The last time that I was here on May 25, I was planning on talking about something else, but that changed as soon as I got in the car because after I leave balls, I like to listen to a show on the radio called The Root-of-all-Evil and as soon as I turned it on they were talking about Earl Root who had been sick for quite awhile with Hodgkins Lymphoma and they were saying thing such as "Earl liked", "Earl did" and "Earl Enjoyed", blah, blah, Gee, that ain't a good sign and before I got home, it was confirmed that Earl Root had died who was only a year older that I am.

    Earl Root sounded like he was a very cool guy and I wanted to meet him, so I went into the record store that he owned and he turned out to be a prick. I went in there hoping that he would help me with selling my CDs and at 1st he was nice, but then he was snapping at me whenever I asked him a question and I fucking hate it when people snap at me! He offered to sell my CDs, but at a very low price and gave me this attitude as though I wasn't any good.

    I also once heard Earl Root talk on the radio about GG Allin. He was saying shit that GG Allin wasn't any good and mentioned that he met him once and said that he smelled worse than a dead person. GG Allin was not only 1 of the greatest rock n roll stars of all, but he was the most vile and vulgar rock n roll stars of all time. GG Allin would sing songs such as, Expose Yourself to Kids, Bite it you Scum and Outlaw Scumfuck. If that's not all, during a concert, GG Allin would take off his clothes and he would beat off on stage and if that's not all, he urinated on stage and if that's not all, he even took a shit on stage and then he rubbed it all over himself and then he threw some of it at people in the audience. I once told my brother about what GG Allin did at a concert and he told me that that was 1 show in which he would not want to have front row seats. I am afraid that Earl Root was right and GG Allin probably did not smell very good!

    In 1994, I got a call from my higher power that I needed to go to take a pilgrimage to Walnut Grove, Minnesota, which is the town that Laura Ingalls, Wilder grew up at and I took a GG Allin tape with me and I played a song called Ass Licken, Cunt Licken Masturbation, while I was driving by Laura Ingalls schoolhouse. Some of you may not be aware of this, but in my previous lifetime I was Laura Ingalls and I played that song to prove that I have changed a bit since I was Laura Ingalls! I am willing to bet a million dollars that I am the only person in the world who has ever listened to a GG Allin song in Walnut Grove.

     Even though Earl Root did not like GG Allin, he still played a lot of cool heavy metal songs on his show. I remember some of the song titles, which included Cum Covered Stab Wounds, Molesting the Decapitated and Stab me til I Cum and he would laugh sarcastically while mentioning those song titles, and I can't understand why he had an attitude about GG Allen, however songs like that just simply go too far, especially the Stab me til I Cum song! I once had a bad paper cut on my finger, while my dick was hard and I felt like beating off. I put my fingers on my penis and started stroking away, but my finger hurt so bad, but I was so horny, which put me in a dilemma. Should I suffer the horrible pain while stroking my cock, so I could have an orgasm or should I suffer from being very horny? I decided to go ahead with beating off, but I masturbated far less often than I normally do because my finger was in so much pain and the point that I am trying to make is if a paper cut is that painful, I don't know how someone can possibly cum after being stabbed?

   They were playing tribute to Earl Root for at least 2 weeks on the Root-of-All and they mentioned that he is up there jamming with Frank Zappa and Jimmi Hendrix, but made no mention of GG Allin and because of that I need to look up at the heavens to see if he's there. Oh yeah! I just saw him. It turns out that GG Allin just took a shit and threw it Earl Root. I'm sorry that I had to say that, but I am afraid that GG Allin is pissed at him for saying shit about him, no pun intended! If that's not all, I then heard Earl Root say, "throw as much shit at me as you feel like it, dude, because up here fecal matter don't stink, dude!" Well, they are in a better place aren't they? In order to be in a better place, it is important for fecal matter not to stink! Fecal matter stinks on Earth because Satan causes shit to stink and the reason that it stinks is because people allow it to stink with their limited thoughts, which allows Satan to control this planet and Satan has the ability to control this planet because most people are a bunch of fucking assholes. I also, saw Wendy O Williams up there who was a great punk rock singer who used to masturbate with a sledge hammer during her shows and she was arrested and assaulted by the fucking police after a show in Milwaukee because some incompetent self-righteous piece of shit state attourney pig had her arrested, so he can make a political gain for himself. Wendy O Williams decided to kill herself because she said that this world doesn't make any sense. Gee, I wonder why she felt that way with the enormous amounts of bullshit and hypocrisy!

    Meanwhile, last but not least, I saw George Carlin up there and I am afraid that we lost George Carlin this week and I think that this is the most upset that I have ever gotten after losing someone. During recent years, George Carlin was not only a comedian, but he was very upfront and honest about how corrupt the government and this system is and I heard a lot more honesty from George Carlin than I have heard on the news, which reminds me that we lost Tim Russert who I did not see up there, thankfully. Jack Blood who is a radio show talk show host had Tim Russert on his show and when he brought up the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks being an inside job, Tim Russert hung up on him. Well, that goes to show what a neocon pig he was for covering up how the government murdered 3000 people at the World Trade Center and got away with it, but George Carlin came out and mentioned that 911 was an inside job!

   This was a horrible week to lose George Carlin because whenever I turned on the news all they have been talking about is that golf tournament in Edina. George Carlin hated golf. He said watching golf is about exciting as watching flies fuck! Actually, I think that I would rather watch flies fuck and I would certainly much rather hear people carry on a conversation about flies fucking, which is better than listening to people talk about their children, but George Carlin once said, "fuck the children!" The ultimate classic that George Carlin did was mention the 7 words that you can't say on TV, but he expanded that list to thousands of words that can't be said, which includes, "Mongolian Cluster Fuck". What is a Mongolian Cluster fuck? I am so upset about losing George Carlin that I would like to see a nuclear war and see the world come to an end, but then again at least Dough Stanhope is still alive who is a comedian who is very vulgar! If Dough Stanhope drops dead, I will hope and pray for a nuclear war! At least George Carlin lived to be 71, which is symbolic because 71 was 1 of those thousands of words that you could not say on TV. George Carlin said you can't say 71 on TV because it's the same as 69 with 2 fingers up your ass! The 1 thing that I have to say about Earl Root is he felt very strongly about freedom of speech and spoke out against the FCC bastards for their "indecency" bullshit, which is 1 thing I did strongly admire about him and he did at least apologize for being a prick to me, but I am really going to miss George Carlin and I want George Carlin to come back from the dead!

Pat got pissed off at Earl Root for being such a prick to him, but just because he croaked doesn't mean that he's going to pretend that he didn't get pissed off at him for the way that he treated him.  Besides, he pointed out some good things about Earl Root.  Pat was never that crazy about meeting George Carlin out of fear that he might act like an asshole to him, but someone from We Are Change, who is involved with the 911 Truth movement at a book signing and George Carlin was polite and admitted that the government probably carried out 911, so unfuckingfortunately, it is tragic that we lost George Carlin and that fucking sucks, but he left behind a lot of wonderful thought provoking material along with using humor that Pat really enjoyed.  All we can do now is continue reading Pat's 2008 Vision of the World Page, which is 1 of the few places where you can go to learn things that you have never been taught about in his own