When I was growing up, my family and the people in my church were all pro-lifers and I felt that having an abortion was wrong. My sister is also a pro-lifer who had 9 babies and she is living deep in poverty and she is a total white trash cunt. Despite that, I believed in the sanctity of life and having an abortion was simply just wrong. I then ended up getting pregnant and I felt that because abortion was wrong, I just had to "have the baby". I then thought about myself turning out to be like my sister and I slipped into a deep depression. I was at the Mall of America and saw all the neat stuff they have that I will never be able to afford. I had gotten so depressed, I was going to buy some rope at the Mall of America and hang myself. While walking through the mall, I saw a place called "Good Riddons to the Baby Abortion Clinic". I went in there and they scraped that fetus out my twat in a jiffy! I have been so happy since I had an abortion! With all the money I saved by not having the baby, I went out and bought me a new computer with a DVD burner, which is so much nicer than having kids. I then went to the Humane Society and adopted a cat because having a cat is so much nicer than having a brat!

Abortion, what a wonderful choice!

Now if all public service announcements were like that, the world would no longer suck, but most public service announcements suck and most of them are nothing more than a bunch of total fucking bullshit, that is why you need to keep reading Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page, because he wants to eliminate bullshit off the face of the Earth!