This is a song I wrote in Expressive Arts at school for some coursework, I played it on the guitar and it's just basic chord strumming so if you know the chords have a go at playing it!
C Em Am
Yesterday my Gran got run over
Dm G C
She was hardly ever sober
C Em Am
She had a crappy life
Dm G C
She occasionally stepped on a knife
C Em Am
She was an old battleaxe
DM G C
She used to have to take lax-atives
C Em Am
The bus that hit her was red
Dm G C
It hit her in the head
C Em Am
And now that she is dead
Dm G C
We can sleep soundly in bed.
It's not at all true so don't hate me, but it's an awesome song by my standards!!