Milton represents the good deep inside each and every one of us and the frustration we experience on a daily basis. Milton's Example shows us that we can all make a difference in our world.
Here are some pictures of Milton, from Office Space: one, two, three, four.
Milton Quotes
Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone)] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set
Peggy: Now
Milton Waddams: yea but last time i didnt recieve a piece.
Peggy: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Milton Waddams:
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to
eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while
she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so
I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening
at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Milton Waddams:
Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr.
Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to
storage room B and there was garbage on it.
Milton Waddams:
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.
Milton Waddams:
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai,
and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita,
but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor. (Under his breath) Pinche gringo.
Milton Waddams: [As the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip,
'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's
checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of
tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put...
strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt!