The WTFL Logo
appears on the screen and then the WTFL: Breakdown Logo
comes up as "Ain’t my Bitch" hits. The WTFL: Breakdown
video is played until 1:26 into the song. The arena comes up
on the camera and Ain’t my Bitch hits (once again). A
ring or blue pyros blow up in a circle around the ring on the
roof then keep on the roof and end all the way down to the
entrance. Two red pyros shoot off from the roof like the
Dudleys and hits just in front of the entrance as the lights
come back on and the camera zooms around the audience, zooming
in some of there banners. They say things like "Zero
Rules" and "MDs gonna lose to Jake!" The camera
goes over to the announce table as JR and The King start to
commentate on the event.
JR: Hello
everybody, I'm good ole JR and sitting beside me at ring side
is Jerry The King Lawler for WTFL Breakdown!!
King: That’s Right JR! We got a great card
tonight! Here it is!
WTFL BREAKDOWN CARD
WTFL World Title Match
Madd Dogg (c) vs. Jake Ellis
BOOKED BY: Madd Dogg
Cage Match
Kid Sampson
vs. Silent Assassin
BOOKED BY: Kid Sampson
WTFL
Intercontinental Title Fatal Four-Way Match
Mixx (c) vs.
Non-Retard vs. Adrenaline vs. Nightmare
BOOKED BY: Mixx
Singles Match
Wolf vs. Fallout
BOOKED BY: Wolf
No DQ 3-Way Match for the #1 Contendership for the US
Title
Kutthroat vs. RDB vs. Ragin Lunatik
BOOKED BY:
Ragin Lunatik
US Title Match
Idol v Bensino
Booked by Idol
Tag Team Titles Match
The
Hardcore Bastards v The Groovy Loonies v Alcatraz 1 (Ja Lam
and ICE) vs. Alcatraz 2 (Quick Killa and AK)
Booker:
Bensino
Euro Title Match
X vs Z vs Slash
Booker: Wolf
Extreme Title match
Storm vs Zero
Booker: Nightmare
JR: That’s the card and
we’re gonna kick off with our US title Number one contenders
match up!
King: This is gonna be good JR!
#1 Contership (United States championship)
Hardcore Match
Ragin Lunatik VS Kutthroat VS RDB
The lights grow dim. The letters 'K','U', then 'T'
flash on the 'tron, and in a single explosion, the lights turn
back on and "One Step Closer" begins to play. Strobe
lights begin to flash to the beat, and Kutthroat emerges from
the back, and hears a deafening pop from the crowd. He walks
down the entrance ramp and then up the ring steps. He
springboards over the top rope, and into the ring. Kut then
walks to the middle of the ring and steps forward and climbs
onto the ropes. One leg rests on the middle rope, while the
other on the top rope, like a Lance Storm pose. Once he lifts
his hands into the air, an explosion of pyro erupts behind
him. He steps down, and the music fades...
Smackdown
Preseason plays for a bout 10 seconds, and then
HellRaiser hits. RDB comes out of the back to a huge
amount of heat from the crowd. Some people throw garbage at
the ramp. RDB flips some people off and continues down the
ramp. He stops at the ring and stares at Kut. Just then. . .
R3K flashes on and off on the 'tron, the arena lights
go out, and Minus Human hits. It's starts off quiet and
then starts to get louder. 28 seconds into the song the stage
explodes (not literally) and Ragin Lunatik comes out. A trail
of fire makes it's way down the sides of the ramp as Ragin
stands on the stage. He flips off the crowd and continues down
the ramp. He runs the last ten feet and jumps between the
first and second rope into the ring. Pyros come up from the
turnbuckles. . .
*Ding Ding Ding*
Ragin Lunatik is
the only one standing in the ring. Kut and RDB are standing on
either side staring at him. Ragin is standing in the dead
center looking confidently back and forth at Kut and RDB. As
the two slide in Ragin slides out, surprising Kutthroat. RDB
looks amused, and attacks the surprised Kutthroat. He throws
three punches before Kutthroat retaliates. Kutthroat kicks RDB
in the gut and DDTs him. Ragin Lunatik smiles and tosses Kut a
kendo stick. Kut catches it and looks at Ragin. As RDB his
getting up Kut cracks it across his neck. Ragin finally gets
in the ring, after being verbally assaulted by the fans for 2
minutes by the fans. Kutthroat wastes no time in nailing Ragin
with the kendo stick 3 times. Ragin leans against the rope
while RDB gets his from Kut. After hitting RDB twice in the
ribs he runs off the ropes and "clotheslines" Ragin Lunatik
over the top rope. Ragin some how lands on his feet. He looks
around and sees a little kid holding a tennis ball. Ragin asks
if he can "borrow" it, and the little kid lets him, mainly out
of pure fear. Ragin measures Kutthroat and hits him right in
the head with the tennis ball. He uses this oppurtunity to
toss a table into the ring a set it up. He picks Kutthroat up
and puts him between his legs. He raises Kut into the air, and
just when he's about to powerbomb him RDB pulls the table away
and Kut lands on the mat. Ragin Lunatik has a furious look on
his face. RDB realizes what he did and crawls out of the ring,
never taking his eyes off Ragin Lunatik. Ragin chases RDB up
the ramp. RDB stops and spins around, just barely ducking a
clothesline from Ragin. RDB gets waist lock on Ragin and is
able to German Suplex Ragin onto the steel of the stage. Ragin
climbs to his feet. As he does we see a quick shot of Kut
watching all this from the ring. The camera goes back to Ragin
and RDB, who are exchanging blows on the edge of the stage.
Ragin starts to reel at the edge, but RDB grabs his hand.
Ragin gives a sigh of relief, just before RDB lets go and he
plunges through a table 10 feet below. He lies motionless
while RDB strolls back to the ring. Kutthroat chuckles at the
sight of Ragin falling, but gets serious when he sees RDB
headed for the ring. RDB slides in the ring, but Kut seems to
have lost his Kendo stick.
JR: Kutthroat lost
his kendo stick. That's probably not good.
King: Shut up.
RDB slides in the ring,
holding Kuts kendo stick. He waves it around and laughs at
Kutthroat. Kut points at the table, and smiles. The kendo
stick stops moving, and RDB freezes. He seems either scared or
deep in thought. Suddenly the kendo stick twirls in RDBs hand
and he brings the end across Kutthroats neck. Kutthroat drops
to the mat. RDB smiles and puts Kut on his shoulders. He looks
like he's going for a DVD but Ragin runs down the ramp and
slides in the ring before RDB does any thing. He kicks RDB in
the knee, and RDB drops Kut and falls to his knees. Ragin puts
RDB to the mat with a nicely executed roundhouse kick to RDBs
head. Kutthroat slides out of the ring, taking the table with
him. Hets sets it up near the turnbuckle. He reaches under the
ring and puts another table on top of that one. Ragin legdrops
the rising RDB and leaves the ring. He pulls a chair from
under the ring while Kutthroat sets up the tables. He's on the
turnbuckle positioning them. Ragin Gets on the apron and gets
Kuts attention. As soon as Kut turns his head Ragin nails him
with the chair. He goes back under the ring and pulls out a 15
foot ladder. He slides it in the ring and gets Kut. He puts
Kutthroat on the stacked tables, and sets up the ladder in the
middle of the ring. Ragin climbs the ladder. . .RDB climbs to
his feet. . . Ragins at the middle. . .RDB is up to his feet,
on the second rope. . .Ragin is at the top. . . RDB is at the
top rope, he dropkicks the ladder. The ladder starts to fall.
Ragin loses his balance and he helps the ladder on its way
down. He comes crashing down on the barricade, landing on his
stomach. The ladder bounces on the ropes. RDB puts the ladder
back in the middle of the ring. He begins his ascent, and
looks at Ragin Lunatik in the middle of the ladder. He gives
out a little chuckles and climbs to the top of the ladder,
slowly. He makes it to the top and looks at his surroundings.
He's almost 20 feet over the concrete floor.
JR: Oh God. RDB, don't do it!
King: Lights out for Kutthroat! Haha!
He stands on top of the ladder. It shakes a little. He
takes a deep breath. He jumps off the ladder in a vertical
position. He puts his legs out, and that momentum brings him
from a leg drop position to an elbow drop position. He looks
down just before he hits Kutthroat, and the two tables
collapse. RDB and Kut lay motionless ander the debri of to
broken tables, and Ragin lays motionless across the barricade.
Ragin manages to climb to his feet. He looks straight in front
of him. After a few seconds his vision clears up. He sees
someone familiar, but doesn't have to time to figure out who
it is, because his vision is blurred again, thanks to a
viscious chair shot.
JR: Caution's back!
Caution's back!
King: He didn't waste any time
pissing me off either!
Caution climbs over the
barricade and walks over to RDB. He lifts him up and throws
him in the ring. He sets him up in the turnbuckle and raises
his chair. Caution brings it down twice, and RDB crumples in
the corner. Caution goes back to where RDB was laying and
helps Kutthroat up. He raises Kuts hand to a huge pop. He then
looks Kut in the eye, and clotheslines him. He kicks him in
the stomach twice and picks him back up. Caution then hits the
Lights Out onto the table debris! Caution leaves the ringside
area, just as Ragin is climbing to his feet. He looks around
for Caution, when an ambulance comes driving down the ramp.
Caution gets out and takes a stretcher from the back. He
wheels it over to Kutthroat and puts him on it. He straps him
on and puts it back in the back of the ambulance. Caution
drives the ambulance back, as Ragin stares in shock. Ragin
gets in the ring where RDB is laying. He picks him up, more
fatigued then ever, and sets him in the corner. Ragin takes a
few breaths and continues. He climbs up the back of the
turnbuckle, and grabs RDBs head, like he's going for a reverse
tornado DDT. He flips over and hits a stunner type move, that
snaps RDBs neck back. Ragin covers RDB, and hooks the leg - 1.
. .2. . .3!
Winner: Ragin Lunatik!
JR: That move was amazing! I can't believe
Ragin Lunatik pulled that off!
King: Heh, I
can.
The camera shifts to an ambulance stopping
backstage. Caution gets out of the driverside and opens the
doors in the back. He pulls out Kutthroat, who is strapped to
the stretcher. He puts Kut in the back of a pickup, with the
tailgate left down. He drives off, in reverse. Just before
getting on the highway, he stops abruptly and the stretcher
slides out of the back of the pickup. Kut slides across the
highway, and down a hill. Kut manages to undo the straps, but
doesn't get off the stretcher in time, and ends up in a river.
The camera goes back to the ring, where Ragin Lunatik
is celebrating.
JR: Dear God King, did you see
that? Caution just dumped Kutthroat into a river!
King: Woo, I saw it, but Ragin Lunatik is the
#1 Contender for the US title!
Minus Human hits
and Ragin leaves the ring. The crowd seems angered, and
shocked at the same time.
King: What a match
JR! Whats coming up next??
JR: Up next King is
our Triple Threat match for the WTFLs European title! X vs Z
vs Slash!
King: Oh yeah! Here we go JR!
“Surfacing hits. The Arena Lights Turns
Completely Black... Up on the WTFLtron... It shows clips of
various matches, mostly against the YounGunz, clips of Z's
eyes glow red and his veins burst out. Z emerges to a mixed
reaction. Z walks down to the ring slides in and waits in a
corner.
The lights in the arena all die down slowly,
as Stalker Song begins to play. It starts quiet,
picking up when the arena is pitch black...
"No one
knows my name, where I come from,
No one sees my face,
sees me coming,
You can never hide, if I want you,
You
can't even try, keep from crying..."
