With the recent disappearance of Dru Sjodin, politicians are calling for tougher laws against "sex offenders" and sexual psychopaths and will work with law enforcement to track down these sexual psychopaths. Well, who are worse sexual psychopaths than police officers? The 1st thing they do when they arrest someone is they strip search them and force them to get naked. Then they stick their fingers up someone's asshole without their consent. There have also been a couple of cases of police officers taking plungers and ramming it up someone's asshole. If a person who does that ain't a sexual psychopath, then I don't know who is?

Meanwhile, did you ever watch the TV show COPS? Have you ever noticed how polite those cops are? I once saw an episode when a guy swore at the police officer and the officer said, "sir, I don't appreciate hearing that language." Also whenever they search someone on that show, they always have the drugs and they are always guilty. I think that they should showing start showing some fucking strip searches on COPS and it would be very interesting if they retained the propaganda bullshit that that show is based on. For example, it would be interesting if they were showing a strip search when Officer Friendly sticks his hand up someone's ass and he ends up getting a blob of shit on his hands. It would be interesting to hear Officer Friendly say, "sir, that's a crack pipe I see sticking out in your fecal matter, now isn't it?"

     Anyway, these strip searches are not even necessary. Cops like to do it so they are sick evil assholes and they like to violate people. Strip searches have been used on people suspected of carrying drugs and they are now being used on suspected terrorists. Do they really expect a terrorist to be storing weapons of mass destruction up their asshole? It is almost impossible for someone to stick a bomb that powerful up their asshole, but even if a terrorist snuck onto an airplane with a bomb stuck up his ass, it wouldn't be powerful enough to bring the plane down. The worst that would happen is a couple passengers sitting next to him might get killed and parts of the guy's colon would get splattered throughout the cabin, but at least the plane will land safely. Also, do drug dealers really carry their drugs up their asshole? If you sniff cocaine from a drug dealer that had it up his asshole, you wouldn't be sniffing white lines, you would be sniffing brown lines, but let me tell you, sniffing brown lines up your nose feels just as good as sniffing the white lines once you get past the smell and it's a lot cheaper too! Anyway, if Adolph Hitler were alive today, he would be very proud of the sexual psychopaths in the police department.

Gee, Pat sure got 2004 off to a fiesty start, but that's cool.  I am sure that there is much more interesting stuff coming down the pike by reading Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page, which is a Hell of a lot better than reading the National Enquirer!