There are very few things left that give me any hope that things will get any better until I saw a movie called The Secret, which will not only make me rich, but it will make me a lot happier. I was so excited when I told many people about it who didn't watch it or watched parts of it and their response was, "this doesn't work." Did they bother to watch it or at least watch the whole thing? No! Did they bother to listen to and follow the instructions mentioned that would make their lives better? No. They just jumped to the conclusion that it doesn't work, so therefore there is no hope that my life will get any better. These people have decided for me that The Secret, also known as the Law of Attraction won't work destroying what little hope that I have left that things will get any better. For those who don't believe that the Law of Attraction works can go suck my dick until the sperm goes shooting down their throats. These people have ruined my life and my life sucks and it's their fault that my life sucks! The least that they can do is comfort me and give me an orgasm for Christ sake!

    The Law of Attraction was not well known 20 years ago, but there were similar things to it and when I told people about things that would attract wealth and abundance into my life, they determined and decided for me that it doesn't work and I blame myself for a lot of this shit as well, because my response was, "OK it's true that it doesn't work and my purpose in life is to be helpless, powerless and to be a slave", which brings a major question to my mind. Why are so many people such stupid, weak minded fucking assholes? Even Oprah had people from The Secret on her show and yes, Oprah is a fucking cunt, but that's the 1 and only thing that she has done that is any good!

    It was in 1988 when I was 1st exposed to the notion that my life ain't supposed to suck and my dreams could become a reality and the 1st idea that had come to my mind was I had this vision that I could make millions of dollars by becoming a door to door colon cleanse salesman, but everyone that I knew told me, "that's not possible" and I ended up listening to their bullshit. Have you ever seen the infomercials for these colon cleans products? Have you ever noticed that the people who do these colon cleanse infomercials smile a lot while they are trying to sell their product? If I could have gotten my colon cleanse business started, you have seen me in the infomercials smiling, but because people decided for me that I couldn't do it, I am ranting and raving about things that piss me off.

    Meanwhile, people who do not believe that the Law of Attraction works are not only fucking assholes, they also have shit for brains, which is why I strongly believe that it extremely important for people to cleanse out their colons! When you cleanse out your colon, there is a good chance that you will spend quite a bit of time sitting on the toilet shitting out diarrhea, but it's well worth it! There are large parts of your colon that are saturated with fecal matter and that fecal matter is loaded with bacteria, germs and poison. That saturated fecal matter gets into your bloodstream, which sends all that fecal matter to your vital organs, including your brain, so when I say that people don't believe in the law of attraction having shit for brains, I mean it literally.

    Throughout history, people had vision on creating something that would make the world a better place. For example, Thomas Edison who invented the light bulb, but most people told him, "that's not possible, there's no way that you can do that" Here's what Thomas Edison had to say, "look you douchbag motherfucker asshole, I am going to invent a light bulb, so don't give me any of your bullshit you fucking asshole and as soon as I invent the light bulb, I am going to take that light bulb and stick it right up your ass!" Then as soon as Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he was so happy, he realized that it wasn't necessary to stick a light bulb up anyone's ass, but he was able to prove that those who doubted that he could turn his vision into a reality were full of shit. If that's not all, I am willing to bet that Thomas Edison cleansed out his colon because he didn't have fecal matter get into his bloodstream and then his brain because he had vision!

     I am sick and tired of hearing people accusing the people who made that movie of only wanting to do is take your money. You can get the Secret movie at the fucking library for free, so there is no excuse not to get it and get educated. People won't bother to watch The Secret, but they'll listen to Barbara Ehrenreich remind them that they are being nickeled and dimed with no solutions and get numbed out watching the belching vomit propaganda on the news about people working 5 jobs that they can't fucking stand and still can't pay their rent.

    Here's a simple rule of the Law of Attraction: If you focus energy on what you don't want, you will actually attract more of it. Here's an example. I will never forget the time when a stray cat came to our house and I swear to God, I thought I saw a penis on the cat. My mother told me that the cat is female. I asked her, "are you sure that you didn't see a penis" and she told me that she didn't. I then asked her if she saw a pussy! My mother didn't answer my question, but she told me that I am crude. What's so crude about that? She was a pussy. A male cat is a pussy with a penis and a female cat is a pussy who has a pussy! The point I am trying to make is my mother focused so much of her energy on her son failing to become a stupid, boring conformists asshole and she focused a lot of her energy on her son being crude, so she actually attracted more of that into her life, causing me to become even more crude than I was already. Actually, now that I think of it, I am glad that my mother focused so much energy on me being crude because being crude is fun! If you focus it on what you do want, you will get more of that.

     Unfuckingfortunately, that can be very difficult because we have been taught and had our minds poisoned from our parents into having their disempowering bullshit shoved down our throats because most people who breed are fucking assholes and of course there is the shit infested school system which teaches us and indoctrinates us into believing that our purpose in life is to be a slave. As for people who try to tell you that the Law of Attraction doesn't work. Fuck Em! Things can get better as soon as you practice changing your thoughts because thoughts are extremely powerful. It would also help if you purchased a colon cleanse product and cleansed out your colon because you will have more energy and your brain will function better causing it to become much easier to take the appropriate actions that will change your life for the better. Also, did you ever wonder why it stinks so bad when you take a shit? The reason that it stinks so bad is because of Satan and his demons love to hang out in your stool, but when you cleanse out your colon, you can poop those demons out your sphincter and into the toilet and when you flush the toilet, those demons will get to go to meet the devil, where they belong. It's the same with having doubts about the Law of Attraction. Take it and flush it down the toilet where they belong! This planet has so much energy in the air we breathe to the plants that can provide us with everything we need. I think people are actually afraid of creating a reality that would be better. It's how things could be, instead of the way they are and things could be better if people would choose intelligence over assholism. It just takes vision, intelligence and thinking outside the cage that would change things for the better.

Who else in the world would talk about colon cleansing while talking about the Law of Attraction?  No one!  Besides the shock humor involved, it does make a lot of sense.  It is not only funny to hear about colon cleansing, but just maybe, just maybe, if people cleansed out their colons they wouldn't be so fucking stupid, they would feel better.  So, go and cleanse out your colon and continue to read Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page and you will be shitting out diarrhea, but you will feel so much better once it's done and after hearing Pat's wonderful vision, you will feel even better, yet!