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11/9/2005

Reconstructing

VWA is to be torn down and rebuilt by the three original constructors: Viper, ITABE, and The Apocalypse. It will be in the original area as VWA but will be known as Insanity. The site is moving, but this one will remain up. You may still access the pictures in our galleries and sign the guestbook (I dont know why you would...). The stories will be written by The Apocalypse and will be performed by all. This is under new ownership of a trio and will be more brutal than ever. Instead of regular show up and fighting, any potential fighter must perform an off camera no weapons match to show ability. No titles or records will be known by anyone (to help prevent a matches purpose being winning). So, Insanity will be in less than a month.
10/20/2005

Postponement

Due to our old location expiring our welcome (bound to happen sooner or later) and an anonymous fighter's unstability with emotions, VWA is postponing its next event until ITABE finds others to fight and a location suitable enough for the violence. The site will continue to be updated anyway, for the sake of letting you all know that VWA will not die, but expire with time instead, haha. Have a nice fucking day.
10/12/2005

Nearing Event

Euphoriant is nearing... we have better see a large sum of people there, other wise something bad will happen...
10/7/2005

Guestbook and Other Shit

The Guestbook is now empty, so you can fill it up again. The link to the past guestbook entries is still under a bit of construction; it doesn't work properly.

ITABE now has control in the forum (questioning this equation's product...), so any unrelevant thread put under any VWA topic will be surely moved to chit chat. Also with it's new control, some of the older topics are closed, but may still be viewed.

And of course, go to the Halloween show, it's on Halloween, otherwise we would not title it the Halloween show: Euphoriant. Your too old by societies standards to get free candy from a number of people you do not know, but trust anyway, so come and loiter with a few new people you don't know and watch two psychotic Ypres's beat out each others organs in the most raw and hardcore manner.


9/22/2005

Euphoriant

On Halloween, a euphoriant dirge plays in the mist of the uncontainable violence. The family of an uncivilized lifestyle, primitive violence, results in a brutal, benevolent fight over the most nominal conflicts. Get to the fucking show and see the most iniquity in a ring of sharp metal.
9/7/2005

Detention

Detention was not a complete success, although Toobwafer made a striking victory against the monstrous Twig Man, weighing 260lb. and Toobwafer weighing at 130lb. The photography camera was dead (ran out of batteries, thus the absence of pictures (but it was still recorded, so buy your tape) and there was a cancellation during the main event of Notitith and Dot. VWA is taking a break for awhile, while the crew begins the new movie. But still feel free to post on the guestbook and forum, we will still be here updating on the movie and such.
8/31/2005

The Entertainers

Due to the product of time, many fighters are at postponement for being applied into VWA, however, this does not stint the next show or cause any absence in a month for VWA. Detention brings out the most crazy, suicidal, and violently brainless entities anyone has to offer: From a boy who has a penis so small, he himself does not think to be a male and wears dresses; A raving lunatic going subconcious in every fight, not remembering it after it is over and ignoring any injuries; and a boy who was beaten his entire life, a cut apart face from an incident with a garbage disposal and fights through his hatred for existence. This all can only be brought from VWA, an organization of the abnormalties in the most violent ways.

Oh, yes, we also have new pictures of Toobwafer. Look at them or we will kill an innocent walrus baby.


8/16/2005

Detention

Our next show approaches on the 6th of September at 5pm. Directions can be found if you click on events. If you have any further questions or any bullshit, please send an e-mail to ITABE; you may find the address under contacts. Come to the welcome back to school show and watch a number of idiots beat the hell out of each other for your mere observation and their own desire.
8/11/2005

VWA

Blood runs down my hands and face,
And I remember thinking of the glass that cut,
Divided my flesh to expose the bone,
Letting my blood turn red and fleeting my circulation.
I remember staring at the ground and seeing my friend,
Who was no longer smiling or conscious,
But the audience was heard cheering, yelling,
Screaming for me to continue my theatre of rage,
Yet, I had this violent fetish overpowering my conscience,
My hand caught grip of a sharred tree drenched in sharp metal,
It reached for a cloud and sunk down for the soil.
His head gashed and gushing with escaping life,
I laughed, the people soared with fear and excitement,
My friend stilled his movement, I won.

