Have you heard the latest about Charlie Sheen? He appeared on the Alex Jones show recently talking about how he believed that the September 11 terrorist attacks were carried out by the government themselves. With all that, why the fuck hasn't anyone heard of Alex Jones? The thing that bugs me about Alex Jones is a born again Christian and he's against abortion. A guy once called into Alex Jones and told him that he's pro-choice. He said that he doesn't want anything to do with anyone who is prochoice, let alone someone like me who thinks it's beautiful when pieces of bloody aborted fetuses are scraped out of pregnant women's twats and that hurts my fucking feelings! Meanwhile, I still enjoy listening to the Alex Jones show. For 1 thing, Alex Jones hates George W Bush and our government. It is Alex Jones who snuck into Bohemian Grove with a video camera to discover that George W Bush hangs out there where he worships the devil and men suck his cock. Alex Jones also said that Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York is a bag of pus and I think that it's amusing when he refers to politicians as bags of pus and maggot pus. On a serious note, listening to Alex Jones has notified me that things are a lot worse than your wildest nightmares. Things have gotten very close to becoming like they were in Nazi Germany in this country and I ain't making any of this shit up. You can read about it at www.prisonplanet.com and www.infowars.com to find out more.

      Also, Alex Jones lives in Austin, Texas, which is where the National Poetry Slam is going to be held, which is why it is important that I make it on the slam team so I can there to talk about Alex Jones where everybody has heard of him. The government is going to stage terrorists attacks involving nuclear weapons on June 6 of this year and they are going to pick June 6 because it is the 6th day of the 6th month in the 6th year, which translates to 666! Now that Charily Sheen has come out saying that the government covered up the September 11 attacks means that these global crime syndicate scumfucks are scared shitless and they are willing to pull anything to impose total tyranny upon us, but this can be prevented if I get to go to the National Poetry Slam. If there ain't a terrorist attack involving nuclear weapons, then I can guarantee that the bird flue will come along and kill everyone and that will be fucking beautiful because humans suck. In that case, I don't want to go to Austin, because I would rather see humans become extinct and besides, the weather will be too fucking hot, anyway! As for you judges, the ball is now in your court and the decision you are about to make is going to be the most important 1 you have ever made in your life. If you want the existence of humanity to survive, I need to go to Austin to share my vision with the world!

Well, Pat ain't going to compete at the National Poetry Slam in Austin, Texas and the world is going to come to an end.  The only thing that is going to save the world is Pat needs to go on tours to share his vision of the world and until that happens, lets continue to read Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page, which probably won't save human life on this planet, but it's a bunch of fucking shit anyway, however, lets hope that the spaceships come to rescue all the cool people in the world, so they can fly on a spaceship to a better world.