My life totally fucking sucks. My purpose in life is to be a writer. I am sick and tired of working for fucking assholes who treat me like shit and don't pay me enough. I don't have enough money to pay next months rent and I am on the verge of homelessness. I have spent the past several months writing a new book with no guarantee that it will be published, which is called How to Enjoy Anal Sex Even though Fecal Matter Comes out of Your Ass!

    On this particular day a person from an independent publishing came by to discuss publishing my book. Doreen comes by and I notice that she is wearing a sleeveless shirt and I am getting a good view of her armpits. I was trying to sniff her armpits with my nose and I noticed that she has BO and it causes my dick to get hard, but she notices that I am up to something and she wanted to know what I was doing. She tells me that she never met anyone before who enjoyed smelling her armpits! I asked Doreen if she would take off her clothes and she said "sure", but only under 1 condition. She told me that as soon as she takes off her shoes and socks, I need to put my nose in her toes and sniff the aroma from her feet! She takes off all her clothes, except for her panties and then she puts her feet in my face and I noticed that she has some foot odor. Foot odor causes my dick to get hard, but only under 2 conditions. The 1st condition is the person needs to have sexy smooth legs. The 2nd condition is the foot odor needs to be in moderation. Doreen was just right! Her foot aroma was just right and she had nice, smooth sexy legs!

    I then ask Doreen to drop her panties, but she is reluctant and then she tells me that I ain't going to like what I see. I told her that I can handle it, so she drops her panties and I notice that she has a penis! A chic with a dick! That made me so fucking horny and I was so relieved that she had a dick instead of a cunt because a woman's pussy looks like an ugly taco with hair around it and it often smells like rotten fish! Anyway, I tell her, "that's a very beautiful penis that you have between your legs, can I stick my dick in your ass?" She tells me that would not be a good idea. She told me that she has been constipated for the past several days and the last time that happened was when she was dating Frank, the foot fetish guy. When he pulled his dick out of her ass, he got a piece of fecal matter on his dick and he screamed at the top of his lungs and he said, "no, I can't take this anymore, shit stinks!" and then he dumped her. The 1st thing I said to Doreen after she said that is, "thank you for sharing that with me!" I really enjoy smelling someone's armpits and I don't mind smelly feet as long as long as the person has smooth sexy legs and it's in moderation, but I find fecal matter to be totally disgusting!

    Doreen offers to stroke my dick with her smelly feet, while she beats off and I told her that that sounds like fun! Doreen thanked me for being interested in her smelly feet and she told me that I caused her to have the best orgasm that she has had since she was with Frank the Foot Fetish Guy! Also, the orgasm that I had wasn't bad!. Also, cumming stimulated Doreen's prostate gland and she told me that she ain't constipated anymore, so she asks me if it would be OK for her to use my bathroom, so she can go poo poo! My response was "please don't shit in my bathroom, I fucking hate it when I walk into a bathroom and have to smell someone's bowel movement." After I said that she started crying and said, "my shit stinks and nobody loves me!" God, I can't handle this sensitivity shit! Anyway, I said to her, "it's not your fault, you're not the only person in the world who has shit that stinks." I told her that the reason why it stinks so bad when you take a shit is because of Satan! She feels much better and she started laughing!

    Anyway, I came up with an idea and it was time to go to Old Country Buffet for my feast! I told her that there's a Burger King across the street from Old Country Buffet and I will drop her off at Burger King, so she could go into the bathroom to take a shit. Burger King is a great place to take a shit because the food there tastes like shit and it smells like throw up. Then I told her that as soon as she is done taking a shit a Burger King, she can run across the street and join me at Old Country Buffet! She also decided to take the manual for my new book and read it while she was sitting on the toilet taking a shit!

    I then go on to Old Country Buffet so I can eat endless amounts of food. Doreen joined me about a ½ hour later and she tells me that she read parts of my manual and she will talk to me later about if she's going to publish my book and I have to hold out in suspense worrying if I am going to get rejected. Anyway, I asked her if she took a shit in the men's bathroom or did she take a shit in the woman's bathroom. She told me that she shat in the woman's bathroom because she thinks most women are prissy and she enjoys offending them with bad smells! Anyway, I continue eating and eating and eating.

     As I was leaving Old Country Buffet I realized that I had eaten too much and I wasn't feeling very good. I also ran into Mike, who was 1 of my co-workers at the last job that I had that I was unjustifiably fired from. Anyway, I told Mike to make sure that he tells Cathy (the woman who fired me) that she's a fucking cunt. I also told him to tell Cathy that I hope that she gets colon cancer and I hope that she ends up burning in Hell! I then told Mike that I don't need that job anyway because I am a writer and I am going to make millions of dollars after my new book gets on the best sellers list. He told me, "look dude, don't you know that artists have to starve." I was so afraid that he might be right and with the fear of becoming homeless and I was feeling so sick, I suddenly and abruptly threw up all over his face! Doreen told me that she was very proud of me for throwing up all over that fucking asshole for saying that type of shit to me!

     Doreen told me that she really enjoyed reading my manual while she was sitting on the toilet at Burger King while she was taking a shit! She told me that she had never read anything quite like that before and she told me that I have a lot of creativity and a good imagination! Doreen tells me that she is going to publish my book because we will make millions of dollars from it. Then she tells me that she is going to take the money, so she can have a sex change operation. I said, "why are you going to get rid of that beautiful penis you have and replace it with an ugly taco?" She told me that she's been a man trapped in a woman's body.

   Anyway, I said, "let's at least celebrate my book being published by going to the casino." She told me that the money hasn't come in from the book, yet and we can't afford to go gambling. Who said anything about gambling? There's an all-you-can-eat buffet at the casino. Fuck the gambling! I want to go to the all-you-can-eat buffet and eat endless amounts of food. After eating at the all-you-can-eat buffet at the casino, I asked Doreen if I could stick my dick in her ass in the back seat of the car in the parking lot. She told me that she hasn't taken a shower since taking a shit. I told her that I was so horny that I didn't care and besides, orifices are supposed to stink anyway. Me and Doreen become very close and do a lot of weird and kinky things to each other, but I am afraid that the fun will be over as soon as she gets that beautiful penis cut off!

What Pat said with his ideal day is a Hell of a lot more interesting than all the bogus pro-breeding bullshit that people talk about in Barbara Sher's book in which the sheople will continue to believe that breeding is so wonderful, when it's nothing more than a bunch of total fucking bullshit!  Now, taking a shit is totally disgusting and wouldn't it be nice if you didn't have to take a shit anymore?  Or at least not have it stink so bad.  Dispite all the pro-breeding bullshit that is heard, Pat still thinks that life would be so beautiful when dreams can become a reality.  With that in mind, continue reading Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page so you can hear about ideas and things that you won't hear about anywhere else!