Okay, this has to be one of the lamest pages I've ever made next to that no so secret fairy fountain page, but I kind of thought, what the hell why not. Often times while surfing the net, or updating the site I am surrounded by so much, well how can I put it, JUNK, in my room that I figured I would share it with everyone else. I mean there's really a lot of stuff in here, and you just might be interested in what personal effects Video Gamer X surrounds himself in. (Believe me it scares me sometimes, the crap I still have) Ready or not, here it comes:

Hmm, let's see, where should I start. Ahh, yes the Bookcase by the door.

• Numerous Computer Manuals and Books (Old). MS-DOS ver. 2.0? Man, time to throw that baby away!
• A dog-eared and mangled World Wildlife Book my grandma bought me for my ninth birthday.
• Guiness Book of World Records 1983-Hardbound-Also mangled.
• Some Big Binders with Programming Info in them.
• A box with seashells AND, mind you, computer disks in it. Can you imagine that?
• A box with an external 9600 kbs Modem in it (Imagine surfin' that net with that clunker), some more disks, a cable, and some wire.
• A box with small computer hardware manuals, some hardware installation setup disks, and some more cables.
• Stuffed on top of that box is two magazines, A Becket Baseball Card Monthly from, let's see..., January 1993, Frank Thomas on the Cover, and a Nintendo Power from February 1993 (Pugsley's on the Cover of that one).

• Lots N' Lots o magazines. Sega Visions (Does anybody remember this one, got every issue), Playstation, EGM (dating back to 1990), PSM, Expert Gamer, PC Magazine, Astronomy, OMNI, Compute, PComputing, and issue of Highlights (that one's ancient). There's also a Manual for Visual Basic ver. 4.0, an old Health textbook from Middle School, and some spiril notebooks with plans for video games me and my friends created when I was 12 and 13.
• On the four inch lip that spans the space from the spines of the magazines to the edge of the shelf there are some (about 50 to be exact) *ahem* borrowed hall passes from school, about 50 Magic: The Gathering Cards in a precarious stack, an Amber Bock beer bottle cap, a nail clipper, a LEGO that I painted gold (most likely part of some creation I made years ago, that his since shattered into thousands of pieces), and finally a book tilted on it's side (I don't think I've ever read this one, some one gave it to me) "Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind" (Ooooh, spoooooky, aliens)

• Hmm, a pair of old Labtech Computer Speakers (not in use)
• An unopened set of Christmas Ornaments (guess I forgot to put those guys back this past Christmas)
• A pair of Binoculars
• Two Keychains, one of Mario (bah, curse the devilish monkey's paw!), and Sylvester
• An old nametag from one of my jobs.
• An unopened box of "Hollow Wall Anchors"
• A post-it notepad, borrowed it from work.
• A Gillete Mach 3, Shaver
• Some Junk-Mail I threw on that shelf the other day.
• A LEGO house (hmm, dusty) I built when I was 13 (Red, Blue, and Yellow, Two gables pitched exactly at 30 degrees.
• A Piece of Coral
• The box to a deck of Playing Cards
• Pen Tops
• $0.01 (a penny, for those of you who are numerically challenged)

