WTFL Bad Blood
Sunday, February 11th, 2001

World Title
Fatal Four Way Match
Jake Ellis (c) vs. Madd Dogg vs. Sitruk vs. Mixx
BOOKED BY MADD DOGG

Intercontinental Title Match
Nightmare (c) vs. Adrenaline
BOOKED BY NIGHTMARE

Strap Match
Kid Sampson vs. Non-Retard
BOOKED BY KID SAMPSON

Tag Team Match
Silent Assassin & Right Angle vs. Wolf & Slam
BOOKED BY WOLF AND SLAM

US Title
Gauntlet Match
Idol (c) vs. Double H / RDB / Ragin Lunatik
BOOKED BY KID SAMPSON

Tag Team Titles
Triple Threat Ladder Match
TGL (c) (Superhez/Rubber Johnny) vs. Sweet Candy (SdW/Eye Candy) vs. Alcatraz (Quick Killa/Ja Lam)
BOOKED BY DOUBLE H

Xtreme Title
Crucifix Match
Zero (c) vs. X
BOOKED BY ZERO

European Title Match
Slash (c) vs. Kris Karnage vs. AK
BOOKED BY DOUBLE H

Table Match
Kutthroat vs. Caution
BOOKED BY KUTTHROAT




WTFL Bad Blood
Sunday, February 11th, 2001

A short intro video is shown, showing highlights of the feuds leading up to all the matches of tonight�s PPV. Then, �Ain�t My Bitch� by Metallica hits through the speakers as pyros go off on the stage and WTFL Bad Blood begins. The camera cuts through the crowd, holding up various signs in support of their favorite superstars. Then, the camera zooms in on JR and King.

JR: Welcome to the night you�ve been waiting for! Welcome everyone to WTFL Bad Blood! I�m Jim Ross and with me is Jerry the King Lawler, and we�ve got one hell of a show lined up for you tonight! Every title in the WTFL will be defended tonight, but tonight isn�t just about titles. Tonight isn�t about making a name for yourself. Tonight is about the heat, the feud, the tension between these men. Because every match you�ll see on tonight�s card is a match that pits two or more bitter enemies against each other! What a night!

KING: I can�t agree with you more, JR! Tonight is going to be one for the record books!

JR: And that being said, let�s start it off!! Our first match of tonight�s spectacular PPV will be a match between Caution and Kutthroat!

Suddenly the arena goes pitch black as white spotlights begin to search the stage. The spotlights come together and stops dead in the center of the stage as numbers begin to flash on the WTFLtron:

1:2:1
1:2:1
1:2:1
1:2:1

A mechanical voice says "It�s About To Go Down" loudly over the PA as "Southern Hospitality" by Ludacris hits and out of nowhere a smoke bomb goes off where the spotlight had stopped. A figure starts to appear in the smoke. As the smoke clears Caution is standing in the center of the stage with his hands raised in the air. After a few seconds of standing in the refomed spotlight, the lights return to normal and Caution begins to make his way down to the ring. Caution gets in the ring, and grabs a microphone. The crowd's constant boos prevent him from speaking at first, but finally they die down.

Caution: I don't know how in the HELL this match got on the card! Who in the hell decided that this match should be on the card--

Caution is interrupted by a clip playing on the WTFLtron. It shows the same clip played during Kutthroat's "promo", where Kutthroat wrote the match on the card. The camera shows Caution's face again, which is now filled with anger. He puts the mic up to his face again, and begins to speak again.

Caution: God damnit! Kutthroat, I will put your ass through the fucking table! I swear, you're gonna pay, you--

Interrupting Caution, the lights grow dim and Caution stops speaking. The letters 'K','U', then 'T' flash in orange letters on the 'tron, and in a single explosion, the lights turn back on and "One Step Closer" begins to play. Strobe lights begin to flash to the beat, and Kutthroat emerges from the back, and hears a deafening pop from the crowd. He walks down the entrance ramp and then up the ring steps. He springboards over the top rope, and into the ring. Kut then walks to the middle of the ring and steps forward and climbs onto the ropes. One leg rests on the middle rope, while the other on the top rope, like a Lance Storm pose. Once he lifts his hands into the air, an explosion of pyro erupts behind him. Before the music fades, Caution runs behind him and nails him with a forearm, sending him outside the ring already! The referee calls for the bell...


Table Match
Kutthroat vs. Caution

*DING DING DING*

Caution turns around, facing the opposite side. He cockily raises his hands in the air, to which he receives loud heat. Kutthroat pulls himself up with the help of the apron, and slides in the ring. Caution turns around and swings a fist toward Kutthroat, nailing him in the head. Kutthroat counters with one of his own, and then the two begin to exchange punches fluently. Caution gains the upper hand again, connecting a punch that sends Kutthroat into the ropes. Caution grabs hold of his arm, Irish whipping Kutthroat into the opposite ropes. As Kutthroat comes back, Caution executes a huge powerslam. Caution stays on top of him and starts choking Kutthroat. Struggling, and in pain, Kutthroat begins kicking his legs against the mat. After a few moments though, Caution lets go and stands up. Caution exits the ring, and lifts the apron skirt up, searching obviously for a table. In the ring, Kutthroat gets to his feet and spots Caution slouched over, with his head under the ring. Kutthroat takes a few steps forward, closer to the Caution. An almost evil smirk grows on Kutthroat's face. Suddenly, Kutthroat turns around and charges for the opposite rope. Gaining momentum, he whips off of that rope and runs torward the other. Kutthroat leaps in the air a quarter away from the ring's edge, and puts one hand on the rope as he kicks his legs into the air and then flies onto Caution!

JR: Oh my Lord! Who would have thought that someone like Kutthroat could perform such high-risk maneuvers?!

King: Well... I'm sure Caution can do that too...!

Kutthroat lands on Caution's back, then bounces right back off. Both men lay out across the concrete. Finally, Kutthroat is the first to get to his feet. He walks over the broken Caution, and then reaches under the apron. He grabs the table that was already half of the way out. Kutthroat erects one side of the table, and then leans it up against the turnbuckle on the outside. Kutthroat picks up Caution, then forces him to backpedal, giving him more room to whip. Kutthroat whips Caution at the table, but Caution dodges the table by leaping up onto the apron beside it. Kutthroat charges toward Caution, who kicks him as he is running. Kutthroat stumbles back, and Caution hops off of the apron. He turns around to face Kutthroat, and then he kicks him in the gut, forcing him to bend over. Caution pulls his upper body back up, then whips him under the bottom rope and into the ring. Caution grabs the table then, and slides it in as well. Finally, Caution gets in. Kutthroat meets Caution at his feet, and Kutthroat kicks Caution in the stomach. Kutthroat then nails a huge DDT on Caution. Kutthroat stands up, and puts one finger in the air. The crowd lets out a huge pop, and Kutthroat begins to make his way to the top turnbuckle.

JR: Not again! Kutthroat is suicidal!

King: Hence his name, obviously!

Kutthroat braces himself with one hand on the rope beside him, waiting for Caution to get to his feet. Caution finally does, and Kutthroat leaps off with a double axe handle. Caution almost catches Kutthroat, executing an atomic drop, sending Kutthroat straight to the mat! Caution walks around the ring, shaking off the cobwebs. After a few moments, Caution bends down to pick up the table. But Kutthroat sneaks up behind him, nailing a forearm before Caution manages to stand up the table. Caution turns around, and the two begin to exchange punches yet again. Caution eventually gets forced into the corner turnbuckle, where Kutthroat begins to choke him. After a 5 count, the ref tries to force Kutthroat off of Caution, and eventually does. Kutthroat turns around and walks off as Caution rests in the corner. Suddenly, Kutthroat turns around and clotheslines Caution in the corner. Caution falls down, slouching against the bottom turnbuckle pad. Again, Kutthroat starts choking Caution with his foot. Kutthroat backs off, then walks over, picking up the table. Kutthroat braces the legs of it, and sets it down in the center of the ring. Kutthroat then walks over and picks up Caution, dragging him over next to the table. Kutthroat then sticks Caution's head between his legs, and faces the table. Kutthroat swings Caution up onto his shoulders, ready for a powerbomb. Caution shakes his head, worried. Then, Caution swings his legs off Kutthroat, and hops down to the opposite side of the table. Caution jumps up and nails a dropkick across the way, on Kutthroat. Kutthroat stumbles back a few steps, then bends over. Caution slides the table out of the way, and charges at Kutthroat. Caution nails a high-knee across Kutthroat's face, sending him to the mat again.

JR: This match is definitely going back and forth, King!

King: No way! Caution is dominating this match!

Caution runs against the ropes, and nails a leg drop across the chest of Kutthroat. Caution picks Kutthroat up, and kicks him in the stomach. Caution runs against the ropes again, then nails a swinging neckbreaker on the way back. Caution crosses his arms as if to say "That's it", receiving major heat. Caution situates the nearby table adjacent to the ropes, then walks over to pick Kutthroat up again. Caution rears back and punches Kutthroat a few times, before pushing him back into the ropes, right next to the table. Caution whips Kutthroat against the opposit ropes, and waits for him to come back. Caution is prepared for a drop toe hold, but Kutthroat baseball slides under the table and out of the ring! Caution stands up, and Kutthroat reaches in the ring, tripping him. Kutthroat hops up onto the apron, and then on the top turnbuckle. Kutthroat waits for Caution to stand up, then leaps off, hitting a huge flying clothesline! Kutthroat stands up, and does his signature taunt by dragging both thumbs across his throat. After that, Kutthroat drags the table out to the center of the ring. Kutthroat then pulls Caution to his feet. He positions Caution's back facing the table, and then Kutthroat ducks down and executes the KutCutter! Caution's body crashes through the table. The ref calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

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JR: Wow, King! What a KutCutter through the table! I bet Caution will be getting some medical help in the back after that one. Well, up next, we�ve got a three way dance for the European title!

The lights in the arena all die down slowly, as �Stalker Song� begins to play. It starts quiet, picking up when the arena is pitch black...

"No one knows my name, where I come from,
No one sees my face, sees me coming,
You can never hide, if I want you,
You can't even try, keep from crying..."

As the song crescendos into the main segment a silver pyro flares up at the top of the ramp while light fills the ring to reveal Slash standing at its center. With arms outstretched in a "Y" branched crucifix position; his gaze is transfixed upwards to the dark ceiling. Slowly he lowers his head, gazing out at the crowd behind his mask with the music dying out after the second verse.

"Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine blasts through the arena speakers as red and silver strobe lights flash in the crowd. Three 7's, dripping with blood, appear on the tron. As Zach screams "Come On!", Kris Karnage appears at the enteranceway, poses for the crowd and struts towards the ring.

The Alcatraz drum starts to play. AK comes out, he stands on the entrance ramp, and pounds his chest with his left hand and throws his hands in the air in a fist. �Whatever� by Godsmack blares into the arena. He walks to the ring to enjoyable heel heat.