As the song
crescendos into the main segment a silver pyro flares up at
the top of the ramp while light fills the ring to reveal Slash
standing at its center. With arms outstretched in a "Y"
branched crucifix position, his gaze is transfixed upwards to
the dark ceiling. Slowly he lowers his head, gazing out at the
crowd behind his mask with the music dying out after the
second verse.
"Dead Souls" by Nine Inch
Nails hits as the Arena turns pitch black. A red glow emanates
from the entrance stage. Smoke begins to pour out of the
stage. When the smoke clears, X stands there, head down and
motionless. He raises he head up and leans it all the way back
wit his eyes rolled up into his head X takes in a deep breath
and evens out his head. He looks out over the crowd with a
grimace. X then raises his arms above his head while flexing
his muscles at the same time and letting out a silent scream.
X struts down the ramp with an indignantly serious look on his
face. He reaches the apron where he hops up on it. He turns
his back to the ropes while on the apron and stares for a
moment over the crowd. X then raises his arms and flexes his
muscles again like before, but this time spewing blood from
forth his mouth as he lets out a pained scream. He finally
steps through the ropes and then goes to every ring post
corner taunting the crowd.
X v Slash v Z
European Title Triple Threat Match
Ding Ding Ding
The three approach each other cautiously. They then
circle each other slowly. X and Slash look at each other as
nod as if to show they have a mutual understanding. They then
both charge towards Z. They nail him with a double
clothesline. He falls to the mat. They then both stomp him
furiously. They lift him to his feet and whip him off the
ropes as he comes back they give him a Double Spinebuster.
They then drag him to his feet and throw him over the top
ropes. Z lands awkwardly on his spine and lays incapacitated
on the outside.
The King: Haha, smart idea JR,
these two worked together for their own benefit by eliminating
Z, both increasing their chances of the win
Slash and
X then turn to each other. Slash then charges at X and nails
him with a clothesline. X immediately gets back to his feet.
Slash charges him again but X drops to the mat and hits him
with a Drop Toe hold. He then gets to his feet and runs off
the rope for momentum dropping an elbow to Slash’s stomach.
Slash leaps up holding his stomach in pain. X then pushes his
shoulders to the mat for a pin. [1……2] Slash kicks out. X
pulls him to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. But
as he does so he accidentally sandwiches the ref between Slash
and the turnbuckle. The ref falls to the mat clutching his
chest. Slash stumbles backwards. X turns him around, kicks him
in the gut and nails the X-Driver.
Enter:
Zero(with a chair)
Zero comes charging down the
aisle with a chair and enters the ring. He then charges at X
and nails him with a diving chair shot. He then drags X to his
feet and hits him with a Z-DDT onto the chair. He then
drags Slash over X and leaves. The ref then comes to senses
and counts the pin. [1………2………3]
The Winner(and new
European Champion): Slash
King: I cannot
believe that son of a bitch Zero! How the hell could he do
that to X!
JR: I can see we won’t agree on the
outcome of this match being fair King so I’ll just leave it.
King: Huh? Oh … never mind, whats up next JR?
JR: Up next King is our Extreme Title match up
between Zero and Storm.
King: Good … Zeros
gonna get his beatin’ for costing X his title!
]JR: "Up next, we the X-Treme title on the
line, as Zero challenges Storm for the title!"
King: "I want Storm to beat Zero... I hate him!
Hasn't he won the X-Treme title like 500 hundred times
already?"
....Everything is Black. UnSeen. A
countdown begins...
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I'm buried to my neck in
cotradictionary flies
I take pride as the king of
illiterature
I'm very ape and very nice
If you
ever need anything please don't
Hesitate to ask someone
else first
I'm to busy acting like I'm not naive
I
seen it all and I was here first
Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt
Zero enters walking in a cocky Stone Coldish Manner.
He Slides under the ropes entering the ring. Zero then goes to
the center of the ropes and climbs on them taunting his fans
as Gray-Blue-ish OR Black Pyros go off on both adjacent
turnbuckles and in a HHH-like manner, taunts The Crowd as they
sing along with the Chrous...(Out of the Ground,Into the
Sky,Out of the Sky, Into the Dirt.
The lights
in the arena dim as thunder is heard rumbling through out the
arena. The fans rise to their feet and a lightning bolt
flashes in the entrance way causing the entrance way to fill
with smoke. The smoke clears and "Last Resort" by Papa
Roach blasts through out the arena. Storm walks out, walks
down the ramp, shaking the fans hands, climbs in the ring and
wait for the match to start.
**DING DING DING**
X-Treme title match
Storm (c) vs. Zero
Storm hands the X-Treme to the referee who holds it
into the air, showing the crowd. The ref hands it outside to
the Howard Finkell who takes it back with him to the announce
table. Zero stares at Storm and Storm exchanges the look of
determination with Zero. Zero takes the first step forward and
Storm walks in a circle, as does Zero. They continue to walk
in circles, staring at each other, making sure their
concentration doesn't break. Zero and Storm finally stop and
Zero makes the first move forward, grappling with Storm. Both
men are locked in an arm-to-shoulder grapple, trying to get an
advantage over one-another with their strength. Zero gets the
upper hand and forces Storm into the corner. The referee asks
Zero to break the grapple as Storm is in the turnbuckle, Zero
obliges but quickly punches Storm in the mid-section. Storm
jumps from the impact. Zero takes a few more shots to the
mid-secton before pulling Storm out of the corner and kicking
him in the gut. Zero then plants Storm with a DDT! Storm
doesn't stay down too long after Zero gets up, and both are
now standing. Zero pushes Storm to the ropes and whips him
into the opposite ropes. Storm comes back and Zero hits him
with a Clothesline! Storm holds the back of his head while he
pushes himself up. Zero kicks Storm in the gut again and
attempts to hit Storm with a Suplex, but Storm wriggles free
in the air and lands on his feet behind Zero. Storm then locks
his arms around Zero's waist and lifts him backwards for a
German Suplex! He doesn't hold on for the count, though, and
gets straight back up again. Zero gets himself onto his knee
and tries to get up, but Storm pulls him up standing instead.
Storm then punches Zero a few times and then locks his arms
across Zero's waist, and hits lifts him up for a Belly to
Belly Suplex! Storm gets up and stomps on Zero a couple of
times before stepping out onto the apron, and jumping to the
outside. Storm lifts the apron cover up and pulls out a trash
can, a table, and a chair. He slides the chair into the ring
and throws the trash can in over the top rope. Storm then sets
the table up on the outside, beside the apron, and then slides
into the ring. Zero is already up, but staggering. He quickly
moves to where Storm is lying and he stomps on him before he
can get up. Zero then bounces off the ropes and elbow drops
Storm in the back of the neck! Zero gets up straight after and
walks over to the chair. He picks it up and sets it on the
back of Storm's head. Zero then taunts the crowd before
stepping through the ropes, out onto the apron, and then
climbing the top rope...
JR: "You don't
think..."
King: "What the Hell!?"
Zero then stands on the top rope and taunts the
crowd again. Zero leaps off the top rope with a Twisting
Senton Bomb onto the chair!! Zero is lying unconcious
after the impact, and the chair that was on Storm's head is
lying a bit away from him. The crowd are going crazy...
JR: "My God!!"
Zero and Storm lie
there for a few minutes before Zero rolls onto his chest. He
has his eyes open now, and he pulls himself towards Storm who
rolls onto his forearm to keep himself upright as possible.
Zero reaches Storm and throws his shoulders down to the mat
before covering him. The referee get down and makes the count.
[1... 2... Storm gets his shoulder up!] Zero rolls off Storm
and onto his back, where he lies for a while taking all the
rest he can get to build his energy up. Storm is already
trying to get himself up as he's on his forearms and knees,
staring at the mat for a while. Zero rolls oto his elbow and
gets himself up at relatively the same time as Storm does.
Zero walks towards the staggering Storm and punches him a few
times. Storm stands in front of Zero, dazed. Zero then grabs
Storm by the arm and whips him into the ropes as Storm jumps
over the chair. Zero hunches over for possibly a back body
drop or Spinebuster, but Storm holds onto the ropes to stop
himself running. Storm then quickly moves to Zero and locks
his head in an inverted headlock DDT position, and pulls him
to where the chair lies. Storm then twists around and hits
Zero with The Twister on the chair!! Zero bounces
straight off and lands on his back while he holds his head in
pain. Storm gets up soon after and grabs ahold of Zero's arm
before pulling him near the turnbuckle. Storm then lifts the
trashcan up and hits Zero over the head with it while Zero's
on the mat. Storm then contemplates what to do next before
placing the dented trashcan on Zero's head with the dented
side holding it over Zero's head. Storm then signals to the
crowd and climbs the top rope. Storm then leaps off the top
rope and hits Zero with the Falling Rain onto the
trashcan!!! The trashcan is completley flattened over
Zero's face as Storm gets himself up. Storm almost falls
straight away with the pain in the back of his right leg, due
to the Falling Rain on the trashcan. Storm just pulls himself
over Zero's body for the count... [1... 2... thr-Zero kicks
out!!!]
JR: "I've seen it all..."
King: "Damn it, Zero! Why bother fighting!?"
Storm pushes himself up again and looks annoyed
that the match isn't over yet. Storm picks Zero up by the hair
and kicks him in the gut. Zero hunches over and Storm stands
beside him facing in the same direction. Storm then places his
arm across Zero's shoulder and wraps his leg around Zero's.
Storm then pulls himself backwards and finishes the Russian
Leg-Sweep on Zero! Storm and Zero lie on the mat for a while
before Storm throws his arm across Zero's chest for another
cover... [1... 2... Zero kicks out again!]
JR: "What will it take to beat Zero?"
Storm gets himself up and picks Zero up by the hair
again. Storm then gives a huge punch to Zero's head, causing
Zero to stagger back and lean against the ropes. Storm then
follows over to Zero and tries to punch him again, but Zero
blocks it and punches Storm instead. Zero takes another couple
of shots at Storm's head and kicks him in the gut. Zero then
underhooks both of Storm's arms and falls down to execute the
Z-DDT! Zero throws his arm over Storm's chest for the
cover as the referee makes the count... [1... 2... Storm kicks
out!] Zero gets back up and pulls Storm by the head to his
feet. Zero then throws Storm to the outside of the ring
through the second rope before climbing out himself. Zero
picks Storm back up and drags him by the hair to the
guardrail. Zero pulls Storm's head back attempting to hit it
off the guardrail, but Storm holds onto the guardrail to stop
his head from hitting, and then pulls Zero's head back and
hits his head off of it! Zero falls to the ground before
trying to get himself up quickly. Storm helps him up and drags
him to where the table was on the outside. Storm punches Zero
a few times and rolls him onto the table. Storm then climbs on
the table himself and picks Zero up. Storm then forces Zero to
hunch over and he locks his arm over Zero's head in a DDT
position...
JR: "You don't think...?"
King: "Do it, Storm!"
Storm taunts
the crowd before trying to hit The Twister through the
table, but Zero holds onto Storm, preventing him from doing
the move. Zero punches Storm in the mid-section and turns him
upside down on his shoulder. Zero holds him in that position
for a while and executes the Zero Driver through the
table!!!! Zero and Storm lie in the rubble that was once
the table, but Zero has his arm across Storm's neck as the
referee makes the count... [1... 2... 3!!!]
JR: "We have a new X-Treme Champion!!"
**DING DING DING**
Winner, and *NEW* WTFL
X-Treme Champion: Zero!
