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You still think Sheng Long is still in Street Fighter II. You starve that week just to have the money for a new game. You scholarly discuss the implications of multiplayer Quake with your professor. You're favorite hang out is the Video Game Store. You're bills threaten forclosure but you get that new game system anyway. You turn down sex because you want to play Video Games. In the neighborhood you are refered to as "The Hermit" You were born with a controller in your hand. You know every single Gameshark code by memory. You mentally assess a person's HP, MP, intelegence pts., vitality, dexterity, etc. You live on two hours of sleep daily. Jesus Christ returns and you just find out about it four months later. The Pizza Delivery sevice knows you by name. You have a special room just for Game CD's and carts. You're so pale, on Halloween you never bother dressing up as the ghost anymore. You fail school due to excessive abscense and habitual tardiness. Your girlfirend is jealous of the Playstation. When someone asks your name, you say, "I'm the Keeper of the Guantlet of Death, your soul is mine foolish human!" You actually bought a Virtual Boy. |