I have been allowed people to take away my right to free speech because some of the things I talk about is controversial and it offends people. Because I was not allowed to express my feelings, I used to get these real bad and horrible gas pains. I was then walking down the street when a man approached me and asked me, how I was doing? I told him that I have these gas pains and they hurt so bad. He told me that my problem was caused by Satan and I would get a healing if I went to worship services at a conservative fundamentalist Baptist church, so I went to the church and they were having this big crusade and the people were jumping up and down and they were talking about how we need to stomp out Satan. I then started jumping up and down and I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Satan is a bad motherfucker", "Satan is a bad motherfucker" and I kept saying it over and over again. Each time I said it I noticed that I was feeling better and better, my gas pains were gone and Jesus gave me a healing. I was so into chanting I didn't pay attention to anything else when I looked around and noticed that the people in the church were all giving me dirty looks and then they made me leave and told me that I am not welcome back in their church!

      That experience really upset me and made me realize that if people in church were going to treat me like that then there is no God, so I said "fuck religion", so I decided to become an atheist, but then my gas pains came back! I then went to 1 of the local area atheists groups and showed a thing that I wrote from 1 of my spoken words performances to the leader of the group, Marie. Marie told me that the stuff I write about is obscene and it made her feel like throwing up. God, what a fucking judgmental fucking cunt! Also, during the meeting I did a lot of ranting and raving about things that piss me off and I used a lot of profanity too! Then this guy Jim approaches me and tells me that I am turning people off with my language, even though they are atheists and they should be more open minded, but apparently not. Well, people who cannot handle my fucking language can go take a flying fuck, suck my dick and fucking eat shit and die! Fuck the atheists too. In fact, fuck everyone! Ranting and raving about things that piss me off gives me a healing, but telling a good joke gives me a healing too, like a Michael Jackson joke! Did you hear that Michael Jackson got food poisoning? He got it because he decided to eat an 8-year-old wiener! I love to hear jokes like that that are in bad tastes because the world sucks and it gives me a healing. The purpose of my life is not about being a popularity contest! The purpose of life is about sharing my vision with the world! I am the Reverend Pat D and I am interested in providing a healing to all the people in the world who are misunderstood!

     Not only is the Reverend Pat D interested in sharing his vision with the world, but he is truly evolving as he talks about things that piss him off with increased energy while he does it because he increasing doesn't give a shit about what people think because he knows that there are people who are cool enough to enjoy hearing Pat share his vision, so let's go back to Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page to read more obscene stuff because stuff like that is cool!

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