CÚMULOS

* Arrepio:                                                                                                                                                                         Ver um banguela mordendo gilete.
* Baixice:                                                                                                                                                                   Sentar no chão e balançar as pernas.
* Barulho:                                                                                                                                                                        Dois esqueletos transando em cima de um teto de zinco.
* Burrice:                                                                                                                                                                             Abrir a caneta pra ver de onde saem as letras.
* Censura:                                                                                                                                                                Proibir a mulher de abrir as pernas na hora do parto.
* Chuva:                                                                                                                                                                     Cumulus Nimbus
* Coragem:                                                                                                                                                                     Fazer sexo oral com canibal.
* Desperdício:                                                                                                                                                           Uma Kombi com dois políticos cair num abismo.(Numa Kombi cabem doze)
* Dificuldade:                                                                                                                                                              Tirar meleca do nariz com luvas de boxe.
* Economia:                                                                                                                                                                     Tirar cera do ouvido e passar no chão.
* Educação:                                                                                                                                                                     O veado sendo enrabado de quatro na cama, falar para seu amante: "Desculpe-me por lhe dar as costas."
* Engano:                                                                                                                                                                    Uma minhoca entrar na macarronada pensando que é uma suruba.
* Escuridão:                                                                                                                                                                  Um crioulo, numa noite escura, vendendo carvão no mercado negro.
* Esperança:                                                                                                                                                               Travesti tomar groselha na esperança de ficar menstruado.
* Esquecimento:                                                                                                                                                            Ih! Esqueci!
* Feiúra:                                                                                                                                                                          Olhar-se no espelho e ter sete anos de azar.
* Força:                                                                                                                                                                              Dobrar uma esquina.
* Frigidez:                                                                                                                                                                   Depois da transa, você perguntar para sua amante: "Você gostou?", e ela responder: "De quê?"
* Futebol:                                                                                                                                                                Chutar a bola no Gol e acertar no corsa.
* Gentileza:                                                                                                                                                                 Meu pau levantar para você sentar.
* Inocência:                                                                                                                                                                     A menininha de 12 anos espremer os peitinhos achando que é espinha.
* Inteligência:                                                                                                                                                       Comer sopinha de letras e cagar em ordem alfabética.
* Lerdeza:                                                                                                                                                                   Assistir à corrida de lesma em câmera lenta.
* Magreza:                                                                                                                                                                      Se deitar numa agulha e se cobrir com a linha. 
* Paciência:                                                                                                                                                           Limpar o cu do elefante com confete. 
* Precaução:                                                                                                                                                                   Ouvir um disco do Cazuza com agulha descartável.
* Respeito:                                                                                                                                                                          Comer uma viúva com camisinha preta. 
* Sacanagem:                                                                                                                                                                 Um mudo estar na privada cagando e um cego chegar para mijar.
* Vadiagem:                                                                                                                                                                    A morte bater à porta e o sujeito não estar em casa. 

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