- Adam "ITABE", 4/5/05


8/04/2005

Results of Old Testament

The winners are ITABE and Dot; ITABE still undefeated and still overcoming a leg injury two months ago from a hacky sack incident when landing on his leg wrong. Preacher and Toobwafer left the ring in cuts all over their head and arms. Toobwafer suffering a cut in which cost him ten stitches and waking up in a pool of blood the next day. After this he decided to go to the hospital after a black out in front of his father. Preacher had cuts infesting all over the mans bald head. Check out the pictures.
8/04/2005

Changes In VWA

Withing VWA, there have been a number of entities in and out. There have been lies and rumors within such a small organization, and too much of this was ridiculous. It seems too difficult to rely on people, so not all new fighters will recieve recognition unless they have contributed enough to recieve respect. Dates will be stressed more, and if things do not pick-up, then VWA will be shut-off and the website will be placed in the hands of a blind child in a wheel chair and shoved off of a cliff. And if this comes to be, thank you everybody who helped, and if any of you want to get together, give me a call (636-634-6109) or an e-mail (click on contact). Well, hope to see someone tomorrow or at the next show.

-ITABE


7/28/2005

In Production

Everything has some sort of a beginning, and VWA's will be explained in the most amatuer video filmed with and by the wrestlers everyone knows in VWA. It explains the characters more throughly for a better comprehension of why they are who they are. Deep and metaphoric; depressing and violent; irrational and demented.

Also in production, the best of tape will be made sometime after Old Testament and will be available for purchase for $7. Come to the show anyway for free and loiter with strangers.


7/19/2005

Old Testament

Shifting on through to the next approaching show on the eighth, be there or a cute puppy will experience what struggling for breathe helplessly is like. There are a number of fighters willing to eat their opponents genitals for candy.
7/9/2005

VWA 4 - Bring the Blood was a Success!

VWA 4 exhibited the widest array of brutality than any of its predecessors. Beginning with the match between Bug versus Toobwafer, there were beautiful takedowns by Bug (my unbiased opinion). Bug ended the match with an arm-bar to Toobwafer; if you listen to the video closely, you will hear two grotesque cracking noises, which seemed to be the sound of Toobwafers's arm snapping. The match was ruled a no contest due to possible injuries to Toobwafer. As of right now, we do not have a verdict on Toobwafer's arm, but we will give updates as soon as possible.

The date for VWA 4 coincided with Justin's birthday. Justin defeated his older brother, Spike in the second event of VWA 4. Spike gave a gallant show of his fighting ability with his striking, and his uses of weapons. In the end, he succumbed to Justin's attacks and was pinned. Must be great beating up your despotic, older brother on your birthday (Spike is actually a very amicable person).

Next was the match between Preacher and Tony. The match began with both fighters swinging their fist as if they were in a bar-fight. Both fighters did well. In the end, Preacher's wrestling skills won him the match.

Finally, there was ITABE versus Dot. ITABE blunderously began the match tangled in barb wire while taking incessant attacks from Dot with a steel chair. When he finally untangled himself, ITABE started to control the fight and began throwing anything he could get his hands on at Dot. From dishes to light bulbs, Dot finally was broken down and pinned.

All four fights were spectacular. Pictures will be up soon!

Results of VWA 4 - Bring the Blood

Bug vs Toobwafer - Draw (potentially serious injury on Toobwafer).
Spike vs Justin - Justin by pin.
Preacher vs Tony - Preacher by pin.
ITABE vs Dot - ITABE by pin.
6/29/2005

Nearing The Bring The Blood Show

We are about a week away and have obtained some of our ancient fighters from WEW, remember, the unsuccessful VWA. We also would like to commend our old fighters now for showing us how violent and sadistic they could be for the period of time that they could. The president of VWA has been interviewed for this topic:

ITABE: I have enjoyed working and/or fighting with all of whom have entered VWA and appreciate very much the either small dose of devotion or larger sum of devotion I have had from them. I am sorry for ever showing doubt or any negativity, but now I would like for all of you to know, that your work with VWA is very much appreciated. Here in the VWA, everybody that has shown work or devotion in VWA will now be shown with more respect and patience from me. I was an asshole, you guys were cool.


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