Not only does getting old suck, but I am now old enough that I have come to the realization that just about everything in this country is a bunch of bullshit. With that in mind, I will never run out of material when it comes to topics to talk about! Back in the 80s when I was a lot more naïve I viewed conservatives and the right wing as the bad guys and the liberals as the good guys. Since then, a lot of so called "liberals' have betrayed me and unlike a lot of stupid assholes who think that the way to resolve the issues is by becoming a conservative, I decided to resolve it by hating everyone's guts!
Seeing that just about everything in this world is a bunch of bullshit, I think that I will talk about the things that ain't bullshit. With that in mind, I won't be talking about politicians because they're all a bunch of scumbags, crooks and liars who are out to take away my rights, regardless of what false paradigm label they give themselves. "Liberal, Conservative." I won't be talking about all the lies you hear when you watch the news and I certainly won't be talking about Scientology, which is a bunch of bullshit and I most certainly won't be talking about American Idol! I never thought that I would see the day that the mindset of this country would sink so low that people would actually enjoy watching this fucking garbage! Oh, don't get me started.
Someone once told me that I do too much complaining when I should be thinking about the good things in life. He also told me that I should volunteer at a hospital because doing something like that would make me feel better about things. Hospitals suck and they're too depressing, but that gave me an idea! I decided to go down to the abortion clinic and told them that abortion is the most beautiful thing in the world and told them that I wanted to do some volunteer work by helping the doctors scrape out the unborn fetuses from pregnant women. They told me that I couldn't do that. I asked them if I could at least watch while the unborn fetuses were being scraped out of pregnant women and if that's not all, I wanted to take pictures of the unborn fetuses being extracted from pregnant women and then post them on the inter-net. I was planning on starting my own webpage dedicated to the beauty of abortion and it would be located at www.itsbeautifulwhenunbornfetusesareextreactedfrompregnantwomenstwats.com! By the way, that domain is still available! The people at the abortion clinic gave me a strange look and acted like something was wrong with me for wanting to do that! They also would not let me take pictures of unborn fetuses being scraped out of pregnant women. That made me mad! They also told me that the bloody aborted fetuses doesn't look nearly as good as what you see on those anti-abortion extremist propaganda websites.
Now, it is even difficult to talk about what isn't bullshit, because even with something as wonderful as an abortion clinic, there is bullshit involved because they would not let me take pictures of unborn fetuses being scraped out of pregnant women, but then I realized that abortion clinics are an extremely valuable asset to making the world a better place. They have contributed to preventing millions of human parasites from being born into this overcrowded underdeveloped world of total stupidity. Also on 1 of those anti-abortion propaganda websites, they actually referred to abortion clinics as "baby butcher" centers and when I heard that, that made me like abortion even more!
Now, another thing that ain't bullshit are all-you-can-eat buffets, but I am afraid that there is plenty of bullshit involved with that as well. It makes me so happy when I am at an all-you-can-eat-buffet eating endless amounts of food but the bullshit has to get in the way keeping me from enjoying myself while eating like a pig. I have noticed that a lot of people who like to eat at all-you-can-eat-buffets are trash! Also, why is it that parents have to take their crying screeching babies to the restaurant? It's things like that that remind me of why abortion is so wonderful. I want to enjoy my meal without being reminded of something I hate so much like breeding. If parents are allowed to bring their crying screaming screeching fucking brats into the restaurant, then people should be allowed to bring their pets into the restaurant. Wouldn't it be wonderful if there were cats in the restaurant? Of course people would bitch about that because cats would be jumping up on the buffet bar and on people's tables eating their food. If I cat jumped up on my table and ate my food, I would kiss it and besides cats don't eat that much, so I know that there would be plenty of food left for me to eat. Also, I think that humans and cats should break bread together! Now another problem needs to be addressed here. What if a cat needs to take a piss or a shit while it is at the restaurant? Well, they need to make sure that there are plenty of litter boxes around. I was at Old Country Buffet recently and they did not reserve spaces for litter boxes to be placed in the restaurant. The only place that they can put a litter boxes is under the tables. Now, what if a cat takes a shit while you are in the middle of eating your meal? Well, if they use scoopable cat litter, it won't stink for too long when the cat takes a shit. Also, you can ask your waiter or waitress to scoop the turds out of the litter box. The problem with that is they might expect you to give them a big tip that you may not be able to afford.
People might think that having cats in the restaurant is unsanitary. There is nothing more unsanitary than humans! I was once at a restaurant and I saw a woman change her baby's diaper right on the table, so people can get ecoli. Doesn't she realize that people have to eat at that table? Then again you have to realize that breeders are entitled to special rights. If they want to give you ecoli, they have every right to and don't you forget it! Meanwhile, I like to kiss my cat on the lips even though I know that he licks his asshole with his tongue! I once went on a trip and forgot to take the scooper for the litter box with me so I scooped the turds out of the litter box with my bare hands and I didn't bother to wash them and I went ahead and ate something and I never got ecoli and you know why? It's because cats are good people and I don't catch diseases from them, but it's easy to catch ecoli from humans because humans are sick evil assholes!
Throughout my life I have watched so many things change for the worse. There are only a couple of things that have changed for the better. 1 thing that has changed for the better is you can now go down to the library and look at pornography on the computers. There wasn't any pornography on computers when I was growing up. The only other thing in life that has the least amount of bullshit are file-sharing programs! It gives you the opportunity to get music, software and even some movies for free! Another thing that I have been asked are who are my heroes and I couldn't think of very many because most people are a bunch of fucking assholes, but I have determined that people who write cracks for software are my heroes! The people who write cracks for software are computer programmers, many of them are disgruntled who have been laid off from their jobs, I might add. Anyway, people who write cracks for software are NOT getting paid for what they do! They are doing their civil duty to ensure that the poor have the opportunities to obtain software, which they would not otherwise be able to have! I know that just about everything in this world is bullshit, but it's stuff that's cool, which is the only thing that makes life any good are abortion clinics, all-you-can-eat-buffets, file-sharing programs and what very few other things that I didn't get a chance to mention!
Just because Pat thinks that just about everything in this world is a bunch of bullshit doesn't mean that he's a negative thinker. He's a realistic thinker and the reality is, just about everything fucking sucks. That's why you need to continue to read Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page because having a vision is the 1st step to making things better and then things won't suck anymore!