*Tommy*

"Daaaaaaaad hurry up! We wanna leave sometime today!" Jake called upstairs to Joel, who was still looking for our plane tickets.

We were taking a family vacation to the Carribbean, and Joel had somehow lost our plane tickets.

"I'm coming!" Joel called back, "I found them!"

"Good, now can we go? We'll miss our flight," I said, walking outside and climbing into the backseat with Benji, and Joel and Jake got infront.

"Did you find them?" Benji asked Joel, before smiling at me and wrapping an arm around my waist, pulling me close. I smiled back and leaned my head on his chest.

"Yes I did," Joel replied, handing them to Benji, "YOU hold onto them. I don't wanna lose them again."

"Alright," Benji laughed, sticking them in the front part of his bag, "There."

"I cannot wait to get there," Jake grinned, "We can have sex in the ocean!"

"Eww gross!" I laughed, "With all those sea creature thingies in there? No thanks."

"Aw you KNOW you'll enjoy it Tom," Jake winked at me, turning in his seat slightly to face us, "Awwww that's so cute!"

"Shuttup," I blushed, "I never say that to you and Joel."

"No, but Benji and Joel always say it to us," Jake smirked at Benji, and Benji just smirked back.

Since we had to get to the airport like two hours early, we had to leave the house at like 8 AM. WAYYYYY to early for me, so I fell asleep with my head against Benji's chest, only to be woken up when he shook me.

"Tom..Tommy.. Wake up were here..." Benji said softly, shaking me a little. I sat up groggily and he kissed my cheek, climbing out of the car. I got out slowly and caught up to the rest of the guys, tiredly stumbling along.

"Tom you moron I told you not to stay up all night reading fanfictions." Jake scolded me, and I shrugged.

"It was interesting..." I whined, leaning on Benji, who was also carrying all the luggage. We got our seat on the plane. I got the window seat, because I own Benji's soul and I told him I wanted to. Not really... But the other day I said "I want to buy your soul." and he told me I could have it. Now that we were in th plane I just had to asually lay my head on a pillow to try and sleep. It would look a bit wrong if I were crawling all over someone THAT much older than me.

"TOM don't go to sleep and strand me with these losers!" Benji shook me and I groaned.

"Fuck. Off." I muttered, reaching out and blindly smacking him.

"NO they're gonna sit here the whole time and talk about fish or something assanine." Benji complained.

"You're old. Embrace your boring."

"Toooooom," Benji whined, "You're mean."

"No, I'm tired," I replied, feeling myself drift off into sleep. Once I woke up, Benji was just about to shake me to wake up anyways.

"We're here," he told me, "And that was NOT a fun ride." He then glared at Joel and Jake.

"Aww you KNOW you love us Benj," Joel smiled, kissing him softly.

"Yeah yeah," Benji rolled his eyes playfully, before pulling me up, "Rise and shine Tommy."

"I'm up," I mumbled, rubbing my eyes and following them off the plane and to pick up our luggage.

"So, where are we staying?" Jake asked.

"Some hotel right on the beach," Joel grinned, "We'll have like, our own private beach, just for us. Cause I AM Joel Madden after all."

"So cocky," I smirked at him.

"I know," Joel grinned, "But hey, we'll have our own private resort thing going on."

"Whoa." I muttered, "This is a NICE place.." Jake ran into one of the bedrooms.

"LOOK! LOOK THE BED IS HUGE! WOOOOOOO!" He screamed.

"Convienient." I grinned walking in to find him Jumping on it.

"I know its like a trampoline!" He yelled, flopping onto his stomach and getting up to jump more. I rolled my eyes because he completely missed the point of my comment and sat down in a biig chair in the corner. A big red chair. The whole HUGE room was mostly white with a few random red things. Like this chair, a lamp, and them some flowers. And it was huge.

"You wanna. Get off the bed and go out and do something?" I asked him.

"NO THIS IS FUN!" He continued to pogo around.