Triple Threat European Title Match
Slash� vs. AK vs. Kris Karnage
BOOKED BY: DOUBLE H

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The European Champion, Slash, prances himself back into the turnbuckle, while AK runs straight for KK. KK takes AK over in a Headlock Takedown and picks AK back up in a headlock. KK rushes forward with AK in the headlock and turns it into a Bulldog Headlock. Slash moves out of the corner and punches KK several times in the back, sending KK onto the mat for a moment. KK gets back to his feet, as does AK and the three men begin to deal punches to each other. The champion is being hammered on by both men, dazing him. AK and KK whip Slash into the ropes and when Slash bounces back, he Clotheslines both men to the mat. Slash curses at both men and then punches some more on KK. Slash lifts KK up and Scoop Slams him back down. As Slash lifts his head up, AK lands a kick right to his gut. AK Headbutts Slash, then Pump Kicks him down. AK goes to lift Slash up, but is interrupted by KK, who smashes AK�s face right into the mat with by his hair. KK repeatedly smashes AK�s face into the mat, face-first, until Slash Dropkicks KK in the nose. KK is quick to his feet, but isn�t fast enough to stop Slash from giving him a Swinging Neckbreaker. The move has little effect on KK, as he gets to his feet almost immediately after the move. KK uppercuts Slash, and continues to do so until he backs Slash up into the ropes. Slash interrupts the process with a knee to KK�s gut and then Clotheslines him down. Slash tries to work on KK, but AK tackles Slash to the mat and mounts 5 punches to his face. AK picks Slash up and deals him several shots to the kidneys and a Vertical Suplex. KK walks up behind AK and rams his face into the turnbuckle. AK turns around in the corner and then gets Shoulder Thrusts from KK. KK allows AK to stumble out of the corner and then DDTs him. KK picks AK up and tosses him through the second rope and to the floor. As KK turns around, he is greeted with a Somoan Drop from Slash. Slash picks KK up and whips him into the ropes. Slash telegraphs and pays for it with a Running DDT from KK. KK picks the champ up and whips him into the ropes. As Slash bounces back, KK Superkicks him over the top rope. KK walks to the ropes and exits the ring. On the outside, he runs into a Dropkick from AK. AK gets KK to his feet and repeatedly lands Knife-edge Chops to the sternum of KK, instantly turning his chest red. AK grabs KK by the hair and smacks his face hard into the steel steps. AK does it again, and one more time before Slash rams AK�s head into the steps as well. Slash picks AK up and whips him into the ring post. He quickly walks over to the fallen AK and grabs him in a German Suplex position. Slash then tries to German Suplex AK, but AK flips out of it and delivers a Facecrusher to Slash. By this time, KK is up to his feet and has the steel steps in his hands. He walks towards AK and Slash and mashes AK�s face in with the steps. KK drives the steps into AK�s sternum and gut, driving the wind right out of him. He picks AK up and Piledrives him into the mats. KK then picks Slash up and throws him into the steps. KK grabs Slash by the hair and Russian Legsweeps him onto the mats. KK taunts his opponents and then the crowd, and receives huge heat. He picks up AK and rolls him into the ring, leaving Slash on the floor.

JR: This European Title bout has been back and forth so far, King. It doesn�t look like a definite winner will be determined just yet.

JL: Boy you said it, JR. These are three prime examples of great, young WTFL heels fighting to beat the living crap out of each other.

KK rolls into the ring, but gets stomped in the spine by AK. AK lets KK get to his feet and catches him in a Standing Powerslam. AK picks KK up and deals him some hook punches, which back KK up into the turnbuckle. AK starts to unmercifully stomp on KK, and them chokes him with his foot. Slash rolls into the ring and lands a forearm shot to AK�s spine, which sends him to the mat. Slash picks AK up and whips him into the ropes, but AK reverses, sending Slash instead. Slash receives a Hip Toss on the way back. Slash rolls to his feet, and gets a Headscissor Takedown from AK. KK gets up and charges towards AK, and gets a Calf Kick to the face. Both Slash and KK get to their feet and charge at AK, and they get a Double Clothesline! Slash rolls into the corner, but KK stands up. He stumbles right into the �Gas Station A Blazing� from AK! AK covers KK�[1�2�kick-out]. AK boots KK in the chest and the gets a knee to the face from Slash. Slash picks AK up and knees him several more times in the face. Slash then takes AK down in a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Slash Legdrops AK and then throws him into the corner. Slash sets AK up on the top rope and delivers some punches to his face. Slash tries for a Superplex, but is low blowed by KK, and then gets a Running Powerbomb out of the corner! KK rolls off of Slash, but gets a Missile Dropkick to the face from AK. AK picks Slash up and boots him in the gut. AK then Brainbusters Slash. AK picks Slash up and whips him into the ropes. AK telegraphs, and gets a boot to the face. Then Slash Body Press Drops AK hard into the mat. Slash taunts AK but gets a German Suplex from behind by KK�[1�2�kick-out]. Slash gets to his feet and lands a Drop Toehold on KK. Slash mounts KK and applies a Sitting Reverse Armbar. KK screams in pain as the champ applies more pressure. KK isn�t giving up, so the referee forces Slash to let go. When he does, he is Backbroken down by AK. AK picks Slash up and slams him back down. AK goes upstairs and is about to land some type of high flying move on Slash when he is crotched by KK. KK climbs to the top rope and DDTs AK off, dazing him instantly. KK walks over to the recovering Slash and gets a low blow. Slash punches KK a few more times before landing the �The Slipknot�! Slash then slowly makes his way to the tope rope and executes a perfect �The Fallen onto KK! Slash hooks KK�s leg�[1�2�thr�kick-out!]. Slash gives the referee the finger and prepares KK for his finisher, but is elbowed in the back of the head by AK. AK then proceeds to Pedigree Slash. AK picks Slash up and delivers the �Poolcleaner� to Slash! AK makes a cover�[1�2�thr�kick-out!]. AK lifts Slash to his feet and DVDs his hard into the mat. As AK goes to follow through, KK Diving Reverse DDTs AK. KK picks AK to his feet and �Vegas Neckbreakers� AK! KK covers AK�[1�2�thr�kick-out!].

JR: My Lord! What great action here!

JL: No one is going down here!

KK picks AK up and whips him into the turnbuckle. The referee goes over to check on AK and winds up on the receiving end of a Body Splash intended for AK, sending him sprawling to the mat. KK curses at the referee, but gets �The Gallows� from Slash!!! Slash goes for the cover, but there�s no referee. Slash walks over to find the referee, and gets Speared by AK. AK lifts Slash to his feet and gives him the �Karmello-Plex�!!! AK covers Slash, but still no referee. AK sees both men down, so he goes to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and sets it up near the corner. He walks over to KK, and gets his legs swept out from under him. KK picks AK up and gives him the �Million Dollar Death�! KK shoves AK�s limp body aside and picks up Slash. KK throws Slash into the corner with the table and props Slash up on the top rope. KK climbs to the top, so that he is behind Slash. KK then locks Slash in position and beautifully drives Slash through the table with the �Blood Bankruptcy�!!! KK shoves the pieces of table to the mat and covers Slash. A groggy referee returns to the ring as of now. He begins to the count�[1�..2�..thr�..] the count is broken up at the last minute by AK! AK elbows KK in the head and picks him up. AK goes for his finisher, but KK leaps over AK. KK goes for a Clothesline, but AK ducks under, lands a strong gut kick and drills KK with the �Karmello-Plex�!!!

JR: Yet another finisher! Will this do it?!

JL: I don�t think so, JR!

AK hooks KK�s leg, as the referee counts�[1�2�3!]!

JR: Yes! Andy Karmello has defeated Slash and Kris Karnage to become the European Champion!

JL: Finally, it�s over!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Winner <(And NEW WTFL European Champion)>:Andy Karmello!

�Whatever� by Godsmack hits as AK takes his belt and leaves to huge boos.

Suddenly, �Victory or Death� by Twista hits. Rawcus runs down to the ring and slides in. He walks over the recovering KK and assaults him. Rawcus whips KK into the ropes and Spinebusters him. Rawcus picks KK back up and boots him several times, sending him to the mat. Rawcus goes over to the announcer and steals his chair. He slides into the ring with it and picks KK up. Rawcus smacks the chair and dents it over KK�s head, busting him wide open! Rawcus drops the chair and picks KK up. Rawcus grabs KK and delivers the �No Respect� to KK onto the chair! Rawcus spits on KK, then leaves through the crowds to boos.

JR:What the Hell?!?! Rawcus just brutally assaulted Kris Karnage! Get him some help out here, now!

JL: Ha! Kris Karnage loses the match and then gets his ass kicked again by Rawcus!


<< BACKSTAGE >>

The WTFLtron cuts to a shot of the backstage parking lot, where a long black limo is pulling in. The limo stops, and the back door opens to reveal Wolf, Slam, Kid Sampson, and Jake Ellis! The crowd in the arena lets out a huge pop as the AKS exit the limo and grab their gear from the trunk. Kid grabs his gym bag from the trunk and meets Jake Ellis at the side of the limo. They punch their fists together as they walk away from the limo.

JAKE: You ready for tonight, man?

KID: Oh trust me, I�m ready. Ace up the sleeve and everything� how about you?

JAKE: We aren�t the Ass Kicking Soldiers for nothing, Samp.

KID: Oh hell yeah�

The camera passes Kid and Jake as it focuses on Wolf and Slam, who grab their things from the trunk and slam it shut. Wolf and Slam exchange a glance as they walk to the arena door.

WOLF: You know, Slam� now�s the time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

Slam looks at Wolf slyly.

SLAM: And son of a bitch� I�m all out of gum�

Wolf and Slam smile, then enter the arena.


<< RINGSIDE >>


JR: Did you see that, King? The AKS are here, and they�re ready to kick some ass!!

KING: They may be ready, but I don�t know if all the preparation in the world can prepare them for what they�ve got in store for them! Silent Assassin, Right Angle, Non-Retard, Mixx, Sitruk, and Madd Dogg!

The cameras cut to show a promo of WTFL Bad Blood.. what�s happened thus far, and what�s still coming in the night. As the cameras fade back, it shows the crucifix being lowered from the upper parts of the arena.

J.R: As you can see they are setting up the ominous structure, that crucifix that either Zero or X will be perched upon losing what promises to be a classic WTFL match up. And First off I'd like to introduce the man sitting next to me. Here doing a guest commentary spot we have Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!

Mick Foley: *Imitating Right Angle* Thank you! Thank you!...Heh, Thanks for having me.

J.R: No Problem, Mick. Now, Who do you think is the favorite in this match?

Mick Foley: Well, The Obvious FAN Favorite is None Other than Zero. But with that...Zero has much more to lose and I'm not just talking about that X-treme title he holds so dear. X, going in here is the underdog, Beginning 0-1 against Zero and that isn't a good record to have going into a match with Zero. But, Then again...Like I always say: "Beware the man who has nothing to lose". And X is that Man. And in this type of Match...You must beat your opponent to the point that He can't fight anymore, and you have to have enough energy left over to put your opponent up on the cross and lift it up. X has to take the fight...out of the God of Fight. Should be a hell of a Match.

J.R: Well it looks like they are still getting the Cross prepared...Let's see what brought us here:

+ PROMO +

"Jerk Off" By Tool Begins to play in the background....

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong....and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross....the....line. But it must not be true for...Jerk Off's just like you!!

Zero = A number, meaning nothing, a null state.

X= A Letter in the Alphabet. An unknown, a part of an equation.

X: "In Fact, I HATE YOU. And I can't wait until you meet your demise at the hands of Fallout!"

Clips of Fallout Destroying Zero on Wednesday Extreme and X jumping in helping Fallout load him into the coffin, shutting the lid to a deafening BOOM! X and his Sovereign proceed to run things in the Elite/Sovereign fued.

"Knife Party" By Deftone's Hits...Zero returns and comes out from the darkness into an ovation Clearing the ring of Fallout, Madd Dogg and X

Zero: There is only one thing that my dark heart desires....REVENGE!

And maybe...it just take longer.....To catch a.....TOTAL ASSHOLE!! Well, I'm tired of waiting....

Zero takes on X in his patented Zero's Rules Match and Destroys X resulting in him leaving the federation temporarily only to return as Illusion...and Gideon.....

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong....and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross....the....line. But it must not be true for...Jerk Off's just like you!!

Zero is shown interfering in Gideon's match after his European title win.....Zero Reveals Gideon to be non other than X!!

..And maybe....It's just Bullshit....and I should....Play GOD...and....SHOOT YOU MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!

Zero Gives Gideon the Zero Driver!

Because I'm tired of waiting......

X and Zero to Trade blows in a war of Words....Then, Zero interferes at Breakdown and Cost X his European Title!

Consequences dictate....our course of action and it doesn't matter what's right. It's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate.......my course of action I should play GOD and SHOOT YOU MYSEEEEEEEEELLF! - I'm Very Tired of Waiting.....

