It looks like Florida will get hit with yet, another hurricane, the 3rd hurricane in the past month. Meanwhile, I can't understand why anyone would want to live in Florida? Besides having to deal with hurricanes, the weather is too fucking hot. I lived in Florida for over 7 ½ years and it was the worst 7 ½ years of my life. Every day, the same old shit with that stifling fucking heat and if that's not enough, the fucking dew points are in the 70s every fucking day and my parents thought that I would get used to it. I didn't! Also, hot weather comes from Satan, especially when the dew point is high. Then, there's the hurricanes. I was in Florida when Hurricane Andrew hit. I told my mother that we wouldn't have to go through this shit with these hurricanes if we were still living in Chicago, but she told me that Chicago gets hurricanes too. The blizzards in Minnesota are nothing in comparison to the shit you have to go through with hurricanes. I remember the day before Hurricane Andrew hit, I went down to the video store because I was planning on renting a porno film, but they were already closed because of the hurricane. Also, hurricanes will cause the electricity knocked out for weeks, which means no air conditioning in that horrible fucking heat and humidity. Another thing is I heard story on the news about how difficult it is for this woman who has 4 kids to go to 1 of those hurricane shelters. Well, she should have thought about that before spreading her legs 4 times and letting some guy stick his dick inside her without using a condom and if that didn't work, she should have paid a visit to the abortion clinic 4 times. Meanwhile, the hurricane shelters will not let people bring their pets. Those fucking bastards! That is so unfucking fair and that makes me so fucking mad! It is OK for breeders to bring their obnoxious screaming filthy brats, but they can't bring their cats, so they can get killed in the storm.
You should be so glad that you live in Minnesota. At least here, I know that during a blizzard, I can still go down to the video store and rent a porno film, but with global warming, the weather is too fucking hot here in the summer, but Florida keeps getting hotter all the time too because global warming is caused by these scumfuck corporations who keep polluting the air and global warming comes from Satan and these hurricanes come from Satan, but then again, maybe hurricanes come from God! This makes me think that there may be a God after all and if there is a God, I think that he is getting even if that state for allowing George W Bush to steal the election! With global warming, the ocean temperatures will continue to get hotter and hotter, which will cause more and even nastier hurricanes to be coming down the pike. I would like to see a hurricane come and cause the entire state of Florida to sink into the ocean!
Seeing that Pat recently past the 10-year anniversary of moving out of the state of shit, better known as Florida, he didn't forget about what a difficult change to adjust to, living on his own and he could have decided to move back there, but Pat is smart enough to remember how much Florida fucking sucks and his life would be back to the same repulsive shit that he experienced while living there. Thankfully, Pat did his rant about the hurricanes in that shit state because he remembers how bad life sucked while he lived there. That is why you need to go back to Pat's 2004 vision of the World Page to make your life better by avoiding things that suck, like, Florida!