An Idiot's Test
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
1
2
3
All
2. I went to bed at eight O' clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine O'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm?
As much as I need.
13
1
25
3. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
100
70
1 000 000 000
0,3333
4. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp ,an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first?
A Match
Oil lamp
Candle
I don't go into cold and dark rooms.
5. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
Noone knows
Only the man knows
brown
white
6. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
100-200
Only God knows
Moses? Ark? Animals?
None.
7. If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
I don't know.
In Washington.
In the middle.
Over the street.
8. It was Friday the day before yesterday. What day is tomorrow in six days?
Christmas and Easter.
Sunday.
Monday.
Saturday.
9. How do you get an elephant into your fridge?
Press.
Open door, get everything out, get elephant in, close door.
Backwards.
Call a plumber.
10. How do you get a giraffe into your fridge?
Open door, get giraffe in, close door.
...Much traffic in my fridge!...
Open door, get elephant out, get giraffe in, close door.
Where can I buy a giraffe?
