Power Hungry 2000 PPV

[A short recap video of the SA/Jake feud is shown. The camera then flashes the WTFL Logo. The camera cuts to the arena where music is playing loudly. Red and Purple lights flash all over the arena. Suddenly the stage erupts ion fireworks. Rows of pyro go down the stage as the ring fill with ref fireworks.]

JR: Welcome to what you have all been waiting for! Welcome to WTFL Power Hungry! We have a loaded card tonight! And we are LIVE! It is time for the WTFL to show you why you are number 1! King, or card is loaded!

King: That is right! 2 60 Minute Iron Man Matches will happen! Hell�s Inferno, X-treme, US, Tag, European, Intercontinental, Women's **whistles** and of course World Titles will be on the line!

JR: Yes�.but the World Title isn�t the only thing on the line..

King: Oh that�s right�the Presidency will be on the line. I can�t wait!

JR: Hey looks at this�

King: Hey! That�s Chubbs!

JR: The retired Chubbs is at ringside folks! And I can�t blame him for wanting to see this jam packed event! And we are going to get things kicked off with a Hell In a Cell Table Match!

The King: Yeah I cant wait JR.

"Big Red Machine" by Tha Eastsidaz hits. Lights turn off, all
of the Raw Is War Fireworks, Blue Lights flash as Smackdown Man slowly walks
down the entrance ramp. He receives a moderate pop from the crowd.

Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica blasts throughout the
stadium as Jay, Silent Bob and The Outlaw Torn walk down the aisle, directly
to the ring, as the stadium is filled with darkness. He receives a moderate
mixed reaction from the crowd. He stands in front of the cage pauses for a
moment then looks up at the top then opens the door and enters the ring.

The ref signals for the bell to start the match.

**** Ding Ding Ding*****

HIAC Table Match
The Outlaw Torn v Smackdown Man

The two lock up. Outlaw Torn overpowers Smackdown Man and pushes him into
the turnbuckle. Outlaw gives him a strong knee to the gut. Smackdown Man
falls to the mat. Outlaw starts stomping him repeatedly. Outlaw picks him up
and gives him a DDT. He then runs off the ropes and gives Smackdown Man a
knee drop to the chest. He picks Smackdown Man up and whips him. He goes for
a Back Body Drop but Smackdown Man boots him in the head. Smackdown Man then
runs off the ropes and gives Outlaw a Swinging Neckbreaker.

JR: Good comeback by Smackdown Man.

Smackdown Man pulls Outlaw to his feet and whips him off the ropes. He then
runs after him and gives him a clothesline over the top ropes. Smackdown Man
follows him to the outside. Outlaw gets to his feet. Smackdown Man charges
at him. He gives Smackdown Man a drop toe hold onto the steps. He then grabs
Smackdown Man by the head and rams his face into the steel cage repeatedly.
Smackdown Man starts to bleed. Outlaw gives Smackdown Man a suplex.
Smackdown Man lays on the floor motionless. Outlaw goes under the ring and
grabs starts to pull out a table. As he�s doing this Smackdown Man gets back
to his feet. Outlaw notices this and gets up. Smackdown Man charges him and
goes to spear him but Outlaw dives out of the way and Smackdown man hits the
off the cage wall. The section of the cell wall starts to loosen. Outlaw
picks up and Smackdown Man and tries to whip him into the cell wall but
instead Smackdown Man reverses it into a whip of his own and Outlaw goes
through the cage wall.

JR: Oh my God. They are bringing this match to the outside.

Smackdown Man charges after him and the two start exchanging punches.
Smackdown Man gains the upper hand and knocks Outlaw onto the announce
table. He sets him up for a piledriver.

JR: This could do it here King.

But Outlaw reveres the piledriver into a back body drop. Smackdown Man hits
the table but doesn�t break it.

JR: We were very close to having a winner there King.

Outlaw grabs Smackdown Man. He rams his head into the steel cage. Smackdown
Man falls to the mat. Outlaw goes to pick him up but he gives Outlaw a low
blow. He then starts climbing the cage. Outlaw gets up and follows him.
Smackdown Man gets to the top. When he gets there he starts trying to punch
Outlaw who still trying to get to the top. He keeps missing him. Outlaw
swings a punch and it connects. He knocks Smackdown Man backwards. He then
climbs on top of the cage. He pulls Smackdown Man to his feet and the two
start to brawl sluggishly. Smackdown Man throws a right hook at Outlaw but
he blocks and sends him a right hook of his own. Smackdown Man stumbles
toward the edge. Outlaw gives him another right hook and sends Smackdown Man
flying on to the Spanish Announce table.

JR: Oh my God by some miracle he hasn�t gone through the table. This
is absolute carnage. Somebody stop the match.

Outlaw looks down at Smackdown Man as he lies unconscious on the table. He
pauses for a moment and takes a deep breath.

JR: Oh no! Don�t do this dammit!

The King: Yes! Yes!

Outlaw leaps off the cage and gives Smackdown Man The Unforgiven
through the Spanish Announce table.

**** Ding Ding Ding****

The Winner: The Outlaw Torn

JR: Oh my God somebody get the EMTs.

The King: Oh my God! Did you see that JR!?!

The two lie unconscious as the EMTs eventually arrive and take the two away.
As they leave they get a standing ovation from the crowd.

JR: Well Outlaw sacrificed himself for the victory in what turned out
to be one hell of a Slobberknocker!

King: That�s right! And now, we are going to see our first Iron Match tonight!

JR: And it isn�t just any Iron match, it is a table Iron Match!

60 Minute Iron Man Table Match
Idol vs. Bensino

announcer - This match is a Table Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 276 pounds,, Bensino!!!

[the funlovers anthem hits bensino enters to a huge pop and he dances his way to the ring ]

announcer - and his opponent, weighing in at 287 pounds, from L.A accompanied by jenna Jameson, Idol!!!

[hail mary hits idol and jenna make their way down to the ring]

[ Mick choita checks Bensino's boots and knee pads. Idol goes under the ring and pulls out about ten tables and sets them up accordingly. (the bell rings) Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol moves back to his feet. Idol superkicks Bensino. Bensino stands up. Bensino dropkicks Idol. Bensino stands up. Bensino follows Idol to the floor. Bensino sets Idol up DDTs him into the concrete. Bensino chants start. Bensino DDTs idol into the concrete again. Bensino takes Idol into the ring. Bensino piledrives Idol. Bensino takes Idol out to the floor. Bensino goes for a power move but Idol dodges the attack. Idol uses a closed fist on Bensino. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol gets back to his feet. Idol nails Bensino with a sideslam. Idol climbs to his feet. Idol clotheslines Bensino. Bensino lifts Idol up and drops him on the concrete. Bensino takes Idol into the ring. Bensino whips Idol with a piece of chain. Idol moves back to his feet. Bensino gets hit with a back heel kick. Bensino stands up. Bensino nails Idol with a flapjack. Bensino is back on his feet. Bensino clotheslines Idol. Bensino nails Idol with a back suplex. Bensino moves back to his feet. Idol climbs to his feet. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol moves back to his feet. Bensino nails Idol with a fisherman`s suplex. Bensino climbs to his feet. They lockup. Bensino sends Idol to the corner of the ring. Idol goes for a brain buster but Bensino dodges the attack. Idol nails Bensino with a face first suplex. Bensino hits Idol with the belly-to-belly suplex. Bensino takes Idol out to the floor. Bensino piledrives Idol. Bensino clotheslines Idol. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol gets up. Idol kicks Bensino in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the concrete. Idol executes a piledriver on Bensino. Idol takes Bensino into the ring. Idol sets Bensino on the table. Idol hits the I-down off the top rope sending Bensino through the table!]

king:Idol is destined to win!

J.R: yeah whatever

47 minutes left: IDOL 1 Bensino 0

[Bensino gradually arises and nails Idol with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Bensino standing. Idol gets up. Idol nails Bensino with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Idol standing. Idol clotheslines Bensino. Idol uses a closed fist on Bensino. Bensino goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Idol dodges the attack. Bensino try's for a atomic drop but Idol avoids it. Bensino whips Idol with a piece of chain. Idol hits Bensino with the spinebuster slam. Now Idol standing. Idol whips Bensino with a piece of chain. . Idol executes a piledriver on Bensino. Idol and Bensino lockup. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol stands up. Idol kicks Bensino in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Idol piledrives Bensino into the mat. Idol punches Bensino repeatedly. Idol diving reverse DDT`s Bensino.An "Idol sucks" chants start in the crowd. Bensino low blows Idol and lifts him up for a powerbomb, he delays it. idol is punching bensino`s head. idol reverses the powerbomb into a face buster thru the table!]

36 minutes left:IDOL 2 Bensino 0

king:facebuster! facebuster! facebuster!

J.R: hey that's MY line

king: oops, sorry I forgot

[they are both down form their efforts. Bensino gets up first and idol straight after, Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Bensino clotheslines Idol. Bensino nails Idol with a reverse suplex. They lockup. Bensino sends Idol to the corner of the ring. Bensino nails Idol with a DDT. Bensino moves back to his feet. Idol gets back to his feet. Idol spins around Bensino's back and DDT's him into the mat. Idol gets back to his feet. Idol takes Bensino out to the floor. Idol executes a piledriver on Bensino. Idol takes Bensino into the ring. Idol swings a steel chair and hits Bensino. Bensino is bleeding as a result. They lockup. jenna jameson low blows bensino and he falls down in agony .Idol stomps on Bensino repeatedly.bensino staggers up ,Idol uses the vertical facebuster on Bensino. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol moves back to his feet. Bensino hits Idol with a single arm DDT. Bensino is back on his feet. Bensino hits a snap suplex through a table!]