"You're moronic." I told him.

"COME ON TRY IT ITS BOUNCY!" He ran down and grabbed me, pulling me onto the bed and making me jump.

"You're wasting my vacation." I complained flatly.

"But it fuuuunnn.." Jake whined, before accidentally knockig us both off the bed and smushing me into the floor.

"DAMN Jake!" I complained, "Are you trying to kill me?"

"Sorry," Jake grinned, taking my hand in his, "Let's go down to the beach. We'll be all aloooone...."

"Oh okay," I grinned back, "lemme get my boardies on first."

"Okay," Jake smiled, "I should too... unless I'm gonna swim in my clothes."

We changed quickly, before going into Benji and Joel's room. I snickered as Benji was fucking Joel roughly.

"We're going down to the beach," I told them, both Jake and I laughing as Joel made some kinda moan/grunt that sounded like, 'Okay.'

"C'mon, let's go," Jake smiled, tossing his towel over his shoulder, "I wanna go swimming in our own private ocean."

"You make it sound so kinky," I laughed, following him outside.

"I know," he replied seriously, "C'mon, let's so swimming!"

I snickered as he took off down the beach, dropping his towel before running into the water. I chased after him, jumping on him and taking him underwater with me, but we didn't go very far, only ended up sitting in the sand with the water to our waists.

"Boy the water sure is shallow." I noted, standing up.

"You could say that, yes." Jake nodded to me.

"Lets move out farther. You don't think there are stingrays or anything out there do you?" I asked him.

"Naw course not." He assured me as we waded far out into the water. It was so calm there was no fear of drowning or big waves. "Tom?"

"Yes?"

"What's a stingray?" He questioned. "Pfft I don't know. I think they're those flat things. And they sting." I shrugged.

"Well I picked up on the stinging part." He gave me a "how stupid AM I?" look.

"Yeah well. Even if there are stingrays. This plave kicks ass. Look at this water. It's pure and calm. At home its like. Green. And people piss in it." We were now chest deep in water while standing, so I ducked under all the way and came back. "You dont have to fear catching others diseases when in the water!" "Good point." He nodded, ducking under to do a handstand, kicking me in the head, but not to hard.

"AH YOU FUCK!" I yelled, even though he couldn't hear, pushing his feet away. He came up laughing, sputtering for air. "Awe man I'm sorry." He chuckled. "Yeah well..." I shrugged.

"Hey look over there." I pointed to a lone kid sitting on some rocks down the beach. He looked young from this distance. He couldn't have been more than 5 feet tall. Not that I'm one to talk at like 5'2... Jake turned to look at the kid. "Should we talk to him? He looks lonely." Jake pointed out. I shrugged. "I don't know dude. Little kids annoy me."

"He doesn't look that little! I bet hes like 13." Jake suggested. "Fiine. Whatever. Maybe hes our age and hes a shrimp." I shrugged, swimming over to him. "Like us?" Jake giggled, following me.

"Yeah, like us," I laughed, swimming towards the shore, before standing and walking with Jake so the water was just above our ankles.

As we got closer, the kid didn't seem like much of a kid anymore. He seemed more like our age, just a bit shorter.

"Hey," Jake smiled and waved slightly at him.

He turned to look at us, and it was then I noticed he kinda looked like us. Excpet his hair was a bit longer... it was like, the ends brushed the middle of his ears and the back was cut even with his hairline. He was kinda hot, if you asked me.

"Hi," he smiled back, almost shyly, before climbing down off the rocks and standing before us. He was at least an inch shorter than me, maybe two. I noticed how his eyes were a bright shade of blue.

"I'm Jake," Jake introduced himself, shaking this boy's hand, "And this is my twin Tommy."

I smiled politely and shook his hand, and he said, "I'm Danny."

"Nice to meet you," Jake smiled, "Are you here with your family or someone?"