Zero is still down on
the outside as the referee takes the X-Treme title from the
announcer table. The ref tries to get Zero up while he holds
the title. Zero eventually does so and the referee hands him
the X-Treme title. Zero looks really tired from the match as
he falls to his knees while he holds the title. Storm is still
lying down with his head busted open as the crowd are letting
out a deafening pop at the fact that Zero has won the X-Treme
title. Zero staggers to the ring and rolls inside. He then
slowly pushes himself up and he taunts the crowd while holding
the X-Treme title in his arms, indulging in his victory. Storm
is finally up as the paramedics enter the scene to check on
both men...
JR: "Incredible match! Storm
and Zero put themselves through so much!! And Zero has won to
become the 3 time X-Treme Champion!"
King: "How
long can he hold it for, JR? And how come X didn’t make him
lose!?"
JR: "For a long time to come, in my
opinion... Up next, we have The US title match up"
King: Good! Maybe Idol beating Bensino will
calm me down!
United States Title Match
Idol© vs Bensino
"Take A Look Around"
begins to play. HHB and Xtasy appear from behind the curtain.
Most of the fans remain quiet, except for a few who give mixed
reactions. HHB, followed by his valet, walks down to the ring,
seeming angry. They enter the ring and Xtasy gets on her knees
in front of HHB. HHB raises his hands and when he puts them
back down, an explosion goes off all around the ring. The fans
pop and Xtasy exits the ring. HHB waits for Idol to Arrive.
The Cheers Quickly turn to Boos as Several thunders
strikes are heard. A countdown begins...
---10---
the
I-pocalypse is coming
---9---
the I-pocalypse is
coming
---8---
the I-pocalypse is coming
---7---
the I-pocalypse is coming
---6---
the I-pocalypse
is coming
---5---
the I-pocalypse is coming
---4---
the I-pocalypse is coming
---3---
the
I-pocalypse is coming
---2---
the I-pocalypse is
coming
---1---
the I-pocalypse is coming
---0---
The I-pocalypse is here...
A line of fireworks shoot
off and "Letter to the President" blasts over the
speakers to loud heel heat. Idol appears at the ramp with the
U. S title Belt around his waist. Idol walks down the ramp and
Idol jumps onto the apron, He waits for a moment before
leaping into the ring over the top rope. Idol then performs a
slow cutting throat taunt to loud heat. He unwraps the title
from around his waist and hands it to the referee before
taking off his jersey and stares Intensely at HHB.
-Ding Ding-
HHB and Idol circle the ring while
never taking their eyes off each other. The Camera Cuts to
Xtasy Looking Nervously at HHB. The Crowd begin a “HHB” chant
to rile Him On. The chant soon calms down as Idol lunges at
Bensino for a Grapple, HHB quickly twists Idol into a Arm
wrench and Pulls on the arm. HHB elbows Idol’s arm and Idol
falls down on the mat hard. HHB, still holding onto the arm,
Drops a Knee onto the arm causing Idol to Shout in Pain. HHB
then sits on Idol’s back and Puts him into a sort of
Hammerlock Hold. HHB then pulls Back on Idol’s Neck causing
his Lower Neck and Upper Back Severe Pain. Idol’s looks close
to Tapping out when HHB releases the Hold. HHB pulls Idol to
his feet and Irish whips him to the ropes, as Idol comes back
HHB knocks him down with a Knee Lift. Idol gets up relatively
quickly and HHB Whips to the ropes again, When Idol comes back
this Time HHB clotheslines him down. HHB quickly follows this
Up with a Leg Drop. HHB covers Idol [...One...Two.] Idol kicks
out. HHB gets up still composed and pulls Idol to his feet.
HHB hooks Idol in Vertical Suplex Position and lifts Him into
the air upside down. Idol spins around in the air and lands
behind HHB, quickly hitting a Diving Reverse DDT. Idol stomps
on HHB before he gets back to his feet. Idol Irish whips HHB
into a Turnbuckle and HHB falls onto the second ‘buckle. Idol
Begins Mudhole stomping away at Idol wildly until The Referee
stops Idol. Idol pushes the referee out of the way and
continues to Stomp away at HHB. The referee stops Idol once
more and begins signalling that he will be disqualifed if he
doesn’t stop. Idol reluctantly stops and stands away, HHB
stumbles out of the corner and Idol takes him over in an Arm
Drag. HHB gets up and Idol superkicks him down. Idol goes to
the top rope and stands tall. He then flies off, hitting a
Picture Perfect Somersault Leg Drop. Idol Hooks HHB’s Leg for
the cover [...One...Two...Th] HHB gets a shoulder up!
JR: The Match almost ended right there!
KING: So It should have! Count Faster Ref!
Idol gets up slowly and Pulls HHB to his feet. Idol
Goes for an Irish Whip but HHB counters and Takes Idol down in
a short-arm Clothesline. HHB taunts the crowd as they Cheer
Loudly. Idol slowly gets to his feet and HHB pulls him under
his feet into typical standing headscissors Position. HHB then
lifts Idol upside down, Jumps into the air and sends Idol
crashing to the mat in a Jumping Piledriver. HHB slides out of
the ring and Pulls Idol out by his legs. HHB stomps on Idol
briefly before dragging Idol to his feet. HHB kicks Idol in
the stomach and DDT’s him onto the protective Mats. Idol’s
head crashes against the mats with Impact. HHB pulls Idol to
his feet and Irish whips him into the Guard Rail, and the
Barrier moves back due to the Impact. HHB however doesn’t go
Easy on Idol and pulls him back to his feet before Rolling him
back into the ring, following in afterwards. Idol stumbles to
his feet and Throws a Right Hook at HHB, HHB blocks and Gives
Idol an Uppercut, Idol stumbles backwards and HHB charges at
Him. Idol bends over and takes HHB over in a Back Body Drop.
Xtasy bangs on the Mat in Support as HHB clutches his Back.
Idol lifts HHB to his feet and Hooks him in Vertical Suplex
Position. Idol then lifts HHB into the air and slams him down
in the I-Plex! Idol covers HHB [...One...Two...Thr] HHB
gets a Shoulder Up!
JR: HHB isn’t going to Give
Up Easily!
Idol gets up, Pissed off with HHB’s
resillience. Idol drags HHB to his feet and Irish whips HHB to
The Ropes, As HHB comes back Idol jumps on his shoulders for a
Hurricarana but HHB slams him down in a Sit-down Powerbomb!
HHB rolls off as he is Too Tired to holds on for the Pinfall.
Idol lies on the Mat Motionless. The Referee begins a Double
Count Out [...One...Two...Three...Fou] HHB gets onto his
Knees. [...Five...Six] HHB stands up and pulls Idol to his
feet. HHB then Hooks Idol in Double Underhook Position and
Hits the Conspiracy! HHB is once again too tired to
make the Immediate Cover and the Referee begins yet Another
Double Count Out. [...One...Two] HHB rolls an Arm over Idol
[...One...Two...Thre] Idol gets A Shoulder up!
JR: I Guess Idol Isn’t Planning on Losing the
US title either!
HHB rolls over, still Exhausted. Idol
slowly begins getting to his feet and leans on the Ropes. He
then stumbles over to HHB and pulls him to his feet. Idol
lifts HHB onto his shoulder and swings around, in The Process
knocking the Referee down. Idol then Hits the DVD and covers
HHB but Sees The Referee is Knocked Out. Idol Gets Off HHB and
slides out of the Ring. He walks over the the Timekeepers
Table and Takes the US title Belt. Idol then slides back in
the ring. HHB stomps on him before he can get back to his feet
but Idol clutches onto the Belt, HHB stops Stomping and Idol
Low Blows HHB. Idol then stands up and Knocks HHB down with a
Diving Title Belt shot to the Head. Idol drops the title on
the ground and pulls HHB to his feet, Hooks him in Suplex
Position and hits a Snap Suplex onto the Belt! Idol throws the
Belt out of the Ring and Wakes up the Referee. Idol then
covers HHB and the Referee begins Counting Slowly
[...One...Two...Thr] HHB gets A Shoulder up! Idol gets up,
Very Frustrated. Idol pulls HHB to his Feet and Takes Him Down
in a Hard Scoop Slam. Idol Taunts the Crowd to Loud Booing,
Idol then climbs to the Top Rope and Taunts the Crowd Once
More but HHB pushes against the Ropes and Idol goes Crashing
Crotch First on the Top Turnbuckle! HHB stands on the Top Rope
and Hooks Idol in Superplex Position. HHB then Hits a Top Rope
Brainbuster! Instead of covering Idol, HHB slides out of the
Ring and Grabs a Chair from The Announcer’s Table. He Slides
back In The Ring and The Referee Tries to take the chair from
HHB but HHB Pushes him out of the way. HHB pulls Idol to his
feet and hoists the chair over his Head, sending it crashing
back down over Idol’s Head! The Referee calls for the Bell.
JR: Bensino Just Cost Himself the Match!
<< WINNER AND *STILL* UNITED STATES CHAMPION
VIA DQ: Idol >>
”Letter to the
President” Hits as Idol rolls out of the Ring, Grabs his
US title and raises it into the air before Stumbling
Backstage. HHB is Irate in the Ring and He stares Intensely at
The Referee. HHB then hits the Decline on the Referee!
A Few Body Guards enter the Ring and Try to Restrain Bensino
but It’s No Use. HHB clears the Ring of All The Guards as
”Take a Look around” Blasts over the speakers and
Bensino Finally leaves the ring and goes Backstage with Xtasy.
KING: Why Did Bensino get Himself Disqualified?
JR: Maybe he was Tired with Idol’s Cheating!
KING: Idol...Cheating?! Those Two words Don’t
Even Go Together. Anyways what’s next?
<<
BACKSTAGE >>
The camera cuts to a shot of a
hallway backstage. A moment later, Sitruk is shown walking
from the other end of the hallway. He comes close to the camer
and pounds on a door. From inside, it swings open revealing
Right Angle and Madd Dogg. Sitruk storms into the room and
stands in from of Madd Dogg, eyeing him up.
Madd Dogg:
What do you want, Sit-bitch?
Sitruk: I’m here to
demand to be in the World title match tonight. I think I more
than deserve it.
Madd Dogg gives Right Angle a glance
and then turns his attention back to Sitruk.
Madd
Dogg: You lost your match to Jake on Fear fair and square,
Sitruk. Me putting you into that match would just be wrong,
and you know I never do anything that’s wrong.
Madd
Dogg and Right Angle exchange another glance, holding in
laughter.
Sitruk: Look, either you put me in that
match tonight or you won’t make it there. Your choice.
Madd Dogg: Hey, hey… no need to get hostile, big guy.
In fact, Right Angle here has also shown some interest in
being a part of the World title match for this evening’s card.
We were just talking about the fact that this World title
match is missing something. And I think I just figured out
what it is… a guest referee!
Sitruk and Right Angle
glare at each other, both guessing at what’s to come.
Madd Dogg: So if you guys want to be in this match,
it’ll be as a referee. And in order to figure out which of the
two of you it’s going to be, you’ll fight each other and the
winner will enforce the rules in our main event!
Sitruk glances at Madd Dogg then Right Angle, a look
of disgust on his face. Then he storms out.
<<
RINGSIDE >>
JR: Oh my! A new match to the
card! Up next anyway is The Tag Team Titles match up!
Tag Team Titles Match
The Hardcore Bastards(c)
v The Groovy Loonies v Alcatraz 1 (Ja Lam and ICE) vs.
Alcatraz 2 (Quick Killa and AK)
As the lights go
out and the arena fills with red, "Nancy Boy" plays as
the crowd bursts into a frenzy. Smoke omits from the entrance
and Superhez reers his angry face through the smoke and slowly
walks to the ring, accompanied by his partner, Rubber Johnny.