28 minutes left: IDOL 2 Bensino 1

[they both get up quickly, Idol looks annoyed. Bensino gets hit with a back heel kick. Bensino stands up. Bensino nails Idol with a belly-to-back suplex. Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Bensino short clothslines Idol. Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Idol uses the verticle facebuster on Bensino. They lockup. . Idol piledrives Bensino into the mat. Idol swings a stop sign and hits Bensino. jenna jameson low blows Bensino. They lockup. Idol sends Bensino to the corner of the ring. Idol grabs Bensino's head and DDT's him on the mat. Idol is up again. Bensino suplexes Idol. Idol gets back to his feet. Idol is t-bone suplexed by Bensino. Bensino is back on his feet. Idol is back on his feet. Bensino powerbombs Idol and sets Idol on the table. Bensino hits the grind sending Idol through the table!. ]

20 minutes left: IDOL 2 Bensino 2

[Bensino picks up a dazed idol and gets hit with a back heel kick. Bensino stands up. Bensino nails Idol with a belly-to-back suplex. Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Bensino short clothslines Idol. Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Idol uses the verticle facebuster on Bensino. They lockup. jenna jameson low blows Bensino . Idol piledrives Bensino into the mat. Idol swings a stop sign and hits Bensino. jenna jameson hits Bensino with a chair. They lockup. Idol sends Bensino to the corner of the ring. Idol grabs Bensino's head and DDT's him on the mat. Idol is up again. Bensino suplexes Idol. Bensino chants start. Idol gets back to his feet. Idol is t-bone suplexed by Bensino. Bensino is back on his feet. Idol is back on his feet. idol sets up bensino on the top rope. idol goes for an idolcutter but bensino holds on, pulls idol near him and hits the last dance thru a table!]

7 minutes left: IDOL 2 Bensino 3

[both wrestlers are on the floor. jenna wakes up idol and bensino gets up, Bensino nails Idol with a bodyslam. Bensino is back on his feet. Bensino punches Idol repeatedly. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol gets up. Bensino short clotheslines Idol. Idol gets up. Idol uses the verticle facebuster on Bensino. Idol takes Bensino out to the floor. Idol uses a closed fist on Bensino. Idol nails Bensino with a vertical suplex. Bensino gets back to his feet. Idol hits Bensino with the spinebuster slam. Idol gets up. jenna jameson low blows Bensino. Idol clotheslines Bensino. Idol superkicks Bensino. Chairshot to Bensino's knee by jenna jameson!! Bensino is wobbly! idol takes down bensino and holds his legs in a wishbone split postion, Jenna hits bensino`s genitals with a chair !. idol elbow drops bensino. Bensino kicks idol and gets up They lockup. Idol sends Bensino to the barricade. Idol takes Bensino into the ring. Bensino hits a double arm DDT on idol. Bensino takes idol on top of a table, he goes on top as well and sets up for a powerbomb, Jenna low blows bensino! Idol reverses it into an I-factor through the table!]

3 minutes left:IDOL 3 Bensino 3

[idol and bensino are down,after a few minutes idol staggers up first, he then leans on the ropes, bensino gets up after looking annoyed. he charges at idol and dropkicks him down. he sets up a table in the ring. Bensino piledrives idol ,he lays him out on the table and goes to the top rope he starts to grind. he leaps off the top rope but jenna pulls idol off the table and bensino goes through the table!]

25 seconds left: IDOL 4 bensino 3

[Bensino is out cold, he gets up slowly and sees 12 seconds on the clock, idol is making out with jenna at ringside. bensino climbs to the top rope and missile dropkicks both idol and jenna! the bell rings the match is over !]

Announcer:the winner is idol!

J.R:what a match put on by those two athletes, but I can`t help but think what a witch that jenna Jameson is.

king: Shut up J.R, face it just cos she won`t kiss you don`t mean you have to call her a witch! but anyway Idol is the man!

J.R: look at the ring, it is covered with blood from these two incredible wrestlers, but don`t expect this to be the end of this feud, Bensino never gives up!

****BACK STAGE***

Back Stage in the parking lot a yellow Viper pulls up in a hurry. The drivers door swings open and out jumps Chandler Taylor cursing to himself. He opens the back door and grabs Lady Allena by the arm and drags her out. She starts screaming but Chandle starts shouting at her.

Chandler: Shut the Fuck up bitch! I gotta do something and your screaming won't really help

Allena: Oh well in that case HHHHEEEEELLPPP!

Chandler slaps Allena accross the face and Allena lets out a painfull scream.

Chandler: Now shut up Bitch or do I have to gag you???

Chandler walks towards the arena back door with Allena in his arms. He walks by the

Sucurity man who looks at him and says...

Guy: Hey are you a wrestler here?

Chandler: Yeah I'm a wrestler here.....Don't you know me?!?

Guys: Hey Lady Allena...(Chandler: Oh yeah you know here...)....is this guy a wrestler?

Allena: No hes just posing as one to get in.

Guy: Ok let's go (Grabs Chandler by the arm and Chandler lets go of Allena)

Chandler: But I'm Chandler Taylor!

Guy: I've never even heard of that name.

Chandler: But listin man you gotta let me in I have to take out Duff Man and Nightmare for Adrenaline!...Oh shi�!

Guy: Ok then now you defnetly getting out.

Chandler: NOOO! Wait Allena get over here (Allena waves to Chandler as he is takin away by the Sucurity)....You friggin Bitch! I'll get you!!!

Allena walks into the back door and into Dark Knights dressing room.

****Back At Ring Side****

King: Wow that was great JR!! That guy didnt even know who Chandler was! HAHA!!

JR: Yes well I suppose that was quite an interesting Back Stage scene.

King: JR....is it up next???

JR: Well if your talking about the womens HIAC for the womans title....YES it is!

King: YEEESSS!HAHA!!!

Fuel my Fire by the Prodigy hits and fills the arena. out walks the woman�s champion Cathy with her title over her shoulder. A strong puppies chant starts after Wednesdays..."incident" with X. She lowers her head and starts towards the ring. She gets in under the bottom rope and gives her title to the Ref who takes it out side and puts it on the table. Cathy takes the mic off Lillian and starts to speak.

Cathy: Now Jessica you whore...this is your last chance at this Gold while I have it! And that is fi---

Y2Js count down starts

5

4

3

2

1 BOOM!

Fire works go off and Jessica is standing at the top of the ramp with a mic. She starts talking while moving towrds the ring.

2 Pound Slut: Now Cathy there really is no time for talk as they are lowering the cell ( Cathy looks up as the cell starts to come down over her ) So I'll make this simple your ass will get kicked! And it's gonna happen now because if I stand here too long...My ass will freez over!

Jessica charges at the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Cathy runs at her and takes her down straight away with a spear! The cell lowers and the bell rings...

***DING DING DING***

Cathy starts banging Jesses head off the ground but Jess pushes her off and slaps her! Cathy screams out as Jess slaps her again but Jess trys a 3rd time but Cathy catches it and throws her off her. Cathy gets to her feet but only to be tackled down again by Jess! Jess gets up and runs at the ropes for a Lion Sault and does it but Cathy raises her knee and gets Jess in the gut! Cathy throws one of her arms over Jess for the pin.1...2...Kickout! Cathy gets up and goes up on the top ropes. Jess gets to her feet still stumbling and see Cathy on the top ropes. Cathy jumps off but Jessica jumps out of the way. Cathy quickly rolls out of it( Eddy G style ) and lands safely. Jessica charges for Cathy again but Cathy gives her a gut kick and then a Fameasser! Cathy picks up Jessica and throws her over the top ropes and she crashes into the cage!

JR: My God Jessica looks hurt...She holding her right arm in apin

King: I hope the puppies are ok (Stands up to get a closer look)

Cathy raises her arms in triumph inside the ring. She slowly goes under the bottom rope and picks up Jessica. She whips her into the steal steps right arm 1st!

King: Cathys smart working on that right arm...she may have picked something up like that from Madd Dogg.

JR: Well it is a smart move by Cathy working on the right arm.

Cathy picks up Jessica and locks on a standing arm bar. Jessica screams for mercy but Cathy won't let go. Cathy applies more pressure to the arm and bring Jessica to her knees in pain. Cathy screams humiliating insults at Jessica. Jessica finally slaps Cathy. Cathy releases the grip and Jessica gives her a DDT onto the cement! Jessica�s right arm is hanging lifeless. She picks up Cathy and calls for tThe Downwards Spiral! but Cathy just shoves her fowards and grabs her hair and slams her face into the cell wall! A small cut below Jessica�s eye develops. Cathy whips her into the ring and roll in after her. She grabs Jessica�s arm and trys to hyper extend it! Jessica screams in pain and trys to reach the rope shes just about tips her finger off the rope and the ref makes Cathy release the grip. Cathy gets up and picks up Jessica and puts her in for The Downwards Spiral

JR: Awww c'mon thats her move!

Cathy nails her with it! Cathy locks on the arms bar again and pulls her hardest. The sweat beading off Jessica runs into her cut and stings her face. Jessica can't take anymore and taps out!

The Winner and STILL Womens Champion:.....[u ]CATHY!
***DING DING DING***

Cathy releases the hold on her arm and stumbles backwards. The ref gives her her title and raises her arm. A large flassing from the crowd is seen but mostly for Jessicas magled body in the ring. Cathy asks for a mic. She brushes her hair out of her face and starts to speak.

Cathy: O...k....Jessica...that was...you last title...shot from me...

Cathy slams the mic down as Fuel my Fire hits. She walks out of the ring and down the asils with her title over her shoulder.

King: My God JR that was a great match! And�the�puppies�.(drool)

JR: Yeah�sure king. Anyways�.we have a match with 3 newcomers next. And it should be great!

King: Yeah I can't wait JR! HAHA!

No chance in hell hits as Adrenaline walks out to booing from the crowd.
He walks towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He looks at the
bag of money ( Sorry I wasnt told what would be up there so it's a $1000
or if Nightmare wins �1000 bag) and waits for his opponetnts to come
out.

Duff Mans muisc hits as the Duff Van drives into the arena and parks beside
the platform. Tina and Tiffany get up top and start spraying the crowd with
Duff Beer. Duff Man jumps out of the van with a mic in his hand

Duff Man: Are you ready?....TO BE
DUFFED?!?(CROWD: CHEER!)

Duff man walks towrds the ring with mic in hand

Duff Man: Now Adrenaline...you are a great wrestler but you
seem to have takin the path of...a heel. But it's ok cos when I beat you ass
you won't want to be a heel anymore because you will be so afraid of me!

Duff man puts the mic down and trows a few cans of beer to the crowd and
gets into the ring.

One Winged Angel hits. Out walks Nightmare with his little tubby manager
Greg Keeler to a small cheering from the crowd. He walks down to the ring
and walks over the top ropes. He squares off with Duff Man but Adrenaline
tackles his legs from behind.

