THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Blood Hound Gang a - C - F - E a - C - F - E - - - - - - a C F - E 1.Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan, a C I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass? F - E Write back as soon as you can ! a C You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick, d E I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time. a - E - - - - - - - - a - E You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine. - - - - - a C F - E 2. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back, a C how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat F - E your biggest fan like that? + REFRAIN + E - - - - - a C F - E 3. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last. a C As your biggest fan, I must demand, F - E you let me eat your ass + REFRAIN + E G a P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad, - - - - - - - - C G - d now show 'em them titties, now show 'em them titties ! (2 x) - - - - - - - - - - - - a - C - F - E a - C - F - E Would you fuck me for blue? (Orig. = Capo 4) (Bloodhound Gang)