What does it take in order to be happy? That's a good question. From my personal experience, I still can't figure out where happiness comes from, but 1 thing I know for sure, happiness does not come from seeing therapists. I have waited a long time to have an opportunity to diss therapists. Also, dissing therapists is even more fun than dissing the police and it is even more important than dissing the police too. For many different reasons, the world sucks and when it comes to solving the problem I want to get to the root cause of the problem. For example, why are so many police officers such evil, corrupt, violent and brutal assholes? It's because they listen to therapists. Most therapists are hate mongers who are intolerant of people who are misunderstood and non-conformists and it doesn't take a lot of intelligent to be a police officer, which means that they spend their careers following orders, instead of thinking, so when a therapist is out preaching hatred and intolerance towards people who are different, the police officer responds by beating the shit out of and in some cases even murdering these people, but the mainstream media continues to shove therapists down our throats..

    The "mental health" profession has a history of appalling human rights violations. For example, in the 1800s, doctors would treat people who are mentally ill, by putting them in boxes while they were naked and spinning them around in circles and people actually take these people seriously? I bet a lot of doctors got stiffies and jerked off whenever they did things like that, but fascism and hypocrisy often goes hand in hand. For example, the "mental health" profession created a hysteria over masturbation in the late 1800s, which lead to John Kellogg, the creator of Kellogg's cereal who claimed that eating his bland tasting cereal would prevent kids from masturbating, but it did not work. By the 1960s, human rights violations from our beloved "mental health profession continued to run amuck. Hey, just don't take my word for it. I would suggest going out and renting a movie called 1 flew over the Cuckoo's nest. The movie let's the viewer know that people in charge of the "mental health profession" are scum, but I have to warn you that what happens in that movie is very disturbing. Worse, yet, the nurses in that movie are a bunch of uptight authoritarian fucking cunts! I was horrified after watching that movie.

     Today, in the 21st century, the "mental health profession" still sucks, although some progress has been made. Up until 1973, the "mental health profession" finally declared that homosexuality is no longer a mental illness and it's OK for people to masturbate, as long as they don't do it too often! As for homosexuality, why did they say that it was a mental illness in the 1st place? Because being a homosexual deviated from what was considered acceptable and normal and the "mental health profession" is run by a bunch of hate monger evil fucking assholes, but they changed their minds by declaring that homosexuality was no longer a mental illness once they realized that they could make more money by telling their clients that's it's OK to be gay instead of telling them that it ain't OK and that's what therapy is all about. It's about ripping people off and it's about mind control. Another reason therapy is a load of bullshit is if your life sucks, it's your fault, it's all your fault. It's not your parent's fault, it's not your boss who is a total fucking prick who treats you like shit and it's certainly not the Government's fault.

    Now, back in the early 80s, I truly believed that all my problems would be fixed once I got into therapy because when I watched the news, I was duped into believing all the bullshit and lies with all their stories about people suffering from depression. Once I got into therapy, my experience with it has been less than satisfactory. I was not making a lot of money and this guy refused to let me see him for less than $75 a session because he wouldn't be able to make a profit. I told him that I could not afford that, so he tells me that I should work 2 jobs to pay for my therapy because he was concerned about my "happiness". What a money grubbing scumfuck douchbag asshole. He then tells me to ask my parents to give me the money so I could see him. I knew that wouldn't work because even my parents had enough common sense to realize that therapy is nothing more than a bunch of money grubbing bullshit and they didn't know a single person who was ever helped by it. Then that fucking thief started blackmailing me. He told me that if I didn't ask my parents to give me the $75 to see him or find a way to see him, he told me that he was going to call my parents and tell them everything that I told him, even though he was required to keep what I talked about confidential.

     I then went to 1 of these places that was funded by the United Way which was cheaper, but would still cost $20 a session and it just turned out to be another asshole who I didn't feel comfortable sharing my life story or concerns with and I believe that if you don't feel comfortable talking about something to someone, then you shouldn't be talking about it. That guy told me that $20 is about is cheap is it gets for therapy, but to me $20 is a fucking rip off just to spend 45 minutes talking to someone. I can get 2 meals at an all-you-can eat buffet for $20 and at least with that, I know that I will be getting enough food to eat.

     Now if I am so strongly against therapy, would certainly mean that I would be strongly opposed to people taking medication for people suffering from depression? Right? Wrong. This goes to show that I have an open mind. There isn't a single cool person who I know who has ever been helped with therapy, but I do know a couple of people who have been helped by taking medication. I still have mixed feelings about medication, but if it's going to make it easier for someone to get through life, then I am all for it. I think that medication needs to be more affordable because those money grubbing scumfucks in the pharmaceutical industry are charging way too much money. Taking medication to help cope with depression defeats the porpoise if it bankrupts you. Here's another thing. I have heard of people robbing liquor stores and shooting the clerk in the head because he needs money to buy crack cocaine. Why is it that you never hear about the people who rob liquor stores and shoots the guy in the head because he needs money for Prozac and why is it that the gangstas charging too much money for crack cocaine the scum of the Earth, while the gangsta's charging too much money for Prozac the good guys? It is important for Prozac to be affordable and it should be available without a prescription, but I can't even get that cream that I put on my itchy balls without a prescription, which is totally ridiculous. Here's another, I constantly hear these fucking therapists go on tv saying, it's OK to take medication, but the medication isn't nearly as effective without the counseling to go along with it. I would say, take your counseling and shove it up your ass and just give me my fucking pills!

    It is impossible for me to be happy because the world sucks, but I have discovered some things to at least make me happier. Listening to cool music makes me feel happier, but I don't hear cool music on mainstream radio stations because mainstream radio stations suck. There was a time when I was really feeling depressed when I was at Walgreen's while I was walking through the feminine hygiene section and it was around Easter Time and Easter sucks. Anyway, I picked up a couple of feminine douches and I decided to put it in with the Easter candy. That gave me a cheap thrill, but it made me feel much better. There was a time when I was at the drug store and I took a box of Tampax Tampons and I decided to set it in the same isle with the groceries and the manager of the store caught me and wanted to know why I did that? It's doing shit like that that really picks me up when I'm feeling blue and it's a Hell of a lot cheaper than seeing a "mental health professional" which is a multi-billion dollar industry of fraud.

    Imagine that, if people had enough imagination and focused their minds on stuff that's cool, it would help people cope with depression.  Unfuckingfortunately, the Reverend Pat D doesn't have the power to make all the shit in the world disapear, he at least doesn't pretend to have all the answers like those money grubbing scumfuck con-artists therapists.  The best real therapy anyone can have is to read Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page and for those who do not feel better after reading Pat's page or don't think that it's funny, well that's tough fucking shit!