Throughout my life, I have wondered what would it take to make the world a better place along with causing my life not to suck anymore? I have been involved with many groups and organizations who claim to have an agenda at making the world a better place, but when I went to their meetings, it was mostly a group of stuck up assholes who would not listen to any of my ideas along with their bickering back and forth with their bullshit, yet claiming to be our savior.

    I also looked for spiritual solutions. I'm not going to talk so much about Christianity because I have already gone into mentioning what a bunch of bullshit that is. I tried Buddhism and they told me if I bought some thing and paid $20 and chanted it would cause my life to no longer suck and they told me that I would have to get it right then and there or I would have to wait another 6 months for an opportunity. On my way back home after spending the $20, I stopped at Mc Donald's and I asked for 2 plain hamburgers. Long after I left, I noticed that the hamburgers had mustard, ketchup and mayo on it and I hate it when people put that fucking shit on my hamburgers! I went by there a week later and they were selling those $20 things like crazy. So much for a 6-month wait and my life still sucked. Those lying fucking bastards!

    I have tried many new age groups and I won't forget the time when I went to a place for some energy healing on a day when the weather was too fucking hot out because it was at a place that had air conditioning. When introducing myself, I mentioned how much I hate hot weather with a passion and I went on to mention how I believe that hot weather comes from Satan. This uptight fucking asshole told me that I was creating "negative energy" and was threatening to ask me to leave. I went to another new age group and mentioned that I wanted to get a new computer and someone was willing to sell me a computer, but I wanted to know if it had Photoshop on it because I really enjoyed using that program. He told me that it didn't and I wanted to know how I could find a crack for it and he told me that it was so wrong to do something like that even though I couldn't afford the $700 for the program. I figured, fuck him and I decided not to buy a computer from him. Back in the days before file-sharing, I purchased some new age meditation tapes and when I got the tapes, there was a note mentioning not to make copies of these tapes or I would create bad karma. Why isn't it considered bad karma when people are a bunch of greedy money-grubbing scumfuck assholes? I even tried Paganism and it appears to be interesting, but many of the people there turned out to be a bunch of stuck up assholes. I even tried getting into Scientology and I certainly discovered that it was nothing more than a bunch of bullshit!

    I have discovered that the only solution is to start a new religion, a religion in which people who have been oppressed can use spirituality to obtain a better life and like Christianity, it will be required that people obey some commandments or life will only continue to suck, but instead of 10 commandments, I will only require 4 commandments, which I will go through in descending order from least important to most important, so let's get started with the 5th Commandment.

    The 5th Commandment is: Though Shall Not Procreate. This world is overpopulated with way too much human filth and breeding keeps making this world worse and worse.

     The 4th Commandment is: Though Shall Honor and Worship, thy abortion doctor and thy abortion clinic and when people go by the abortion clinic, they should get on their hands and knees and pray, not because abortion is bad, but because abortion is beautiful as a celebration as the unborn fetuses are scraped out of pregnant women's twats because they won't have to be born into this world of stupidity, which leads to the next commandment, which is based on people being oppressed for being different by those who think everyone should be the same:

     Though Shall Not be a conformist. This actually reminds me of something that Jesse Jackson once said which is someone who I can't stand, especially after he made a big issue out of it when Imus said "nappy headed hoe" as another excuse to take away freedom of speech and further more, people seem to go after people in this country more for what they say than what they do. Take George W Bush, for example. He was committed countless hanus crimes and got away with it, but if he had said "nappy headed hoe", his ass would have been impeached so fast! Meanwhile, there is something that Jesse Jackson said that I strongly agree with. He said that each person is like a piece of a quilt or in other words meant to do their own unique thing to make the world a better place, but what is shoved down our throat? Conformity! Most of the kids in our schools are a bunch of weak-minded conformist pieces of filth who think it's cool to pick on and torment people who are misunderstood. There's nothing cool about conformity. A real strong person is someone who is willing to tell conformists to go take a flying fuck and a real strong person is someone who is willing to die for what they believe in and furthermore, how is the world going to be a better place by people doing the same dumb ass bullshit that everyone else is doing? If people get appreciated for their unique gifts and talents, instead of treated like shit then the world would be a much better place. Furthermore, not only are conformists a bunch of weak minded pieces of filth, they are also a bunch of sinners! Many non-conformists are pissed off as Hell for the way that they have been treated and they have every right to be, but some people have snapped at me and have gotten bitchy with me! It's not my fault that the world sucks! This now leads to the ultimate and I am expecting to hear a drum roll as I am about to announce the 1st and most important commandment that people need to obey in my new religion:

    That commandment is: Though Shall not be an asshole! I once saw a movie and I can't remember the name of it, but I think that it starred Charles Bronson and it started out with these 2 goes who hopped a freight train after they had just gotten out of prison and they stop in at a bar and this 1 guy was talking to this other guy and then 1 minute later he is beating the shit out of him and then he bangs his head into the bar and the guy he was with asked him, "why did you do that"? He said it was because he was an asshole. He then said, "so, he's an asshole, do you know how many assholes there are in this world? You would be banging assholes every 5 minutes and you still won't be able to get to them all!" This shit is massive. It is so upsetting knowing that there are so many assholes in this world and it is an overwhelming massive undertaking to finally do something about it and why are there so many fucking assholes in this world? This is a major reason why I love abortion so much! The reason that there are so many assholes in this world is because parents teach their kids to grow up to be assholes and the schools teach them to grow up to be assholes and what they watch on television greatly influences to turn out to be assholes and if that's not horrible enough, most of these fucking groups who claim that they want to change the world are run and controlled by people who are assholes. I have learned a major lesson from all this monumental shit and I have learned that if people want to change the world, they need to look deep within themselves on what they can do to be a better person. That why this new religion desperately needs to get a started and things could be so much better if people would learn to obey these commandments and the most important commandment to obey is Though Shall not be an Asshole!

Pat has a wonderful idea on getting the coolest religion that has ever existed started because it focuses on having a support network for people who have been treated like shit throughout their lives.  Pat contacted the Church of Euthanasia about help getting his material published and they never responded, so fuck them too!  Pat also believes that instead of just thinking about killing yourself, at least try to find ways to live a better life, in which that might not be necessary!  Again, it's laughter that can stop a person from killing themself, which is why it's important to continue reading Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page in which you will be educated and entertained!