George Carlin's with the 7 words you can't say on TV:
Friends who agree with me on conspiracy theories:
A hot piece of ass who treats me like a king:
These are a few of my favorite things ;

Talking about when I was Laura Ingalls:
Getting my dick sucked until my nuts tingle:
Cold Coca-Cola & chicken wings:
These are a few of my favorite things:

When my balls itch, & my folks bitch,
And shit gets makes me feel sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!

Every pregnant woman gets an abortion:
Foods that I love served in huge, great big portions:
Dirty-mouthed punk bands who get up & say the word "fuck"
These are a few of my favorite things

Smelling the cat's ear, and getting brown stuff on my nose:
My spoken word piece all about Mother Earth loving orgasms:
Huge buffet lunches at "Golden Corral":
These are a few of my favorite things:

When my balls itch, & my folks bitch,
And shit makes me feel sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!

When shit happens, of course thinking about my favorite things makes me feel better, that is if you can have your favorite things, because when you are blocked from your favorite things, that fucking sucks!  It's important to experience your favorite things to help cope with it when shit happens, otherwise you will go insane.  Pat's favorite things are cool, however he does like whiskers on kittens, but his version of the song is way cooler than the original version, which is why it is important to continue to read Pat's 2006 Vision of the World Page, so you will get ideas on how to make the world a better place for people who are cool!