Danny shook his head, his smile faultering slightly. "No, I live on my own. I was kidnapped from my parents when I was only two, and they people who took me away abandoned me a few years ago."

"Wow..." I breathed, "And you've been on your own?"

Danny nodded. "Yeah, I've met a lot of people who've come here for vacation, so it's not like I was always alone or anything."

"Well, how old are you?" Jake asked, "Do you remember your parents at all?"

"I'm 17, and all I remember is that I had two fathers as my parents. I was only two at the time, but I remember that one of them had long dark hair, and the other had shorter hair. They looked a lot alike to... I think they could've been related or something."

I nodded, listening to this. "Well, we're gonna be staying here for a while," I told him, "Would you wanna hang out with us?"

"Yeah sure." Danny shrugged.

"So. What now?" Jake asked.

"We could swim more. Or go back to the hotel and eat. Eating is always fun." I suggested.

"You're such a dork." Jake laughed at me, "So you wanna come back with us Danny?"

"Okay. Sounds good. Where are you staying?" he asked us, and I pointed to the huge resort thing we had all to ourselves.

"Fucking hell you're rich." He bugged his big blue eyes out even more than usual.

"Er.. I..Um... You know the band Good Charlotte?" I asked.

"Yeah."

"Yeah Benji and Joel are our dads." I didn't want to sound like a showoff but. Blergh.

"...Liar... No they're not." Danny grinned at us.

"No... They are." Jake nodded.

"Yeah I'll believe it when I see it." He smiled, following us to the hotel.

"Okay then." Jake shrugged, leading us up the beach and inside. When we got inside benji came bounding around the corner.

"SHRIMP! WE HAVE SHRI... Oh hi. Who are you?" Benji asked Danny, his mouth full of seafood.

"Uhm... Uh.. Y... I'm Danny... And you're Benji..." He blinked a few times, "You weren't lieing were you!?"

"Oh you're a fan?" benji asked, swallowing.

"Well. No. I'm more of a metal fan... But it's still pretty cool..." Danny laughed.

"Oh cool," Benji smiled, "Nice to meet you... Danny, was it?"

"Yeah," Danny nodded, shaking Benji's hand.

"Beeeeeenjiiiii," Joel's voice came from the kitchen, "You ate all the... oh hi!"

I laughed as Joel blushed. "I didn't realize we had company," he blushed, extending his hand for Danny to shake, "I'm Joel."

"Danny," he smiled, "Nice to meet you guys."

"Thanks, same to you," Joel smiled, "It's abut time Jake and Tommy stopped being loners and got some friends."

"Shuttup Dad, what about you and Benji?" Jake pouted.

"And what do you think Paul, Billy and Chris are? Aliens?" Joel laughed.

"Bandmate don't count," I smirked, "Besides, what if you guys weren't in a band? Would you still be friends?"

"Of course!" Benji gasped, like it was an amazing thing to say.

"Sure," Jake laughed, "C'mon, let's get some food."

"There's no shrip left because SOMEONE ate it all," Joel told us, glaring playfully at Benji.

"Whaaaaat?" Benji grinned, "It was very good. Nice cooking Joel."

"Are they always so... how should I say this, young-acting?" Danny laughed, sitting down at the table with Jake.

"Always," I nodded, "I don't think they'll ever act their age."

"BEEEEEEEEEJ my son. Take from me the rolls." Joel instructed, handing him a big plate of rolls.

"I hath taken the rolls." Benji nodded, sitting them on the table.

"And now that we have the rolls. BEHOLD!" Joel grinned, opening the dining room thingie door to reveal a shitload of catered food.

"Oh. AWESOME!" I laughed, clapping.

"Dayum." Danny gasped.

"Whoa." Jake muttered, "Why the fuck do we need all that food?"

"I dont know. But these people in white suits delivered it... I think it's part of the whole travel package." Benji shrugged, walking in and grabbing a breadstick.

