Once I had an older lover
Who liked me to hug and squeeze
Scissor him and stretch him
Because I'm a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
But my older lover
Didn't want a kid or two or more
I think it's only just
Because I'm a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
So I found another lover
Who gave me a lanky daughter
And her hairy brother
And she's a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
Now as I start to wither,
I think of my first lover,
And what he said to me
Because I'm a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
"Let's have fun, not screaming children"
"Let's live forever, and not die"
Was what he said to me
Because I'm a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
He found another lover,
And now the're frozen together
Waiting for a new life
And she's a wrestler,
A Lady Wrestler
I just wait for the sad day
When I shall be dragged, kicking
To that big ring in the sky
Pause
spoken : But I know now there's no such place
Pause
I was a wrestler
A Lady Wrestler.
[Anyone interested in putting it to music?]