3 way ladder match!
Nightmare vs Duff Man vs Adrenaline

***DING DING DING***

Nightmare falls over and crashes into the ground. Duff Man gives
Adrenaline a clothline from hell and Adrenaline goes flying into the ground.
Duff Man starts to stomp on him as Nightmare starts to get up. Nightmare
grabs Duff Man and turns him arouns and gives him a Giant Headbutt which
sends Duff man flying! NM picks up Adrenaline by the head and holds him up
untill his feet dangle! Duff Man gets up and spears Nightmare and Nightmare
drops Adrenaline. Adrenaline roll under the bottom rope as Duff Man is
pummiling Nightmare. Adrealine picks up one of the two ladders and walks
towards the ring. Nightmare throws Duff Man accross the ring and gets up.
Adrenailne gets the ladder and sweeps Nightmares legs from the outside.
Adrenailne throws the ladder into the ring ontop of Nightmare and walks over
towards the announce table to get a chair. While he is there Nightmare gets
up. He picks up Duff Man and gives him a Gorila Press Slam over the top
ropes onto Adrealine! Nightmare could win now with both men out!

[ENTER: UKJ with Chair

UKJ runs into the ring with chair in hand. He walks up behind Nightmare
who is setting up the ladder and whacks him on the back with it! Nightmare
falls to his knees and UKJ hits him again! Greg Keeler rolls into the ring
and low blows UKJ!!! UKJ drops the chair and Keleer picks it up and gives
him a head shot which sends him flying out of the ring. UKJ starts to crawl
up the ramp but Keeler goes after him!!! He hits him on the back again with
the chair. UKJ falls to the ground in pain.

[ENTER: Madd Dogg]

Madd Dogg comes out and walks over to keleer. he tells keleer to stop.
UKJ is about to leave the arena but Madd Dogg grabs him! He kicks him in the
gut and whips him off the Platform trough a table!!!!!!! Madd Dogg
leaves the arena and Greg Keleer is clapping him.At the ring Nightmare just
gets back to his feet and sets up the ladder but Duff Man races into the
ring and Slid Tackles the ladder and it topples over with Nightmare on it
and Nightmare lands legs open on the ropes!

King: Ouuuuuuu! Man thats gotta hurt...Bad!

Nightmare closes his eyes and falls off the ropes and onto the outside.
Duff man gets up and sets up the ladder. he starts to climb but just notices
that Adrenaline got up on the top ropes with him seeing! Adrenaline jumps
off and Top Rope Spear! All 3 men are laid out but Nightmare
starts to get up. he rolls under the bottom rope. He picks up Duff man and
CHOKE SLAM! Duff Man hits the ground twitching his left leg.
He picks up Adrenaline but Adrenaline knees him to the gut. Nightmare kneels
over and Adrenaline gives him a Famasser! Adrenaline sets up the
ladder and starts to climb it.

ENTER: Slam!

King: Wha?? Slam? What the hell is he doing out here?

Slam runs towrds the ring and gets in.he drags Adrenaline down off the
ladder and gives him a DDT! He picks Adrenaline up again and whips him to
the ropes. He puts him sitting on the top ropes and KING CUTTER OFF
THE TOP ROPES! Nightmare gets up and charges Slam but Slam steps to
the side and gives him The King Cutter! Slam walks over to the
announce table and grabs a mic off it.

Slam: Well guys You should have got ready for the beating of
you fuckin life because...It came sooner that you thought it would!

Slam Slams the mic down and laughs at Nightmare and Adrenaline and
leaves the arena to cheering from the crowd.

Inside the ring Duff man starts to get up as well as nightmare. he sets up
the ladder and starts to climb. he reaches the top and grabs the money and
unties it. He jumps off but Nightmare catches him!!! Nightmare grabs the bag
off him and gives him a choke Slam!

***DING DING DING***

WINNER:....NIGHTMARE!

One Winged Angel hits and Nightmare jumps out of the ring. Greg runs over
to him and celebrates with him as they make there way down the asile.
Adrenaline gets up looking real pissed and picks up Duff man. he goes for a
pedigree but Duff man gives him a gut punch and whips him. on the way back
DUFF MAN SLAM! Adrenaline rolls out of the ring and Duff Man
and the Duff girls celebrate in the ring then leave.

King: WOW JR that was a great match...and we got to see Tina
and Tiffany

!

JR: Sure was King! The next match will be a sure slobber knocker!

King: That is right�.the Super Duper title will be on the line!

JR: Well Ladies and Gentleman,Our next match..well..involves..... 3 bizarre celebrities..For the Super Duper Title!

King: JR! Everyone knows I'm a huge Dennis Franz F-

All of a sudden ,Fat' By Weird Al Yankovic hits as Dennis Franz walks out in normal clothes with a garbage can filled with Snow Shovels,kendo sticks, Wiffle bats, and a clock. Dennis slides the garbage can into the ring and climbs in himself and starts bouncing into the ropes

King: Now thats talent,JR!

JR: I thought you had you money on Coleman?

Kiing: AHH...sshhh!

'Tool me up' by Tim Allen and the hot rods hits as Tim runs quickly to the ring. He is ambushed by Dennis Franz

King: WOO-HOO!

JR: Here we go!

Dennis throws Tim into the ropes and catches him at the other end with a side slam. Dennis picks Tim back up and nails him with an uppercut the the gut and whips him into the turnbuckle and nails him with a running avalanche

JR: Oh..damnit,that must hurt!

King: Tim's gotta lay off the nachos for a while.

Dennis grabs a wiffle bat and attempts to hit Tim with it in the corner, but misses as Tim moves out of the way. Dennis turns around and tries to hit Tim with the bat again,but Tim ducks and nails Dennis with a spear

JR: And the crowd is on their feet!

King: Wheres Gary?

Tim nails Dennis with a falling leg drop. He covers him..1..2..KICKOUT.. Tim picks Dennis up from the head, but Dennis nails him with a lowblow. Dennis then lifts the hurting Tim Allen onto his shoulders and plants him onto the canvas with a Death Valley Driver

JR: The NYPD Drop! Its over!

King: But-But,what about-

All of a sudden,the lights go out and New Jack's music hits as the entire crowd forms their hands into an 'X' and stand on their chairs

King:......Gary?

JR: And the crowd is going nuts!

The Lights go back on as Gary is walking down in Orange and Red camoflauge with a laundry bin full of weapons. Dennis gets to his feet and starts calling Gary in

JR: Hes calling him in!

King: WOO-HOO!

Gary dives in as Dennis charges at him with a clothesline,but Gary ducks and as Dennis turns around, Gary kicks him in the gut and nails him with Evenflow DDT

JR: Evenflow! Evenflow!

King: GAARRRYY!

Gary then exits the ring and grabs a cheese grater out the laundry bin

JR: Oh no! Don't do it,Gary!

King: Hes gonna do it!

As Gary enters the ring,Dennis is on his knees begging. Gary just kicks him the stomach and starts grating the forehead of Dennis Franz with the Cheese grater! Dennnis falls to the ground with Blood everywhere

JR: Oh my god! He is busted open!

King: oh,I love it!

Gary then taunts the crowd with his 'Xs'. But Tim Allen is right behind him with a hammer

King: Gary turn around!

Gary turns around and gets clocked with the hammer,right in the forehead,from Tim Allen! Tim then bounces off the ropes and nails Gary with the 'Tool Time' Leg Drop! Tim covers Gary...1...2...3!

King: HAHAHA! Tim won!

JR: That means you lost the bet!

King: Wha??! CRAP!

Tim rolls out of the ring and grabs the Super Duper title and marches to the back

~~Winner: Tim Allen~~

JR: *laughs*

King: *laughs**

JR: Well we are going to see some gold on the line now! The European Title will be on the line!

European Title Match
Right Angle(c) vs. Roadkill

[Roadkill's "Incomprehensible Caveman Music" erupts through the arena. Roadkill makes his way down to the ring, carrying an encyclopedia in one hand and some sort of dead animal in the other... The Wolf, slowly follows him down... The crowd sends down The Wolf and Roadkill with boo's... The wolf then enters the ring, as Roadkill climbs over the ropes... Roadkill's Music Fades Out, and The Lights Suddenly Turn Black... And The Wolf/Roadkill are standing in the middle of the ring...]

[Right Angle's Music sounds throughout the arena and the crowd rise to their feet. Right Angle emerges at the top of the ramp with the European title over his shoulder to loud cheers. He pauses for a moment as a loud Right Angle chant breaks out before slowly making his way down the aisle shaking hands and giving high fives to fans. Upon entering the ring he climbs each turnbuckle in turn raising the belt to loud cheers each time. Right Angle's Music Fades Out, and Right Angle takes a microphone from Jim Ross...]

RIGHT ANGLE: Thank you... Well, i'm here now to have a re-match with Roadkill (Crowd Boo's at the mention of the name "Roadkill")... Yeah! Well, i wasn't satisfied with our last match at all... Roadkill, i guarantee you a fair match tonight... It's once again time for me to face you... And all, and everything ends now... Tonight... Wether the outcome of the match, though... Wether the outcome, we will surely cross paths again... Obviously your a strong individual, and i can't compare to your strenght... But i will try to overcome you with everything i've got... There are no second chances after this, Roadkill... Tonight, it will be a clear victory, by whoever is basically the better man... And Roadkill, it's been a pleasure... Thank You!

[Infuriated at what Right Angle said, Roadkill comes down and clotheslines Right Angle into the corner... The Bell Rings, And The Match Starts...]

The match starts with Roadkill dominating on Right Angle in the corner... Roadkill suddenly sets up Right Angle sitting, on the turnbuckle...Roadkill chokeslams Right Angle from the top rope! Roadkill then follows up on Right Angle, and whips him to the ropes... Roadkill is about to send down Right Angle with a Spinebuster, but Right Angle spears him, as a reversal! ... Right Angle then follows up with a few jab punches on the fallen Roadkill... Roadkill gets up, and takes down Right Angle with a DDT!... Roadkill then follows up with a low blow!... Roadkill takes the pin...1...2...Kickout! Right Angle then gets up, and beats on Roadkill as much as possible... Roadkill no-sells it, and sends down Right Angle with a Clothesline from Hell!... Right Angle quickly gets up, and runs down on Roadkill with a clothesline of his own... Roadkill instantly gets up, and gets clotheslined again by Right Angle!... Right Angle whips Roadkill to the ropes, and sends him down with another spear!... Right Angle attempts a pin...1...2...Kickout!... Roadkill gets up and attempts a DDT, but Right Angle doesn't fall!... Right Angle hits Roadkill with a belly-belly suplex, followed by a leg drop... Right Angle sets Roadkill right in front of the Turnbuckle, and Right Angle climbs the turnbuckle... Right Angle hits a Frog Splash On Roadkill! Right Angle goes for another pin...1...2...Kickout! Roadkill quickly gets up, and surprises Right Angle with ROAD RAGE!... Roadkill picks Right Angle up, and puts him into his submission move... The Mutilator!... Right Angle fights and crawls out on Roadkill's Back, As A Reversal for "The Mutilator"... Right Angle then Surprises Roadkill with the TWIST OF FATE!... Roadkill is down... Right Angle wastes no time at all, and picks Roadkill up... Roadkill then hits Right Angle down with a Big Boot... Roadkill follows up, and sets Right Angle Into the standard powerbomb position... Roadkill is about to Crucifix Powerbomb Right Angle, But Right Angle Slides Out Of It, Once He Gets On Roadkill's Back!... Right Angle then surprises Roadkill with The Olympic Slam!... Right Angle quickly goes for the pin.....1......2.....3!!!!

