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You walk into someone's house and start looking though their cabinets for potions. When your friend fell of his bike and scraped his knee you cast "cure1" on him. You went to the ostrich farm and asked the farmer if he had any gyshal greens and what the best breed of Chocobo was. You stole an ostrich, painted it gold, because you thought it would make it walk on water and climb the highest mountains. Eveyone you see you walk up and stand there expecting them to tell you the location of the secret treasure. When a thunder storm is coming and you see lightning you think someone is casting Bolt3 somewhere. You go to the Airport to see if there is a guy named Cid who will rent you his, "airship." When you go to the store and they ask you cash, check, or charge, you say "Gil" You steal your grandpa's cane because you think it has magical properties. You buy a pair of overalls and think that by putting them on it increases your Def by 1 point. You say "In the name of Althena!" and expect a Lightning Bolt to decend from the sky and the earth to shake. Before getting in a fight with the school bully you menally asses his HP, Def Lvl, Att Lvl, and MP. When a guy in a Boxing Match get's KO'ed, you yell, "Use a Phoenix Down! Use a Phoenix Down!" The Local Delivery Pizza companies know you by name. The last peice of news you remember from the outside world was that George Bush declared war on Iraq. You see a girl who dyed her hair purple and think she is Luna, and ask her to sing a song. You start hanging around more Wiccans because you think you can learn better Earth magic. You think by upgrading from a silver bracelet to a gold one you increase you Defense against magic spells. |