I'm not sure if I'm a lesbian or not. I had my 1st sexual experience when I was in the 3rd grade. What happened was my teacher; Mrs. Peterson had me stay after school. She told me that I was her special little girl. She told me to pull down my pants and she put her mouth on my twat and then she ate me out. That was the most beautiful thing I experienced in my entire life! Also, Mrs. Peterson told me that eating out my twat was a lot more fun than having sex with her husband! Since then I have had women eat out my twat and I have had men eat out my twat and it's a lot more enjoyable when a woman eats out my twat because women are a lot more gentle when they do it, while a lot of men who eat out my twat are rough brutal assholes. Here's another thing, I really enjoy it when a woman eats out my twat, but I can not stand sticking my face in another women's twat and eating her out. In fact I find the taste and smell of another women's twat to be repulsive and it makes me gag! I would rather suck a man's dick than eat out a women's twat, however I don't particularly enjoy doing that either. I once sucked a man's dick and he shot his load right down my throat and it tasted kind of salty, but I would still rather do that than eat out another women's twat, which smells like anchovies and rotten fish, which causes me to gag. Meanwhile, I once met a man who fucked me in the cunt and I didn't really particularly enjoy it at all and if that's not all, he got me pregnant. The good news is I went down to the abortion clinic and got that fucking brat scraped out of my twat! Anyway, I once met a man who fucked me in the ass and that was fun! I then met a woman who stuck a plastic penis up my ass and that was even more fun! I really enjoy it when a woman eats out my twat, but I have never met a woman who ate me out as good as Mrs. Peterson did and I want her to eat me out again so fucking badly, but she told me that she only likes to eat out prepubescent girls because she can't stand it when pubic hairs get stuck in her throat! Well, I am afraid that I now have pubic hair, which means that Mrs. Peterson would not want to eat out my twat anymore and that fucking sucks! Well, from what I have told you, do you think I'm a lesbian because I am not really sure?

Well, are there lesbians who enjoy having their twats eaten out, but they don't want to eat out other women's twats?  How the fuck can I know?  Most people are uptight fucking assholes and don't talk about these things, but the Reverend Pat D sure does!  That's why you need to continue reading Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page, so you can hear about things that other people are too chicken shit to talk about!