Winner And *STILL* European Champion ... Right Angle!

[Roadkill gets up... Roadkill then surprises Right Angle with another ROAD RAGE, and The Wolf climbs on the apron... The Wolf then climbs the turnbuckle, as Roadkill sets Right Angle in front of it... The Wolf hits the Flying Headbutt On RIGHT ANGLE!!... The Wolf and Roadkill then leave the ring... The Referee passes Right Angle the European Belt... Right Angle leaves the ring with the European Belt, yet he's still angry... Medical Attention and a few referees ask him if he's alright, but he simply doesn't awnser any of them... Right Angle leaves, for the backstage area... And the fans are cheering loudly through-out the arena...]

JR: So... Should Right Angle be Happy and Angry after what happened tonight? What do you think, King?

The King: Ah... I guess Right Angle didn't deserve that... And that was sort of un-sportsmanship of them... But hey, what can i do about that? Things like those will continue happening in the WTFL... It's just how the wrestlers are, and what more are they're personalities...

JR: Yeah, well... Right Angle is still the European Champion, and it seems as if the fued between Roadkill and Right Angle has just begun...

[WTFLtron shows clip: Right Angle reversing the crufifix powerbomb, and hitting Roadkill with the Olympic Slam... (Fade Out)... The Wolf hitting Right Angle with the flying headbutt from the top turnbuckle...(Fade Out)...]

JR: We are now going to get things heated up!

King: Another women�s match!

JR: Uh..no. The Hell�s Inferno US Title Match is up next!

King: Oh yeah! It is time to pull out the hot dog�s JR!

JR: This has certainly been an ongoing heated-up, literally, feud.

[The cell is lowered and locked into position. The technicians then run gasoline over the cell]

[�American Bad Ass� by Kid Rock hits. Skuller and Terri walk side by side to the ring where they shake a few hands. They then step into the ring.]

Skuller: It is time for the True American Bad Ass to show you all why he is the US Champion! So Tardy One�getcher ass out here so I can kick, bust it, fracture it, and burn it!

[�Why Can�t we Be Friends� hits. Non-Retard walks to the ramp]

Non-Retard: You have it all wrong! You may have me in a cage but either way: I will show you how to crack a graham bitch!

[�Why can�t we be Friends� plays as N-R walks to the ring. N-R circles the ring and taunts Skuller for a minute he then slides into the ring and taunts the crowd]

Hell�s Inferno US Title Match
Skuller� w/ Terri vs. Non-Retard

The cell door is locked. With one shot of a blowtorch, a flame wraps around the cell and spreads to top-to-bottom. N-R looks at the flames spread with amazement.

-Ding Ding! �

As N-R looks at the flames, Skuller uppercuts him upside the head. Skuller then boots N-R across the face. N-R falls to the mat. Skuller stomps at N-R as he pulls himself to his feet. N-R gets up and throws a punch at Skuller, then punch is blocked. Skuller fires at N-R with another punch. N-R holds his face in pain from the punch when he is hit by another punch that knocks him ass first to the mat. Skuller stomps at N-R a couple of times and then pulls him to his feet. Skuller grabs N-R by the arm and pulls N-R towards him. As N-R goes to him, Skuller chop shim across the face. Skuller keeps hold of the arm to Irish Whip N-R to the ropes. N-R comes back and it picked up by Skuller, twisted up, down, and around, and then slammed hard to the mat with a Tilt-O-Whirl slam. N-R hits the mat with impact. Skuller then slides out of the ring and looks towards the door.

JR: Remember to win you must climb the cell and get the belt from the top to win!

Skuller puts his hand around the mesh to pull it open but it burns his hand a bit and he quickly pulls it away. Skuller then takes his shirt off and wraps it around his hands. Skuller then pulls the door open and goes out of the cell. Skuller begins to climb up the side of the burning cell. Skuller gets half way up the cell when N-R catches up to him. N-R stretches his body to Skuller�s and hits him with a forearm that send s Skuller sliding down the cell and burning parts of his body as he does. Skuller falls to the protective mats and is stomped by N-R. N-R picks him up and slaps him across the face. N-R then Irish Whips Skuller into the flaming cell. Skuller falls to the ground and lays by the cell. N-R then bends over and begins to force Skuller�s face into the cell. Soon Skuller�s face is pressed against the flames.

JR: Skuller�s face must be burning!

Skuller screams in pain and finally is able to back away from all of the flames. Skuller is crawling away holding his face when N-R pulls Skuller to his feet. N-R uppercuts Skuller across the face. Skuller stands dazed for a minute. N-R then pulls a chair from under the timekeeper. N-R picks the chair up and folds it. Skuller begins to walk towards N-R but he is flat lined by the chair nailing him right across his face. Skuller falls to the protective mats hard, and with impact from the chair shot. N-R hits him across the chest with the chair and then pulls Skuller to his feet. N-R stabs Skuller in the gut with the chair and then DDT�s him to the mat. N-R then pulls a pair of work gloves from his pants and puts them on his hands. N-R digs his hands into the mesh and begins to climb the flaming cell. N-R gets half way up the cell and hangs on with one arm as he taunts Skuller. N-R then jumps from where he is and hits Skuller with an elbow drop! N-R recuperates from dropping the elbow and slowly climbs to his feet. N-R pulls Skuller up by Skuller�s long hair. N-R then holds Skuller in a side headlock as he begins to deliver several elbow shots to Skuller�s head. N-R then lets the headlock go a bit and comes from behind the leaning Skuller, and hits him with a bulldog to the ground. N-R stomps at Skuller a bit and then gets his eyes on Terri.

King: Haha! Non-Retard is looking at the horny little she-devil!

N-R begins to walk towards Terri. Terri slowly walks away from N-R as he approaches her. Soon N-R gets to Terri and grabs her by the shoulder. Terri shakes her head back and forth and begins to tell N-R to let go of her. N-R smiles at Terri begging for mercy. Terri then gets a straight face and begins to smile a little bit. Terri gets loose from N-R�s shoulder hold and begins to back away from him. Terri motions her hands for N-R to follow her. N-R seems interested and stoops towards Terri. N-R gets to Terri. Terri begins to seduce N-R by touching her body a little bit. N-R then leans forward only to be slapped hard across the face by Terri. Terri then falls to her knees and low blows N-R. N-R bends in pain. Skuller then approaches him from behind and hits N-R with a reverse DDT! Skuller then begins to climb the burning cell with his shirt wrapped around his hands. Skuller is about half way up the cell when N-R gets to his feet and begins to climb the same side of the cell. N-R quickly catches up to Skuller on the cell and sends an elbow to the back of Skuller�s head. Skuller retaliates with an elbow of his own. The 2 climb to the top of the cell while exchanging elbows with each other. They finally get to the top where they exchange punches with each other. Skuller finally thrusts his body at N-R and hits him to the mesh with a diving lariat. N-R falls down hard on the heated mesh but not enough for it to breaker. N-R climbs to his feet and stomps at Skuller�s foot. The flames shoot in the air from the stomp as Skuller is stomped. N-R then hits Skuller with a boot to the face. Skuller falls and hits the stand that the US Title is on. The belt falls off of the stand and onto the cell. N-R reaches for the belt but he is low blowed by Skuller as he climbs to his feet. Skuller sprawls his body out in a reach for the US title but a flame shoots up and catches his wrist. Skuller holds his wrist in pain and then reaches for the US belt. Skuller almost has the belt, when from behind N-R picks the stand up and hits it against the head of Skuller. The stand shatters over Skuller�s head.

JR: Oh my! That stand shattered!

N-R then reaches over and grabs the US Title.

JR: We have a new champion!

Winner: And new US Champion: Non-Retard

N-R holds his belt in the air. N-R then pulls Skuller to his feet. N-R then folds the belt up and rams it across the face of Skuller.

JR: Oh C �Mon! You won the belt! Leave Skuller alone!

Skuller begins to climb to his feet. N-R then hits him over the head with a double ax handle. N-R then sets him up for the Graham Cracka� Flapjack.

JR: No! C �mon!

N-R then lifts Skuller up and hits him with a Graham Cracka� Flapjack through the cell! Skuller breaks the cell and falls right to the ring face first!

JR: Sweet mother of all that is holy! Skuller has belly dived from the top of the cell! With impact!

N-R then climbs from the top of the cell and enters the cell through the door. N-R walks into the ring and helps the knocked out Skuller. N-R then takes his belt and walks away.

JR: I have never seen that move me so deadly! Skuller is out!

King: I�I�.

JR: Well now we are going to go backstage with Silent Assassin as paramedics help Skuller.

~~Backstage~~

Michael Cole is prepared for an interview with Silent Assassin

Cole: We haven�t heard a word from SA since Friday night after his match with Wolf but he�s here now and ready for an interview. (Michael Cole directs hit attention to Assassin) Well Silent Assassin tonight is the big night, you and Jake for the World Title. There is a lot at stake in this match and I was wondering if I could get your thoughts about it?

Silent Assassin: First of all I�d like to state that reason nobody�s heard from me since Friday is because I�ve been training my ass off for this match. I didn�t have the time in my busy schedule for an interview, but now I�m completely prepared and I have a few minutes so I�ll answer any questions you have.

Cole: Well how about the first question I asked?

Silent Assassin: Hey...don�t get smart with me Mike, I�m not in the mood.

Cole: Sorry SA...so why have you been training so hard for this match?