X:"And if Michael were conscious, he'd be asking me about Zero, so let me say this about Zero: Zero, he is the ultimate fool. Why he even interfered, costing me the European title, is beyond me. But with that he did seal his fate with blood."

X Interferes after Zero defends against ICE....Throwing him through the hell in a cell

X:If you tempt the snake, you'll get bitten, and Zero, you've been within striking range for a long time; and my venom is the recourse that will follow you wherever you go.

Zero: You owe me something, X. There is something to be learned from beating your ass to mat over and over and OVER!

I should.....Kick You!

Zero's Hits the Z-DDT on X

Beat You!

X Attacks Zero with a Chair!

Fuck You!

Clips of the Glass House match are shown

[Zero:X, you are The NEW Alternative. Heh, But the Alternative To a Man's Penis is Dildo. The Alternative to Toilet paper is newspaper. Store Bought Pizza is mere Alternative to Delivery. The Hand is the Alternative to a Vagina. Nicorette is the Alternative to a Pack of Salem Lights. Well, Guess what X? After a while, A girl (or you) Wants a man. After a while, a person get tired of of having a scratched up ass with the Lotto number printed on it. After a while you get tired of Going to Comic book conventions (That means you Illusion) and you want to find a girlfriend. After a while...you want a damn smoke! X, Sunday you will learn that when It Comes to Zero Zane...There are no ALTERNATIVES!

AND SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!

+ PROMO OVER: FADE TO RINGSIDE +

"Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails hits as the Arena turns pitch black......

Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all through reality

They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me

When figures from the past stand tall
And mocking voices ring the hall
Imperialistic house of prayer
Conquistadors who took their share

They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me

Calling me, calling me
Calling me, calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me

A red glow emanates from the entrance stage. Smoke begins to pour out of the stage. When the smoke clears, X stands there, head down (Hair Cut) and motionless. He raises he head up and leans it all the way back wit his eyes rolled up into his head X takes in a deep breath and evens out his head. He looks out over the crowd with a grimace. X then raises his arms above his head while flexing his muscles at the same time and letting out a silent scream. X struts down the ramp with an indignantly serious look on his face, looking back at the cross. He reaches the apron where he hops up on it. He turns his back to the ropes while on the apron and stares for a moment over the crowd. X then raises his arms and flexes his muscles again like before, but this time spewing blood from forth his mouth as he lets out a pained scream. He finally steps through the ropes and then goes to every ring post corner taunting the crowd.

J.R: X, Looks Like He's Ready...

Mick Foley: Yeah, He Looks Confident....Damn Confident

Everything goes black.

J.R: And here comes the X-Treme Champion, Zero. To what sounds like...some new Music...

Aenima by TOOL Starts Up....And the Video of the Song Plays as Zero's Titan Tron.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's coming' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

Zero enters walking in a cocky Stone Coldish Manner before head toward the ring he take a good look at the crucifix. He slides under the ropes entering the ring. Zero then goes to the center of the ropes and climbs on them taunting his fans as Gray-Blue-ish Pyros go off on both adjacent turnbuckles and in a HHH-like manner, taunts The Crowd.

DING DING

The Crowd Roars as X and Zero Square off. Zero and X get in each other's faces for some trash talk. X pushes Zero. Zero pushes X. X goes for a punch, but it is blocked by Zero and he begins a volley of his own punches as this match has officially started. Zero continues his volley of punches and soon whips X into ropes on X's Return Zero telegraphs a Kitchen sink send X flipping over his knee into the Mat. Zero taunts for X's to get up. X soon gets to his feet with the Aid of Zero. X begins to struggle and twists around making this a side headlock. X, while stooped over begins to Elbow Zero in his Chest over and over until Zero releases the hold. X hits Zero with some rapid kicks to the mid section. Zero swings a wild fist at X in an effort to fight back but X ducks underneath and ends up behind Zero - only to hit a Back Suplex! Zero gets to his feet...Swinging Neck breaker to Zero...Zero gets up again and by this time X has bounded off of the ropes and is charging towards Zero. Zero ducks telegraphing the move and sending X to the outside with a Backdrop.

J.R: Damn what a Back Drop to the Outside from Zero...

Mick Foley: Oh! Zero's Going up Top!

Zero kneels perched on the top rope like a gargoyle. X Gets to his feet and Zero nails him with a Flying Dropkick sending X flying into the Steel Stairs! The Stairs Rattle loudly as they jar loose and the crowd cheers.

Mick Foley: Man, Great Move...Right into the unforgiving steel stairs...Heh, Now only if Zero could get up...

X and Zero slowly get to their feet. Zero charges at X and X gives him a lethal drop toehold....Into the Steel Stairs! Zero Grabs his mouth as his is sprawled out over the stairs. X gets to his feet holding his head and sends a series of stomps into the small of Zero's Back before pulling him to his Feet. X then Whips Zero into the Barricade! X picks up the stairs and tosses them at an injured Zero...Zero moves out of the way! Narrowly having his head crushed by the steel stairs. Zero Begins to get to his feet...WHAM-CRACK! X comes out of nowhere with a piece of lumber across Zero's Head!! X Grabs Zero a tosses him back into the Ring.

J.R: Right upside Zero's Head with that lumber. X is working fast to keep Zero down and now is controlling this match...

X reach reaches under the ring and pulls some more things out...More lumber, A trash can, A table and a Black Steel Chair. X holds the Steel Chair in the Sky Taunting Zero. X makes his way back into the ring only to be met by Zero's boot in the Back of the head. Upon being hit X drops the steel chair and Zero starts to light into X with the crowd behind him the Whole Way. Zero whips X into the Ropes...Hooks the Leg...Capture Suplex! X gets up holding his Back...Arm Drag....X gets back up...Kick, DDT! X gets up again...Zero whips him into...No! Reversal, Zero is whipped into the Turnbuckle. X charges in...Kick from Zero! Zero hops up on the Turnbuckle...Tornado DDT! Both men are on their backs....

J.R: Both competitors Just giving their all here...

...Both men begin to get to their feet....The Crowd Starts Chanting Zero's Name...Both men are to their feet as they start exchanging punches...lefts and rights...and finally X ends it with a Forearm to the bridge of Zero's Nose. X follows it up with a knee to the midsection. X grabs Zero around the waist as he kneels down...Taunts the Crowd...Gut wrench Suplex! But X holds on! He Lefts Zero back into the same position...Gut wrench powerbomb!!

J.R: Rolling Gut wrench Suplex-Powerbomb combo!!

Mick Foley: If X is gonna win he is definately gonna have wear Zero Down and Zero is known for his stamina and endurance...

Zero is near out cold from that combo...X goes to the outside....Slides in the Table and the Lumber. The Crowd Begins a "We Want Tables" Chant. X yells back: "SHUT UP" as he picks up the piece of lumber...Zero slowly gets to his feet. X charges in....CRACK! Lumber breaking right over Zero's Face!! Zero is on the ground obviously in Pain...X comes over and Kicks him over on his stomach...X takes a piece of the Lumber and locks it hard in Zero's Already bleeding mouth and Rears Back like a Camel Clutch!! Zero screams from the terrible pain...

J.R: Looks...Like...OH NO! Zero is losing it....

Mick Foley: The Pain is Too great for him....

Zero is seemingly out cold....X looks at Zero Laughing....X then gets to his feet Taunting the Crowd and point towards the Cross. BAM! From Behind Zero hits him below the belt. X stoops over the ropes in Pain...Zero seemingly walks up the turnbuckle and Jumps off to the outside! Landing a Flying Punch into the Back of X's Head...Snapping his Neck against the Ropes! Zero reaches under the ring and pulls out a black steel chair of his own then slides back into the ring...stalking...waiting for X to get to his feet. X gets to his feet and puts his hands up in a heel-ish fashion...Zero shakes his head "no" and points to the steel chair across the ring...

J.R: Looks Like Zero want X to pick up that Steel Chair as well...

Mick Foley: What the hell is he doing?

X picks up the steel chair...Zero beckons him...

J.R: The Hell?...Looks Like.....A...Duel...

X charges at Zero with Overhead shot from the Steel Chair....CLANG! Blocked by Zero's Chair! Zero knees X to the Midsection. Goes for his own Overhead shot...CLANG! Blocked by X! X goes for a Mid Section Jab with the Steel Chair...CLANG! Zero brings his stair to his chest blocking his Chair Shot! X swings sideways...Zero ducks and jabs him in the midsection...X is stooped over...Zero takes his chair and holds it up to X's, then...Zero Kicks his Chair!! Kicking both into X's Face!! X falls back against the ropes losing the Chair...Zero cuts his throat with his thumb...and Hits X on the side of the Head Edge Wise with the Steel Chair! X goes flying out of the ring.......

Mick Foley: Good God...Zero could have killed X..

J.R: Both men are out for blood...

Zero goes to the top rope with the chair. X slowly begins to get to his feet...Zero leaps off chair aimed for X's back! CRACK! X Kicks the Chair Right into Zero's Face!! The Crowd Boos as X picks Zero up looking angry...he hits him with some jabs and knees Zero in the midsection...X grabs the back of Zero's head taking him over to the announcers table X goes to bash Zero's head into the table...Zero reverses! And Plants X's Head into the table! Zero goes for it again...X reverses! Plants Zero's head into the Table! X goes for it again...Zero reverses! X reverses...Both men are holding on...and Both Men Plant each other's faces into the Table! After the impact both men are on the table...and soon fall to the floor almost completely depleted of energy. X gets up. Zero gets up...and they part ways? X goes under the ring and gets some more things out...Two pair of Handcuffs!! Zero pulls out...A steel link Chain!! Zero wraps in around his fist and slides into the ring...but not before X does! X plants him with some boots to the back...X pulls Zero to his feet...and Zero starts Fighting back...Nailing him with that steel chain wrapped fist! X throws a punch back...Blocked! Zero twists his arm...Taunts! Crowd Cheers! Twisting Armbar Famasser!! Zero extends the chain and whips X in the back with it! WAP! WAP! Zero continues to rain blows of steel fury upon X...Zero takes the chain and wraps it around his neck lifting him up...

Mick Foley: Zero's usin' that chain to his advantage...

X kicks backwards into Zero's Crotch! X hurriedly exits the Ring...He starts to make his way to the stage area..but Zero Hold the chain for separate ends and snags it over X's Neck!! Zero's crosses the Chain and Rears Back Sending X into the Air Struggling!!

J.R: I can't Believe it! Zero is trying to hang X!

Zero rears all the way back reaching for...the Handcuffs! Zero grabs them! He attaches one to a link...and loops it under the bottom rope to the other side and the other end of the chain! X is hanging from the apron!! Zero leans over and yells into X's face as the Crowd starts chanting..."Zee-Are-Oh" Over and Over. Zero Leaves X choking and red and grabs the steel chair from the outside...Zero takes his time getting to the other side where the ramp is and X his have the life choked out of his by those chains...

J.R: What is Zero...Doing...Oh-No..

Zero comes around the corner, dented chair in hand. Zero looks up at X...

Mick Foley: Looks like it's pinata time for X...

J.R: No, Zero don't do it!!

SMACK! Right across X's face! SMACK!...Rears back....SMACK! X begins Bleeding! Blood gushing forth from his forehead...Zero wipes his blood off of his forehead and Slam the Chair into him again!! Zero hops up on the Apron and lifts the Chain from under X's chin and X falls dead to the floor like a sack of potatoes...

Mick Foley: Heh, Zero killed X! You Bastard!

J.R: I can't believe you are enjoying every minute of this....

Zero kicks X while he's down to check for movement...X can't move...

J.R: It's over folks....