The lights go on as The Groovy Loonies walk up the steps and
gets in the ring. Superhez walks to a turnbuckle, looks out at
the fans, screams and drags his thumb across his throat a-la
Chris Benoit. They wait for their opponents to arrive.
"The Rule Won't Die" starts to play as Ice and
Ja Lam come out from behind the curtain. The fans boo as the
two men make their way down to the ring.
"Dope
Show" starts to play and the fans boo loudly again. Quick
Killa and Andy Karmello come out from the back and head down
to the ring.
"Iron Man Jam" starts to play as
The Hardcore Bastards come out from the back to a big crowd
pop. They sprint down to ramp and slide into the ring. The ref
calls for the bell.
Ding!...Ding!...Ding!
All
the participants in the match start throwing punches once
Rocky and Crudley enter the ring. Superhez manages to kick
Crudley in the gut and put him down with a DDT. But Rocky
attacks him from behind with a big forearm to Superhez's
kidneys. Superhez falls into the corner, while Rocky turns to
find someone else to fight. QK exits the ring and starts to
brawl with Crudley at ringside. Ice runs up to Rubber Johnny
and punches him in the head. They trade shots to the face
while Rocky and Ja Lam try to throw each other out of the
ring. Rocky knees Ja Lam in the gut and scoops him up. He
drops him over the top rope, causing Ja Lam to fall to the
floor below. AK exits the ring and begins to pound on the
fallen JL. Ice blocks a punch from RJ and gives him a big
dropkick to the chest, causing RJ to fall through the ropes
and to the outside. Superhez exits the ring when the ref tries
to maintain order. In the ring now are Rocky and Ice, who
start the match.
Rocky charges at Ice but Ice
sidesteps him and puts him down with a drop toe hold, causing
Rocky's face to bounce off the middle turnbuckle pad. Rocky
gets to his feet fairly quickly, but Ice stuns him with a big
right hook, folllowed by a whip into the ropes. Rocky bounces
off the ropes and returns, only to be met with a powerslam.
Ice runs over to JL and tags him in. JL enters the ring and
runs over to Rocky. JL mounts Rocky and starts to punch him
repeatedly in the face. Crudley enters the ring and kicks JL
off Rocky. The ref gets up in Crudley's face, diverting his
attention from the match. Crudley argues with the ref while
Ice enters the ring. JL pulls Rocky to his feet and holds his
arms back while Ice lays in some hard jabs to the midsection.
Ice exits the ring just as Crudley steps back through the
ropes to the apron. The ref turns around and JL starts to
stomp on Rocky. JL jogs backwards, bouncing off the ropes. He
is about to run forward when RJ makes a blind tag, putting
himself in the match. The fans cheer as RJ enters the ring and
JL stands there, confused. JL exits the ring and RJ runs over
to Rocky. He bends forward to pull Rocky to his feet, but
Rocky grabs RJ's head, stands up, and gives him a jawbreaker.
With RJ stunned, Rocky dives towards Crudley and just gets the
tag to his partner. Crudley comes into the ring and starts to
throw rapid right hands at RJ's head. Crudley backs RJ into a
corner and then kicks him repeatedly in the midsection.
Crudley turns away from RJ and taunts the crowd. He looks back
at RJ, who is stunned in the corner. Crudley sits RJ up on the
top turnbuckle pad and then climbs up as well. He gets RJ in a
suplex position and starts to raise him up in a vertical
position. Just before Crudley gets RJ vertical, QK slaps
Crudley on the leg, putting himself in the match. Crudley
raises RJ vertical and gives him a monstrous super
brainbuster. Crudley floats over RJ for the cover, but the ref
doesn't make the count. QK enters the ring while Crudley gets
up and starts to argue with the ref again. QK pulls RJ to his
feet and gives him the Straight-Jacket! QK quickly makes the
cover. The ref sees the cover and gets in
position...1....2..Crudley breaks up the count.
QK
tags in AK while Crudley exits the ring. AK pulls RJ to his
feet and whips him into the ropes. RJ comes back and
clotheslines AK down to the mat. AK stands up but is
clotheslined back down. AK stands up again, a little slower
this time, and is met by a big boot to the face from RJ. With
the fans cheering loudly, RJ pulls AK to his feet and gives
him a scoop slam. RJ runs to a turnbuckle and climbs it. He
leaps off, looking for a big splash, but AK rolls clear. Both
men are phisically hurt, and they crawl to their partners. RJ
reaches up and slaps the hand of Superhez, who immediately
enters the ring and runs toward AK and QK. AK gets the tag to
his partner QK and QK enters the ring, only to be knocked down
by a charging Superhez. Superhez then runs over to Rocky and
punches him off the apron. Crudley tries to enter the ring,
but the ref stops him. Ice enters the ring and charges at
Crudley, knocking him off the apron as well. Ice exits the
ring and starts to lay in some boots in Crudley's side. AK
soon joins him and kicks Rocky. In the ring, Superhez pulls QK
to his feet and whips him into the ropes. QK returns and gives
Superhez and spinning neckbreaker. RJ enters the ring and
clotheslines QK, making sure QK doesn't gain an advantage over
Superhez. Both Superhez and QK get to their feet at the same
time. QK throws a punch, but it is blocked by Superhez.
Superhez connects with a right jab to QK's face, followed by a
kick to the gut. Superhez then gives QK the Hezel-Driver! He
goes for the pin....1....2...JL breaks up the count. Outside
the ring, The Hardcore Bastards trade punches with two members
of Alcatraz, AK and Ice. Ice's partner, Ja Lam, stands on the
apron, making sure Alcatraz doesn't lose the match. Inside the
ring, Superhez pulls QK to his feet and whips him into the
ropes. JL slaps QK's back when he gets near. JL enters the
ring while Superhez gives QK a back body drop. QK rolls out of
the ring and joins the brawl at ringside. Superhez charges at
JL, but JL leapfrogs over him, causing Superhez to run front
first into the corner. JL then sits Superhez up on the top
turnbuckle pad and gives him a crucifix bomb! JL doesn't make
the cover, instead heading for a turnbuckle.
JL runs
to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He stands up ready to
leap off, but RJ runs over to him and grabs him by the throat.
He lifts JL up in a press slam position and gives him the Safe
Pleasure! While this was going on, Superhez quickly ran to a
different turnbuckle and climbed up. As soon as JL landed on
the mat, Superhez lept off and gave him the Superdive!
Superhez quickly makes the cover while the ref
counts....1....2....3!
Ding!...Ding!...Ding!
Winners: The Groovie Loonies
"Nancy
Boy" plays again as The Groovy Loonies roll out of the
ring, grab the tag title belts, and exit to the cheering of
the crowd.
JR: New Tag Champs! TGL! Up next is
Right Angle vs Sitruk for The Guest Ref spot in the main
event!
”Light a Fire in Me” hits and the arena
fills with boos. Right Angle struts out at the top of the ramp
to loud heel heat. He pauses and signals to the crowd for
more. He then makes his way down the aisle smiling at the
fans, many of whom are yelling obscenities at him. Upon
entering the ring he climbs a turnbuckle and raises his arms
to further booing.
The lights quickly dim and “In
Harm’s Way” by Strung Out hits to a loud mixed reaction as
Sitruk shows up at the top of the ramp wearing his patented
"The Big ****head" T-shirt. Sitruk slowly walks down the ramp
until he gets half way down to the ring when suddenly he stops
and turns around so his back is facing the ring. He then
flexes both biceps while Red and Black Pyros explode from the
top of the ramp.
Singles Match
Winner
Becomes Guest Referee in World Title Match
Right Angle vs.
Sitruk
***DING DING DING***
Sitruk stands
in the center of the ring and Right Angle walks towards him.
It’s only now that the foot height difference between the two
men is detectable, and Sitruk looks down at Right Angle with
disgust. Right Angle throws a punch at Sitruk, but the big man
just absorbs it. Right Angle throws another punch, same
result. Finally, Sitruk arches back and throws his arm forward
with a short-arm clothesline that sends Right Angle onto his
back. Right Angle gets to his feet only to be the receptient
of multiple punches from Sitruk, sending him into the corner.
Sitruk throws a boot to Right Angle’s throat, choking the life
out of him. The ref breaks the choke up and Sitruk paces in
the ring.
KING: He shouldn’t be choking him
like that, JR. That’s illegal!
Right Angle slowly gets
to his feet and Sitruk charges at him. But Right Angle evades
the move and shoves Sitruk into the corner. Right Angle then
assaults Sitruk with stomps and kicks. Right Angle grabs
Sitruk’s arm and whips him across the ring into the opposite
corner. Sitruk hits hard and staggers out and Right Angle
spears him to the mat.
JR: Wow, Right Angle got
the big man down with the spear! Impressive!
Right
Angle gets to his feet and stomps away at Sitruk some more.
But finally, Sitruk grabs Right Angle’s leg and twists it,
tripping Right Angle and causing him to fall to the mat.
Sitruk then gets to his feet and pulls Right Angle up, shoving
him into a powerbomb position. Sitruk lifts Right Angle up and
drops him down hard to the mat with a snap powerbomb! Sitruk
goes for the pin… one… two… Right Angle kicks out! Sitruk
pulls Right Angle to his feet and sets him up for a suplex.
Sitruk starts to lift Right Angle up, but Right Angle twists
around and slides behind Sitruk. Right Angle then grabs Sitruk
around the waist and tries to go for a German Suplex, but he
can’t hoist the big man up. Sitruk eventually hits a mule kick
on Right Angle, then floors him with a powerful clothesline.
JR: Sitruk will not be denied, King!
Sitruk looks around the arena and sees that the fans
are cheering him to continue beating Right Angle. He pulls
Right Angle up, but Right Angle nails him with a low blow!
Then, Right Angle grabs Sitruk in a headlock and hits Tthe
Right Angle! Right Angle gets to his feet, shaking his head a
bit to regain his composure, then starts to climb the
turnbuckle. Right Angle balances himself on the top for a
moment and then leaps off with the Heroic Dive, landing right
on Sitruk! Right Angle stays on for the cover… one… two…
thr—Sitruk kicks out! Right Angle gets up and stomps the mat
out of frustration. He then grabs Sitruk and pulls him to his
feet. Right Angle tries to whip Sitruk to the ropes, but
Sitruk plants his feet into the ring and haults himself. He
then grabs Right Angle and gives him a Decimator!! Sitruk
falls to the mat after performing the move, and both men lay
there as the ref counts.
As the ref reaches a five
count, Sitruk begins to move. He gets to his feet, but leans
on the ropes for support. Right Angle slowly begins to get to
his feet as well. Sitruk starts to walk over towards Right
Angle, but Right Angle kicks Sitruk in the legs, taking him
off his feet. Right Angle then gives Sitruk a double axe
handle to the back, and crawls through the ropes. Right Angle
starts to climb to the top as Sitruk begins to stand. Right
Angle leaps off the top rope towards Sitruk, but Sitruk
reaches up and grabs Right Angle by the throat with both
hands. Sitruk then slams Right Angle down with the Incessant
Drop!! Sitruk covers… one… two… three!!
<<
WINNER: Sitruk >>
”In Harm’s Way”
hits to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Sitruk gets to his
feet and looks down at Right Angle, then leaves the ring.
JR: Looks like Sitruk will be involved in
tonight’s main event after all, King!
KING:
Yeah, but not in the way he wanted!
JR: Well,
up next is The IC title match!
[Spotlights swirl
across the crowd as the ring crew set up tables and ladders
outside the ring]
King: TLC match! A-ha!
[Promotional picture of the upcoming TLC IC title four
way match is shown to a huge pop]
J.R.: In one
hellacious feud, Mixx has been through one of the most
torturous times in his career. Let's take a look at what has
brough these four gentlemen..to the show.