Silent Assassin: Why? You obviously don�t realize how important tonight�s match is. I HAVE to win this match there�s no other choice.

Cole: What exactly do you mean by that?

Silent Assassin: Well Mike it�s simple. You see when I win tonight I will become new WTFL World Champion and new President, and there aren�t two things more important in this business. However if by some miracle Jake pulls off the victory it could very well be the last shot I ever get. If he wins he will still be President and the new Commissioner so he sure as hell wont give me another one. In fact he�d probably use his power to make my career a living hell. He would have all the power and the World title, there would be no stopping him. That is whay I have to win tonight.

Cole: I see....well the odds do seem to be in your favor tonight with Kid Sampson as the special guest referee...

Silent Assassin: Yes a referee, that�s all Kid will be in that match. I�ve talked this over with him and he understands that I don�t need nor want any help winning this match. All Kid will need to do is count the one two three after I beat Jake�s ass and then he can help me celebrate my victory. I don�t need anyone�s help to defeat Jake and that�s why I�ve asked the AKS and TWM to stay in the back.

Cole: You�re a brave man Silent Assassin, now if I might ask do you have a strategy going into tonight�s match?

Silent Assassin: Hell yeah I have a strategy. I have a strategy going into every match and tonight is no different. You see just like all of my other opponents I�ve studied Y2JackAss any found his strengths, which he has very few of if I might add, and weaknesses. Jake is a light heavyweight at best, he�s five foot nothing and couldn�t hit the ground if he were falling. His terrible wrestling skills will be no match for my superior technical wrestling. All I�m going to do is walk down to the ring knock Jake�s ass around for a while, just for jolloies, then lock him in the Sharpshooter and wont let go until he�s cryin� for his Mommy.

Cole: Those are some very strong words however I can�t help but ask if you win...(Assassin cut in)

Silent Assassin: You mean WHEN I win Michael....

Cole: Okay, when you win what are your plans for the World title and the Presidency?

Silent Assassin: Well I already have plans for the Presidency and you�ll find out about those tomorrow night on Madness. But as for the World title it will be just like my last title reign, I will defend against any worthy opponent and back down from nobody.

Cole: I�m sure you�d make a great champ....Well thank you for your time SA and good luck in your match later tonight!

Silent Assassin: Thank you Michael.

The camera cuts back to the King and JR

~~Back In The Arena~~

Paramedics are still in the ring helping Skuller. Skuller is finally lifted onto a stretcher and carried from the ring. The camera follows the stretcher as this happens.

JR: We are going to follow this�

[The camera shows a shot of JR and King]

JR: Well we still have a great line up of matches tonight!

King: That is right�..we still get to see Y2JakeEllis beat Silent Assassin! Haha!

[The camera is now in a parking lot. Skuller is put into an ambulance. Non-Retard is shown behind him. N-R then goes into a black jeep and begins to drive]

JR: Well next we have an X-treme title match! As we see Skuller be loaded into an ambulance�lets hope he is okay. Wait�..what is Non-Retard doing?

King: Haha! Things are now going to get Extreme!

"The Kids Are Not Alright" hits to a loud pop as Fallout steps out past the curtains, carrying his barb-wire wrapped shovel, and stands on the stage. He then thrusts his arms out in a crucifix pose before heading to the ring. Fallout climbs into the ring, and thrusts a fist into the air as the crowd cheers.

"Pretend I�m Human" hits to heat as the ligths dim, and Stryker�s bloody "S" appears on the WTFLtron. Stryker walks out, bathed in red spotlights, and makes his way to the ring.

WTFL X-Treme Title Match
--Fallout � vs. Tyson Stryker--

***DING DING DING***

Fallout rushes towards Stryker with the shovel, but Stryker ducks and then kicks the shovel away from Fallout. Stryker kicks Fallout a few times, knocking him back into the corner. Stryker pushes Fallout to the top rope and tries for a powerbomb, but Fallout punches him a few times and then gives Stryker the Nagasaki! Fallout then picks Stryker up, whips him to another corner, and gives him the Hiroshima! Fallout covers�one�two� kick out by Stryker!

JR: Fallout is really taking it to Stryker tonight, folks!

Fallout picks Stryker up and whips him to the ropes, then gives him a tilt-o-whirl piledriver. Fallout starts to walk towards his shovel, but Stryker nails a low blow from behind, and then a spinning back body drop! Stryker grabs Fallout�s shovel and points to Fallout�s back. Stryker lifts the shovel into the air, but Fallout nails a quick jab to Stryker�s mid-section and then hits a Backwards � DDT. Fallout grabs the shovel and props it up in the corner. Fallout picks Stryker up and whips him into the corner, connecting chest-first with the barb-wire shovel!!

King: Eww!

JR: Irish whip right into the barb-wire covered shovel!

Stryker staggers out, his chest showing tears in the flesh. Fallout grabs him, and gives him an Atomic Bomb �98. Fallout steps over the ropes and grabs a chair from the outside, and slides it into the ring. After getting back into the ring, Fallout picks the chair up and walks towards Stryker. Fallout then slams the chair right across Stryker�s back! Fallout lays the chair in the middle of the ring and grabs Stryker.

JR: Uh oh, what�s Fallout got planned here?

Fallout sets Stryker up, and gives him the Fisherman�s Hook Powerbomb onto the chair! Fallout covers�one�two� kick out by Stryker!

King: Amazing!

JR: How did Stryker kick out of that!?

Fallout slowly gets back to his feet, and eyes up his opponent. Stryker is on the mat, clutching his back, blood running from his chest. Fallout steps over the ropes to the outside, and pulls out a table. He pushes the table into the ring, and then climbs back in. Stryker is slowly getting to his feet, supporting himself in the corner. Fallout begins to set up the table as Stryker grabs the barb-wire shovel. As Fallout finishes setting up the table, Stryker swings the shovel right into Fallout�s back! Fallout stumbles in pain, and Stryker capitalizes. Stryker grabs Fallout in a sleeper hold, and turns it into the Diving Sleeper!

JR: Diving Sleeper from Stryker! He�s slowly coming back! Can Fallout take it?

King: No way!

Stryker gets to his feet, and positions the table in the ring. Stryker then pulls Fallout to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Stryker sets up for a back body drop that would send Fallout through the table, but Fallout sees Stryker�s plan. Fallout grabs Stryker and lifts him into the air, and then gives him a Military Cutter through the table!!! The crowd is going wild!!!

ENTER: Chubbs

JR: What in the hell�?!

From the crowd, Chubbs manages to climb over the crowd railing and slide into the ring. He grabs Fallout�s barb-wire shovel, and waits. Fallout pushes bits of the table away and covers Stryker�one�two� BAM!!! Chubbs nails Fallout in the neck with the barb-wire shovel!!!

JR: NOOOOOOOO!!! That bastard Chubbs just hit Fallout in the neck with a barb wire shovel!!!

Chubbs stands over Fallout as he clutches his neck in pain. Chubbs slams the shovel into Fallout�s body a few more times as Stryker gets to his feet. Chubbs lays the shover in the middle of the ring, and Stryker powerbombs Fallout onto the shovel!!

JR: This is intolerable!

King: What do you mean, this is great!!!

Stryker taunts Fallout for a moment, and covers�one�two�three!!
WINNER: And New WTFL X-Treme Champion, Tyson Stryker

Stryker raises his arms in victory, and is handed the X-Treme title. He and Chubbs exchange a high-five, and Stryker gets a mic.

Stryker: Finally you all have a worthy X-Treme title holder! Tonight, a new start in the Legion has been born. And that man is.. Chubbs!

The crowd boos and hisses as Stryker and Chubbs walk away.

JR: I am damn sick and tired of the CWO!

King: Well you are going to see more next! Wolf is going to face Sampson!

JR: I hope Sampson tears his ass apart! But right now I understand we have live video footage of Skuller�s ambulance pulling in.

[The camera cuts to a road that is about to intersect with the drive way of a hospital entrance. To the side of the road is a small ditch. An ambulance is driving]

JR: There it is�..Skuller� ambulance.

[A black jeep is following the Ambulance. The ambulance stops near the hospital drive way. An EMT steps out of the Ambulance. The black jeep stops to the side of it]

JR: Is that Non-Retard�s jeep?

King: I think so!

[The EMT open the back door of the ambulance and begins to pull a stretcher out. The EMT crawls into the ambulance and begins to try and gets Skuller. Non-Retard then steps from the black jeep. N-R then slams the back door of the ambulance. N-R then goes back and into his jeep]

JR: What is he doing?

[N-R starts his jeep up and pulls it back. N-R then rams into the Ambulance with the jeep. The ambulance then crashes into the ditch]

JR: Oh my! Non-Retard may have just killed Skuller!

King: Ah!

[N-R steps out of his jeep and stands above the ditch where he taunts the ambulance]

JR: This is sick!

[The camera cuts away from N-R]

JR; We will have more on this kater. But for now, Kid Sampson will fight the Wolf!

"Silenced Rage" hits to loud heat as Wolf walks through the entrance and makes his way down the ramp. The crowd start chanting obscenities at him as he enters the ring and taunts.

The lights begin to dim as "Master of Puppets" hits. Blue searchlights scan through the crowd, and fireworks go offstage as Kid Sampson comes out to a loud pop. He walks down the ramp and gives the ringside fans high-fives. Then, Kid slides in the ring and runs right at Wolf.

Singles Match
--Kid Sampson vs. Wolf--

***DING DING DING***

Kid nails a short-arm clothesline on Wolf, knocking him to the mat. Wolf gets to his knees and trips Sampson, then climbs on top of him, throwing punches like wild. Kid shoves Wolf off, and rolls back to his feet. Wolf runs towards Kid, but Kid gives Wolf a drop toe hold, sending Wolf�s face right into the bottom turnbuckle pad! Wolf staggers up, clutching his face. As he does, Sampson leaps and dropkicks Wolf back into the corner. Sampson gets up and lands multiple punches on Wolf as the crowd goes crazy. Sampson Irish whips Wolf to the opposite corner, but Wolf reverses and gives Sampson a DVD!

JR: My god! A powerful DVD from Wolf to Sampson!

Wolf covers�one�two� kickout by Kid! Wolf pulls Sampson up and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex. Sampson slowly gets to his feet, and Wolf nails a snap suplex. Wolf gets up and taunts Sampson, the crowd booing. Wolf pulls Sampson up and whips him to the ropes. Wolf goes for a clothesline, but Kid ducks. Wolf turns around, and Kid gives him a spinebuster!