Zero looks at the tables...He's not done with X...Zero looks at the stage area and goes to the side of the ring and grabs the two tables and slowly lifts them over onto his shoulders carrying them to the stage area...X stirs a bit...Zero drops the tables under the titan tron...Zero looks down the ramp way....Takes a deep breath and begins setting up the table to a pop! Zero sets the two tables up side by side. Zero then makes his way to X. Zero Picks X up and drags him by his foot slowly up the ramp...leaving a faint trail of blood...

Mick Foley: Zero conserving energy...dragging X up the ramp. But Zero Has those table set up so you know he is not done with X.

Zero looks down at X and stands over X taunting him and pointing towards the tables. Zero Grabs X's Legs and Locks him in the Finalizer!! X almost immediately wakes up up screaming in pain!! Zero releases him and throws him onto the tables. Zero then at a good look at that crucifix and walks up to it pulling the chain back Zero takes several step to the side spinning the cross around on it's rolling base, Zero bring it close to the titan tron on a 180 and releases it, creating a ramp for him to climb on the titan tron...Zero slowly and carefully climbs up the cross on the titan tron and inches his way above X and those tables. Zero looks Down at X...and spits on him! Zero turns around and signals for the Twisting Senton Bomb. With Zero back turned he doesn't see X quickly roll off the tables...

J.R: Looks like X was Playing Possum...Zero is going to...No-Wait...No, X!

X pushes the Tables out of the way! Zero leaps off....THUD!! Onto the Hard steel Ramp!! Zero Grabs his back and kicks out in horror!! X begins laughing like maniac as "HOLY SHIT chants start up and as his blood drip down his face. X takes out some time to spit on Zero!! X picks Zero up and grabs him from behind is head...and send he careening off the Stage!!!

J.R: Oh My God...This is going from bad to worse. Two! Some odd 14-15 foot falls...Zero isn't going to be getting up...

Mick Foley: Let's Not count him out yet...He is the X-treme champion he knows what at stake..

X looks up at the cross to do some modifications of his own X grabs the chains and pulls it in front of the titan tron laying it down in a flat position...X slowly Limps Back Stage and Brings out a bag...Of BARBWIRE!! X spend some time attaching it around the horizontal ends of the cross meticulously setting it up so that Zero will be in pain when he is attached to the cross...

J.R: X, Taking his sweet time...He has all the time in the world...at...what this?

Mick Foley: What in the hell?

Zero Slowly limps his way up the Ramp...

J.R: Zero is Up!! Zero Is Up!! You can't take the fight out of the God of Fight!!

Zero slowly charges in...X turns around...SPEAR! From X. X begins sending blows into Zero's Cranium over and Over and Over! X picks up Zero barely hanging onto consciousness. X Hits a Suplex onto the steel ramp and onto Zero's Back. X goes to the Tables and pulls them over...X picks Zero up into a Suplex....X-Driver Into the Table!!! Zero is totally unconscious...X piles through the wreckage and drags Zero out of it up to the cross...

J.R: I can't believe this!! X...is....winning!!

X barely uses his last strength to pulls him up on the cross his arms out stretched. X grabs the bag and uses it to twist The Barbwire across Zero's Wrist. Zero wake up suddenly...but too late...The more he resists the more the Barbwire cuts his wrist. X says something to Zero as he twists the last bit of barbwire across his hand...He goes around the front...

Mick Foley: I can't believe it...

Pulls the chain...

J.R: Zero was thrown 14 ft on this back twice...Put through a table...Chair shots...Just....this is what it's come too.

Lifts a screaming Zero up to win the match.

WINNER and New X-Treme Champ - X!!

The Crowd Boos. Things Are Thrown at X. X looks up at Zero laughing Throwing those same cup up at him...Zero keeps resisting the barbed wire...cutting his wrists...X Continue his harassment as he is passed the X-treme title...This just infuriates Zero as he start violently moving the cross, jumbling it and shaking it as the crowd boos. X turns his back on Zero holding The X-Treme Title in the air to thousand cursing his name.

J.R: Zero is I-RATE!

Mick Foley: But nothing can be done...X actually won cleanly.

Crack...Creak...X doesn't notice....X turns around Zero has struggled to the point where the Crucifix is just in reach of the Floor. Zero keeps struggling despite his bond cutting his wrists...and he drops onto the floor...X takes a few steps back...Zero charges X with all of his strength...SPEAR! From Zero!! Zero is shouting gibberish while pummeling X...X is screaming and can't believe it...Blood is everywhere...

J.R: Zero is Attacking X!!

Mick Foley: What is he doing he's lost the match! He should be seeking medical attention...look at his wrist! They're cut!! He could kill himself getting a last say with this unsportsmen like conduct...

J.R: even I have to admit Zero has gone Mad...

Zero curses X out and Picks him up dragging him all the way back to ringside...Zero whips X into the apron and throws him into the ring. Zero follows X tries to get up but Zero Dropkicks him to the ground...Zero is striking quickly with X every time X gets up Zero attacks raining fist upon him...Zero is pacing around the ring as X is laid out....Officials run down...one get sin the ring...receives the Zero Driver. The Other official wizens up and stay away...Zero paces the ring and drops to his knees holding his head screaming over and over...Zero doesn't know what to do with himself...he stand up and walks over to X whipping him into he turnbuckle. Zero sloppily lifts him up towards the crowd...

J.R: Oh-No...We better move...I've seen Zero do this to Wolf...

Zero holds onto X in a Suplex position....Suplex through the Announcers table on the Outside!!! X's Body Goes through the Table as Zero's Head hits the end of it knocking him cold. The EMTs and Officials Hover around making sure both men are out. EMTs start to tend to both men...

�The *New Dx* Theme� hits and Sweet Candy comes out to masive Green Pyros! Green Lighting! The works! They gett to the rings and wait, then do the Dx Crouch Chops with Green Pyro shooting into a X form.

As the lights go out and the arena fills with red, "Runaway" by Linkin Park plays stridently throughout the arena and the crowd burts into a frenzy. The Groovy Loonies appear at the top of the ramp with their Tag Team Titles around their wastes and accompanied by their manager Mr Balls. Mr Balls stands in front of the tag team champions as they each strike a pose to a mass of cheers as the music continues to play.

...I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind...

The three men stroll towards the ring, slapping hands with the nearby fans and soaking up the applause. Superhez slides underneath the ropes and enters the ring while RJ and Mr Balls walk around the side of the ring. Mr Balls takes a seat at the announcers table as RJ hops up the steel ring steps and walks along the apron until he is dead centre between the opposite ring posts. RJ faces the crowd and after a brief pause he thrusts both arms in the air as pyros blow from the four corners of the ring. While the pyros simulate fire-blowing continually-he gets through the smoke and sparks and into the ring. All the lightshow dissipates and both RJ and Superhez mount opposite turnbuckles to a large amount of cheering by the fans. They each have a tag title belt in hand and raise them high above their heads to a huge amount of cheers, they then decend from the turnbuckles and slap high fives
and wait for the match to start.

Lights flicker on and off then go out. �Dope Show� breaks out followed by a shower of boos. QK walks around inside the crows anyway getting beers thrown at him left and right, then he does a Super Crazy Moonsault entrance to the ring. Ja Lam enters from the stage and joins his partner in the ring.

Triple Threat Tag Team Title Ladder Match
TGL vs. Sweet Candy vs. Alcatraz
BOOKED BY DOUBLE H

Ding! Ding! Ding!

All three teams discuss strategy silently with each other for a moment. RJ, SDW, and QK start off against each other, as Superhez, JL, and EC square off against each other. RJ starts with an Armdrag to a QK and a Drop Toehold to SDW. Both men get back up quickly and walk into a single legged kick from RJ. RJ runs to the standing SDW and gives him a Hurricarana. RJ then gives QK a Spinal Tap and drops an elbow into his sternum. Meanwhile, Superhez takes down JL and EC with a Double Clothesline. EC eats a Dropkick and JL takes a Manhattan Drop. TGL high five each other, but get walloped by all four opponents. SDW and QK stomp away on RJ as JL and EC elbow drop Superhez. QK and SDW get a Double Suplex in on RJ and toss him to the floor. EC and JL Double Heel Kick Superhez to the floor. QK and SDW begin to exchange punches, as do JL and EC. JL beats out EC and Snap Suplexes him hard to the mat. SDW loses his bout with QK and gets a Jawbreaker. QK mounts punches on SDW and then chokes him. EC battles back on JL and DDTs him. EC Splashes JL and repeats the same move again. On the outside, TGL grab four chairs, eight tables, and a ladder and set them all near the ring apron. EC whips JL to the ropes, and TGL holds the ropes down, sending JL to the floor. EC and SDW double team QK and throw him to the floor as well. RJ runs up on the barricade and dives off, connecting with the standing JL. Superhez runs the barricade as well and Dropkicks QK back to the floor. Sweet Candy step to the outside and attack TGL. TGL fights them off and Sweet Candy go flying into steel steps. As JL gets up, RJ Neckbreakers him back down to the mat. Superhez Backdrops QK onto the mats as well. TGL starts to viciously stomp on Alcatraz, but are again interrupted by Sweet Candy. EC Atomic Drops Superhez, as SDW Clotheslines RJ. SDW picks RJ up in a Spread Eagle type move, but RJ flips out of the move, and smacks SDW�s face into the ring post. EC, however, dominates Superhez with a Suplex and a Legdrop. EC picks Superhez back up, but is taken down by JL. JL stomps on EC and delivers a Standing Moonsault to him. On the other side of the ring, RJ is taken down by QK. QK stomps on RJ and Piledrives him onto the concrete. QK picks SDW up and beats on him with stinging jabs and a Cross DDT. QK follows with a knee drop to the groin. JL walks over to one of the four chairs and picks one up. He waits for Superhez and EC to get up. JL whacks EC over the head with the chair, but Superhez ducks under the shot. He boots JL and steals the chair away from him, then blasts it over JL�s head. Superhez picks JL up and gives him a Shoulder Breaker. Superhez stomps on JL a little and gets EC up. Superhez walks EC over to the chair and places it in his head. Superhez then Van-Damninators the chair right into EC�s face, busting him wide open!

JR: That was a God-awful chair shot, right there!

JL: Yeah! That was great!

QK is still in firm control of RJ and SDW on the other side of the ring. QK has RJ up and Northern Lights Suplexes him onto the floor. SDW, on the other hand, slowly gets up and Russian Legsweeps QK. SDW rolls QK into the ring, and takes the ladder as well. Inside the ring, SDW hammers away on QK with the ladder. SDW whips QK into the turnbuckle and charges at him with the ladder. QK sticks his feet up and kicks the ladder back in SDW�s face. QK them climbs to the 2nd rope and lands a Legdrop on SDW. QK lifts SDW up and beats his face into the top turnbuckle. RJ, now onto his feet, rolls into the ring and attacks QK from behind. QK falls to his feet and gets Bulldogged by RJ. RJ picks QK back up and delivers a Falling Powerslam. RJ sees the ladder, and sets it up inside the 2nd turnbuckle. As he turns to pick QK up, SDW Spinning Heel Kicks him. SDW gets RJ to his feet and throws him gut-first into the ladder. SDW does this two more times, winding RJ badly. SDW climbs up on the ladder, attempting a Moonsault on RJ, but is low blowed by QK. QK climbs up the ladder as well and Russian Legsweeps SDW off the 2nd rope! QK then goes back onto the ladder and lands a Moonsault on SDW. QK goes over to RJ, and gets punched in the gut. RJ Snap DDTs QK to the mat and lands punches into his face. As QK gets to his feet, RJ Sidewalk Slams him back down to the mat.

JR: This is more back and forth than the 2000 election!

JL: You�ve said that before, fat ass!