"That's a lot of food." Danny lead us into the room, picking up a lone roll. "What's all this stuff on the top?" he asked, gesturing to the. stuff. ontop.

"I think its cheese!" Benji said, grabbing it and stuffing some into his mouth. "dfntly chs." He spoke with his mouth full, grabbing a plate and piling food onto it.

"Well Benji's enjoying himself." I giggled. grabbing a plate and looking over the large table of food. And settling on this weird looking fish stuff whatever.

"I never saw this much food in one place before." Danny mumbled in awe, not taking any food.

"COOL Here." Benji grabbed a piece of. something and stuck it in dannys face. "This is really good." I cant tell if danny took the bite out of his hand or if benji just shoved it in his mouth..

".. MM yeah it is good. What is it?" Danny asked.

"I dont know. It's floating in green stuff though." Danny grimaced and spit it into his hand when benji wasn't looking.

"I won't tell him you did that," I whispered to Danny with a laugh. He grinned at me and after we piled our plates with whatever we wanted, we went into the living room to watch TV.

"So, where do you live?" Joel asked Danny as he sat down with Benji on the loveseat.

"I live here," Danny replied, "In the Carribbean, I mean, not at this particular resort. I have an apartment."

"How old are you?" Benji asked him.

"Seventeen," Danny replied.

"And you live by yourself?" Benji asked, somewhat shocked, "Hell, I wish we could've lived by ourselves at that age."

Danny just chuckled slightly. "So, would you wanna spend the night?" Jake asked him, "Like, a sleepover thing?"

"Jake, that sounded so gay," I laughed.

"Shuttup THOMAS," Jake smirked at me, knowing I HATED being called that, "What do ya say?"

"I say sure," Danny smiled, "I'd love to."

"Awesome," Jake smiled, "You guys don't mind, do you?"

"Not at all," Joel smiled, "You're welcome here whenever you want."

Later after we'd finished our dinner and listened to Benji whine and whine and whine and whine about how that funny looking stuff floating in the green liquid gave him a horrible stomach ache.

Danny, Jake and I left when he started puking up his guts. Just what we need on our vacation. Food poisoning.

"I'm starting to think that the green stuff was a. bad sign." Danny suggested.

"...Yeah i'd say thats about right." I nodded, climbing into the enormous bed. There was a tv across the room. "Climb in guys.." I gestured for them to climb in. Jake crawled in no problem, and Dan hesitated for a second, before climbing in shyly. I almost said something but figured I wouldn't. I guess it was just because he didn't know us to well. I flipped through a few channels and there was nothing on.

"Well..." I looked at Danny and Jake because nobody was saying anything, "This is boring."

"Tell us about ourself Dan!" Jake suggested.

"Uh. There's nothing to tell really. My lifes not that interesting."

"Got a girlfriend?" I asked.

"Naw... Just broke up with my boyfriend actually." Dan admitted.

"Oh good you're gay me too." Jake sounded relieved. It was nice when guys were gay. just nice to talk and have them understand you

"So why'd you guys break up?" I asked.

Danny shrugged. "It just wasn't working out, y'know? Like, I didn't feel all that comfortable with him."

I nodded. "That sucks," I agreed, "So what's it like living here?"

"Fun at times, boring at others," Danny replied, "It gets kinda old... like there's vacationers coming here ALL the time, and it's always the same thing. They usually only talk to me when asking for directions or something. What about you guys?"

"Eh, we got boring lives," Jake shrugged.

"Get out," Danny laughed, "Your Dad's are in a band, and you call that boring?"

"Yeah," I nodded, "I mean, after seeing them perform twenty billion times, the spark kinda goes y'know? BUT we still love them and all."

"I wish I knew who my parents were," Danny said thoughtfully, "I only have like, a vague memory of them. I wish I could remember more about them."

"Well, can you like, meditate or something? Doesn't that make people remember things?" Jake asked.

