Did you ever wonder why it stinks so bad when you take a shit? Back in the year 1000BC people were able to take a shit and it didn't stink. Also if someone stuck their dick up someone's ass and if they got a piece of fecal on their dick, it was considered sexy. Back in those days, people were taught to worship and appreciate the miracle of a bowel movement as a gift from God because a bowel movement made fertilizer for Mother Earth. It was poo poo that made it possible for fruits and vegetables to grow for people to eat. After they ate it, it would then be pooped out of their asshole. This is what is known as the cycle of life, but some people refer to it as the cycle of turds. Life was so good back in those days, farmers would pay people money and the only thing they needed to do was take a shit. Nice work, if you can get it! It was not unusual for a wife to have a bowel movement on her husband while they were in the middle of having sex and he would often say, "honey I find the aroma from your stool to be so enchanting and tomorrow, I'm going to take your turds to farmer Mc Donald and he is going to give us some money. Old Mc Donald had a farm eieio and on his farm he had some turds for Mother Earth eieio. With a poop poop here and a poop poop there eieio. Today, people would consider having a bowel movement on someone, while having sex to be gross because people are stuck up jugemental assholes, but you have to remember that shit didn't stink back in those days. Well a little, but shit smelled a lot like mud and taking a shit was considered sexy.

Back in those days, there was very little crime because there wasn't any poverty. People felt good about themselves, they felt good about each other and there was peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. People even felt good about their own shit! This did not sit too well with Satan. Satan knew that he could take over the world by causing your shit to stink and that's exactly what he did! Satan sent his demons all over the world and they fucked people up the ass and they enjoyed it, but they were infected with germs viruses and bacteria and as soon as they took a shit, the smell was fucking horrible. People started to hate themselves and each other because their shit stank so bad. This is what caused wars to break out and Christianity to be formed and Christianity is 1 of Satan's favorite religions because it teaches and indoctrinates people into hating sex and hating themselves and each other, but the most important thing is it teaches people that getting fucked in the ass is a "sin" because shit comes out of your ass and it stinks all because of Satan because Satan is a bad motherfucker! The only way to take this planet back is we must win the war against Satan and return to the days when shit didn't stink.

Can you imagine how much better life would be if you could take a shit without it stinking?  Well, Satan wants your shit to stink and the Reverend Pat D is the only person in the entire world who is willing to notify you of that! With that in mind, continue to read Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page, because he has so much vision, he thinks that the day may come in which we can win the war against Satan and then you can take a shit again without it stinking, just like in the good old days!