On the outside, Superhez has lost control to JL. JL lands a Facebuster on Superhez and then walks into a Backbreaker from EC. EC runs over to the stumbling Superhez and uses the barricade to Plancha him onto the floor. EC picks Superhez up and slams his head into the announce table. EC then whips Superhez into the ring apron. EC charges at Superhez, but Superhez lifts EC vertically into the air. EC uses the ropes as leverage and comes down with a huge DDT on Superhez! EC picks Superhez up and sets him up for a Powerbomb, but is clubbed by JL. JL goes over to EC and gets him in a Somoan Drop position. Then JL pancakes EC�s face into the concrete! While JL is beating on EC, Superhez grabs the three remaining chairs and the tables and pushes them into the ring. He rolls into the ring, runs and completes a Diving Body Press, which takes out both JL and EC! Superhez rolls both men into the ring, as now all six men are back in the ring.

JR: What great action we are seeing right now!

JL: Yeah�real great�*yawn*.

Superhez goes over to help his partner, RJ, and TGL hammers away on SDW and QK. TGL boot QK and SDW and land a Stereo DDT. As TGL gets up, they are attacked by JL and EC. JL Clotheslines RJ and EC Backdrops Superhez. JL picks goes to pick up SDW, but is kicked from behind by EC. EC and SDW execute a Spike Piledriver on JL and then go pick up two chairs. As QK gets up, EC slams his chair in QK�s face. JL slowly gets up. As he does, Sweet Candy land the Conchairto on JL! Visibly injured, JL barely makes his way to the corner, where he lay motionless. Sweet Candy pick Superhez up and try to do a Conchairto, but Superhez ducks, and Sweet Candy knock each other out! TGL, now to their feet, along with the crowd laugh at Sweet Candy. TGL walk over to the ladder and set it up in the center of the ring. RJ climbs one side, while Superhez climbs the other. Just as they grab their belts, QK shoves the ladder down, making RJ and Superhez go down hard, as the ladder crashes in between them. QK surveys the damage and sets the ladder up. He starts to climb the ladder and gets half way up when RJ grabs him by the foot. RJ climbs the ladder right behind QK and gives him a Release German Suplex off the ladder!! RJ regains his balance and further climbs the ladder. Before he can grab the titles, SDW folds up the ladder, which sends RJ crashing to the mat. EC goes over to Superhez and exchanges punches. EC wins, and he throws Superhez into the ladder. Sweet Candy load Superhez into the ladder and push the ladder up. Then Sweet Candy takes a chair and slams it into the ladder containing Superhez, bloodying his face. Sweet Candy shove the ladder fiercely down, hurting Superhez. Before they can further do anything else, RJ grabs a chair and slams it into EC�s knee. RJ then whacks SDW over the head with the chair. RJ goes back to work on EC�s knee with the chair. RJ lands several more shots to EC�s knee. RJ lifts EC up and gives him a Kneebreaker. Suddenly, QK comes from behind RJ and Reverse DDTs RJ. QK walks over to a table and sets one up. He grabs RJ and sets him up for the �Equalizer� and hits it through the table! QK picks RJ back up and throws him into the corner. QK goes over the ladder and sets it back up in the center of the ring. QK starts to climb the ladder when Superhez nails him in the back with several chops. Superhez places QK in between his knees and lands the �Hezel Driver�! Superhez goes over to SDW and lifts him up. Superhez tries for a power move, but SDW low blows Superhez and gives him the �Doggie�! SDW sees the ladder and helps his partner, EC, up. EC and SDW start to slowly climb the ladder. Their efforts are stopped when Superhez yanks EC down off the ladder, sending his bad knee hard into the mat! Then Superhez Dropkick�s SDW off the ladder. EC tries to stand, but can�t, so he crawls into the corner and rests. JL starts to get up from the vicious chair shot and blasts Superhez in the spine with a chair. JL sets up a table and picks up Superhez. JL plants Superhez with the �Pit Bull�! JL places Superhez on the table and starts to climb the ladder. When he gets to the top, JL tries for a �Understatement�, but RJ moves Superhez out of the way, and JL crashes hard through the table!

JR: My God! Ja Lam will be feeling that one for a long while!

JL: He�s just been broken in half! Haha!

QK rolls out of the ring for a moment and pulls out two ladders from under the ring. He slides them in, then himself into the ring, and rams TGL with the ladders. QK sets one up in the center of the ring and starts to climb. Superhez and RJ grab QK half-way up the ladder. They nail a 3DB on QK off the ladder! JL slowly gets to his feet, as do both members of Sweet Candy. After a moment, all six men are up and fighting each other. The other two ladders get set up by Sweet Candy. EC goes for a Clothesline on JL, but JL ducks and �De La Croiux Driver�s� EC!!! With chair in hand, QK pounds TGL over the heads with the chair, keeping both men down. SDW fights JL. SDW boots JL and tries to Powerbomb JL, but JL turns it into a DDT. JL starts to climb up the ladder and makes ok progress. When he gets half-way to the belts, he notices Sweet Candy on the other two ladders. JL reaches desperately for the belts, do his swaying knocks the ladder over just before he can pull down the belts. Hanging into the belts in mid-air, JL struggles to snag the belts. Before he can, EC Spears him in the gut, with SDW Missile Dropkicks him in the back, sending JL to the mat hard, title-less. Sweet Candy get up a little slow and walk into a Double Rock Bottom from QK. QK stomps on Sweet Candy and then checks on his partner. TGL, now on the outside of the ring, stack two tables on top one another. They re-enter the ring and Double Powerbomb QK. TGL whips QK into the ropes and wait for him to come back. As he does, TGL 3D him. As they are distracted with QK, Sweet Candy are climbing two ladders to reach for the Tag Belts. TGL turn around and see this. They then shove both ladders in the same direction, and Sweet Candy fall through the two tables on the outside of the ring!!! With the coast looking clear, TGL set up two ladders and start to climb for the belts. RJ gets 75% up his ladder when JL grabs him by the hair and Diving Reverse DDT�s him off the ladder!!! Superhez gets half-way up his ladder when he is attacked by QK from the other side. QK gets a good wrap around Superhez�s throat, and Double Handed Chokeslam-to Powerbombs Superhez off the ladder! Now, all six men are down!

JR: This is some really great fast-paced action!

JL: Well, duh, JR, that�s what the WTFL is all about!

After about 30 seconds, all six men get to their feet. They all seem to stop the four remaining tables and head for them. TGL takes one, while Sweet Candy gets two and Alcatraz gets one. TGL sets their table down, as do the other teams and they all go after each other. JL takes Superhez; QK takes EC; RJ takes SDW! RJ knees SDW in the face, and then KO�s him with the �Safe Pleasure�!!! EC is taken out by QK with an Evenflow DDT; while JL is taken down with a Powerslam from Superhez. TGL grabs QK and Double Clothesline him. TGL set their table up and place QK in a bad position. RJ goes to the top rope while Superhez holds QK in an Electric Chair Drop. TGL then promptly finish their devastating �Days� End� through the table!!! TGL take all three remaining tables and set one up on each side of the three ladders. They wait for their opponents to get up, and after 15 seconds, they all do. All six men begin to climb the three separate ladders; Superhez and SDW on one; RJ and JL on another; and QK and EC on yet another. All six reach out for the tag team titles. On QK and EC�s ladder, the balance sways, as does on Superhez and SDW�s ladder. Suddenly, the two ladders tip over, and all four men jump for the only remaining standing ladder. The ladder can�t possibly hold all that wait, so it tips over, sending Superhez, EC, QK, and SDW through tables! RJ and JL surprisingly manage to crash to the mat without going through a table. After seconds of huge cheers, JL and RJ make it to their feet. JL boots RJ and gives him the �H20�!! JL slowly sets up a ladder under the title belts and slowly climbs it. After 10 seconds, RJ makes it up the ladder as well. JL has no other choice, but to knock RJ off when he gets to the top of the ladder. After a few seconds, RJ and JL exchange punches, trying to knock each other off. JL wins the fight and tries to grab the belts, but gets a better idea. He hooks RJ�s arm around his head and goes to Superplex him off the ladder through the one remaining table. As RJ is hoisted up, he grabs the Tag Titles and allows himself to be Superplexed off the ladder and through the table!!!!! As he crashes into the mat, he firmly holds the titles in his hands. The referee and everyone else in the ring is surprised to the belts in RJ�s hands. The referee calls for the bell, as the match is over!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Winners <(WTFL Tag Team Champions)>: TGL!

�Runaway� by Linkin Park hits as TGL exists to huge cheers.

JR: That was simply incredible! Those seix young men gave it their all right here, for you, tonight!

JL: Wow! That was simply great!

R3K flashes on and off on the 'tron and Minus Human hits. It's starts off quiet and then starts to get louder. 28 seconds into the song the stage explodes (not literally) and Ragin Lunatik comes out. A trail of fire makes it's way down the sides of the ramp as Ragin stands on the stage. HE flips off the crowd and continues down the ramp. He runs the last ten feet and jumps between the first and second rope into the ring. Pyros come up from the turnbuckles. . .

Smackdown's Preseason ending into Cactus Jack...


US Title Gauntlet Match
Ragin Lunatik vs. RDB vs. Double H vs. Idol �

***DING DING DING***

RDB and RL walk to the center of the ring, and it�s only now that the cameras and crowd can see the whole foot difference in their height. The two men look at each other, desire for the US title in their eyes. RL starts to trash talk RDB, looking down at him. Finally, RDB has had enough and throws a fist up and nails RL in the head! RL then retaliates, bringing his own arm down over RDB. With a size advantage, RL quickly wins the exchange of punches and sends RDB staggering into the corner. RL throws a boot into RDB�s throat, trying to choke him.

JR: Look at these cheap tactics from RDB, King! The ref shouldn�t allow this!

KING: Oh, it�s all legal in wrestling, JR! You should know that!

JR: Still, Ragin has a foot height advantage! He shouldn�t be allowed to manhandle RDB like this!

The ref has to push RL off of RDB, as RL won�t let go of the choke hold. RL paces in the ring as RDB falls to his hands and knees, gasping for air. RL pulls RDB to his feet and whips him roughly to the ropes. RL bends down to back body drop RDB, lifting him over his head and letting him fall to the mat. RL stands above RDB, taunting him relentlessly as the crowd boos. RL runs to the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but RDB manages to roll out of the way! RDB gets to his feet quickly and waits for RL to get up before drop kicking him into the ropes. As RL bounces back, RDB runs forward and spears him! The crowd begins to boo as RDB gets up and taunts them, pointing towards RL. RDB pulls RL to his feet and bends him into a piledriver position. He grabs the back of RL�s trunks and pulls him backwards, forcing his head to the mat with a pulling piledriver. RDB hooks a leg� one� two� kickout by RL!

JR: That was a close one, King.

KING: RDB didn�t even have a chance there!

RDB gets to his feet and gets in the ref�s face about a faster count. As RDB argues his case, RL gets to his feet and grabs RDB from behind, nailing him with a Death Row Drop! RL covers� one� two� RDB kicks out! RL sits up, shaking his head, and then climbs to his feet. The crowd begins to chant something inaudible, and RL leans against the ropes, making obscene gestures at them. He turns back to RDB and pulls him up, then shoves him into the turnbuckle. RL slams a backhand across RDB�s chest a few times, then throws him across the ring into the opposite corner. RDB slams hard into the corner and staggers out. RL runs towards RDB, arm outstretched for a clothesline. But RDB ducks under the clothesline. As RL runs by, RDB kicks him from behind in the groin! RDB then hooks RL�s legs and rolls him back for a pinning combo� one� two� three!!

<< ELIMINATED: Ragin Lunatik >>

The crowd lets out monstrous boos as RDB jumps to his feet after stealing the pinfall from RL! RL gets to his feet and tries to charge towards RDB, but the ref shoves RL back and out of the ring. Then, "Sad, But True" hits at about the 4:01 mark. Double H appears on the stage, arms outstretched. A white, cone shaped light arises from the stage, with arms in a victorious position. At 4:15, he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring, exchanging blows with RDB. Double H manages to outpunch RDB and grabs him by the arm, whipping him into the ropes. RDB bounces off the ropes and runs back to Double H, and manages to give him a swift sliding dropkick, knocking Double H�s legs out from under him. RDB climbs to his feet only to see HH already there. HH slams a running forearm into RDB, knocking him clear over the ropes and out of the ring!

