Title : Phone Call
Author : Tirduj 
D/R UST
Disclaimer : not mine.
Rating : heuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............
Summary : Doggett gets bored, he calls Reyes, who gets 
bored too...follow the kind of conversation two bored 
persons can have.
Note :  This story is pointless. Be careful, you can 
gets bored too.......Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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"Monica Reyes"

"Hi, Monica, it's John."

"John!...something wrong?"

"No, no, I'm just getting bored.  Bad weather, nothing 
on TV, it's too dangerous to surf the Net because 
of the storm and so on."

"Yeah, the same for me, but you know, the phone is 
dangerous too."

"But it won't grind my computer down, only my 
telephone."

"What about mine?"

"I'll buy you a new one for your birthday."

"What about my Chippendale?"

"You'll have it, too, but a cheaper one. So what are 
you doing?"

"I'm watching a rerun of 'Dr Quinn'."

"Oh my God, you watch *that*?"

"Yeah, it's the wedding!"

"I didn't know you were the kind of person who watches 
'Dr Quinn,' Mon."

"I'm not, it was that, or 'Striptease' with Demi 
Moore."

"What channel?"

"'Dr Quinn' is on..."

"For 'Striptease', Monica, 'Dr Quinn' can go to H*ll 
for all I care."

"Anyway, John, you missed the scenes when she dances. 
Too bad for you!"

"What makes you think I wanted to see those scenes?"

"The way you shouted in the phone....What are you 
doing? I hear water."

"I'm washing dishes."

"When you're done, come here to wash mine, 'kay?"

"Not even in your wildest dreams!"

"In my wildest dreams, you don't only wash dishes."

"What do I do?"

"You do the ironing too."

"Wow, Monica, I'd rather you hadn't told me that."

"You can laugh, John, actually you..."

"Shut up, I'm not sure I want to here that."

"Actually you're not in my wildest dreams."

"I'm not? That hurts! You are in most of my dreams."

"Am I? What do I do?"

"Relax, I can hear you frowning. You elaborate 
strange theories, oh, and once you were singing 
whale songs."

"And then, you try to convince me that you don't 
think I'm a flake."

"You're not, you're just a little... hard to follow 
sometimes. But if you were a flake, you wouldn't be 
my best friend."

"Oh, thank you, John..but what's wrong with you? Do 
you need to ask me something to be that nice?"

"I don't have to need something to be nice. Actually 
I'm always nice with you, aren't I?"

"You want a list?  When you told me a room just came 
open for me, every time you look at me after I told 
you my 'theories', the way you reacted when I told 
you I was watching 'Dr Quinn', when you..."

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry...for everything, I promise I 
won't do it again."

"Parole, parole, parole."

"What?"

"Forget it. I was planning to go to see 'Star Wars' 
tonight with friends, wanna join us?"

"'Star Wars'? Yeah, why not, but you're sure your 
friends won't mind?"

"Oh, no, they love having a man around to occupy 
their eyes."

"All are girls?"

"Yes, except one, Michael, but he loves having a man 
around to occupy his eyes, too. So you're coming?"

"Yes, Princess Leďa, I'm coming."

"Princess Leďa isn't born yet, John."

"She is, she's with Han Solo!"

"Not in Episode II."

"Oh, whatever..."

"So, John, who were you, Luke Skywalker or Han 
Solo?"

"Han Solo, of course, he got the princess. Oh my 
god that bikini, Jabba the Hut sure has good 
taste."

"John, please, don't get excited, I'm at the other 
end of the phone!"

"It's all your fault, talking about Demi Moore and 
Princess Leďa!"

"Okay, let's talk about Tom Cruise then."

"No, it won't help, he's dating Penelope Cruz."

"You're right,  let's talk about..."

"Why is it you who chooses the topic?"

"Pick one!"

"So, are you like your friends?"

"What do you mean?"

"Do you need a man around to occupy your eyes?"

"...Oh, it's already late and I need to take a 
shower, come here before 8 for the theatre, 'kay?"

"No, no, no, Monica, answer my question."

"Bye, see you later."

"Monica, don't ...arghhhh."

FIN