"Promotional
Video"
[Clips of Mixx's various wins throughout his career
are shown as the narrator's voice invades the scene]
Narrator: Mixx, 2-time Intercontinental Champion and
former European champion. He has defeated the likes of many
big stars in this federation. From Jake Ellis to The Wolf. But
that all changed when...
[Clips of Non-Retard pushing
Crystiana off a roof in a dumpster, the kidnapping, etc. are
shown
Non-Retard: (O.S.) You don't deserve your title!
That's why I took Crystiana!
[A shot of Non-Retard
entering the arena from "WTFL Stairway To Hell" is put on
screen, switching to Mixx entering, etc.]
J.R.: Mixx
and Non-Retard have the baddest of blood between each other.
This match is for the Intercontinental Championship.
[Kliff's return is shown]
King: Hey, look!
Kliff is here!
J.R.: Stairway To Hell match...Mixx and
Non-Retard...here we go...
[Clips of Mixx & N-R's
Stairway To Hell match are shown very quickly to the tune of
"Snakes" by Papa Roach. Dramatic music kicks in as slo-mo
footage of Kliff interference is shown]
J.R.: Kliff
has turned his back on Mixx, and my god...ALL HELL HAS BROKE
LOOSE!
[Clips of various promos from N-R, Nightmare,
Adrenaline, and Mixx are shown]
[Fade to arena shot]
J.R.: Well, here we are, King, WTFL Breakdown. This
one is guarenteed to be one for the record books...
King: Not only that, but Mixx will finally put his
belt where his mouth is! Ha!
J.R.: Folks, the match
goes like this: The winner is the man to pin one of 3
opponents or climb the ladder and grab the championship.
The lights go out as a familiar laugh echoes
throughout the arnea..."MUHAHAHAHAHAHA". "Set It Off" blasts
onto the speakers as Adrenaline is shown on the WTFLtron
walking from his locker room. Yellow spotlights swim across
the crowd as a row of yellow pyro shoots across the stage.
Adrenaline makes his way down to the ring to a good pop. He
quickly slides into the ring and raises his arms as pyros
burst from the corners of the ring.
The lights go out,
and "Disciple" starts off. As each siren sound plays, blue
pyros flash on and off. As the guitar riff kicks in, Nightmare
steps out from the curtains and walks down the ramp. The crowd
boo as the blue pyros flash on and off, revealing Nightmare's
unmasked face every 2 seconds. Nightmare makes it as far as
the ring and walks up the ring steps. He pauses for a while on
top of the steps and stares for a while, emotionless... he
then raises his arms and the lights go back up, stopping the
blue lighting effects from flashing. Nightmare then steps
through the second rope into the ring. The two wrestlers stare
each other down, awaiting Non-Retard and Mixx's entrance...
"Why Can't We Be Friends" blasts onto the speakers as
Non-Retard comes out to huge, deafening heat. He smiles and
quickly slides into the ring. He grabs a microphone...
N-R: Tonight, Mixx, I will simply smash you into the
limp ****...erspainel you are! *chuckles* Because I am
simply--
The lights turn blue to a massive pop. A
spotlight shines on the side of the entranceway, revealing the
band.. Megadeth.
Dave Mustaine: *eerie voice* Mixx is
angry....angry again..
"Angry Again" begins as lazers
swirl around the entranceway until 0:54, where two sailing
pyros crash at the top of the stage. Mixx walks out into the
chaotic atmosphere to a tremendous pop from the crowd. Mixx
immediatlely unsnaps his IC title and runs into the ring as
the other 3 men are forced out by the ref. Mixx waves for them
to come in as they stand on the ring apron, on three different
sides. They climb in, staring each other down...
Tables, Ladders, And Chairs Intercontinental
Championship Fatal Four Way match
Adrenaline vs. Nightmare
vs. Non-Retard vs. Mixx (C)
***DING, DING, DING***
The four all randomly throw punches at each other starting
a huge brawl. Nightmare clothelines Adren over the top, but
flies over from the power of the lariat. Mixx and N-R stand in
the middle of the ring, exchanging words. They stare face to
face, continuing verbal assault. N-R turns away, but
immediately turns around attempting a hard right hand. Mixx
sidesteps the punch and sends N-R to the mat with a drop toe
hold. N-R bounces off the mat holding his mouth as Mixx
crouches down, measuring N-R. N-R turns and Mixx quickly puts
him in a powerbomb position. Nightmare, meanwhile, throws
Adrenaline into the steel steps. Night quickly slides into the
ring with a chair as Mixx still has N-R in a powerbomb
position. Nightmare bounces off the ropes with chair in hand
and nails Mixx with the chair. N-R plops to the ground as Mixx
grabs his back in pain. Night seizes the moment and bounces
off the ropes again. Night slams Mixx's face down onto N-R's
crotch with the chair. Night goes for the early cover, but
Adren comes out of nowhere with a springboard splash onto the
3 men. N-R slides himself into the corner with chair in hand
as Mixx and Nightmare slowly get up. Mixx and Nightmare stare
at each other, and look at Adren. Mixx and Night nod in
unison. The two move towards Adren, but Adren climbs onto the
ring apron. N-R tries to throw the chair to Nightmare, but
Mixx hits Night with a super kick to the back of head as Night
drops the chair in front of him. Night bends over in pain, but
Adren adds insult to injury with a springboard rocker dropper!
Adren goes for the cover, but N-R and Mixx grab him by the
hair. They hold him by the hair as Nightmare gets up.
Nightmare looks at the three and quickly bounces off the ropes
and sends the 3 men to the canvas with a cross body block.
Nightmare accidentlly rolls out of the ring from the impact.
Mixx rolls out of the ring on the opposite side and leans up
against the barracade as Nightmare, on the other side, does
the same. Non-Retard picks up the chair and looks at both Mixx
and Nightmare, trying to decide on who to go after. Adren
makes up N-R's mind for him, tossing N-R over the ropes near
Nightmare. Adren quickly slides out of the ring and goes after
Mixx. Adren clotheslines Mixx over the barracade, into the
crowd. Nightmare and Non-Retard lift the apron and pull out
two tables. Night and N-R walk over near Adren and Mixx's
location, and lays the tables on the barracade side by side.
Adren and Mixx stop brawling in the crowd as they notice
Nightmare and Non-Retard running up the table ramps. Night and
N-R successfully nail shoulder blocks on Adren and Mixx. The
crowd starts a "holy ****" chant at the sight of the madness
they have witnessed so far.
J.R.: In just 5 minutes,
we have witnessed one of the most intense WTFL matchs...EVER!
Night and Mixx slowly get up and immediately brawl
with each other. Mixx gets the upper hand and tosses Night
over the barracade, near the ring. Mixx smashes Night's head
on the announcing table a few times and whips him into the
steel steps. Mixx slides into the ring and grabs the chair.
Mixx sets the chair up near a corner and slides back out of
the ring. Mixx tries to grab Night by the hair, but Night
counters with an elbow and smashes Mixx's head on the ring
apron. Night folds up the ring announcer's chair and throws it
in the ring as Mixx slides into the ring. The crowd pops as
Night walks near the entranceway and folds up a ladder. He
slides it into the ring as Mixx waves for Night to come in the
ring. Nightmare starts to make his way into the ring , but
smiles and makes his way towards the other side of the ring
and lifts the apron to a huge pop. Night slides out a table
and sets it up near the ring. He slides two more out and
slides one on top of the set up table. Night slides the other
into the ring as Mixx attacks Nightmare with elbow smashes.
Adren and N-R stop brawling for a minute and slide into the
ring. They clothesline Nightmare over the rope and look at
Mixx. Mixx goes for a double clothesline, but Adren and N-R
duck. Mixx keeps running and goes for a shoulder block. Adren
and N-R counter with a flapjack type hold on Mixx. They don't
let go and back up near the set up table on the outside. Adren
and N-R let go of Mixx as he crashes through 2 tables on the
outside, 1 setup and the other folded up. Adren and N-R slides
out of the ring as Nightmare grabs a ring bell. Nightmare
swings the bell at the Adren, but he ducks and nails a DDT.
N-R slides into the ring as does Adren. Adrenaline charges at
N-R, but N-R counters with a gut wrench suplex onto the set-up
chair near the corner! Non-Retard makes sure his pin would get
a fair shake, and goes for the cover. 1...2..--kickout!! N-R,
frustrated, gets up and sets up the ladder. N-R climbs out of
the ring and slides in the table from the outside. N-R lays
the table down and kicks Adren in the gut, keeping him down.
Non-Retard yanks Adrenaline up and screams in his face,
taunting him. N-R gives Adren an Irish whip and nails The
Smore! Non-Retard picks up the fallen Adrenaline and puts him
in a tree of woe. N-R picks up the table he laid down earlier
and lays it on top of Adrenaline. N-R runs to the opposite
corner, turns, and nails a Tajiri like front kick, smashing
through the table and Adrenaline's face! N-R pulls the table
off of Adrenaline as Adrenaline plops down to the canvas. N-R
hideously laughs at the damage and falls into the corner,
continuing his "laughfest", as Nightmare sets up 3 tables on
top of each other. Nightmare climbs into the ring and looks at
the in-pain Adrenaline and the laughing Non-Retard, shrugs,
and pulls the ladder near the tables. Nightmare climbs up the
ladder and slowly crawls onto the 3 tables. Mixx slowly climbs
into the ring and also surveys the damage. Mixx spits in
Non-Retard's face. N-R stops to wipe off the spit, looks at
his hand, and continues laughing. Mixx climbs up the ladder
and slowly crawls onto the 3 tables. Nightmare and Mixx
exchange blows as the tables slowly rock. Adren looks up at
the two and decides to climb the ladder as well. N-R looks at
his hand again as Adren climbs onto the 3 tables, quickly
jumping in the brawl. N-R looks at his hand with a confused
look on his face. His expression hardens as he finally
realizes Mixx just spat on him. N-R charges towards the
ladder, but doesn't climb it. He folds the ladder and
literally throws the ladder at the top table. The 3 tables,
Mixx, Nightmare, and Adrenaline all rock as the crowd is
almost silent in shock. The tables fall near the announcer's
table, as Mixx, Nightmare, and Adrenaline crash through the
announcing table!
King: Oh no!
J.R.: Those tables
fell over and Mixx, Adrenaline, and Nightmare went right
through our table! All hell has broke loose!!!
[Enter:
Nikki]
Nikki runs down near Mixx. She tries to console
Mixx, but he shrugs her off. Non-Retard climbs out of the ring
and slides Nikki in. The two stare at each other. N-R begins
to laugh as Nightmare slowly climbs in the ring behind her.
Nikki gets frustrated at N-R's laughing, and begins to slowly
turn around...Cataclysm on Nikki!! Nightmare kicks her ring as
she rolls out of the ring. Adrenaline and Mixx finally come to
and climb into the ring. Mixx behind Nightmare. Adrenaline
behind Non-Retard. Mixx pushes Nightmare to Adrenaline, as
Adrenaline pushes Non-Retard toward Mixx. Mixx nails a
MixxPlex on Non-Retard as Adrenaline hits a Disgraceful kick
on Nightmare! Mixx and Adrenaline, without thinking, set up a
ladder and table. Mixx pulls the table near the center of the
ring as Adren pushes Non-Retard in the corner. Adren sets the
ladder up near Non-Retard. Adren and Mixx lift Nightmare to
his feet and hit a double DDT. The two continue with more
double team manuevers as Non-Retard slowly climbs the ladder.