• Books, lot's of books on many various topics. Let's see...1992 Guide to US Coins, "Breakout into Space," "Secret Life," by David M. Jacobs Ph. D., "Star Wars: Heir to the Empire," "The Dragon's Triangle," by Charles Berlitz, "Websters Ryming Dictionary," "Myst" (the book mind you), "Chariots of the Gods?" Funk and Wagnals Hammond World Atlas, "The Firm," "UFO Crash at Roswell" (heh, more aliens) "A brief History of Time" by Stephen W. Hawking, "Games for the Super Intelegent" "Profiles of the Future" by Arther C. Clarke, "Dune" (awesome book) by Frank Herbert, "Transformation" by Whitley Strieber (just can't get enough o' them alien book it seems), The Holy Bible, "The X-File's: Antibodies," "Geometry, Reletivity, and the 4th Dimension" (just a little light reading), 1988 Guiness Book of World Records.
• A stick of Deodorant, Old Spice-High Endurance
• A box with many Dragon Dice in it.
• A Final Fantasy VII action Figure-Tifa to be exact (still in box).
• A baggie of Fish Hooks.
• A watch.
• A toy UFO that makes horrid noises when you push it against a surface.
• A broken Electronic Pocket Dictionary.
• Slips of paper with intelligible gibberish scrawled across them.
• Some Glow in the Black Light Planets and stars.
• A "Bud Light" beer bottle cap.
• A pertified bone fossil, a petrified turtle shell fossil, and a petrified shark tooth.
• Some pen tops.
• A pair of chop sticks.
• Some product coupons. (expired)
• An unused Deposit Slip.
• A product Registration Card I forgot to send in (Doh!)
• Some kind of pin, in the shape of a parrot.
• A necklace box (no necklace inside).
• A LEGO Star Wars Snowspeeder (built).
• Some loose watch batteries.
• Some Fortune cookie papers. "When winter comes heaven will rain success on you," "You are never selfish with you advice or your help" "Don't be naive" "Accept a tough assignment at work" "In God we trust. All others must pay cash" and "You are considering some action which will bring credit upon you" (Man, there is WISDOM in those words, I mean really, heh, heh.)
• Paperclips, from work of course.
• Rubberbands, also from work.
• A red tie tag from a loaf of bread.

• This is the movie shelf, not where I keep all my movies mind you, but most of the good or newer ones. There's Armageddon, Many X-File episodes, Independance Day, Spawn, Species, Contact, Star Trek: Generations, Apollo 13, Star Trek: First Contact, The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition, Titanic, and my own personal show and movie tapings, "Beavis and Butt-Head" "SouthPark" "X-Files" "Twin Peaks" "Terminator 2" "Star Trek" "Shindler's List" "X-Men" "The OJ Simpson Trial" blah, blah, and blah...
• A LEGO Dragon spraypainted Gold, holding an 18k gold chained necklace with an eagle charm on it that hangs from it's hands over the edge of the shelf.
• A couple CD's. Crappy bands.
• A LEGO Speeder Bike with two of those useless White dude "kill me" Stormtroopers on it.
• A LEGO "thing" with men on it.
• A couple of receipts.
• An Exoskeleton Spawn Action Figure (out of box)
• Two Laser-Pointers.
• Tips for the Laser Pointers.
• The rest of the Glow in the Dark Planets and Stars from the previous shelf in a bag.
• A solidified dead grasshopper.
• Two Magic: The Gathering Rule Books.
• A BIC shaver.

• One Han Solo Deluxe 12" action figure in case. (dusty)
• Rotatable Deep Space 9-Broken, missing lower pylons A,B, and C. (dusty)
• Darth Vader Head Shiny Coffee Mug. (dusty)
• Crystal Bird on top of piece of Iron Pyrite.
• Little LEGO Egyptian Tomb. (dusty)
• LEGO Submersible I designed years ago. (dusty)
• A Beanie Baby Chicken, or maybe Rooster, not entirely sure.
• A Spotted SeaShell.
• Bean Bag "Tigger".
• Zelda Collectable Action Figure-Link
• Zelda Collectable Action Figure-Ganondorf
• Two unused disposable cameras.
• A trophy I won in school once. (dusty)
• A clear box of shiny rocks and minerals. (dusty)
• A Furby. (deceased)

And so this ends our first jaunt into the realm of Video Gamer X and his creative genius. The trials, the drama, all of it witnessed here at the one and only "Odyssey of Hyrule" And can you imagine this is just the bookcase. I have a whole room full of junk that I would like share with you. Heck, you might as well throw the tomatoes at me now because this page has absolutely nothing to do with Zelda, it's just useless filler for when I don't feel like doing anything else. If your lucky you just might get a laugh or two at this page. You never know, you just might continue visiting this page for updates, (That's a scary thought) and actually like it. (even scarier) Until next time, Video Gamer X.

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