16-year-old Tiffany was a lot more intelligent than most girls her age. She had no desire to have kids and she had already made up her mind to be childfree throughout her life. Tiffany said that if she ever becomes pregnant, she will have an abortion without hesitation! Tiffany was also failing gym class and her teacher Mr. Garrison agreed to give her a passing grade if she was willing to let him have sex with her.

    Well, Tiffany got a passing grade, but uh, oh, she ended up getting pregnant. Tiffany then went down to the abortion clinic and she told them, "I need an abortion, there's a parasite growing inside my womb and I want you to go in there and scrape it out." There was a bit of a problem. Thanks to the Republicans and their anti-abortion fucking bullshit, a law was passed that requires a minor to get permission from their parents before they could have an abortion. Tiffany's parents would never give her permission for an abortion because they are conservative born again bible-thumping assholes. Tiffany never wanted a brat to come along and fuck up the rest of her life, so she went down by the railroad tracks, took a coat hanger, stuck it up her twat and scraped the fetus out herself and then she threw it on the railroad tracks. Then a train came by and ran it over and her abortion was a success, but uh oh, she damaged her uterus and she had to go to the emergency room because she was in excruciating pain, and all that would have been prevented if the Republicans didn't pass their anti-abortion bullshit that would have kept abortion safe and legal.

     The fascist Republican assholes were going to charge Tiffany for murdering her unborn baby. Meanwhile, a group of people lead by the Reverend John Danko from the 1st Baptist Church of Moral Values went down to the scene of Tiffany's abortion to perform an exorcism right on the railroad tracks and during the exorcism, Reverend Danko went into a trance, so he pulled down his pants and jerked off on the remains of Tiffany's fetus, but then a train came by and ran him over. Then Tiffany's fetus came to life and said "brains, brains, I need to eat brains", so the fetus jumped on all of the people from the church and ate their brains, but the exorcism caused all the millions of aborted fetuses to come back from the dead and eat the brains of pro-lifers. As it turns out, the fetuses only ate the brains of pro-lifers because they have shit for brains and the fetuses enjoyed eating brains that tasted like shit! Once the fetuses were done eating the brains of pro-lifers, they disappeared and Tiffany was happy because at long last, the Earth was liberated from assholes. Tiffany decided to get married to Mr. Garrison after he agreed to have a vasectomy and she lived happily ever after!

Well, I like a story with a happy ending and who the fuck has the right to say that Pat is "negative"?   Also, it would be interesting if aborted fetuses came back from the dead, but then again, some "pro-life" assholes might make a movie about aborted fetuses coming back from the dead because they would be getting even for being aborted, but they would be too narrow minded to have some fucking swear words in the movie.  Now, there is plenty of profanity in Pat's spoken words stuff, which is why you need to continue reading Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page and be so greatfull that there are people intelligent enough to love abortion!