Something that I have been wanting to do for a very long time is I have wanted to become a motivational speaker, but I will really be known as an alternative motivational speaker, but my objective behind this is I want people to experience their hopes and dreams of financial abundance at becoming a reality. Most people don't fail at experience their dreams becoming a reality because they don't have unique gifts and talents, but most people fail to experience their dreams at becoming a reality because they have simply given up. As a motivational speaker the thing I would say to those who have given up on their dreams is I would recommend that they kill themself. At least I will be known as a motivational speaker who will create controversy! For people who have given up on their hopes and dreams, their life is over. Kaput! They need to have enough faith that there is reincarnation and with any luck, they won't turn out to be such an asshole in their next life. I have a lot of resentment towards those who have given up on their dreams. For 1 thing, they have made life much more difficult to those who haven't given up on their dreams, like me! I have noticed that people who have given up on their dreams have a tendency to be very bitchy. They also say things like, "if it was easy to make a lot of money, then everyone would be making it." The reason that people say things like that is because they are fucking assholes! Here's another stupid thing that weak-minded stupid people like to say: "Money doesn't grow on trees." But it grows from the positive and creative ideas that I come up with each day. Try using some fucking positive affirmations for Christ sake!

Now with what I have talked about so far, how are people going to create wealth and abundance? By thinking outside the cage! I want to hang out with people who have vision. People who believe that it's possible to move mountains! That's what bothers me about people like Barbara Enriche who wrote the book Nickeled and Dimmed. The impression that I have gotten from listening to her is she is telling people who are struggling financially is that they are powerless and helpless. From what I have seen in her book, Barbara Enriech illustrates some major problems, but she didn't come up with any solutions. Also, it makes a hell of a lot more sense to focus energy on solving the problems.

With that in mind, Barbara Enreich could have come up with these simple solutions to people who are struggling financially. For 1 thing, she should recommend that they steal toilet paper! That won't fix your financial problems, but every couple of bucks you save helps. She should have recommended that people use file-sharing programs to obtain software. For example, with a file-sharing program, you can download a program that teaches you how to type and if you learn how to type, then you won't have to spend the rest of your life working at Wal-Mart! Another thing she brings up is women who have children and can't afford to take care of them. Anyone who has kids who can't afford to take care of them are pieces of trash! She should have recommended using birth control and if she gets pregnant, then she should have an abortions without hesitation!

Here's some possible suggestions for making money that Barbara Enriech failed to mention in her book: Next time you take a shit, save the piece of toilet paper with your fecal matter on it and put it on ebay and try to sell it! You'll be amazed at what people are willing to buy on ebay! Flushing toilet paper with your fecal matter on it down the toilet may be as bad as flushing money down the toilet! For women, they can put their used tampons and maxi pads on ebay and sell them. There was a guy in from the punk rock band Angry Samoans who enjoyed hanging women's used tampons and maxi pads in his apartment, so there may even be a market for that!

1 thing that I can prove for sure is Howard Stern once had a woman on his show who has a website to sell her used panties and she has made a lot of money by doing that because she was not only capable of thinking outside the cage, but she's capable of thinking outside her panties! A lot of times, women's used panties will smell like rotten fish, but there are lot of men who are willing to buy them and if that's not all, there are some lesbians and bisexual women who are willing to buy them as well. Now if the ideas that I came up with don't sound too good, then I would be more than happy to network with like minded people with vision and come up with even better ideas!

Another thing that with all the shit that these scumfuck money grubbing corporate assholes are doing from outsourcing our jobs to shit infested 3rd world countries means that the days of finding that 9-5 job that will give you security is over and your chances of finding success with that are very slim, now more than ever. The only way to become successful is you are going to have to find some a way to apply your unique gifts and how can all this be achieved? By thinking outside the cage!

With that in mind, you would think that the schools of this country would be focusing on teaching kids on how to find success with alternative forms of employment, right? Wrong! The people who run the schools of this country have an agenda and that agenda is you need to compete in a mean vicious cut throat global economy and their agenda is to teach you how to be powerless and how to be a slave. They can take their global economy and they can stick it up their ass, but better yet, I would rather watch them take a globe and stick it up their ass. Start thinking outside the cage and don't listen to their shit!

Another thing that needs to be done is people need to go down to the Salvation Army and hand out Personal Power CDs from Tony Robbins to the homeless and poor. That be a lot more effective than that religious mind control bullshit they try to indoctrinate them into believing in the invisible man in the sky. If there truly was a loving God, then there wouldn't be any homelessness or any other horrible shit going on. Meanwhile, people can go down to the Salvation Army with these CDs and say "hey poor, hey poor, you don't have to be poor anymore, Tony Robbins is here. Halleluiah!

1 reason why I wish that I was rich is I would like to open up my very own abortion clinic and I would open it right in the Mall of America and I would call it, The Good Riddens to the Baby Abortion Clinic and I would put up a big sign that says "Abortion is Wonderful". When was the last time you heard a motivational speaker talk about how beautiful abortion is? I bet that there has never been a motivational speaker who talked about how beautiful abortion is!

People can change their lives simply by thinking outside the cage and you don't need a master's degree or a PhD to do it either. You only need to know how to do a couple of things. The 1st thing you need to do is you need to have a vision. The 2nd thing you need is you need is you need to know how to wipe your ass after taking a shit. If you can do that, then the sky's the limit and you might even be able to put it on ebay and sell it. I can't wait until I can become a motivational speaker and share my vision with the world!

Pat doesn't just want to shock you with his raunchy smut!  He's also a philosopher and he truly wants to seen you experience prosperity and abundance in your life, just like Tony Robbins!  Pat has a lot of wonderful idea.  The problem is most people are a bunch of fucking assholes who don't want to hear his vision, but if you are cool and are capable of thinking outside the cage, then continue reading Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page and you will be exposed to ideas and vision that you didn't hear anywhere else!