JR: Spinebuster by Sampson! He�s coming back!

King: I doubt it! Wolf�s got it all under control�

Sampson gets back to his feet and stumbles into the corner. As Wolf gets up, Sampson climbs to the second turnbuckle and nails a diving clothesline on Wolf! The crowd is cheering Sampson on as he pulls Wolf up and nails a bulldog. Sampson pulls Wolf up, and goes for a Dragon Suplex pin�one�two� kick out by Wolf!!Kid pulls Wolf up once more and sets up for a release Northern Lights suplex. But Wolf gives Kid a low blow and nails a DDT! Wolf pulls Sampson up and gives him a German Suplex w/ Bridge�one�two� kickout. Sampson gets up and Wolf nails a swinging neckbreaker. Then, Wolf signals for the flying headbutt.

King: Flying headbutt, here we go!

JR: This could spell the end for Kid Sampson!

Wolf slowly climbs the ropes to get to the top. Kid manages to get up and climbs after Wolf. Kid and Wolf exchange some punches, but Wolf nails an eyepoke on Kid and then shoves him off the top turnbuckle. Wolf then jumps and nails the flying headbutt! He covers�one�two� Sampson kicks out! Wolf can�t believe it!

JR: Oh my! Kid�s barely hanging on here at WTFL�s Power Hungry! Wolf is showing some great technical skill here! What a great match!

Wolf gets to his feet and stomps Kid a few times, and then drops to the mat. Wolf locks on the Wolf�s Claw!! Kid struggles as hard as he can, and manages to get to the ropes before too much damage is done. Wolf kicks Kid a few more times, knocking him out of the ring. Wolf then starts to climb the turnbuckle again, eyeing up Sampson on the outside.

JR: Kid Sampson, helplessly laying on the outside� what�s Wolf doing?

Wolf gets to the top turnbuckle, and signals for the diving headbutt.

King: Wolf�s going for the diving headbutt on Sampson to the outside!

Wolf leaps off the top rope and dives towards Sampson, but Kid rolls out of the way! The fans are on their feet as Wolf lands roughly on the outside ring mat. Kid staggers to his feet, and pulls Wolf up. Kid whips Wolf across the floor right into the crowd railing! Wolf yells out in pain, clutching his back. Kid grabs Wolf as he gets up, and gives him a Dreamer DDT on the outside!

JR: Dreamer DDT! Sampson�s on fire!

Kid rolls Wolf back into the ring, and climbs up to the top rope.

JR: What�s Sampson going to do now? He usually doesn�t go to the air�

Kid jumps from the top rope and tries for a guillotine leg drop, and hits it! Kid covers�one�two� kick out from Wolf! Kid pulls Wolf up and sets up for a German Suplex. Kid attempts, but Wolf rolls out of it. Kid turns around to receive a kick to the groin from Wolf, and then an Evenflow DDT! Wolf pulls Sampson up and throws him into the corner. Wolf shoves Kid up to the top rope, and nails a superplex! Wolf then grabs Sampson right away, and locks on the Wolf�s Claw!

JR: Oh no! Wolf has the Wolf�s Claw on Sampson!

King: That�s it, it�s over!

Sampson is whincing in pain as Wolf tightens the hold. Kid tries to scoot towards the ropes, but Wolf manages to pull Kid back to the center of the ring. Wolf tightens his grip on Kid�s face even more, and Kid screams out in pain.

JR: How is Sampson withstanding this kind of torture?!

Wolf pulls with all his might, trying his best to make Sampson tap. Kid has a distant look of determination on his face, but his eyes shut. He tries to hold on for as long as he can, but he has to tap out!
WINNER: Wolf

JR: Oh my God! Wolf caused Sampson to tap out with the Wolf�s Claw! What a battle between two of the greatest WTFL Superstars! You have to give Wolf all the credit in the world here, but you can�t take anything away from Kid Sampson! He fought a hell of a match!

The ref tells Wolf to let the hold off, but Wolf holds on. Sampson still screams in pain, but Wolf won't let go. Finally, Kid blacks out from the pain of the submission hold. A dozen referees run down to the ring and try and force Wolf off of Kid, but he won't budge. Finally, Wolf lets go off the hold to major heat from the crowd and walks away. The referees try and get Kid to wake up. After a few minutes, Kid sits up and then stands, the crowd cheering his performance in the match.

JR: That was a great match! And Kid Sampson still has to referee the World Title Match later tonight!

King: But next�.the Intercontinental is on the line!

Intercontinental Title Match
X(c) w/ Alexa vs. Madd Dogg w/ Cathy

[The lights go out. "Higher" by "Creed" erupts through the arena. A bright white light flashes, and then the lights go normal as a giant "X" is displayed on the WTFLtron. X is already under the Titantron when the lights flash, with his body making the shape of an "X" in silhouette. X turns around to face the crowd, crosses his arms in front of his chest forming an "X". He then walks down the ramp giving high-five's. Erika Follows behind and enters the ring, and then leans against the turnbuckle in the corner. X gets on the apron and he hops to the top rope, and performs a moonsault into the middle of the ring. The lights dim as an "X" made from Fireworks goes off as X does a standing back flip in the middle of the ring.]

I've got a word of thanks
that I'd like to say
for the way that I feel,
the way that I feel today.
Got stacks, got stacks
stacks of chips on my shoulder
in everything I do
cuz I made, I made
I made the mistake
of trusting you!

Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just do
You liar
You liar
You liaaaaar
You liaaaaar

Yeah, my layers are thick
and I've got bad attitude.
Yeah that knife in my back
has fingerprints that belong to you.
Got a grudge, got a grudge
got a grudge that I'm holding
for as long as I like
cuz you lied, you lied
you lied to my face
and that's something that I can't forgive

Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
People like you just burn
You liar
You liar
You liaaaaar
You liaaaaar

Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just fuel my fire
People like you just fuel my fire
Yeah, people like you just do
You liar
You liar
You liaaaaar
You liaaaaar

[The lights fade to black. "Fuel my Fire" by the "Prodigy" starts, and Madd Dogg walks down with Cathy. Cathy slowly slides under the ring ropes, and Madd Dogg jumps over the ropes... Madd Dogg then takes a microphone from Jim Ross, and enters the ring...]

Madd Dogg: X... You don't know just exactly what's set in store for you... This won't be anything that compares to a match with "Kenshin"... This will be the biggest beating you have ever received... And after that, you'll have to face the fact that Madd Dogg is the Intercontinental Champion... Oh Yes... You'll have the face the fact that Madd Dogg kicked your ass!... Why? ... Cuz I'm That Damn Good! 2 tears in a bucket if your not down with Madd Dogg as the NEW Intercontinental Champion... I got 2 words for ya... SUCK IT!

[X and Alexa are staring down at Madd Dogg and Cathy... Madd Dogg throws the microphone to X, and the fans cheer...]

X: Ya know, that's nice and all... that your attempting to make everyone think that your going to win the intercontinental... But it's just not the truth. Your facing the Whole F'n Show... Your facing someone beyond your talents... Be mindful, Madd Dogg... Because there's simply NO WAY your going to win tonight... And you know it all too well... And well, there are only two things you can do about it... nothing, and LIKE IT! Face Me... Face X... And Step Into The Dark... The Perfect Dark!... Heh Heh ha ha ha... Step into your worst nightmare, Madd Dogg... Enter what is the perfection of "X"...

[the match is about to start, but Fallout's "The Kids Aren't Alright" Music by "Offspring" interrupts them... Fallout is shown walking down to the ring... He suddenly stops, and then thrusts his arms out in the crucifix pose, and then walks down to Madd Dogg and X... You could see Fallout staring down to the floor, under the forest green mask... He's not paying much attention to Madd Dogg, X, or the camera... Fallout rings the bell, and the match starts...]

Madd Dogg starts off and clotheslines X across to the corner... Madd Dogg then chokes him out with his boot... Madd Dogg then drags X in the middle of the ring, and Madd Dogg whips X across the ropes... Madd Dogg catches him with a power slam, and Madd Dogg attempts a pin...1... 2... Kickout! The match continues... X gets up, and trips down Madd Dogg with drop-toe-hold... Madd Dogg is then on his two knees, on the floor... X runs across the ropes, and catches Madd Dogg with a Running Axe Kick!... X then body slam's Madd Dogg to the mat, and climbs the turnbuckle... X hits Madd Dogg with a Moonsault! X hooks Madd Dogg's Leg, and attempts a pin...1...2... Kickout! X goes once again on the top rope, and sets up for another moonsault... Madd Dogg gets up, and reverses X with an Outsider's Edge From The Top Rope!... Madd Dogg then goes on the Top Rope, on lands with a Guillotine Leg Drop from the second turnbuckle rope! Madd Dogg then picks up X... Madd Dogg attempts a Short-Range Pedigree on X, but X reverses with a low blow, and a Vandaminator!

Madd Dogg and X now starts brawling... Madd Dogg sends X down with a Spear, and Madd Dogg then Applies the "Walls Of Jericho" on X... X, fortunately enough for him, is close enough to the ropes... Rope Break. Madd Dogg whips X to the ropes... Madd Dogg attempts a backbody drop, but X stops and enters into the Standard Powerbomb Position... X turns it around into a Powerbomb Chokeslam!... X goes for the count...1...2... Kickout! Madd Dogg gets up, only to get a dropkick from X... Madd Dogg then goes down... X goes for another pin!...1...2...Kickout!... Madd Dogg gets up, and dropkicks X to the corner... Madd Dogg lands a superplex on X, and Madd Dogg goes on the top rope... Madd Dogg Signals for the Swanton Bomb! Madd Dogg does it from the top rope turnbuckle, but X gets out of the way!...