JR: Looks like things could be going downhill for RDB now that a fresh Double H is in the ring!

KING: Definitely! Double H is here for one thing and one thing only� and that�s the US title!

Double H slides out of the ring and stomps RDB to the mat. Then, Double H lifts RDB to his feet and whips him right into the crowd barrier! RDB lands with a smash and the crowd lets out a loud gasp, startled by the move. HH grabs RDB by the head and slams him into the ring post. RDB staggers way, trying to escape HH. Double H walks up behind RDB, but RDB mule kicks HH in the groin, then turns and clotheslines him to the mat!

JR: And just like that, RDB manages to turn this thing around!

HH climbs up using the ring apron as support, but as he does so, RDB runs and plants a knee into Double H�s midsection. RDB grabs HH and rolls him back into the ring. RDB climbs into the ring himself, taunting a booing crowd. RDB pulls HH up, but HH throws a fist right into RDB�s groin! HH then grabs RDB and lifts him up, then drops him in the Pool of Blood!! HH goes for the cover, but leans back off of RDB as the ref hits the two count.

KING: What�s this?!

JR: Double H is deciding not to pin RDB here, which could prove to be a huge mistake!

Double H pulls a dazed RDB to his feet and lifts him into a Tombstone Piledriver position. But RDB starts to kick his legs, and works his way out of the position. RDB slides behind HH and turns him around, then kicks him square in the ribs. RDB forces Double H down and lifts him up for a powerbomb, dropping HH onto the mat. But RDB hangs on to the powerbomb, and starts lifting HH up again�

JR: He�s going for the double powerbomb/sambo suplex combo, King!

RDB gets HH up for the second powerbomb, but HH manages to squirm enough to get out of the hold. HH falls to his feet, grabbing RDB�s head on the way down in a side headlock. HH then taunts the crowd, does a 180 turn, and nails RDB with the Dream Crusher!!

KING: Dream Crusher!!

JR: Double H has hit his finisher on RDB!!

Double H goes for the cover, hooking RDB�s leg� one� two� three!!

<< ELIMINATED: RDB >>

The crowd lets out huge boos as HH rolls off of RDB, both men dazed in the middle of the ring. As HH begins to get to his feet, blue lights flash around the arena and the words "Do You Know What You've Got Yourself Into?" appear on the TWR2Tron. "Letter to the President" hits and the crowd begins booing loudly. A row of fireworks shoot across the stage and Idol appears at the entranceway. Idol has the US Title slung over his shoulder and he runs quickly down the ramp. Idol slides into the ring and slams the title belt into Double H�s head as the ref checks on RDB. HH falls to the ring, stunned from the blow. Idol then drops the belt and shoves the ref away from RDB, then begins stomping away at RDB. Idol eventually forces RDB out of the ring. Idol taunts the crowd as they boo him tremendously. HH slowly starts to get to his feet and sees Idol taunting the crowd. HH walks up behind Idol and grabs him from behind, then nails him with a reverse powerbomb! HH climbs to his feet and pulls Idol up and kicks him into the ropes. HH then whips Idol for the opposite set of ropes. HH runs towards Idol for a clothesline, but Idol ducks. Idol bounces off the opposite ropes and runs back towards HH. Both men then run towards each other, both nailing a clothesline on the other!

KING: Oh my!

JR: What a slobberknocker to determine the US champion!

Both men lay in the ring, motionless, as the crowd cheers for one of them to get up. Finally, Idol gets to his feet and pulls HH up. Idol slams a fist into HH�s face, but HH returns the favor. They exchange another pair of fists, but then as Idol throws his third punch, Double H ducks under the blow. Idol turns around and walks right into a Dream Crusher from Double H!! Double H goes for the pin� one� two� three!!
<< WINNER: And NEW US Champion, Double H >>

The crowd boos as �Sad But True� blasts through the speakers. HH grabs the US title belt selfishly from the ref, holds it in the air, and leaves Idol in the ring.

JR: We�ve got a new US champ! New US champ! What a night!

"The Razor's Edge" by AC/DC hits. The crowd rise to their feet and give a tremendous cheer. Slam and Wolf emerge from the backstage. They raise their arms and signal to the crowd for more, and they respond with an ear deafening pop. Slam and Wolf make their way down the aisle shaking hands and giving high fives to members of the crowd. They then enter the ring. They climb on adjecent turnbucles and taunt the crowd. They then stand in the middle of the ring and wait for their opponents.

"Master of Puppets" hits. Silent Assassin and Right Angle come out to huge heat from the crowd. They make their way down the aisle as fans hurl huge abuse at them. One fans shoves an offensive poster in SA's face. He grabs it off the fan and tears it up. The two eventually enter the ring. Silent Assassin signals for Right Angle to enter the ring first. Right Angle tells SA to get in first. The two begin to argue when the ref orders SA to enter first. Wolf then leaves the ring as Slam approaches SA and the ref rings the bell to start the match.

J.R: Looks like a bit or trouble stirring up already in the Corporate camp

The King: It's nothing J.R., just a little pre-match psycing up to get into the mood of things

J.R.: Yeah right King......

***Ding! Ding! Ding!***

Tag Team Match
The Wolf and Slam vs. Silent Assassin and Right Angle

Slam and Silent Assassin lock up in a grapple. Silent Assassin reverses the grapple into a rear waist lock. He then gets Slam into a Hammer Lock. Slam then grabs SA around the neck with his free hand and executes him a Snapmare Takeover. Slam quickly stand up and drops on top of SA with an elbow, hitting him in the stomach. SA leaps up and holds his stomach in pain. Slam pushes his shoulders to the mat and goes for the early pin. [1.....Tw] SA kicks out. Slam drags SA to his feet. He whips him off the ropes. SA boucnes off them and comes back towards Slam. Slam bends down for the Backbody Drop but SA manages to hit him with a Swinging Neckbreaker. SA then covers Slam for the pin. [1.........2] Slam kicks out.

J.R.: Good counter by SA there

SA gets to his feet and tags in a reluctant RA. RA walks over to Slam and starts stomping him. He then pulls him to his feet nad gives him a Vertical Suplex. He covers Slam for the pin. [1.........2] Slam kicks out! The match begins to get fast, as RA sends Slam to the ropes. SA kicks Slam in the lower back, as he runs into the ropes, and RA catches Slam with a diving clothesline! RA then doesn't hesitate to tag in SA, and they both get to work on Slam. SA and RA send down Slam with a double snap suplex, followed by a double elbow drop. Slam finally gets to his feet, and attempts to tag in The Wolf, but SA surprises him with a high-angled backbody drop! SA then begins to get impatient, as he furiously attempts the Sharpshooter on Slam! Slam doesn't tap out, but SA continues to apply the pressure. SA then gets Slam to his feet, and knocks him right down with a dropkick. SA gets in his corner to tag in Right Angle, and Slam is given enough time to tag in The Wolf. Right Angle gets in the ring, but Wolf is one step ahead of him with a devestating clothesline in the corner! Wolf gets Right Angle on the Turnbuckle, and he seems to be attempting a superplex. Right Angle sends Wolf down with a forearm, and gets Wolf up to his Feet. Right Angle then gets him up in a suplex, and Right Angle jumps off of the turnbuckle. A Top Rope Front Suplex, beautifully performed by Right Angle! He follows up by performing his own version of...the Sharpshooter! Right Angle applies pressure onto Wolf's back. SA sees this, with a disgusted look of his face. Wolf doesn't tap out. SA reaches out his hand, amd asks for a tag in, and RA complies. SA gets tagged in, and Right Angle holds Wolf up in a Full Nelson hold. SA attempts to Clothesline Wolf, but Wolf gets out of the way...SA sends RA down to the mat. Wolf tags in Slam. Wolf then applies the Wolf's Claw onto SA, and Slam sends Right Angle down with the King's Cutter! SA refuses to tap out, and Right Angle is sent out of the ring by Slam. Slam gets in the ring, and hits SA with the King's Cutter! Slam pins SA [1.....2......3!]

***Ding! Ding! Ding!***

Winner(s): The Ass Kickin' Soldiers, The Team Of Slam & Wolf

J.R.: It looks like SA and RA are building a rivalry here!

The King: What an understatement! Look at them, JR! They've about had enough of one another.

"The Razor's Edge" by AC/DC starts, as Slam and Wolf get out of the ring, and make their way out of the arena. Silent Assassin and Right Angle both get in the ring, and they start talking. Right Angle points out what happened near the match, and Silent Assassin just stands there, with his face staring at the ring mat. At a faint distance, Right Angle is heard saying, 'Are you even listening to me?'...Silent Assassin then clotheslines Right Angle, and quickly puts him in the Sharpshooter! "Master Of Puppets" by Metallica is played, after some hesitation, and Madd Dogg and Nightmare run out to the ring together. Madd Dogg and Nightmare break apart the two, and they both stay looking through at each-other from opposites. Madd Dogg begins talking, and gets them both to shake hands. The crowd begins to pull some heat to the Corporation, and they start a 'Corporation sucks' chant. The Corporation leaves the ring, and goes out to the backstage area.

J.R.: Alot of tension here between Right Angle and Silent Assassin. But now near the end, we see The Corporation in a fragile shape. They'll have to settle this all out, if they want to stick together.

The King: What I don't understand is why Silent Assassin has such a short temper when it comes to Right Angle. Right Angle is the greatest technical wrestler in the WTFL, today! Nobody should disrespect him like that.

J.R.: Right, King...

�Why Can�t We Be Friends?� hits through the arena speakers and the crowd lets out a huge chorus of boos. Non-Retard and Richard Pryor walk through the entrance way, one after the other, each giving their own gestures to the fans. Pryor is dressed in his female attire, mocking Heather. As they approach the ring, they both look for Heather at ringside but frown as she isn�t there. They climb into the ring and taunt the crowd some more, but aren�t winning over any fans. NR motions for Pryor to leave the ring, and Pryor walks across the ring to the stairs in an overly acted feminine manner. NR stretches against the ropes when�

Fortune, fame
Mirror vane
Gone insane
But the memory remains!

The crowd lets out a monstrous pop as �The Memory Remains� hits over the speakers. The lights dim and blue spotlights ignite, scanning through the crowd. As the opening phrase of the song ends, white fireworks shoot up from the stage. Kid Sampson walks through the entranceway and stands on the stage for a moment. The fans begin chanting for him and singing the lyrics of the song as he stands and stares at Non-Retard. Then, from behind him, someone starts to walk through the entrance arch� it�s Heather! She walks in front of Kid, facing the ring, glaring at NR and Richard Pryor. The two of them walk side by side down the ramp as the crowd can be heard in the background chanting for Heather.

JR: Oh My Lord, King!! It�s Heather!! She�s returned to Kid Sampson�s side!

KING: Whoo!! Puppies!!!

Kid climbs up the ring stairs and holds the ropes open for Heather to climb through. After NR and Pryor have left the ring, Kid takes a position in the center of the ring. Heather then walks and stands right in front of him. She lifts her arms up in a crucifix pose, and after a brief moment Kid does the same. White pyros erupt from the ring posts as the two stand there in their locked pose, the fans cheering loudly behind them.

Kid�s music begins to fade, and he helps Heather to ringside. Kid then turns back into the ring and sees NR waiting inside for him. The ref holds their six-foot long leather strap and begins connected one end to NR�s wrist. The ref turns to Kid, who immediately extends his own hand for the ref to attach. Once that�s done, he calls for the bell.


