I just wanted to relax when my mother tells me that I need to go to Wal-Mart to get a Fleet Enema. I told her, "why don't you go there? Wal-Mart is owned by a bunch of fascists and I fucking hate them. She told me that she has a bad case of diarrhea and was afraid that she would end up shitting in her pants. She said the Fleet Enema is for Aunt Clair. Since she had a stroke, she has had a difficult time at moving her bowels! I told her that I plan to get the Duel Action Colon Cleanse because it prevents strokes and cancer. She tells me that I don't have any money for that and those colon cleanse things don't work. Don't give me that fucking shit! Everyone I know who has cleansed out their colons have much more energy and they feel so much better. I don't care if I have to rob a liquor store and shoot the clerk in the fucking head because I am cleansing out my fucking colon!

     Another reason that I hate Wal-Mart is because the music they play is sappy winey love songs and I hate that fucking shit! Anyway, I go into Wal-Mar and they played a techno song and in the lyrics, I was hearing I would Love to stick my Dick Inside a Corpse. That song wasn't bad! I get to the Fleet Enemas and on the box there is a picture of this hot blond chic and she was naked! If that's not all, they showed diarrhea squirting out of her ass and she says "Fleet Enemas turns me on!" That's not the most attractive thing in the world, but when I saw the diarrhea squirting out of her ass, I laughed so hard, I almost pissed in my pants! Then they were playing a song called, Ass Licken, Cunt Licken Masturbation and I looked at the tv and they playing a video from GG Allin and he was naked and he was beating off and then he took a shit shortly thereafter and then he rubbed it all over himself and the video was called GG Allin-An American Hero! I can't figure out why I hated Wal-Mart so much? Wal-Mart is fucking cool! I noticed that they were selling plastic penises at Wal-Mart. If that's not all, they were selling those blow up dolls for guys to stick their dick in, but it was better than that because they called it "virtual sex" and it looked like a real person! I decided to grab the chic with a dick doll. I decided to pull down my pants and people were staring at me, but I hadn't gotten laid in years, so I didn't care! I was getting ready to thrust my cock inside the orifice of the chic with the dick when I noticed that diarrhea was starting to squirt out of it's ass and I ended up getting a real bad headache. I then felt nauseous and started vomiting uncontrollably as the effects of the heavy drugs I had been taking wore wearing off. Wal-Mart ain't nearly as cool as what I had just experienced. That fucking sucks! Not only that, the society that I live fucking sucks and blows. If Wal-Mart could only be like what I had just experienced, I wouldn't be nearly so pissed off!

Pat and I both know that this world is a cesspool of shit, so of course, a mood altering substance makes you forget about how everything is shit.  It is sure highly entertaing going into the altered state of reality and how reality would be so much better if Wal-Mart could really be like the way Pat experienced it during his altered state of reality.  With that in mind, even though the world is a cesspool of shit, reading Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page will inform you of unique vision and ideas, but it will also make you laugh.  For those who don't think that Pat is funny, FUCK EM!