1. What College did I go to?
a. Palm Beach Junior College
b. College of Du Page
c. Miami Dade Community College
d. Yale
e. Minneapolis Technical College2. Who was I in my previous lifetime?
a) Abraham Lincoln
b) Alexander the Great
c) Adolph Hitler
d) Laura Ingalls Wilder
e) Al Capone
3. Who am I endorsing for president this November?
a) John Mc Cain
b) Barak Obama
c) Ron Paul
d) Myself
e) Charles Manson4. Why is it nice to have sex with 23 year olds?
a) You are less likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) 23 your olds are more likely to vote for Barak Obama!
c) 23 year olds are less likely to blow a fart while you are in the middle of having sex!
d) a lot of 23 year olds smoke dope
e) you get 20 of them!5. During my spoken words, I really enjoy talking about Bohemian Grove! What is Bohemian Grove?
a) A song from a group called Queen which became a big hit during the 1970s
b) A place in northern California where our world leaders hang out where they suck each others cock, worship Satan, while engaging in a mock human sacrifice, while they listen to cool Halloween Music
c) A chain of all-you-can eat buffets which are located in Georgia and Florida and I am fucking pissed that they don't have any here!
d) A place where the Vatican sends pedophile Catholic Priests for rehabilitation
e) A famous temple in India where people go to experience deep meditation6. This person said has busted their ass proving that the September 11, 2001 terrorists attacks was an inside job carried out by the government them selves. Who is this person?
a) Jesse Jackson
b) Alex Jones
c) Britney Spears
d) Charles Manson
e) It is Satan who said that and to anyone who said that 911 was an inside job, how dare you! It was admitted in declassified government documents that they blew up the Tonkin, which got us into the Vietnam War and they were able to get away with it, but our government would never carry out 911 because our government is honest!7. As you know, the economy is in the toilet. What should you do if you lose your job?
a) Go back to your former employer with an AK47 and make them pay for what they did!
b) Take off your shoe and bang it on a table and blame your misfortune on homosexuals, pedophiles, Jews and abortion doctors and then join a Baptist church and accept Jesus as your personal savior and when you become homeless, remember, Jesus Loves you!
c) Sign up to join the army and if you are concerned about fighting in Iraq, no problem. You won't have to worry about going to Iraq because our government is honest!
d) Get your ass out of bed at 7AM, pound the pavement, look for a job and remember that your purpose in your life is to be a slave and you are at the mercy of a corporation and you must be willing to put up with their shit and when you apply for a job you need to say, "yessa masa, I's be willing to work nights and weekends because these are hard times masa! I's even be willing to pee in a cup masa to prove that I don't smoke dope because what's in my pee is your business masa!
e) Go down to the library and get a movie called The Secret, which will teach you about the Law of Attraction8. In what year did the War of 1812 occur?
9. This is the 150th anniversary of Minnesota becoming a state. In what year did Minnesota become a state? I will make this very easy for you. 2008-150=the year that Minnesota became a state!
10. not all the questions are going to be easy, but I expect everyone to know the answer to this because I learned this when I was in the 5th Grade. In what year did Illinois become a state?
a) 1776
b) 1812
c) 1818
d) 1976
e) 200111. who said that the treatment of the American Indian was a disgrace?
a) John F Kennedy
b) Alex Jones
c) Britney Spears
d) Martin Luther King
e) Geronimo12. Considering that the state fair is going on, who referred to calling the state fair as the great Minnesota, get-together and die?
a) Prince
b) Mary Tyler Moore
c) Laura Ingalls Wilder
d) Jeffery Dahmer
e) Earl Root
I will now go through the answers to these questions. As I have talked on many occasions I grew up in the Chicago area so the college that I went to was the College of DuPage. Of course, if you have heard me speak before, I mentioned that in my previous lifetime, I was Laura Ingalls! I was going to vote for Ron Paul, but considering that this upcoming election is nothing but a fraud and barring any false flag state sponsored terrorist attack, Barak Obama will be selected the next president. Considering that Ron Paul's chances were destroyed by the criminals who own this country and the thing about Ron Paul is he is good on his views on the war and the war on drugs, but I find his views on gays and abortion to be appalling, so I have decided to endorse Charles Manson by writing his name in for president. I have heard interviews with Charles Manson and although he may have killed a couple of people, at least he's an honest man! John Mc Cain has murdered many more people than Charles Manson and Barak Obama doesn't have the murders behind him, yet, the people funding his election, the Bilderberg Group most certainly do! Why is it nice to have sex with 23-year olds? The correct answer to that is you get to have 20 of them! Actually, that is not a serious question and that is only a joke, but the correct answer still is you get to have 20 of them! It seems as though about 90% of people who I talk to have never heard of Bohemian Grove and for that reason alone is why I really enjoy talking about it and the correct answer is b, Bohemian Grove is a place where our world leaders and the Illuminati hang out, in which they suck each other's cock, while worshipping Satan, while engaging in a mock human sacrifice, while listening to cool Halloween music. If that's not all, both Barack Obama and John Mc Cain attended the "festivities" at Bohemian Grove last month, but it's just a coincidence! Yea Right. It is Alex Jones who talks about 911 being an inside job.
Now, if you are fired from your job, your former employer probably deserve to pay the ultimate price by going after them with an AK47, but even if you get to kill a few people, the evil and corrupt system will get to have the last laugh because you will be spending the rest of your life in prison. You need to do something in which you will get to have the last laugh, which is why it is important to go down to the library and get a movie called the Secret, which will be the introductory for getting to learn about the Law of Attraction. People who do not believe in the Law of Attraction are fucking assholes. Yes, a lot of these people are money-grubbing scumfucks, but you can get the secret movie for free at the library, but there are a shitload of videos on youtube and there are meetup groups where you can network with other people for free or a nominal fee and then a better life can get started just by practicing gratitude among other things and if you still have doubts about the Law of Attraction, think about the alternative and that alternative is shit! You can get rid of that shit by purchasing a colon cleanse product, which removes the fecal matter that is in your blood, which will free your mind! This next question is so easy, even a retard can figure out the answer. The War of 1812 occurred in 1812, but some people are so dumbed down and stupid these days, they can't figure that out! The next answer is extremely easy as well. Minnesota became a state in 1858, but the next answer ain't quite so easy unless you're from Illinois because Illinois became a state in 1818. It is John F Kennedy who said that the treatment of the American Indian was a disgrace and finally, it is the late great Earl Root who used to host the Root-of-all-Evil on KFAI who died last May who referred to the state fair as the Great Minnesota get-together and die!
Pat would make a wonderful teacher. Far better than these phony intelectual know it all assholes who have no sense of humor. Unfuckingfortunately, in order to be a teacher, you would need to have a teaching degree, but so much of that is a bunch of fucking bullshit because I have learned some of the best things from people who never got a teaching degree like George Carlin who unfuckingfortunately, we lost on June 22. He was more than just a comedian. He made people aware of what a bunch of fucking bullshit that just about everything is in this country, while using a sense of humor. At least Pat is still around, so it's important to continue reading Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page, so you can keep abreast, I mean atit, on what's really going on, which you will not hear it the same way that Pat tells it anywhere else!