X gets up, and starts taking shots on Madd Dogg... Madd Dogg whips X into the corner, and runs into him with a splash... Madd Dogg then sets up X on the top turnbuckle, sitting... Madd Dogg attempts a frankensteiner on X, but X holds onto Madd Dogg's legs into the standard powerbomb position from the Top Rope... X then crosses the arms of Madd Dogg! Rock Bottom From The Top Turnbuckle by X! X then tries another pin, upon hitting the mat...1....2... Kickout! Madd Dogg then turns X around, and applies a Mexican Surfboard Move on X... Madd Dogg is positioned in the middle of the ring, with the submission move... X flips out of the move, and elbow drops Madd Dogg... Madd Dogg simply takes down X with a body slam, followed by a fast Leg Drop... Madd Dogg then goes on the top turnbuckle, and hits X with the Guillotine Leg Drop... Madd Dogg then puts X into an inside cradle pin...1...2...Kickout! Fallout continues to referee the match, with X and Madd Dogg... Madd Dogg whips X into the corner, and Madd Dogg attempts to Spear X!.... X gets out of the way, and Madd Dogg litteraly spears the second corner turnbuckle! Madd Dogg then turns around, only to get hit by X with the Kryptonite Krunch!... X goes on the top turnbuckle, and Madd Dogg gets up... Madd Dogg gets hit with the Twisting Neck Breaker, and X follows up with a pin...1...2... Kickout! X is starting to get a little frustrated with Madd Dogg...

The King: ... Oh My God...

JR: Oh My Goodness! What a match! Both men are now exhausted, from all this!

The King: Well... both X and Madd Dogg get my respect, after all this... this is amazing! They're both pulling all the stops...

JR: Will they be able to finish this match?

X picks up Madd Dogg... X whips Madd Dogg to the ropes, and X catches him with the Hell's Fury! X then taunts the "X" sign with his arms, to the crowd... Madd Dogg suddenly gets up! Madd Dogg then taps on the shoulder of X... X turns around, only to get flipped around! Madd Dogg sends down X with the MADD DRIVER!... Madd Dogg drags X in front of the turnbuckle, and Madd Dogg climbs the turnbuckle... Madd Dogg Signals For It! Madd Dogg hits the SWANTON BOMB on X!... Madd Dogg wastes no time at all, and goes for the pin in the middle of the ring... Fallout slides down, for the pin ... 1 ... 2... 3!

Winner And *NEW* Intercontinental Champion ... Madd Dogg!!

[Once X realizes he lost the match, he attacks Madd Dogg from behind... And X lands Madd Dogg down with THE HELL'S FURY... Madd Dogg and X end up brawling in the ring, until a few officials come down to the ring and try to stop it... Fallout Slowly gets out of the ring, and gets half-way down to the curtains... He puts through his arms, and signals the Crucifix Pose, just before leaving Madd Dogg and X in the ring... Cathy and Alexa are even shown in front of the ring, Fighting!... A Few more officials come down and try to stop both women, but the fans cheer for the "Cat Fight" between Alexa and Cathy... Officials Drag X and Madd Dogg backstage, in attempt to stop them, but they continue brawling through-out the arena...]

JR: Amazing! We have a new Intercontinental Champion! I didn't expect THAT happening tonight!...

The King: Ah, Forget About That... How About... The Cat Fight!... JESSICA AND CATHY! WOO-HOO!

JR: Ugh, Yeah... But nethertheless, Madd Dogg and X are FAR from ending this fued... And Alexa/Cathy seem to have another page, in the history of WTFL...

The King: Madd Dogg won the battle, but he didn't win the...

JR: You don't even have to finish that sentence, King... I, and everybody here, knows where your coming from with that statement... And i could expect that this is just the beginning of the fued between "Madd Dogg/X"... But for everybody here who missed it: Madd Dogg... NEW Intercontinental Champion!...

[WTFLtron shows clip: Madd Dogg hitting X with the MADD DRIVER... (Fade Out) ... (Fade In) ... Madd Dogg hits X with the Swanton Bomb, for the win... (Fade Out)]

JR: The Tag Team Title Iron Man Match is next!

King: That is right�..60 minutes�

"The World Menacing" By Slipknot Begins to Play Over the Speaker. Dan The Man and Daniel Smith Enter With Kim And Amiee. Double D Shake Hand With There Fans and enters the ring. Dan Takes the Mic.

Dan: Even though..It's Not Fair...we are gonna go into that Boiler room tonight and defend our belts. even though it's not Fair...we are going to last the 60 minutes...even though..it's not fair...we are going to bury and bloody Zero and Slam...and Come out of the Boiler Room ...Tag Champs!!

"Are You Ready" Jams Over the PA. Slam and Zero Enter To A Combination of Heat and Cheering From Fans. Zero Grabs a Mic. As Slam and Celine Stand under the Titan Tron.

Zero: Double D...We are not going to Come out here and Repeat things that were said earlier. We are simply Gonna Walk Our selves Down to the boiler room...and you can follow at your leisure.

Zero and Slam Begin to take off towards the boiler room as Celine Exits Back to the Lockeroom. Dan the Man and Daniel Kiss There Valets GoodBye and Give Chase to Zero and Slam...The Camera Follows Double D...They Open the Door to boileroom...And Zero and Slam attack from Behind!! Daniel and Slam Exchance Puches and Dan Whips Zero into a Pipe as the Door is Shut and The Timer Icon Appears on the Screen.

**Ding**

King: Looks Like this Match is Going Down...Right Now.

Slam Give Dan the man a Hard Scoop slam Onto the Concrete. Slam Gets On top on dan and Begins Delievering Mounted Punches!! Dan Nails a Snap Suplex On Zero. Zero Gets up Holding His Back and Is Clotheslined By dan. Slam Then Turns Around and Chages At Dan nailing a Flying Jumpkick! Dan Falls back into the Pipe. Slam Helps Zero Up. Zero Walks Over to Daniel and Pulls Him to his Feet and Walks Daniel over to a Work Bench area. Zero Pick up a Two By Four and Knees Daniel in his Chest Then He Break the Piece of oak Over Daniel Back. Slam And Dan Begin exchaging Punches. Slam Goes For another Punch and Misses. Dan Slides behind Slam and executes a Snap German Suplex!!

|Timer: 50:19--|

Zero Lifts Daniel Up For a Vertical Suples into Backbreaker But Dan Goes For Behind With a Lead Pipe and Nails Zero In the Back!! Daniel Lands On Feet Still holding Zero and hits Chicken Wing DDT Onto the Cold Concrete!! Dan Pulls Zero To His Feet and Slams Him Onto a WorkBench. Dan and Daniel Get Up on the table and Daniel Put Zero in a PileDriver Position. Dan Grabs Zero's Feet and They Deliver a Spike PileDriver Through THE TABLE!!! All Three Men Are Laid Out...Double D Slowly Starts to Get To there Feet But Zero Is Knocked out and Bleeding. Double D Taunts Zero. Daniel Goes down!?!? It's Slam With a kendo Stick!! Dan Turns Around But It's Too Late Slam had Alreasy Quickly Given Dan Two Shots To the Ribs and Forehead With the Kendo Stick. When Dan Hits the Ground, Slam hitting Dan in His Zealous Assault!! CRACK!! Slam has the kendo Stick Onto the back of Dan the Man...Slam Pulls Zero To Feet and They Slowly Get Away.

|Timer: 30:23--|

Zero and Slam Climb Up A Series of Steel Chairs and Reach a Balcony of Sorts...Dan and Daniel Take a rest and Begin Climbing the starts Following Slam and Zero. Slam Waits For the Right Moment...And Hurls a Steel Drum Full of Sandbags Down At Them. Dan and Daniel Fall Down the Stair and Are Out of it. Dan and Daniel Slowly Begin to Get up!! Slam and Zero Take A rest.

|Timer: 16:58--|

Dan and Dan Reach the top and All For men Begin Exchaging Punches With Each other. Slam And Zero gain An Advantage...Double D Gains An Advantage. Zero hits a Northern Lights Suplex On Dan and Daniel Gives slam a Snap Powerbomb. Zero and Daniel Begin Exchaging Punches now...

|Timer: 11:00--|

Zero Misses another punch and Daniel Give Zero a mini Choke slam onto the Steel Floor daniel Helps Dan to his Feet and he motions for a Double team on Zero. Dan Points To the Wide Double Workbench Below. They Set Zero Up for a Double D Chokeslam and execute it over the balcony railing And Zero land Violently onto the Work bench Cracking it...But Not Breaking it.

|Timer: 5:37--|

Dan Stays Up Top For some reason and Daniel Runs Down Stairs...Slam Gets up and Follows Daniel. Dan Looks Down at a battered and Broken Zero. Slam And daniel Have fought themselves Over to Wear Zero is laying. Slam Gives Daniel A Superkick! Dan Gathers Himself and Jumps off of the Balcony going for a Coming out Of Nowhere Dan Completes the invert flip but Slam Kicks Zero off the table and Jumps on. As Dan Descends Slam Hits A CUTTER Through the Table!!!

|Timer: 1:00--|

All Men Are Knocked out. The Timer Ticks Down and Daniel Tries to Crawl Over to Cover Zero But Slam has Already Cover Dan...1 - 2 - 3!!!

|Timer: 0:00--|

JR: We have new champions!

King: Yep�..but our World Title Match is up next!

JIM ROSS: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for what you have all been waiting for! I can honestly say that these 2 men have never participated in a match with so much riding on the line. Not only will the richest prize in the game, The World Title, be on the line. But the spot as president of the WTFL will also be on the line. Let�s take a look back at what has happened!

[A video package rolls. It starts at the first Wednesday Extreme after Game Over. Where Jake screws Kenshin over and takes the presidency and World Title. It then shows several clips of Y2JakeEllis and SA fighting. The whole special referee scenario is also recapped]

King: Haha! This will be great!

[The crowd is silent in anticipation for the match. Suddenly the lights dim. �Master of Puppets� begins to play. The crowd begins to cheer. Blue searchlights scam the arena. Kid Sampson then steps from the entryway. Kid is wearing a white-black striped referee t-shirt with cut off sleeves. Kid looks all business as he walks down the aisle slapping a few fans hands. Kid walks into the ring and then stands in the middle. He quickly throws his arm in the air as several fireworks shoot from the ring posts]

JIM ROSS: Sampson looks focused tonight!

(And the road becomes my bride)
...And the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need
...And with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will
But I'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll redefine anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
(And the earth becomes my throne)
...And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one
...And my ties are severed clean
The less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign
Rover wanderer
Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will
But I'll take my time anywhere
I'm free to speak my mind anywhere
And I'll never mind anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
But i'll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind
And I'll take my find anywhere
Anywhere I may roam
Where I lay my head is home
Carved upon my stone
My body lie, but still I roam
Wherever I may roam

[�Wherever I may Roam� roars through the arena. Silent Assassin steps from the entryway and taunts the fans on one side of the stage. He then walks to the opposite side and taunts the crowd. SA then walks down the aisle and into the ring. He climbs to the second rope of one corner and taunts the crowd. He does this at all 4 corners. He then slaps Sampson on the back and waits for Jake]

King: Look at that�he is bribing the referee!