"I've tried that," Danny laughed slightly, "It's no help. All I remember is that they were both guys, and they looked a lot alike, kinda like how Benji and Joel look alike, but different at the same time. One of them had long hair, and almost always wore a hat or something, and the other had shorter hair. I do remember that their hair was dark. But anything else is like a huge blank."

"Sounds like our dads." Jake laughed, thinking nothing of it. I thougt it was fuckin weird.

"Yeah. But we're their only kids. Other than our sister, and she's dead." I said.

"Oh. I'm sorry about that." Dan said akwardly.

"s'okay." Jake shrugged.

"We DO look alike though." Dan pointed out.

"Yeah I know. Cept for the eyes." Jake nodded.

"And your a little shorter." I mentioned.

"But we're all annoyingly short." Jake reminded me.

"I bet we're long lost cousins!" Dan grinned.

"Ha. We don't have any cousins but we can pretend we are while you're here!" Jake chuckled.

"Jake. That was even gay-er than the sleepover shit." I sighed.

*Danny*

"Oh shut up," Jake laughed, shoving Tommy playfully, "You're just as gay as I am."

"Now THAT hurt," Tommy pouted, "Excuse me while I go hang myself."

I laughed as he started to get off the bed, but Jake pushed him back down. "I don't think so," he smiled at Tommy, kissing him gently.

I blushed slightly and tried my hardest not to look at them. "You guys are together?" I asked them once they stopped kissing.

Jake nodded. "Yeah... are you okay with that?"

"Yeah," I nodded, "It's cool, just asking."

"Heeeeeey guys!"

I looked up just in time for the bed to bounce as Joel and Benji jumped on it with us.

"Whatsup?" Joel smiled, sitting in front of us, "Talking about GIRLS?"

"Fuck no," Tommy cringed, "That's gross. We're just talking about how we could be long lost relative or something. We look kind of alike."

"Yeah. It's a long story but I haven't known my parents since I was like. 2 years old. so I dont really know. Who they are. It's no big deal though. I do fine on my own." I explained.

"Oh... Why did you have to leave your parents?" Joel asked, a tinge of nervousness in his voice. "If you don't mind me asking."

"I was kidnapped." I admitted, "I dont think anyone ever filed a missing persons report on me..."

"Oh... Wow. How long ago was this?" Joel sounded even more nervous now.

"Uh. I'm 17 now. 15 years ago I guess?"

"Tha..Uh... Jake can I see you in the other room for a minute?" Joel asked Jake.

"What for?" Jake whined, obviously against the idea of standing.

"Other room. NOW." Ooh he's in trouble. I watched at Jake followed Joel out.

"What was THAT about?" I asked Tom, who shrugged.

"Beats me."

*Jake*

"Dad... What's the matter?"

"Okay... Okay listen. You're not gonna like what I'm gonna tell you... Uhm... We had a kid. Before we had you and Tom." He admitted to me.

"..Y..You LIED to us? Why would you do that!?" I raised my voice, completely astonished, but Dad kept cool. Almost sad.

"His name was Danny... He was kidnapped when he was two. 15 years ago."

"Dad.. Are you trying to tell me Danny is my brother?"

"...I... I think... I don't know.. I... It's just such a coincidence. His eyes are blue, Dannys were blue, hes small, danny was small... He LOOKs like Danny, and like us, He was kidnapped...W...We never filed a report cause we had to keep it on the down low..." Joel threw in some random slang, "that we had kids.. y'know? it tore us up but. We were young and stupid... We didn't know what to do. I wish I'd done something..." Joel stuttered.

"Why didn't you just say he was your cousin!? OR one of your kids. How moronic are you!?"

"REALLY moronic!" Joel screamed, tears in his eyes, "I hate myself for that. But... DAYS after he was gone I got pregnant... And everything was happening so fast. We.. We figured it was a lost cause."

"Well.. I.. I just can't believe you LIED!"

"JAKE THATS BESIDE THE POINT! Don't tell him I told you this. Yet. I might be wrong.."

