Drunk Guy News:
May 29, 2002: Put the page into frames. This should result in a webpage that is more desirable to look at, assuming you desire seeing drunk ugly guys and bottles of alcohol.
May 28, 2002: Been drunk or hungover most of the time since the last update, which would explain the lack of progress on the website. I am vowing to make time. Or die from alcohol poisoning.
May 22, 2002: Page still under construction. It is cold and desolate outside. It is not even 8:00 AM and already I need a beer.
May 21, 2002: Page beginning construction. Goals are lofty and morale is high.