JIM ROSS: I think he is just wishing him good luck!

King: I have a bad feeling about Sampson as the referee!

[�Y2�s Coming for You� begins to play]
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[Jake steps from the entryway and to the stage. He holds hi World Title in the air at center stage. He then begins to walk to the ring. He steps in the ring and goes to the middle where he holds his title in the air. A row of silver fireworks goes off from behind him as a <(Y2)> spotlight glows on him. Jake then hands his belt to Kid Sampson and glares at Silent Assassin]

JIM ROSS: I am so excited for this match!

King: Calm down JIM ROSS! It hasn�t even started!

World Title Match
Presidency is On the Line
Special Referee= Kid Sampson
Y2JakeEllis�(P) vs. Silent Assassin

SA and Jake stands face to face in the center of the ring. Kid Sampson holds the title in the air. Sampson the motions his hands towards the time keeper.

-Ding Ding!-

Kid steps from the Jake/SA stare down and into his normal referee position. SA and Jake stand face to face. Jake then spits in the face of SA. SA wipes it from his brow and as he does Jake delivers a punch to his gut. Jake then hits SA with a big knee lift to his face. SA falls to the mat. Jake stomps a couple of times at SA. Jake then pulls Sa to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jake tries to hit SA with a hip toss but as hye comes back SA clotheslines Jake to the mat. Jake falls to the mat with force but quickly gets up. SA runs back into the ropes and hit Jake with another clothesline as he gets up. SA then goes to the corner where he climbs to the second rope and raises his arms in the air to physce the crowd. The crowd pops. SA then jumps to the top rope. As Jake climbs to his feet, SA jumps off and hits Jake with a big diving lariat. SA then covers Jake. Sampson makes the count: 1,2. Jake kicks out.

King: Did you see how fast the count was?

JIM ROSS: It looked normal to me!

SA then pulls Jake to his feet by the hair. SA chops Jake across the face. SA then kicks Jake in the gut and drives him to the mat with a DDT. SA then lifts Jake�s legs up and splits then with a Wish Bone Leg Splitter. SA then falls to Jake with an elbow drop to the knee.

JIM ROSS: It looks like Silent Assassin is working on Jake�s leg to capitalize the Sharpshooter later on.

SA continues with a leg lock on Jake�s leg. SA fires several double ax handles at his leg as he locks the hold on the leg tight. SA then lets go of the leg lock and pulls Y2JakeEllis to his feet. He puts Jake in a vertical suplex position. SA then picks Jake up and holds him in a stalling vertical suplex position. SA holds Jake in the air for about 2- seconds before dropping him to the mat. SA gets up quickly from falling on the suplex and makes a pin. COUNT: 1,2�Jake kicks out. SA gets right off of Jake and pulls him to his feet and puts him in a side headlock. SA locks the headlock on. Jake then fires a forearm to SA�s gut that makes him bend over. Jake then gets out of the headlock and whips SA into the ropes. Jake bows for a back-body drop but SA counters with a swinging neck breaker.

Enter: Roadkill

Roadkill slowly walks down the ramp and to ringside. He then reaches into the ring and tries to trip SA. Kid Sampson then slides out of the ring and begins to throws punches at Roadkill.

JIM ROSS: The referee is taking charge!

In the ring SA leans over Y2JakeEllis and fires several punches to his face. SA then climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and hits a knee drop right to the leg of Y2JakeEllis. Jake grabs his leg in pain from the knee drop as SA begins to fire several stomps to Jake�s knee. On the outside of the ring Sampson is firing several punches at Roadkill who is fallen to his knees.

Enter: Mike 2 Dope

2 Dope runs down the aisle and nails Sampson from behind with a chair in hand. SA then looks to the outside of the ring and begins to shout at the CWO members. Jake then wraps something around his hands and from behind sucker punches SA across the back of the head.

JIM ROSS: Oh my gosh! Jake has brass knuckles!

Sa bends in pain from the knuckles. Jake then comes from behind SA and hits him with a bulldog that drives SA face first to the mat. Jake then bends over SA and fires several punches to his face with the brass knuckles wrapped around his fist. 2 Dope and Roadkill stomp at Kid Sampson on the outside of the ring. Jake pulls Sa to his feet and Irish Whips him to the corner. Jake then slowly walks towards SA and fires several punches to his face with the brass knux. Jake then sets SA on the top rope. Jake climbs to the second rope and then DVD�s SA off of the top rope. Jake gets a little shaked up from the move and then pulls his self to his feet. Jake stomps a couple of times at SA. On the outside, Sampson punches Roadkill until he is out of site. Sampson the works Mike 2 Dope away from him.

JIM ROSS: Sampson owns Mike 2 Dope and Roadkill! They are gone!

Sampson gets both men completely out of site and then slides into the ring to call the action. Jake tucks the brass knuckle back into his tights and fires several punches at SA�s heads. Jake lifts SA to his feet and whips him into the ropes. SA comes back only to press his body against Jake�s. Jake falls to the mat from the force as SA punches Jake across the face. Sa picks Jake up and lifts him onto his shoulders into a Fireman�s Carry position. SA then drives Jake to the mat with a Death Valley Driver. SA pulls Jake to his feet and scoop slams him to the mat. SA then waits for Jake to get up. Jake gets up slowly and walks into the arms of SA. Where Jake is eye raked and then hits with a snap vertical suplex. SA then covers Jake. COUNT: 1,2�Jake kicks out barely.

Enter: Chubbs

King: It is the newest Knight!

Chubbs enters the ring and is immediately punched out of the ring by Sampson. Sampson then goes out of the ring and begins to fight Chubbs away. In the ring Sa climbs to the top rope. SA then jumps off the top rope and hits Jake with Assassination! SA makes a pin. Sampson, who is on the outside of the ring, hits Chubbs with a quick diving sleeper and then slides into the ring to make a count. COUNT: 1,2�Jake kicks because of Sampson being on the outside of the ring. Sa pulls Jake up and then hits him with a strong lariat. SA makes another pin. COUNT: 1,2�. Chubbs pulls Sampson out of the ring during the count. Sampson and Chubbs fight on the outside of the ring as SA focuses on Jake�s legs inside of the ring. SA then lifts Jake up and kicks him in the stomach. Jake bends over and is put into powerbomb position. SA then lifts Jake up and hits him with a perfectly executed Diving Powerbomb! Sampson has Chubbs fought away and slides back into the ring.

Enter: The Wolf w/ Bob and Ted

The 3 run down the aisle and pulls Sampson out of the ring. Sampson fires punches at all 3 put is hit hard and falls to his knees. SA goes to the outside of the ring and tries to fight Wolf and his gang away. After a minute Jake slides out of the ring and throws Sa back into the ring. Jake slides in and pulls his brass knuckles out. Jake then begins to fire several punches at Sa with the brass knuckles. Jake gets SA to the mat and then climbs to the top rope. Jake jumps off and nails a flying fist full of steel to the face of Silent Assassin.

Enter: Stryker

Stryker runs to ringside just to work on Sampson. In the ring Jake fires the steel knuckles at SA�s face. Sa begins to bleed from the brass knuckle ****s.

JIM ROSS: Silent Assassin is busted wide open!

Enter: X

JIM ROSS: X! X!

X runs to ringside and gets on the ring apron. X then begins to taunt at Y2JakeEllis. Jake is distracted by X. Jake and X exchange words and taunts. Sa then crawls up and hits Jake with a forearm to the back of the head from behind. X then signals for SA to whip Jake to him. SA then begins to Irish Whip Jake. Jake then reverses it. SA goes to the ropes hard and hits X off of the ring apron. X flies from the ring and hits the guardrail with impact.

JIM ROSS: Ph my gosh! X must be dead! Did you see the impact he hit that guardrail with? Hye needs medical attention!!

Jake continues to beat on SA in the ring with his brass knuckles. Jake then picks SA up and stands in front of him. Jake then grabs SA by the under arms and raises him to a reverse crucifix position. Jake then pushes SA over his head and sends SA crashing to the mat face first with an Extreme Edge. Jake makes a pin but no one is there to make the count. Jake stands up pissed. He then tells Stryker to throw Sampson into the ring. Stryker quickly picks a fallen Sampson up and rolls him into the ring. Jake then covers SA. COUNT: 1,2�SA kicks out because of the time Sampson was out of the ring. In the ring. Stryker begins to yell at Sampson. Jake stomps at SA as they argue. Sampson then orders Stryker out of the ring . Stryker begins to walk away. As he walks away, however, Sampson locks Stryker in a full nelson and slams him face first to the mat with the Silencer! Wolf then steps into the ring but is punches out.

JIM ROSS: The CWO is out!

Jake then picks SA up and put him in a powerbomb position. Jake then signals for The Deadly Face Drop. Jake begins to lift SA up. But SA counters. SA lifts Jake by the legs and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster! SA holds onto the legs and locks Jake in the Sharpshooter!

JIM ROSS: That is it! The Sharpshooter!

Sampson is down to make the call. Jake keeps shaking his head in pain. Jake sprawls his body out reaching for the ropes but he cannot reach. Jake screams loudly in pain as Sampson keeps asking Jake if he wants to give up. Jake finally taps the mat twice. Sampson then calls for the bell.

JIM ROSS: That�s it! Jake tapped! We have a new champion and president!

Winner: And new World Champion and WTFL President: Silent Assassin!

Jake rolls out of the ring as Kid Sampson lifts SA�s hand in the air and hands him the belt. Sampson then gives SA a couple of papers that SA tucks into his tights. Sa and Sampson then celebrate in the ring. The camera fades away as X, CWO members, and Y2JakeEllis lay on the outside of the ring.

JIM ROSS: The wrong has been set right! Good night everyone!

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Y2JakeEllis Booked: The World and US Title Matches

Kid Sampson Booked: Kid Sampson vs. Wolf, and the X-treme Title Match

Slam booked: The Euorpean and IC Titlematches

Zero booked: The Tag Team Title Match

Silent Assassin booked: The SA interview

Madd Dogg booked: The Women's Title Match and The Triple Threat Ladder Match

The Wolf booked: The HIAC Table Match

Idol booked: The 60 Minute Table Match

Non-Retard booked: The Super-Duper Title Match

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