No DQ Strap Match
Kid Sampson w/ Heather vs. Non-Retard w/ Richard Pryor

***DING DING DING**

Kid and NR approach each other in the center of the ring, half the length of their bonding laying in the ring. NR looks into Kid�s eyes, then motions to Heather, making a sexual gesture. NR spouts out a few words to Kid, and Kid immediately buries a fist into NR�s head. NR falls to the mat, but quickly regains his footing and throws a fist at Kid. But Kid blocks it, and smashes another right hook into NR, causing him to fall again. NR starts to get up, but charges a shoulder into Kid�s midsection, knocking him to the mat. NR lands on top of Sampson, and begins opening up with rights and lefts into Kid�s face. NR gets to his feet and paces around Sampson for a moment. NR uses the strap to pull Kid across the ring, then begins to stomp on him in the middle of the ring. NR stands above Kid, taunting him. But Kid swings the strap around and uses it to take NR�s legs out from under him. NR falls to the mat and starts to sit up, but Kid quickly dropkicks him in the face! NR starts to sit up once more but gets another dropkick to the face!

JR: Back and forth thus far, with Sampson coming out on top here�

Kid gets to his feet and looks down at NR, who�s clutching his face with pain. Kid pulls NR to his feet and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Kid slowly begins to push NR to the top rope. As Kid climbs up in front of NR, NR knees Kid in the groin and shoves him off. Kid lands in the ring roughly, the length of the strap between the two taut as NR remains on the top turnbuckle. He gives a taunt to the crowd. NR then jumps from the top with a leg drop towards Kid, but Kid rolls out of the way! NR lands right on his ass and bounces into the middle of the ring. Kid slowly begins to rise to his feet. As he gets to a standing position, NR begins to get up as well. Kid crouches slightly, waiting for NR to stand. NR finally gets to his feet and turns to face Sampson, but Kid nails him with a huge spinebuster! Kid rolls NR over and kneels over his back, locking on the Threshold! NR screams out in pain as Kid tries to tear into NR�s shoulder and collarbone area with the submission hold. Finally, Kid realizes that he�s not going to win the match via submission this early in the game, and lets off of the hold. He paces around NR for a moment. From ringside, Heather claps her hands together, cheering for Kid. Across the ring, Richard Pryor stands motionless, eyes darting from the action in the ring to Heather.

JR: I don�t know if I like the look on Richard Pryor�s face, King.

KING: I don�t know if I like the look of Richard Pryor as a whole tonight, JR! Look at him! He�s in a dress!!

Kid pulls NR up to his feet and sets him up for a spinning neckbreaker. But Richard Pryor reaches in and grabs a hold of Kid�s foot, tripping him to the mat. The ref looks out at Pryor, who gives an innocent shrug. NR catches his breath and pulls Kid up, then takes him down with an overhead belly to belly suplex. NR goes for a pin� one� two� Kid kicks out! Richard Pryor walks around the ring, looking innocent as the crowd boos at him. From behind, Heather slowly stalks him. Finally, she grabs his shoulder and turns him around, yelling at him and pointing a finger in his face. Pryor gets enraged and starts yelling back. Heather swings her hand around and slaps him across the face! Pryor falls to the ground, holding his cheek in pain. NR sees this from the ring and leans over the ropes, grabbing Heather by the hair. He pulls her to the ring apron, where he holds her in both hands. Kid however is back on his feet. He sneaks up behind NR and locks his arms around his waist. Kid then pulls NR backwards, hitting a German suplex in the middle of the ring! Kid holds the move on with a bridge for the pin� one� two� NR kicks out!

JR: What a German Suplex pin by Kid Sampson!

KING: Not enough to keep NR down though.

JR: True, King. NR just won�t give up! You�ve got to respect that!

Kid gets to his feet slowly and notices Heather on the apron. He starts to walk to her, but NR trips him up and pulls him back using the strap. Heather climbs through the ropes to try and help Kid. NR gives Sampson a low blow and then floors him with an impact DDT! NR then gets up and comes face to face with Heather. Heather slowly starts to back away, but NR grabs her by the hair and holds her in front of him. Heather sends a slap across NR�s face, which enrages him. NR shoves Heather down into the gutwrench position, and the crowd begins to boo.

JR: He�s not� he�s not going to give her the Graham Cracka Flapjack, is he???

KING: NR�s gone over the edge!!!

NR begins to lift Heather up, but stops. Richard Pryor is on the ring apron, begging to finish Heather off. NR lets go of Heather and shoves her to Pryor. Richard Pryor climbs into the ring and puts Heather in a gutwrench position. NR watches devilishly as Pryor tries to lift Heather up. From behind, Kid slowly begins to get to his feet as Pryor fails to lift Heather. NR gives Richard Pryor some encouraging words and watches as Pryor fails again. NR begins to get upset, but his anger is soon ended as Kid turns him around and hits a Gargoyle Suplex! Richard Pryor looks up only to get slammed in the face by a fist from Sampson! Pryor falls through the ropes to the outside. Kid checks on Heather to make sure she�s okay, but gets nailed from behind with a forearm. Kid stumbles forward and turns around, staggering from a dizzied state. NR runs towards him for a clothesline, but Kid ducks under it. Heather then sends another slap across NR�s face! Sampson then grabs NR in a full nelson hold and hits the Silencer!!

JR: Silencer!! Silencer!!!

Kid falls onto NR for the cover� one� two� three!!
<< WINNER: Kid Sampson >>

The crowd lets out a huge pop as the ref counts three, then cheer as �The Memory Remains� blasts through the speakers. Kid unhooks the strap and stands in the center of the ring. Heather walks in front of him and extends her arms in a crucifix pose as the lights begin to dim. Kid then throws his arms out powerfully to his side as both of them are enveloped in blue spotlights, the sounds of Kid�s theme echoing behind them.

JR: "Up next, the Intercontinental title is on the line, as Nightmare defends it against Adrenaline who won a number one contenders match last Friday at Fear."

Clips show Adrenaline fighting against Ja Lam and Andy Karmello, and then showing Adrenaline getting the win and celebrating.

JR: "Nightmare didn't allow Adrenaline to celebrate his victory for long, after he entered the ring and ambushed him."

Clips then show Nightmare entering the ring, and attacking Adrenaline with the IC title. The clips skip to the part where Nightmare Cataclysm's Adrenaline.

KING: "Yeah, that part was the best!"

JR: "If Adrenaline wins, he gets a small amount of revenge on Nightmare, and can claim to be the first person to beat Nightmare at a Pay-Per View!"

KING: "Not to mention becoming Intercontinental Champion..."

JR: "I was getting to that part..."

The lights shut off as an evil laugh rings throughout the arena then "Set it Off" hits as the TWR2 Tron shows Adrenaline walking towards the stage from his dressing room. Yellow spotlights circle around the arena. A row of yellow and black pyro goes off on the stage as Adrenaline walks onto the stage to a huge pop. He takes off his sunglasses, looks for a second then keeps walking. The TWR2tron shows Adrenaline giving various opponents the Adrenaline Rush. When he gets to the ring, he climbs onto the apron and raises both arms. At the same time yellow pyro shoots up on all four turnposts of the ring.

"Set it off" fades into that background and the lights go out. "Disciple" starts off. As each siren sound plays, blue pyros flash on and off. As the guitar riff kicks in, Nightmare steps out from the curtains and walks down the ramp. The crowd boo as the blue pyros flash on and off, revealing Nightmare's unmasked face every 2 seconds. Nightmare makes it as far as the ring and walks up the ring steps. He pauses for a while on top of the steps and stares for a while, emotionless... he then pulls the IC title off his shoulder and raises it into the air with his right hand to huge heat from the crowd as the lights go back up. Nightmare then steps through the second rope into the ring after throwing the IC over his shoulder again.

Nightmare hands the IC title to the referee who holds it high into the air before handing it from the inside to the outside ring announcer.

**DING DING DING**
WTFL Intercontinental Championship match
Nightmare (c) vs. Adrenaline

Adrenaline runs straight at Nightmare and gives him a few shots to the head. Adrenaline now has Nightmare in the corner and he begins to kick at his mid-section. Nightmare suddenly grabs Adrenaline by the throat and then turns and lifts Adrenaline into the air, before throwing him into the corner! Nightmare gives Adrenaline a series of punches to the mid-section before finishing it off with a huge punch to the head. Adrenaline falls to the mat chest first. Nightmare then grabs Adrenaline's hair and picks him up. He then whips Adrenaline into ropes and as Adrenaline comes back, and Nightmare gives him a Boot to the face! Adrenaline falls to the mat as Nightmare raises his arms, taunting the crowd as they boo in response. Nightmare turns his attention back to Adrenaline who is slowly pulling himself up. Nightmare grabs Adrenaline's hair again and lifts him to his feet, and gives Adrenaline a sharp thrust to throat. Adrenaline staggers back and leans against the ropes to prevent himself from falling to his knees. Nightmare follows up behind him and forearms him in the back of the head, causing Adrenaline to fall on his arms and knees. The referee tries to keep Nightmare away from Adrenaline as Adrenaline is using the turnbuckles to pull himself standing. Nightmare shouts at the referee who gets in between the two competitors. Nightmare threatens the referee who stands his ground, and Adrenaline is now up. The referee moves out of the way as Adrenaline leans in the corner. Nightmare walks to Adrenaline and hits him with a few right hands to the head. Nightmare then grabs Adrenaline's arm and twists it into an arm wrench, he then pulls Adrenaline along with him as he walks to the top of the turnbuckle. Nightmare looks set to execute the Top Rope Arm Wrench before Adrenaline shakes Nightmare who falls an lands in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle! Adrenaline climbs the second rope and puts Nightmare in a Suplex position. Adrenaline then climbs to the top rope and manages to pull Nightmare up as well. Adrenaline then hits a Top Rope Superplex on Nightmare!!

JR: "My God!! Adrenaline's getting himself back into this match..."

Adrenaline and Nightmare lie on the mat. Adrenaline is the first to show any signs of movement. He breaks the referee's count at 6 and drags over to where Nightmare is lying. Adrenaline then throws his arm across Nightmare's chest for the cover... 1... 2... Nightmare sits up! Adrenaline tries to push himself up with his arms as Nightmare gets himself standing. Nightmare helps Adrenaline up by the head and hits him with a few right hands to the head. Nightmare then grabs Adrenaline's hand and tries to whip him into the ropes. Adrenaline manages to reverse it into a whip of his own. Nightmare bounces off the ropes and ducks a Clothesline attempt from Adrenaline. Nightmare continues to run and eventually bounces off the ropes again as Adrenaline ducks for a Back Body Drop. Nightmare reverses it into a strong Running DDT!! Nightmare gets up almost instantly and walks to where Adrenaline lies. Nightmare goes down to his knees and chokes Adrenaline. The referee pleads with Nightmare to let go and begins to count, but Nightmare lets go as soon as the 4 count hits. Nightmare stares at the referee and exchanges a few words with him. Nightmare stands up and looks down on Adrenaline as Adrenaline struggles to the ropes, trying to find something to use as leverage. Nightmare stomps on Adrenaline once and taunts the crowd. Adrenaline is up and hanging over the top rope. Nightmare turns his attention back to him and punches him in the head. Nightmare then hits Adrenaline with another right hand that causes him to stagger back and squash the referee in the corner! The ref goes down as Adrenaline staggers out of the corner, allowing the referee to fall to the mat. Nightmare grabs the staggering Adrenaline by the throat and throws his arm over his shoulder. Nightmare then lifts Adrenaline high into the air and slams him down hard for the Cataclysm!!! Nightmare covers Adrenaline, but there's no count...

JR: "The referee is out! The ref's out cold!"

KING: "Nightmare has this won... come on ref, count!!"