Adrenaline and Mixx hoist Nightmare up, preparing for a double
backdrop, but as they nail the back drop Non-Retard hits a
X-Factor like facebuster on Nightmare at the same time through
a table!! Mixx, Adrenaline, and Non-Retard all get up and look
to the crowd, taking in the huge pop. Mixx climbs the
turnbuckle and raises his arms to a slightly smaller pop.
Non-Retard takes advantage of Mixx's vulnerability and puts
Mixx on his shoulder, Electric Chair Drop style. Mixx tries to
reach the ropes, and does, pulling both of them out of the
ring, leaving only Adrenaline and Nightmare in the ring.
Adrenaline tries to go for the Adrenaline Rush, but Nightmare
counters with a kick to the crotch. Adrenaline bounces off the
ropes, as does Nightmare. They both attempt clotheslines, but
both duck. Nightmare stops in the center of the ring as
Adrenaline comes charging at him. Nightmare lifts Adrenaline
up, looking for a gorilla press, but Adrenaline slides off and
goes for the Adrenaline Rush again. Nightmare blocks it once,
and whips Adrenaline into the ladder. Adrenaline bounces off
the ladder from the impact, turns around, and is given the
Cataclysm!!! Nightmare makes the cover. 1...2...3!!!
[Winner: And *NEW* WTFL Intercontinental Champion,
NIGHTMARE]
J.R.: My god, King, we have seen it all!
”Of Wolf and Man” by Metallica blasts
over the speakers. The crowd rise to their feet and cheer. The
Wolf emerges onto the ramp from backstage. He pauses for a
moment and surveys the cheering crowd, eh then raises his arms
in the air and signals for more as the crowd unleash an
ear-deafening roar. He then proceeds to make his way down the
aisle high fiving and slapping the hands of the fans reaching
out to touch him. He eventually reaches the ring and enters it
via the steel steps. He then walks over to one of the
turnbuckles and taunts the crowd to further cheering. He then
hops off the ropes and begins to warm up for the match while
focusing himself on the task ahead of him.
An
explosion of pyro opens "The Unforgiven 2" by
Metallica, then Fallout steps out past the curtains and stands
on the stage, then thrusts his arms out in a crucifix pose
before heading to the ring, where he thrusts a fist into the
air before awaiting the beginning of the match. The ref
signals for the bell to begin the match.
Ding Ding
Ding
Singles Match
The Wolf v Fallout
The
Wolf and Fallout approach each other and meet in the centre of
the ring. Fallout stands inches away from Wolf looking down on
him in an intimidating manner. Wolf totally unphased by this
looks right back up at Fallout and stares him straight in the
eyes. The two pause for a moment, staring each other down with
a deep look of contempt as you could cut the atmosphere with a
knife. Fallout and Wolf then go to grab each other
simultaneously hoping to perhaps get their opponent off guard
as the two enter a grapple. Fallout immediately begins to
assert his massive frame as he makes use of his superior
strength and size overpowering Wolf and almost driving him to
the mat, but Wolf uses his smaller size and agility to his
advantage and he slides around to Fallouts back and grabs him
in a rear waist lock. Wolf then lets out a huge groan as he
hoists Fallout off his feet and sends him crashing down on his
spine as Wolf nails a German Suplex which he immediately
releases. Wolf then stumbles to his feet holding his spine in
pain after executing such a manoeuvre on this giant. Fallout
immediately climbs to his feet. Wolf approaches him but
Fallout stretches out his huge leg and kicks Wolf in the
stomach. With Wolf bent over Fallout comes crashing down on
his spine with a standing double axe handle smash. Wolf falls
to the mat. Fallout immediately reefs him to his feet. He then
grabs Wolf around the stomach lifting him into the air and
sending him crashing to the mat to nail a Gutwrench Powerbomb
stretching the muscles in Wolfs stomach. Fallout then begins
to aggravate that strain by stomping the grounded Wolf to the
gut. Wolf rolls onto his side, holding his stomach writhing in
pain. Fallout drags him back to his feet and whips him off the
ropes. But as Wolf approaches Fallout he slides to the mat and
goes through Fallouts legs. As Fallout realises this he begins
to turn around, but before he can complete the turn he finds
himself on the mat as Wolf sweep kicks his legs from
underneath him. Wolf quickly uses this opportunity and grabs
Fallout’s leg. He then drops down on his thigh with an elbow
as he holds onto Fallout’s leg. He repeats this two more times
grounding Fallout to the mat as his leg is deadened.
J.R.: Good strategy by the Wolf trying to keep
Fallout to the mat, he’s a lot easier to handle when Wolf
brings him down to his own size
The King:
That’s true J.R., but the longer he continues to stifle
Fallout the more aggressive he’ll get, and you don’t want to
get Fallout any madder than he already is
Wolf places
Fallout’s leg in between his own and drops to the mat, hyper
extending Fallout’s leg. Fallout reaches out trying to grab
Wolf in frustration but the distance is too far. As he
realises this he begins to reach for the ropes instead and
eventually grabs them as Wolf breaks the hold. Wolf then
climbs to his feet and drags Fallout back into the centre of
the ring. Again he holds onto Fallout’s leg while dropping an
elbow to his thigh. This time though Wolf places his leg in
between Fallout’s. He then holds Fallout’s leg, twists it
around, drops to the mat and applies a Figure 4 Leg Lock. The
strain of the pain is evident as Fallout begins to clench the
muscles on his face with frustration. As the pain begins to
come over bearing Fallout lies down on the mat trying to
resist the lock. With that brief lapse in concentration the
ref hops down on his knees and counts for a pinfall as both of
Fallout’s shoulders are on the mat. [1………2] Fallout lifts up
off the mat only realising what he was doing when the ref’s
hand hit the mat. Wolf continues to apply the pressure harder,
but in doing so it has a counteracting affect as he exerts too
much energy and his grip on the hold soon beings to loosen.
Fallout capitalises on this by edging his way towards the
ropes. By the time Wolf regains his grip on the hold Fallout
has reached the ropes and the ref breaks the hold.
J.R.: That was close for Fallout as Wolf being
the great technician that he is continues to work on the legs
of Fallout, cutting him down to size and keeping Wolf in the
advantage
Fallout lies on the mat, gasping for breath
and holding his knee in severe pain, unable to get up. Wolf
notices Fallout in this weakened state and walks over to the
adjacent turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and perches there
for a moment. He then stands up and raises his arms out full
stretch as he flies off the top ropes. He then comes crashing
down head first on the mat as Fallout summons from his energy
reserves and just manages to roll out of the flight path of
the Wolf as he attempts to nail a Flying Headbutt. Wolf
lays there on the mat, motionless, totally stunned after his
head making full force impact with the mat from such a height.
Fallout lays there beside slowly moving and beginning to come
to his senses again. He notices Wolf laying there
incapacitated out of the corner of his eye. Seeing this
opportunity he once again summons all his strength and rolls
onto his front. He then slowly crawly towards the Wolf at an
agonisingly slow pace. After what seems an eternity he
stretches out his arm and looses covers the Wolf. The ref gets
down and counts. [1………2……..Thr] Wolf barely gets a shoulder up
as he stops the pin by the narrowest of margins.
J.R.: Wolf kicks out! Wolf kicks out!
The King: I though he was finished for sure
J.R., he certainly will be when Fallout’s get to his feet
Fallout rolls off the Wolf holding his head in
disbelief. He then grabs the ropes and uses them for support
as he climbs back to his feet. As he gets to his feet he takes
a little while to regain his composure. He then approaches the
Wolf and stomps him a few times before dragging him to his
feet. When he does so he gives the Wolf a strong Irish Whip
into the turnbuckle. He then follows after him crushing Wolf
in the corner with an Avalanche Splash. Wolf collapses into a
heap in the corner. Fallout the begins to stomp at him
furiously. He the sticks his boot in Wolf’s throat choking him
as he uses the ropes for leverage. The ref forces him to break
the choke. Wolf then coughs and splutters as he gasps to
regain his breath. He barely has time to do so as Fallout
grabs him by his hair and boots him in the stomach continuing
to punish him. He then hoists him high into the air and sends
him crashing down with Powerbomb. Wolf lays there in severe
pain on the mat as Fallout runs off the ropes for extra
momentum and nails him with a Leg Drop. Fallout then drags
Wolf to his feet and grabs him around the throat. He then
tosses Wolf’s arm over his shoulder as he lifts him high into
the air and slams him forcefully to the mat as he executes a
Chokeslam.
J.R.:My God! Fallout is relentless
barely pausing as he inflicts a plethora of high power
manoeuvres on the Wolf
The King: This ones over
J.R., no one can withstand such a beating from this man
Fallout once again drags Wolf to his feet in a
disrespecting manner. He then grabs Wolf in a wrist clutch and
delivers the Exploder. Wolf crashes to the mat with
extreme force. Fallout then covers him for the pin.
[1……….2…….Thr] Wolf barely kicks out.
J.R.: How
in the hell did he do that? How in the hell can one man take
so much punishment?
The King: I haven’t got a
clue J.R. but it’s got to end soon
Fallout stands back
and waits for the Wolf to get to his feet. Wolf begins to pull
himself up. His face is covered in crimson as Exploder he just
took busted his head open. As he gets to his knees Fallout
approaches him. He then gets him in a headlock and goes for
the Whisper Kill. But Wolf somehow wrangles his way out
of the hold and gets Fallout in an arm bar. He then places his
leg in front of Fallout’s and with all his strength trips
Fallout over it while holding onto the armbar. Wolf then
begins to thump Fallout in the spine and in the back of the
head while sitting on his arm. Eventually he wears Fallout
down. He then stands to his feet and hops off the mat landing
down on top of the arm of Fallout. He then locks the arm
between his legs, wraps his arms around Fallouts mouth,
locking them together with his knuckles facing inwards and
applies The Wolf’s Claw. Wolf pulls back on Fallout’s
neck as hard as he can while trying to wrench his arm out of
his shoulder socket. Unfortunately for the Wolf the hold was
applied too close to the ropes and Fallout grabs them almost
immediately. The ref forces the Wolf to relinquish the hold.
J.R.: It was almost over as Wolf somehow got
Fallout into the Wolf’s Claw but unfortunately for the Wolf it
was just too close to the ropes
Wolf stands up and
waits for Fallout to get up. When he does he charges at Wolf,
but Wolf sidesteps and grabs Fallout in another armbar. He
again attempts to trip Fallout to the mat but this time
Fallout resists. Wolf then tries to apply more pressure on the
armbar but Fallout begins to twist him around. He then links
arms wit the Wolf as he has him in a position similar to that
of Christian’s Impaler. He then takes Wolf by surprise and
bends over in a Crucifix Pin. Wolf flails his legs wildly in
an attempt to get out as the ref counts the pin. [1………2……..3].
The Winner: Fallout
”The
Unforgiven 2” hits as Fallout gets up to his feet and
basks in his victory. Wolf lies on the mat for a few moments
stunned by what has just happened. He climbs to his feet with
a blank look on his face. He looks over at Fallout and stares
him in the face. He slowly approaches him. He then puts out
his hand to shake it as a mark of respect. The crowd begin to
applaud Wolf’s actions.
J.R.: It appears Wolf
is impressed by Fallout’s performance as he goes to shake his
hand in a mark of respect
Fallout reaches out and
shakes Wolf hand, then yanks him as he kicks him in the gut.
He then gets him in a headlock and nails him with a Whisper
Kill. The crowd begin to boo loudly. Fallout picks Wolf up
again and gives him the Exploder. He yet again drags
Wolf up and hits him with a Wrist-Clutch Exploder.