"Dad, HOW can you be wrong?" I demanded, "You said it yourself... it all matches up. That's too much of a fucking coincidence to pass up. We HAVE to tell him."

"Jake, even if it IS a big coincidence, there's still the chance I could be wrong," Joel insisted.

"Does Benji know?" I asked him, "Does he realize that Danny could be our brother?"

"I.. don't know," Joel admitted, "He probably does... he was the one who had Danny to begin with."

"We have to tell him," I told Joel firmly, "It's not fair to him."

"Alright... alright fine," Joel said, taking a deep breath, "Let's go then."

"Um Danny?" Joel asked, "I have something to tell you."

"Yeah?" Danny asked, looking up at Joel.

"Well... I think... we may be your parents," Joel said softly, biting his bottom lip.

*Danny*

"...What?" I asked in shock, "Are you serious..."

Joel nodded, and Benji looked just as shocked as I felt. "Yeah... everything you said makes sense. We had a son named Danny, who was kidnapped when he was only two. We were on tour at the time, and only left the bus for a split second too long," Joel explained, his eyes brimming with tears.

That was true... I remember the bus. I'd used to call it.. "The house on wheels," Benji whispered, voicing my thoughts, "That's what Danny used to call it."

"I..I j... I need to think..." I jumped up and went to leave the room.

"No Dan wait..." Joel pleaded, tears in his eyes.

"No... I'll be back.. later... tomorow... Something... I j... I NEED TO THINK!"

I ended up sitting in the bar. The bartender agreed to give me one beer since I was STILL underaged. I was trying to make it last. As of now I'd drank about half of it. In four hours.

"Hey... do you mind if i interrupt your thinking?" It was Benji.

"Naw. G'head." I scooched over and let him sit in the booth with me.

"I'm sorry we. Just dumped it on you like that." He apologised.

"No... It's okay. I shouldn't have...run out. It's just scary. You might be my parents. I feel like I've never met you before. And i've been alone for so long. It's just scary to go from that to find out your parents are big rich rock stars with two other kids." I admitted.

"It's scary for me too. I'm in shock I think. I'm not an optomistic person. Joel always assumed you were alive and you'd come home. Even after all this time. I thought you were dead. Then we lost our daughter and I thought. Y'know. I'd lost two kids and I was lucky to still have tom and jake and. You came back. In one piece." I took a sip of my beer and Benji took it from me, sitting it out of arms reach.

"it's just weird. Cause you're my dad and I remember you.. But I dont remember anything specific and. I'm just confused about what happens now." I shrugged.

"What happens now is that you can live with us... if you want to," Benji said softly, "You don't have to if you're happy here."

"Are you kidding me?" I laughed slightly, "I've been alone for what, five years? Of course I'm staying with you guys. I mean, you're family... you and Joel are my Dads... and Jake and Tommy are my brothers..."

I was caught off guard as Benji hugged me suddenly, tears in his eyes. "We love you Danny," he whispered.

I hugged him back, feeling tears of my own threatening to spill over.

"I love you guys too," I whispered back, "I wanna go home. With you."

Benji smiled at me and took my hand in his, leading me out of the bar and back to the resort they were staying at.

We went inside and it was eerily quiet. "Why's it so quiet?" I asked Benji.

"That's a good question," Benji replied, looking around, "Joel? Jake? Where are you guys?"

"Benj?" Joel called back, his voice sounding like he'd been crying.

Joel came into the living room, and looked at me, before looking at Benji.

I bit my bottom lip and went over to him, hugging him tightly. "I love you Dad."

That night I was feeling quite thirsty. Quite. Quite is a cool word.

I dragged myself out of bed and went into the diningroom and looked in the mini-fride. They had snapple. Pink Lemonade. I love that shit. On my back t the bedroom I stumbeld over to the door and whipped it open. Not only to find i'd gone into the wrong room, but the wrong room in question belonged to benji and joel. Who were fucking.

