Ever notice how SERIOUS people are these days? In this day & age of political correctness, no one is willing to cross the line. You have to be SO careful with what you say, because whatever it is, it's sure to offend SOMEONE. Just another excuse to take away our freedom of speech

     Remember when we were younger, how much we enjoyed ethnic, religious, sexist & handicapped jokes? Come on, they were FUNNY. Funy, as in, not to be taken seriously. So WHY is it that all of a sudden, this type of in your face humor is no longer acceptable? And WHY is it that certain things which should be frowned upon aren't & other things which shouldn't be frowned upon are? For instance, if your teenage child does any of the following on school grounds, he or she will be severely punished: Using ethnic slurs, flirting with someone or joking about killing someone popular. Yet if aeen bullies a misfit nonconformist, not only do they get away with it but that act of being a fucking asshole causes them to be considered cool. How fucked up is THAT? Another prime example is that we never hear love songs about so-called "unacceptable" relationships because they'd OFFEND the majority. Oh, songs about incest, pedophilia, necrophelia, S&M and bestiality DO exist; I've heard some & written others. But tell me, when's the last time you heard GG Allin's "Expose Yourself To Kids" on Clear Channel or infinity? That's right-never! What offends ME are the sappy, phony love ballads we get bombarded with on commercial radio. Clearly there's a double standard involved as to what is & what isn't considered offensive. Offending the brain-dead majority isn't cool. Offending free-thinking individuals IS.

    And has anyone heard about the Columbine game coming out? Of course, the victims' families are appalled. Don't get me wrong, I truly feel for anybody who's lost a loved one. But, you stupid breeders, did it ever once enter your retarded brains that your so-called precious little angel was a bully who ended up getting what they deserved because they tormented nonconformists? They probably learned that repulsive behaviour from YOU, asshole! You know, humor is an important part of healing.

     Oh, and I can't stand prissy cunts who get on the exploited & abused bandwagon. Hey, bitch, if you burned MY dinner, I'D kick your fucking ass too! One of my favourite bands, the Mentors and they are sexist pigs & proud of it! They have a great song about guys giving a woman knock-out pills and then raping her, an equally great song about a male teacher who's attracted to young girls, another one with the slogan "Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her" & how can I forgetthe one that goes "Suck and fuck and cook and clean, slut that's your daily routine. If you wanna be my wife you gota do this the rest of your life". OK, WHY am I one of the only people who finds humor in that? And WHY do I seem to be the only woman who finds that funny?
LIGHTEN UP!