Throughout my life, I have been persecuted and victimized by people who like to brag about how normal they are. Even worse than that, people who have dressed like punk rockers or had a cool alternative Goth look have given me their attitude. I have met plenty of assholes dressed in sheep's clothing and these people act like they are too good for themselves and act like their shit doesn't stink, but I want them to prove it. I would like to stick my fingers up their asshole and pick out some fecal matter and I'll rub it all over my face, put some if it in my nose and I'll put some of it in my mouth and eat it and if it doesn't stink then they really are better than me! Now, I often wonder, how does a normal person take a shit? If it stinks when you take a shit, then are not normal! Also, men and women need to start using the same bathroom because men's bathrooms causes homosexuality, which is not normal! I can guarantee that if men and women got to use the same bathroom, Senator Larry Craig would not be asking men to suck his cock. He would be asking women to suck his cock! Not only that, it would not only be nice to watch a woman take a piss, but it would be so nice to go into a bathroom and watch a hot sexy chic sit on the toilet and take a dump!

      Also, it is not normal to get sexually aroused while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. If you are a woman and get horny while taking a shit, you should be ashamed of yourself and you should pour liquid Drano into your cunt and you guys shouldn't have it so easy, either. If your dick gets hard while you are taking a shit, you need to put your dick on the toilet bowl and take a hammer and smash it in! It is not normal for your dick to get hard, unless you are married to a woman and you should only fuck her when it's time to make babies because we don't have enough filthy fucking brats cluttering up our overpopulated planet. Actually, I meant to say normal people making children who will grow up to be normal because normal people have made this world such a beautiful place. NOT! Meanwhile, I walked into a bathroom right after someone had just gotten done taking a shit and they were smoking a cigarette and it was a religious experience because the bathroom did not smell like shit! It smelled like cigarettes, so smoking cigarettes will cause your shit not to stink, so smoking cigarettes will causes people to turn normal! There is nothing more normal than smoking a cigarette! It's not easy being normal! Being normal means that you constantly have to worry about what other people will think, so when you puff on a cigarette, you can take those nice deep breaths with the tar and nicotine, but it will cause you to relax! If you don't smoke, I strongly recommend that you start because smoking cigarettes will not only cause you to become normal, but it will cause your shit not to stink anymore too!

I guess that this piece that Pat performed can't be taken too seriously, however, it sure as Hell was very funny for people who are cool and have a sense of humor!  To those who don't like it, fuck em!  Besides, Pat noticed that a lot of stuck up assholes who like to brag about how "normal" they are like to smoke cigarrettes, which is where he came up with this idea.  The world sucks and Pat can't be serious a lot of the time and besides, cool people need to hear something that's whacked out because it makes them laugh, which creates healing and to those who don't think it's funny, fuck em!  Reading Pat's material will make you laugh and make you think, which is why it is important to continue reading Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page, which will educate you a Hell of a lot better than being in school, ever did!