What She Meant

What She Said

I need to talk, you shut up and listen to me.

We need to talk...

You did something wrong, if you don't know what you're an idiot.

Nothing is wrong...

I want you to go away and leave me alone.  Period of time indefinite.

I just need some space...

You should meet my new boyfriend Jeff, he is very nice... in other words, you are gone.

We should see other people...

I want you to tell me I am pretty and that you love me.

We don't talk like we used to...

I made your favorite dinner for you...

I've done something bad please forgive me.

I am looking for a reason to yell at you.

Does this dress make me look fat?

It's almost time for my monthly friend...

Nothing you do will be right for a week.

Great he has some problem I could care less about.

Honey, what's wrong? or Did you have a bad day?

You ought to hear what happens on Girls night out.

I really don't mind guys night out...

Don't do that or I will kill you.

Do you think that is a good idea?

I hate Paula, she should be killed.

Of course you can invite Paula from work over.

You are a complete screw up, let me do it next time.

That certainly is a unique way of doing that.

I am warning you now, this may be quite disgusting I don't know.

Debbie told me this recipe is great (she says this while cooking)

Did you see what I picked out for you to wear to the party?

Have you decided what to wear to the party yet?

So is your friend Dave going to be there?

I hate Dave- or his wife/girlfriend.

I am going to wear the one you don't pick, you have NO taste.

Which one do you like better?