J.R.: Damn this son of a bitch! He’s brutally
assaulting the Wolf after this hellacious battle of a match
Fallout then climbs on the top ropes and is about to
nail a Tope Atomico when……..
”Headtrip” by Sevendust hits. The crowd
are confused awaiting whoever it is to appear.
J.R.: What’s going on?
Then in almost
an instant the confusion to turned to huge cheering as Slam
runs down the aisle at a tremendous pace
J.R.:
It’s Slam! Slam is back! Slam is back! Jack’s back!
The King: Argh! What the hell is he doing here?
Slam climbs up on the apron and pushes Fallout off the
top ropes. Slam then takes up fallout’s former position on the
top turnbuckle and nails Fallout with a Missile Drop Kick as
he comes to his feet. He then stands back and waits for
Fallout to get up. When he does Slam kicks him in the gut and
hits him with The Kings Cutter. But this isn’t enough.
Slam drags him back up and nails him with a second Cutter. He
then stomps at Fallout until he rolls out of the ring and
makes his exit down the aisle.
J.R.: Thankfully
for Wolf, Slam has made a surprise return and saved him from a
viscous assault from Fallout
Slam then goes over to
Wolf and helps him to his feet. Wolf looks at Slam for moment
then shakes his hand. Wolf then raises Slams hand in the air
and points to him as the crowd give a huge pop. Slam then
helps the injured Wolf down the aisle and to the back stage as
the crowd give him a standing ovation.
J.R:
Well King it truly is great to see the return of this man Jack
’Slam’ David to the WTFL, and he couldn’t have picked a more
appropriate time to make his return, but you have to wonder
did he come down to help the Wolf or simply to attack Fallout?
The King: I don’t know J.R., I certainly don’t
see what he hopes to accomplish by helping the likes of the
Wolf, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what exactly the
relationship between those two are and what his motivations
for returning to the WTFL were.
The crowd lets out a
loud ovation of boos as Metallica’s ”Wherever I May
Roam" begins to play. As the drums kick into the song,
Silent Assassin walks through the entrance way and down the
ramp, a determined look on his face. He ignores the crowd’s
chant of “Asshole! Asshole!” as he climbs up the ring stairs
and through the metal cage doorway. He enters the ring and
paces inside for a moment, never taking his eyes off the
entrance ramp of the arena. Finally, as his music dies down,
Silent Assassin walks to the far end of the ring and crouches
down, still staring at the entry.
JR: King,
this is definitely going to be one for the highlight reel.
These two have faced each other many times before. One could
say that Silent Assassin knows Kid’s style more than Kid
himself, and vice versa! In fact, one of the primary feuds in
the WTFL when it began in the beginning of last year was
Sampson versus Silent Assassin for the WTFL World title!
KING: How appropriate then that the same man
that Kid Sampson battled when he first arrived in the WTFL
will be the man to end his career one year later!
JR: I don’t know about careers being ended, but
I do know that this match will be brutal and anything can
happen! No referee, no interferance. A steel cage enclosing
them in. We very well might see history made here tonight!
"The Memory Remains" by Metallica interrupts
the chants, and the crowd lets out a shattering pop. The arena
lights darken and Kid Sampson’s WTFLtron video plays as blue
spotlights begin to comb the arena. As the opening phrase in
the song ends, white fireworks go off on the stage as Kid
Sampson walks out through the entranceway. He walks down the
ramp and shakes hands with the ringside fans, and then steps
up the ring stairs. He waits cautiously outside the cage, then
steps inside. Kid’s music begins to fade as he stares straight
at Silent Assassin. Sampson adjusts his knee pads and then
walks straight for Silent Assassin as the ref closes the cage
door.
Cage Match
Kid Sampson vs. Silent
Assassin
***DING DING DING***
Sampson and
Silent Assassin meet in the middle of the ring and immediately
begin exchanging punches with each other. The fists of rage go
on for a moment or two before Silent Assassin shoots down for
Sampson’s legs. As Silent Assassin reaches for Kid’s legs, Kid
kicks out and falls back, locking his arms around Silent
Assassin’s torso. The two hold this amateur wrestling position
for a moment as Silent Assassin struggles to lock one of Kid’s
legs. Finally, he does and rolls Sampson to his side. Silent
Assassin plants a fist into Sampson’s injured ribs, causing
him to scream out in pain. Silent Assassin then twists Kid’s
leg around and turns it into an ankle lock. Kid struggles to
free himself and eventually ends up kicking Silent Assassin in
the jaw with his free leg. Silent Assassin falls backwards,
giving Kid enough time to get to his feet. As Kid stands,
Silent Assassin gets back to his feet. The two men lock up in
a standing grapple, and Silent Assassin knees Kid in the gut,
again working on the ribs. Silent Assassin then runs to the
ropes and bounces off, kneeing Sampson in the face as he
returns. Kid falls to his back and clutches his nose in pain.
JR: Silent Assassin seems to be concentrating
on Sampson’s ribs, breaking him down.
KING: As
well as get in as many other shots as he can! What a technical
genious!
Silent Assassin grabs Kid and pulls him to
his feet. Silent Assassin wrenches Kid’s arm behind him,
trying to tear it out of socket. Silent Assassin slams an
elbow into Kid’s shoulder, knocking him to his hands and
knees. Silent Assassin then sends another quick boot to Kid’s
ribs, sending him rolling away in pain. Silent Assassin
casually walks over to Kid, kicking him again as he lays on
the mat. Silent Assassin smiles viciously as he stands above
Sampson. Silent Assassin grabs Sampson by the hair and pulls
him to his feet. After whipping Kid to the ropes, Silent
Assassin runs backwards and bounces off the opposite ropes. As
they run towards each other, Silent Assassin swings his arm
out for a clothesline but Sampson ducks underneath! Silent
Assassin turns around and Sampson gives him a swinging
neckbreaker! Both men are on their feet as Silent Assassin
charges towards Kid. But Kid leans down and grabs Silent
Assassin then drops him to his back with a spinebuster! The
fans go crazy as Kid begins stomping at Silent Assassin in the
middle of the ring.
JR: And just like that, the
man of the hour himself is back in this match!
Silent
Assassin crawls to the turnbuckle to try and get away from
Kid, but it’s to no avail. Kid grabs Silent Assassin by the
back of the head and drags him up, then slams his face into
the steel cage! The metal walls rattle as Silent Assassin
collides with the steel, then falls to his hands and knees.
Kid sees an opportunity and leapfrogs to the top turnbuckle.
He turns himself around and leaps off with his leg extended.
As he lands on the mat, Sampson’s leg lands on Silent
Assassin, shoving Silent Assassin’s face right into the mat!
JR: The Guillitine! Sampson hit the Guillitine!
KING: Silent Assassin’s poor face!!
Kid
rolls to his feet as he looks at Silent Assassin, who is
slowly trying to push himself back up. As he does so, Kid
grabs him and scoops him onto his shoulder. Kid then charges
for the cage wall, but Silent Assassin slides off of Sampson’s
shoulder and shoves Kid into the steel! Kid staggers back and
Silent Assassin turns him around, hooks his leg, and slams him
to the mat with the Silent Night!
KING: Silent
Night, JR!!
JR: I saw it, King!
Silent
Assassin slowly sits back up after finishing the move, then
looks to the cage wall. For a moment, Silent Assassin sits
there and ponders whether or not to start climbing. As he
begins to get to his feet, he notices that Kid is also up and
on his feet, but still rather dazed from the Silent Night. Kid
starts to take off towards Silent Assassin, but Silent
Assassin floors him with a well-executed drop toe hold. Silent
Assassin climbs onto Kid’s back and locks on a sleeper hold.
Kid struggles to try and get out of the hold and eventually
rolls Silent Assassin onto his back. Kid tosses a few elbows
into Silent Assassin’s side and manages to escape the hold.
Kid gets to his feet and throws a multitude of punches in
Silent Assassin’s direction, knocking him into the turnbuckle.
Kid then starts to take Silent Assassin to the top rope,
looking to go for a superplex. But Silent Assassin shoves Kid
off of the top turnbuckle, sending him crashing to the mat.
Then, Silent Assassin leaps off the top and hits Kid with the
Assassination!
JR: Assassination! This could
spell the end!!
Silent Assassin pulls himself to his
feet and starts to climb the cage wall. He shakes his head as
he climbs, feeling some pain from his last move. As he gets
about halfway up the wall, Sampson rolls over and forces
himself up. He starts to climb after Silent Assassin, hurrying
as fast as he can. Before Silent Assassin notices, Kid’s right
by his side. They exchange a series of backhands before Kid
throws a cross punch into Silent Assassin’s face. Silent
Assassin nearly falls off the inner cage wall from the force
of the blow. Then, Kid wraps an arm around Silent Assassin’s
neck and trips out his leg, giving Silent Assassin a Side
Russian Leg Sweep off the side of the cage! Both men lay on
their backs in the middle of the ring as the crowd goes wild,
screaming for more carnage. Sampson begins to get to his feet,
and he looks down at Silent Assassin’s motionless body. Kid
starts to pull Silent Assassin to his feet, but Silent
Assassin lands a low blow on Kid! The crowd boos as Silent
Assassin grabs Sampson and whips him to the ropes. Silent
Assassin charges towards Kid for a clothesline, but Kid ducks
under it and locks on a full nelson hold! The crowd lets out a
monsterous pop when they see the set-up for Kid’s finisher,
but Silent Assassin thinks quickly and plants an elbow into
Kid’s head. Silent Assassin then mule kicks Sampson, low
blowing him again. Silent Assassin clenches a fist and swings
around, but Kid grapples both arms around Silent Assassin’s
torso. Silent Assassin’s swing misses and his arm wraps around
Kid’s back. Kid plants his feet and flips Silent Assassin over
his head with a Gargoyle Suplex!
JR: Gargoyle
Suplex! Gargoyle Suplex!
KING: Silent
Assassin’s not done… he’ll never give up!
Sampson gets
to his feet and starts to climb the side of the cage. As he
starts to gain height, Silent Assassin props himself up and
sees Sampson escaping. Silent Assassin climbs to his feet and
begins ascending after Kid. As they reach the midway portion
of the cage wall, Silent Assassin slides behind Kid and grabs
Kid’s arms. Silent Assassin then lifts Kid up and accompanies
him to the mat with a sit-down crucifix powerbomb off the cage
wall! The crowd lets out an “Oooooh!” as both men land
fiercely in the middle of the ring. Silent Assassin quickly
gets to his feet and grabs Sampson’s legs, locking him in the
Sharpshooter! Silent Assassin lurches backwards, applying more
pressure on the lower back and legs of Kid Sampson. Sampson
yells out and reaches out in pain, trying to escape the hold.
Silent Assassin’s torturous finisher lasts for what seems like
hours before he drops Sampson’s legs in disgust. Silent
Assassin then begins to ascend the cage wall, climbing as fast
as he can. In the middle of the ring, Kid shoves himself up in
a push-up like manner. He rolls to his back, looking up at
Silent Assassin climbing the cage wall. Kid sits up and forces
himself to stand. He then walks to the cage wall and shakes it
vigorously, causing Silent Assassin to lose his footing and
hang from the top of the wall. Kid then takes a few steps back
and hurls himself onto the wall, nearly making it halfway up.
He starts climbing as Silent Assassin tries to regain his
footing. Right as Silent Assassin succeeds, Kid grabs his foot
and tears it from the wall, causing Silent Assassin to nearly
slip once more. Kid and Silent Assassin are now even at the
very top of the cage. They’re once again exchanging backhands,
only now the hits come in longer intervals as each recepient
swaggers back and forth, trying not to fall from the top.
