THE BITCH SONG
BOWLING FOR SOUP
[Intro] G D C
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[G]           [D]
Is it OK if I speak to you today
            [C]
You've been pissed off for a week now
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but, nothing I could say could make you look up.
   [D]                   [C]
Or crack up. Is there anything that I can do
[C]
Anything to show you
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(chorus)
         [G]
You're a bitch
       [D]         [C]
but, I love you anyway
                [G]
OH OH You can't sing
         [D]             [C]
But, You still put me to sleep
               [G]
Baby, You're a bitch
    [D]     [C]
Hey Hey Hey Hey
            [G]
You make me sick
           [D]      [C]
But, Don't ever go away

[G]                         [D]
So you tell me that there'e nothing left to say
[C]
I drive you face the window
                                     [G]
Then you're in my face telling me to grow up
             [D]
I wish you'd grow up
        [C]
I can't wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know that

(chorus)

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(chorus)
              [G]         [D]         [C]
Yeah you're a bitch but I love you anyway
                      [G]
So why don't you......Stay




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                      is it okay if i speak..... 
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    your a bitch but....... 

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REPEAT A BUNCH OF TIMES,, YOU WILL GET THE RHYTHEM IF YOU LISTEN TO THE  
SONG..ITS QUITE EASY. 

INTERLUDE THINGY,,, 
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la,la...la 
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  SO WHY DONT YOU STAY...... 
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