This is where I will be showing and telling you about all my little friends! Look! Also I am going to take a comment from each person and put it on.
Briony will be going here once I get a picture, wait in antisipation!!
This is me, I am my own friend lol... I'm so lame. I don't need to put a comment here because this whole damn thing is my comments!
This is Vicki! She's cool and blonde and a bit crazy at times but she put me on her site so I thought I had to put her on mine lol, Visit Vicki's Site. No that isn't the only reason I put her on here, I love her to bits too! *hugs all round*!! Love you, you sexy librarian you. When asked for a comment to go here she said 'happiness is like wetting ur pants, everyone can see it but only u can feel its warmth' So true, though I wouldn't know...
This is leigh, and I know you can't see his face but nothing lost there lol, he's my BEST MATE and has cool hair.
This is Jonny! He's a good mate of mine but might be moving abroad soon. We'll have to keep in touch! (for cheaper holidays to canada!) No I love him really but in a manly way not in a homosexual way... that's just gay.
Jonny said - 'If George Bush wasnt famous and everyone knew him, he would surely come across as the typical inbred American hillbilly. And oh yeh, England rules!!'... Which it does.
And this is Luke. He likes to be called Crazy Shaw but I never do, this is him holding up a cross section of a breast... Snazzy huh? Lukes comment is 'Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demands Rubber dicks!' Very witty I think you'll agree.
And this is Hannah, she super small, super sexy super mini!! This isn't the pic I was going to use for her but you have to admit she does look pretty darn sexy in this one.
Hannah had this to say - 'i dig music....IM ON DRUGS!!!'
Visit Hannah's Site
This is Alex, or Aki, depending which you can pronounce better. He's crazy and funny and looks after me against all the nasty chavs lol. God bless him for that. When I asked him for a comment he blurted out 'fork + shoe = spleen!'... Great!
This is Amy W! She's (originally) blonde as you can see and I love her to pieces. This is quite an old picture of her but it's the best one without someone else's head in the way. That handsome hand on her shoulder is mine! She's top notch!
She said - 'Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out' And yeah it is a shame.
This is Scott or 'Little Willy'. He's not called that because he has a small penis although he might have; I don't know. Anyway he's clever which is why I'm friends with him. Love you Scott! *Mwah!* I'm not gay. He said: 'im not paranoid, everyone is really out to get me.' Visit Scott's Site.
This is Becky, ain't she purdy! I met her and Amy in a kind of package deal. It was good value I'd say. Anyway so yeah she's cool! Top notch.
Cassie. She didn't like me at first and I didn't like her, but although I have constantly offended her for the last 4 years I think we're just about friends now. It's affectionate hate! Affection-ate! Jordan thought that one up not me.
Jordan. I only know him on the internet so as yet we've only had cybersex, but I'm hoping to meet him soon.
Chris lives down my street and I'v known him just about ever since he moved here. He's awesome and girls seem to find him irresistable because he's 'cute'.
This is Sarah! She's cool and was in a public speaking competition with me for school last year because we're so cool. We lost but all the kids with posh accents got the prizes so we know it was unfair. Anyway yeah so she's really snazzy love her loads!!
This is Grace, she likes sheep and plays geetar and wears cool things and goes to my school, so yeah she's top notch, as I say. Looks scared by the camera but aren't we all *shivers*. 'chickens good for the body, chickens good for the mind, chickens good for the funny bone chickens easy on the eyes!'
This is the Jordan I know in reality. He's one of the funniest people I know as he has almost the same sense of humour as me. He said 'Just say something about mastecation' So there we go.
Craig, what a star. He acts all sweet and innocent and intelligent but I think he's a criminal mastermind.. just look at him.. evil. He flinches away from any form of physical contact. I may try to stroke his hand next time i pass him anything... hehe.
Also there are other friends who I don't have pictures of, or pictures of them on their own, so I'll work on that and for the moment list them:
Amie H
And many more because I'm so popular!
I can play 'Oh when the saints' using only a balloon and my nose!