Silent Assassin throws a monster backhand towards Sampson, but
Kid ducks under it and slides right beside Silent Assassin,
locking a half nelson on with one arm while holding the cage
with the other.
KING: You don’t think he’s
going to…
JR: Oh my God….
As Silent
Assassin tries to struggle out of the hold, Kid lets go with
his other arm and quickly locks on the full nelson hold. The
crowd is going crazy as Silent Assassin tries to get out of
the maneuver and Kid holds onto it tightly. Then in one fluid
motion, Kid kicks away from the cage, taking Silent Assassin
with him, and twists in midair as he slams Silent Assassin to
the mat with a Silencer off the cage wall!!
JR:
Silencer!! Silencer!! Dear mother of God, Sampson hit the
Silencer off the top of the cage!!
Both men lay in the
ring stunned as the crowd starts a “Holy ****! Holy ****!”
chant. Kid rolls to his feet, leaning against the ropes for
support. He starts to climb the cage wall slowly, looking down
periodically to check on Silent Assassin. He nears the top and
checks on Silent Assassin again only to find that Silent
Assassin is still motionless in the ring. The fans begin
chanting “Sampson! Sampson!” as Kid grabs the top of the cage.
As Sampson starts to climb over, Silent Assassin slowly begins
to get to his feet. Once on his feet, Silent Assassin surveys
the situation and finds Kid halfway down the outer cage wall.
Silent Assassin staggers to his feet and can only watch as Kid
drops down and the bell rings.
<< WINNER: Kid
Sampson >>
Silent Assassin stumbles to a
sitting position, still dizzy from the huge Silencer as
”The Memory Remains” plays in the background. Kid walks
backwards up the entrance ramp, extending his arms out in a
crucifix pose as the crowd cheers immensely.
JR: What a battle, King!! And the Silencer off
the top of the cage… classic! And speaking of classic, we’ve
come to the last match of this classic card! Madd Dogg will
defend the title against a man who’s plagued him in the last
couple of months… Jake Ellis!
The arena lights go
out. Suddenly the first words of Limp Bizkit's Rollin (Air
Raid Vehicle) are spoken on the arena speaker. "Alright
Partner. Keep on rollin' baby. You know what time it is" a
silence is heard as the lights turn into a cycle of different
colors followed one after another. A loud explosion of
fireworks goes off. "Rollin" (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp
Bizkit hits. The lights again go into the circle of colors
(i.e arena turns green...then blue..then orange...ect.). Jake
Ellis steps onto the stage and taunts at both sides. He makes
his way down and taunts in the ring with the lights going in
the multicolor cycle the whole time. The music fades and the
lights return to normal as Jake gets ready for a fight.
Suddenly, the arena lights go out as "Holier
Than Thou" by Metallica (starting 26 seconds in) blasts
over the speakers. Eight seconds later, the lights come back
on and Madd Dogg is standing on the top of the aisle with the
WTFL World Title around his waste and his arms extended wide
with Cathy by his side. The crowd boo loudly as Madd Dogg puts
his arm around Cathy and walks down the ramp slowly. He hops
up onto the apron and holds the ropes for Cathy and she gets
in. He then gets in himself and goes up on the top ropes. He
unclips his title and raises it high up into the air and does
a gun signal to it with his other hand. He then extends his
arms out wide again then slowly takes his shades off. He
throws them into the crowd and slowly hops off. He and Jake
stare at each other and start to trash talk.
The
lights quickly dim and “In Harm’s Way” by Strung Out
hits to a loud mixed reaction as Sitruk shows up at the top of
the ramp wearing a Refs shirt with "The Big Shithead"
Written across it. When Sitruk makes it half way down to the
ring he stops and turns around so his back his facing the
ring. He then flexes both biceps while Red and Black Pyros go
explode from the top of the ramp. He climbs up on the apron
then walks over the top ropes. Madd Dogg hands him his title
slowly as Cathy leaves the ring. Jake and Madd Dogg square off
again as Sitruk calls for the bell.
***DING
DING DING***
WTFL World Title Match
Madd Dogg
(w/Cathy) vs Jake Ellis
Special Guest Ref: Sitruk
Jake and Madd Dogg start to trash talk once again and
eventually Madd Dogg trys to nail Jake down with a right hook.
Jake blocks the punch then gives one of his own to Madd Doggs
gut. He then hits Madd Dogg with a few Rock punches then whips
him to the ropes. On the way back he trys a drop toe hold but
Madd Dogg jumps over his legs and keeps running. On the way
back Jake nails a huge clothesline on Madd Dogg knocking him
right to the floor. Madd Dogg holds his head as Jake covers.
Sitruk gets down onto the mat and counts. 1...kickout from
Madd Dogg! Jake starts to shout at Sitruk saying he was too
slow but Sitruk just ignores him. As Jake turns around to
attack Madd Dogg again, Madd Dogg quickly gets to his feet and
gives Jake a chop to the gut. Jake bends over holding his gut
and Madd Dogg runs off the ropes. On the way back, Madd Dogg
nails a Tornado DDT on Jake! Madd Dogg covers. Sitruk once
again gets down to the mat. 1....Kickout from Jake! Madd Dogg
drags Jake to his feet and gives him a Knife Edge Chop that
rings throughout the arena followed by 'Whoo!'s from the
crowd. Madd Dogg then nails another one knocking Jake into the
turnbuckle. He nails a final huge one to Jake which knocks
Jake to the ground. Madd Dogg picks Jake up and nails a
Bridging German Suplex on him. Sitruk counts fairly.
1....2....kickout from Jake! Madd Dogg gets to his feet again
and lays Jake out flat on the ground. He gets up onto the
third rope and trys a guillotine leg drop on Jake but Jake
sits up and avoids it! Madd Dogg grabs his leg in pain as the
crowd cheer.
JR: Ouch! That's gotta hurt Madd
Dogg and maybe even mess up this whole match for him!
King: Well it was his choice to nail a high
risk move this early JR. C'mon Madd Dogg!
Both men
slowly get to there feet. As they both do, Madd Dogg walks
over to Jake and hits him with a snake jab. He then hits him
with another. When he goes for the third Jake catches his arm
and reverses it into a Chicken Wing Suplex! Jake releases the
pin and drags Madd Dogg to his feet. He kicks Madd Dogg in the
gut then runs to the ropes. On the way back he tried to nail a
Fameasser on Madd Dogg but Madd Dogg catches his leg and slams
him down with all his might! Madd Dogg collapses on Jakes
body. 1....2....thr, kickout! Sitruk shows two fingers to the
crowd. Madd Dogg slowly gets up and takes Jake with him. He
gives Jake a few punches then whips him to the ropes. He trys
a clothesline but Jake ducks it. When Madd Dogg turns around
he gets nails with The Meltdown! Both men are laid out
on the floor. Eventually Jake starts to get to his feet. He
grabs Madd Dogg by the hair and he whips him into the
turnbuckle. He gives Madd Dogg a few jabs to the stomach then
puts him sitting up top. He climbs up with him but Madd Dogg
pushes him off! Jake gets right back to his feet as Madd Dogg
jumps off and trys to nail a dropkick but Jake reverses it
into a Powerbomb! Jake covers Madd Dogg as Sitruk gets down a
little slower than he should. 1......2.....thr, Madd Dogg
grabs the rope as Sitruk points out to Jake. Jake gets up and
drags Madd Dogg with him. he whips Madd Dogg to the ropes and
on the way back nails a Powerslam and covers. 1.....2.....thr,
Kickout once again from Madd Dogg! Jake drags Madd Dogg back
to his feet and gives him a Snapmare. He then drags Madd Dogg
back up to his feet and gets him ready for The
Cliffhanger but Madd Dogg Knees Jake in the gut and nails
a Side Gutwrench Slam! Jake gets right back to his feet as
Madd Dogg nails a Superkick on him! Madd Dogg slowly walks
over to the top ropes and climbs up facing the crowd. He does
the hardy Gun signal then nails a Moonsault on Jake! he
waits a few seconds before covering him then does. Sitruk gets
down and counts. 1...2...thr, Kickout from Jake!
JR: Oh my God, I can't believe Jake kickout of
that!
King: Ah! C'mon Madd Dogg, you can do it!
Madd Dogg slowly gets to his feet and takes Jake with
him. He whips Jake to the ropes and gives him a kitchen sink.
Madd Dogg covers once again. 1...2...kickout from Jake! Madd
Dogg can't understand why Jake won't stay down for the three.
Madd Dogg climbs up on the top and signals for The Swanton
Bomb! but as he tries for it Jake rolls out of the way
leaving both men severely hurt on the floor. Sitruk checks on
them both but Madd Dogg starts to get up first. he charges at
Jake and nails him with a spear. Madd Dogg covers again but
Jake grabs the rope right away! Sitruk makes Madd Dogg get off
Jake and Madd Dogg starts to shout at him. Madd Dogg doesn't
notice Jake slowly getting up behind him. As soon as Madd Dogg
turns around, Jake kicks him in the gut and nails The Ellis
Edge! Jake limply covers Madd Dogg. 1...2...thr, Cathy
pulls Jake off Madd Dogg without Sitruk seeing! Jake jumps to
his feet and starts to shout at Cathy as Madd Dogg slowly gets
his energy back. He gets to his feet and swings Jake around
and nails The Even Flow DDT! Both men lay lifelessly on
the ground. Eventually both men get to their feet and Madd
Dogg charges at Jake but Jake kicks Madd Dogg in the gut and
nails a DDT! Madd Dogg slowly gets back to his feet as Jake
kicks him in the gut and tosses him up for The Plunge
but Madd Dogg slips down his back! Madd Dogg kicks Jake in the
gut and tosses him up for The Madd Driver but Jake
slides down his back! When Madd Dogg turns around Jake nails a
a front Neckbraker! Jake raises his arms to huge cheers from
the crowd. He walks over to Madd Dogg and locks in The
Crippling Cloverleaf! Madd Dogg screams out in pain as
Sitruk checks on him to see if he taps out. Madd Dogg slowly
crawls over to the ropes and just about tips them. Sitruk trys
to make Jake leg go but he won't. Sitruk pushes Jake off Madd
Dogg and both men stare at each other.
King: Aw
man JR! Sitruk shouldn't have done that!
JR: He
had to King, Jake was stayin' on too long! Madd Dogg got the
ropes!
As Jake and Sitruk argue, Madd Dogg slowly gets
to his feet with a limp from the submission hold. He does a
dropkick to the back of Jakes legs knocking him to the ground.
He holds his knees in pain as Madd Dogg grabs his legs. He
slowly locks on The Walls Of Jericho! He pulls back his
hardest as Jake screams out in pain. Jake slowly but surely
grabs the bottom rope. Sitruk tell Madd Dogg to let go. Madd
Dogg gives Sitruk a sickening look then legs go of Jakes legs.
Madd Dogg drags Jake over to in-front of the turnbuckle. Madd
Dogg slowly walks over to the turnbuckle and gets up. He does
the Hardys gun signal and trys to hit The Swanton Bomb but
misses it again. Jake quickly gets to his feet dragging Madd
Dogg up. He kicks him in the gut and tosses him up for The
Plunge then he nails it! He covers Madd Dogg. 1...2...3!
***DING DING DING***
The winner and new
WTFL World Champion, Jake Ellis!
”Rollin”
by Limp Bizkit hits as the crowd leaps from their seats in
excitement. Jake gets to his feet and stands in the
turnbuckle, raising his WTFL World title in the air as the
fans cheer.
JR: Jake’s done it! Jake’s done
it!! He’s captured the WTFL title!! That’s all for us here at
Breakdown! See you later!!
The camera fades as Jake
celebrates in the ring.