Nightmare realizes that the ref isn't making the count and he gets off Adrenaline to check the ref. Nightmare tries to revive the referee by kicking him a few times. The ref doesn't respond to this and Nightmare is left wondering what to next. Nightmare looks at the ref for a while to see if there's any signs of movement at all and then looks at Adrenaline, who's still lying on the ground. Nightmare leaves the ring and goes to the outside. He walks towards the announce table and pulls the announcer off his chair. Nightmare takes the chair and folds it up and then steps over the fallen ring announcer and enters the ring. Adrenaline is now on one knee and looks tired as Nightmare waits for him to stand up and turn around as he holds the chair with both hands. The referee is showing signs of movement on the mat. Adrenaline stands up and staggers around as Nightmare charges at him with the chair, but Adrenaline dropkicks the chair into Nightmare's face! Nightmare drops the chair and Adrenaline grabs Nightmare by the throat with both of his hands and manages to lift him up for the Adrenaline Rush on the Chair!! Adrenaline manages to get up as Nightmare rolls off the chair and onto his back. The referee is leaning against the second rope as he recovers from the bump he took. Adrenaline picks the chair up and signals to the crowd as they cheer like crazy. Adrenaline then grabs Nightmare's arm and drags him closer to the turnbuckle before placing the chair across his chest. Adrenaline then goes out onto the apron through the second rope and gets to the top turnbuckle. Adrenaline taunts the crowd and dives off the top rope to execute an Adrenaline Press onto the chair!!!!! Adrenaline gets some of the impact as Nightmare leans forward in pain. Adrenaline holds his gut and looks in agony as he drags himself over to Nightmare. Adrenaline gets the cover on Nightmare and referee turns around and sees it. The ref makes a slow count... 1........ 2........ 3!!!!

**DING DING DING**

Your winner, and *NEW* WTFL Intercontinental Champion: Adrenaline!!

JR: "Adrenaline's done it!! Against all the odds! And he's broken Nightmare's unbeaten PPV run!!"

KING: "He cheated! He used a chair!!"

JR: "Who brought the chair into the ring? Who was going to use it illegally first?"

KING: "..."

"Set it off" hits as the ring announcer hands Adrenaline the IC title. Adrenaline looks in tremendous pain after the bumps he put himself through. Adrenaline leaves the ring, taunting the crowd as he hunches over holding his mid-section. Nightmare is now just about up and he stares at Adrenaline as he makes his exit. Nightmare begins to shake his head and the referee asks him to leave the ring. Nightmare turns around and stares down on him and grabs him by the throat before executing the Cataclysm!!! More referees enter the scene and slide into the ring. Nightmare goes crazy and attempts to attack them all, knocking a few of them down with some right hands. He eventually stops and leaves the ring looking pissed off. Nightmare ignores the crowds heat and walks up the ailse to backstage...

JR: "What the hell!? Has he lost it!?!"

KING: "...."

JR: "Is your microphone working!?"

KING: "Yeah... I just..."

JR: "Even you think that was too much! Anyway, up next, our main event! The epitomy of Bad Blood here in the WTFL! Jake Ellis will defend his WTFL World Championship against Mixx, Sitruk, and former champion Madd Dogg!!

Mixx walks out with Crystina at his side as "Angry Again" by Megadeth blasts over the speakers. He walks down to the ring and gets in.

The lights quickly dim and �In Harm�s Way� by Strung Out hits to a loud mixed reaction as Sitruk shows up at the top of the ramp wearing his patented "The Big Shithead" T-shirt. When Sitruk makes it half way down to the ring he stops and turns around so his back his facing the ring. He then flexes both biceps while Red and Black Pyros go explode from the top of the ramp. He walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring. He stares Mixx down when ...

Suddenly, the arena lights go out as "Holier Than Thou" by Metallica (starting 26 seconds in) hits and blasts over the speakers. The lights come back on and Madd Dogg and Cathy are at the top of the ramp. They walk down to the ring and Madd Dogg gets up onto the apron. He holds the ropes for Cathy and she gets in. He gets in himself then goes up on the top ropes. He extends his arms out wide then hops off. Cathy leaves the ring as Madd Dogg attacks Sitruk! Mixx stands back and watches as the two get in a punching brawl when ...

"Alright Partner. Keep on rollin' baby. You know what time it is" The crowd cheers as Jake Ellis walks out onto the stage with the WTFL World title at hand. Mixx straight away climbs out over the top ropes and leaves Madd Dogg and Sitruk in the ring brawling as he makes his way dow to Jake Ellis! Jake drops the World Title and charges at Mixx as the bell rings to start the match.

Madd Dogg starts to win the punching brawl with Sitruk and knocks him back into the turnbuckle. Madd Dogg gives him two knife edge chops and goes for a third but Sitruk grabs Madd Doggs head with his massive hands and squzees it! Madd Dogg shouts out in pain as Sitruk throws him into the turnbuckle. Meanwhile on teh ramp, Jake and Mixx who had started brawling led to Mixx getting Jake in a headlock. Mixx holds Jake by the hair and rams his face into the steel guardrail. Mixx gives Jake a few punches and watches as jake stumbles over towards the ring. Mixx grabs Jake by the back and shoves him into the ring as the bell rings to start the match.

***DING DING DING***

Sitruk gives Madd Dogg a huge Big Show chop to chest and Madd Dogg drops to his knees. Sitruk drags Madd Dogg to his feet and whips him to the ropes. On the way back, Sitruk nails a body slam on Madd Dogg and covers as Mixx slides into the ring. 1... Mixx kicks down on Sitruks head. Sitruk gets to his feet and pushes Mixx backwards. Mixx kicks Sitruk in the gut and as Sitruk bends down he lays an elbow drop on his head. Madd Dogg and Jake slowly start to get to their feet and lock eyes. Madd Dogg races at Jake but Jake nails a drop toe hold on Madd Dogg. Jake then drags Madd Dogg to his feet as Mixx does to Sitruk. Jake whips Madd Dogg to the ropes but Madd Dogg does a Rey Jr. type swing trough the ropes. On the way back Madd Dogg nails a huge spear on Jake! Madd Dogg starts to give Jake some sitting head shots as Mixx nails a DDT on Sitruk. Mixx spys Madd Dogg on Jake and he drags him off. He stes Madd Dogg in for a Powerbomb but Madd Dogg reverses it into a Samurie Driver! Madd Dogg covers Mixx. 1...2...Sitruk brakes the cover. Madd Dogg slowly gets to his feet and kicks Sitruk in the stomach while he's still on the ground. Meanwhile behind Madd Dogg Jake gets back to his feet. He swings Madd Dogg around and nails a Mac Stunner on him. Madd Dogg holds his head in pain on the ground as Jake drags Mixx to his feet.

JR: Wow, this match is really getting off with a bang here King!

Jake kicks Mixx in the stomach and does a running bull dog on him. He then picks Mixx back up to his feet and gives him a few punches until Mixx is on the ropes. Jake gets ready for a huge punch to knock Mixx over but Sitruk nails a huge running clothesline form behind on Jake, which knocks Jake into Mixx and they both fall over the top! The crowd boos as Sitruk raises his arms. Madd Dogg races at Sitruk but Sitruk just nails him with a big boot and knocks him right back down to the ground. Sitruk flexes then walks over to Madd Dogg. He drags Madd Dogg to his feet and grabs him with one hand around the neck. He tosses Madd Dogg into the turnbuckle and walks over to his. He whips Madd Dogg into the oppisite Turnbuckle but Madd Dogg jumps up on it! Madd Dogg does a Dragon Screw Moonsault off it Sitruk catches Madd Dogg on his shoulder. He does a huge slam down on Madd Dogg and covers him. 1...2... Madd Dogg limply gets his foot on the bottom rope. Meanwhile, outside Mixx and Jake are just recovering from the fall over the top, are getting to their feet. Jake nails Mixx with a punch and Mixx then hits Jake with one. The two keep doing this until Jake eventually gets the upper hand. Jake then grabs Mixx and goes to whip him into the steel steps but Mixx reverses and whips Jake into the steel steps with a huge thud!

JR: Oh my God King, that was the shoulder Wolf badly injured with THe Wolfs Claw a while back, it's never realy been the same since and now Mixx is working on it!

Inside the ring, Sitruk lifts Madd Dogg back to his feet. Sitruk whips Madd Dogg into the ropes and walks over to him. Sitruk goes to chop Madd Dogg but Madd Dogg kicks him in the gut! Madd Dogg then grabs his arm and twists it and slowly climbs up the turnbuckle. Madd Dogg balances and slowly walks into the centre of the ropes then jumps off and nails a hurricaneranna to finish off The Walk of Justice!(New Tradmark, check bio) Madd Dogg and Sitruk both lay in the ring as Mixx drags Jake back to his feet on the outside. He slams Jakes head into the announce table then whips him into the ring as Crystiana claps to encourage him. Mixx rolles into the ring and drags Madd Dogg to his feet. he whips Madd Dogg to the ropes but Madd Dogg slides under the bottom rope. Mixx runs after him and baseballslides him to the back of the head! Madd Dogg bangs into the announce table and Cathy runs over to check on him. Mixx gets to his feet still looking at Madd Dogg, smiling as Jake gets to his feet behind him. As soon as Mixx turns around he's met by Jakes boot into the stomach. Jake then throws him up on the Ellis Edge and nails it! Jake covers Mixx. 1...2...th Sitruk nails an AX handle smash on Jakes back braking up the pin. The three men in the ring all lay on the ground gasping for breath as Madd Dogg slowly starts to get up outside with the help of Cathy. He walks over to the ring and climbs up on the apron, then up onto the top rope. He turns his back to the ring and nails a Moonsault on Jake and he covers! 1...2... Kickout form Jake!

JR: Madd Dogg almost became a two time World Champion there King!

King: How the hell did Jake kick out?

Madd Dogg slowly gets to his feet as does Sitruk beside him. He gives Sitruk a few punches then whips him to the ropes. On the way back Madd Dogg trys a dropkick on Sitruk but Sitruk stops running and Madd Dogg misses! As Madd Dogg holds his back on the sloor Sitruk drags Mixx to his feet. Sitruk knees Mixx in the gut and grabs him in a head lock. Before he gets to do anything, Mixx somehow nails a backbelly to belly suplex on him! Mixx holds for the bridge. 1...2...Jake yanks Mixxes leg and he lets go of Sitruk. Jake drags Mixx to his feet and kicks him in te gut. Jake tosses Mixx up on his shoulders but Madd Dogg dives accross the ring and trips Jake! Mixx falls on Jake and covers. 1...2... Madd Dogg nails a leg drop to the back on Mixxes head and the pin is broken. Sitruk gets back to his feet and drags Jake up with him. He tosses Jake over the top ropes and follows him out. Madd Dogg drags Mixx back up to his feet and kicks him in the stomach and nails The Even Flow DDT on him! Madd Dogg climbs up onto the top ropes and gets ready for The Swanton Bomb. Sitruk sees this from the outside and climbs back in as Madd Dogg nails The Swanton Bomb on Mixx! The second Madd Dogg gets back to his feet Sitruk nails The Incessant Drop on Madd Dogg! Jake dives into the ring and spears Sitruk to the ground. All four men lay on the ground lifeless once again.

JR: Oh my God King, this is Chaos!

Jake starts to gte to his feet and quickly covers Mixx. 1...2...Madd Dogg yanks Jakes leg. Sitruk gets back up to his feet and drags Madd Dogg up with him. He whips Madd Dogg to the ropes but Jake pulls down on the ropes and Madd Dogg falls over! Sitruk rolls under the bottom rope. Sitruk drags Madd Dogg up to his feet and grabs his around the neck again in-front of the announce table. He lifts Madd Dogg up for The Incessant Drop but Madd Dogg somehow tangles Sitruk up with him and both superstarts go right trough the announce table! Meanwhile inside the ring, Mixx is slowly getting to his feet and so is Jake. Mixx kicks Jake in the stomach and sets him in for The Mixx-Plex but Jake tosses Mixx up onto his shoulders and nails The Plunge! To a massive pop, Jake covers Mixx. 1...2...3!

***DING DING DING***

The winner and still WTFL World Champion, Jake Ellis!

"Rollin' " by Limp Bizkit hits as the ref hands Jake his title. Jake raises the title high in the air as Crystiana helps Mixx in the ring and the WTFL: Bad Blood Logo comes up on the screen

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