ENJOY
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Song : Apun bola tu meri laila
Movie: Josh
(Shahrukh)
Apun Khola jo mera loda...Woh boli chota hai sala ...
Apun jab bhi chaddi kholta hai AAA... usko hameshaaisa
hich lagta hai re..
(Aishwarya Ray)
Chut uska bada hoinga ...chut nahi bhonsada hoinga...
aaj nahi kal chud hi legi ...aaaa tu vigra kai ko
nahileta re..
(Shahrukh)
Apun Khola jo mera loda...Woh boli chota hai sala ...
Apun jab bhi chaddi kholta hai AAA... usko hameshaaisa
hich lagta hai re..
(Aishwarya Ray)
ek kaam kar usko bula..bistar pe usko lita...
fir condome chadaaa ke bhonsadike re pel de
purapura...
(Shahrukh)
maine use bulaya , bistar pe bhi litaya ...
fir dekh ke moka loda thoka ...bur me land
ghusayare...
(Aishwarya Ray)
A kitna ghusaya re... (Shahrukh)
Apun pela jo mera loda...Woh boli chota hai sala ...
Apun jab bhi chaddi kholta hai A.. usko chota kahe
kolagta hai re..
(Aishwarya Ray)
sau lode dekhe maine... tera sabse chutka hai......
Pura khada hoke bhi char inch se ghatke hai...
(Shahrukh)
Apun khola jo mera looooo...
(Aishwarya Ray)
Tel laga ke chad ja ,aur maar le uski gaaaaand
kooo........
(Shahrukh)
Tel laga ke mai gaya tha, marne uski gaaaaand
koooo........
(Aishwarya Ray)
A chdai hui kya....
(Shahrukh) Apun khola jo mera loda...(.Repeat)
See what happens to the punch line when all the
famous big companies produce CONDOMS!!!!!!!!
1) Lux Condoms
Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
2) Kelvinator Condoms
Its The Coolest One
3) Bajaj Condoms
Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
4) Four Square Condoms
Live Life King Size
5) Videocon Condoms
Bring Home The Leader
6) Philps Condoms
Lets Make Things Better
7) Onida Condoms
Neighbours Envy,Owners Pride
8) Pepsi Condoms
Yeh Dil Maange More........
9) Thums Up Condoms
Taste The Thunder
10) Coca-Cola Condoms
Eat sex,Sleep sex, Wear Only Coca-Cola Condoms
11) Ariel Condoms
Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
12) Rotomac Condoms
Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
13) Wills Condoms
Made For Each Other
14) Servo Condoms
Use Servo, Add Life
15) Ceat Condoms
Born Tough
16) Amul Condoms
A Gift For Someone You Love
17) BPL Condoms
Beleive In The Best
18) Nike Condoms
Just Do It
19) Siemens Condoms
Communication Unlimited
20) Visa Condoms
Go Get It
21) Polo Condoms
The Condom With A Hole
22) Colgate Condoms
Maa-Maa Mere Condom Me Ched Hai, Ched Nahi Beta Ye Sadan Hai
23) Fevicol Condoms
Yeh Fevicol Ka Mazbooth Jod Hai, Tootega Nahin.
24) Suzuki Condoms
No Problem Condom
25) Hero Honda Condoms
Wear It, F**K And Forget It
26) Mint-0 Condoms
All Elastic, No Hole
27) Boost Condoms
Secret Of My Energy
28) Taj Mahal Condoms
Wah Taj Kya Colors Hai
29) Suzuki Shaolin Condoms
5 Gear System For Smoother Ride
30) Sprite Condom
Sprite bujhaye kewal pyaas, baki sab bakwaas
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