When I was growing up, people were doing all kinds of drugs like alcohol, marijuana, acid and heroin, but now there are drugs that weren't around when I was growing up, like crack cocaine, methamphetamine and the inter-net, which is very addicting! I bought a computer in 1992 for over $2000 and by the time the Internet was getting popular in the mid 1990s, my computer was already too obsolete to use the Internet and I was fucking pissed. My 1st experience with the Internet was in 1996 when I was at the state fair and they had an entire room for people to look at the Internet and I decided to look at web pages that had stories about farts and turds and at that point I knew that the Internet had a lot of potential to be very cool.

    Also, there is a lot of pornography on the Internet, but just about everyone that I talk to tells me that they don't look at that. Why do all those people bother putting all that pornography on the Internet when no 1 is going to look at it? They are wasting their time and energy! When I was growing up, the only way to get pornography is you had to go to adult bookstores. I will never forget the 1st adult bookstore that I went to. I saw a sign that said "movies 25¢" and I thought that it was so wonderful that I could watch a porno film for only 25¢, so I go into 1 of the booths and drop my quarter and after about a minute, the movie stopped and I found out that in order to continue watching the movie, I would have to keep dropping quarters. Those fucking bastards! Now the good news is if you need something to look at while you are beating off, you can watch porno films for free at www.xtube.com and www.redtube.com.

    A lot of people accuse me of only being interested in porn. As soon as the thick white stuff squirts out of my penis, I realize that there is much much more to the Internet than pornography. There are websites like flicker and photobucket in which I can look at pictures from all over the world, but I came across pictures of slums in Africa, but mostly India because I am not only interested in looking at pretty things, but I have a fascination with looking at pictures of filth! In the pictures of these slums, I saw garbage all over the street and fields loaded with rotting garbage because they don't have garbage pick up in these 3rd world cesspools of filth and I saw a picture of a river that looked like raw sewage, which is where people get their drinking water from. It is amazing with how much technology has advanced; yet so many humans are a bunch of stupid apes. People live like that because they choose to live like that! Instead of having so many babies, they should get out the pitchforks and storm the castle and make those who created those conditions pay for what they did! I bet the people living in those slums have broadband Internet Yea Right! I guess that they need to get something more important 1st like plumbing, so they don't have to get their drinking water from the same rivers that they piss and shit in! There are so many other interesting pictures to look at from all over the world as well.

    I also found a website in which suicide notes were published from those who have killed themselves, which I really enjoyed reading! People think it's so tragic when people commit suicide. I think that it's fucking beautiful! I think that it's about time that we have memories and candle light vigils honoring those who decided to take their own lives because this world sucks! There are suicide notes on some youtube videos, but I can't enjoy them those as much. The music they play almost always sucks. They usually play this horrible emo shit music while showing the suicide note. I used to be into this emo music because I believed that there was a big loving community out there where we could all hug each other and cry on each other's shoulders, but then I discovered that it was nothing more than a bunch of phony pretentious bullshit! I was so despondent I decided that it was time for me to kill myself. I decided that I was going to listen to heavy metal while killing myself to help get the job done because Tipper Gore says that listening to heavy metal causes people to kill themself, so I decided to listen to a show on KFAI called the Root-of-all-Evil and they were playing a song by the group Gardy-Loo called the 1st Shit of the morning, which is a song about bowel movements. In 1 part of the song, the lead vocalist starts singing about having diarrhea and he goes on to mention that his diarrhea looks like coffee with cream in it! I laughed so hard after I heard that, I decided that I wasn't going to kill myself at that point because it made me realize that some things in this world are cool, afterall! I still feel like killing myself every now and then, but that's because I'm bipolar and bisexual!

    I was feeling down when I was on my way back to Murderapolis from Chicago when I stopped at a Cub Foods in Crystal Lake, Illinois and I went in to use the bathroom when I noticed that there was a turd in the terlet. I decided to go out to the car and get my camera and take a picture and then I decided to send the picture of the turd to people in e-mails because sending pictures of turds in e-mails is fun! Oh and getting back to the lovely topic of suicide, I was lucky enough recently to have my camera with me when I saw 1 of those billboards showing a picture of someone who killed himself, so I took a picture of it and e-mailed it to my friend Joon who lives in Atlanta and she thanked me for sending something to her that was so interesting!

    Another thing that I enjoy about the Internet is I enjoy listening to radio stations from all over the world and as much as I hate the FCC, they at least allow swearing late at night and I really enjoy hearing the word "fuck" when I listen to a song. Mainstream radio stations suck, so I really need to hear cool alternative things on the Internet and some radio stations play some extremely cool music, like WMNF from Tampa, Florida, which has a show on called Dark Horizons, which plays a lot of cool industrial and goth music and WMNF is the only thing that Florida is good for!

    Last, but certainly not least, I like the Internet because I need to know what the weather is like all over the world. When I was growing up, the only way to know what the weather was like, like in Florida was to look in the newspaper and it was day old shit. Also, I need to know what the fucking dew point is in Florida. When I checked yesterday, the dew point in Florida was 68, which reminds me that Florida is a fucking cesspool of shit! The Internet has also helped me learn about a lot of things that I didn't know about before which has helped make me a better person. I learned about the Amazon River, which is located in South America. I learned that the weather is too fucking hot there and I also saw a movie at the science museum about the Amazon and a lot of people there like to walk around naked, which gave me a stiffie! There are websites like www.live.com which shows aerial pictures, which makes me feel like I am flying through the air because flying through the air is fucking cool! I was visiting my friend Joon in Atlanta and she had on and off wifi Internet for free, but I flipped out and went nuts every time when the Internet craps out because being on the Internet is the only thing makes me happy! I enjoy it so much, I discovered that the Internet is greater than Jesus Christ! Being on the Internet is such an obsession for me, I don't even want to ever leave the house, except when I get hungry in which I have a burning desire to go to an all-you-can-eat-buffet and the only thing that this world is good for are all-you-can-eat buffets, abortion clinics and the Internet because everything else in this world is shit and I get so fucking mad when it is time for me to shut down the computer and go to work because I have to go out and be with a bunch of mediocre brain dead stupid boring assholes because all I want to do is be on the Internet because the internet is a drug!

It goes way deeper than the Internet being a drug.  Pat now has videos on youtube in which he is sharing his vision with the world!  The Internet is the only place where you can find the truth, even though there is plenty of bullshit there as well, but it's a Hell of a lot better than what is found on TV, which is a bunch of fucking bullshit and Pat would not be allowed to share his ideas on mainstream media because only people who are fucking assholes are allowed to share their stale old stupid mediocre fucking bullshit, so the Internet is not only a drug, but it has become a a major last hope in which new and creative ideas can be shared and hopefully implemented before it's too late, which is why it is important to continue to read Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page in which you will hear about shit that you will never get to read in newspapers because newspapers suck!