"AHHH MOTHERFUCKER!" I screamed, jumping back 47 feet. I think I'd caught Joel right in the middle of cumming.

"DANNY!?" Benji jumped off joel. Off the bed actually.

"OH. MY. FUCKING. HELL. ON A STICK!" I sputtered.

"I..I'm sorry you had to see that." Joel half laughed nervously, running a hand throgh his sweaty hair. If he weren't my father I'd say he's very hott when hes naked and sweaty (even if the goods were covered by a blanket). But he is my father. So I wont.

"That.. Ugh. OKAY GOODNIGHT!" I slammed the door, and went to sit on couch and drink my snapple. Benji. Joel. Fucking. Me. Boner. WHAT!? Crap. I sat back ignoring my dick and drinking my snapple. Benji. Joel. TWINS. Fucking. Hott. Twins. Fucking. FATHERS! I sighed and put my snapple down, realizing id have to take care of my raging hard on. I went into the small bathroom to jerk off so I could finish my snapple in peace.

I leaned my head back and bit my bottom lip to stiffle a moan as I ran my fingers over my length thoughts of Benji and Joel swirling in my mind.

I stroked myself harder and faster, needing my release. I jumped as I heard the door open, momentarily realizing that I'd forgotten to lock it.

"Shit," Benji cursed silently, "I'm sorry Danny I-"

"Close the door," I told him calmly, by this point too turned on to think of how wrong this was.

Benji did as I told him and I beckoned him over with my finger. He walked over and kissed me suddenly, forcing him tongue into my mouth.

I moaned quietly and kissed him back, breathing hard as he kissed his way down to my raging hard on.

He spread my legs more so he could get between them, before running his tongue up my length. I had only one boyfriend in my life, and we'd never done anything more than kiss, only because I was scared to do something wrong.

But this felt amazing, and Benji sure knew what he was doing as he closed his lips around me, sucking me roughly.

"Oooh.. Oh Godd.." I moaned, bucking my hips up. Benji didn't gag, he simply swallowed me whole "Soo good.." Benji swirled his tongue and my eyes rolled back into my head.

"Ugh... Shit Benji... Dad... I'm cumming.." I sputtered as my orgasm took over, my vision going black for a minute. For that time there was nothing at that moment except for benji and me, and I couldn't even remember my name.

"Was that good?" Benji asked, and I laughed a little.

"Oh hell yes..."

"Look I don't want you to tell anyone about this." Benji said. Like I was gona tell everyone i let my dad give me head after he fucked his twin brother, who is my other father. Whose twin sons are fucking. "I mean. Not right away... Cause like. I wanna tell Joel and shit. Since were together and all."

"You're gonna TELL him about this!?"

"...Uh. Yeah. No big deal. Night." Benji got up off the floor and went into his room. Well. That was odd.

*Joel*

FINALLY Benji came back.

"What took you so long?" I asked, slightly annoyed.

"I was. Busy." Benji replied.

"Doing what?"

"Well if I tell you, you have to promise not to get mad." He bargained.

"It can't be that bad." I rolled my eyes.

"It depends on if you're in a good mood or not." Benji started, "I just gave head to Danny in the bathroom.."

"Woah..." I breathed, "Was he big?"

Benji snickered, burrying his face into my neck. "Aww, is Benjers blushing?" I teased, playing with the hair at the base of his neck.

"Noooo," Benji blushed, "But yes, he was big."

"Nice," I giggled, hugging him close to me, "I love you Benjers. Think Danny would like the idea if he knew all four of us were fucking?"

"Possibly," Benji smiled at me, "I hope so. He's hot."

"Where's he sleeping?" I asked, "With the twins?"

"Mmm hmm," Benji nodded, "Sleeping all tangeled up together."

"Awwwwwww," I grinned, hugging Benji closer to me, "Thats sweet."

I pulled him close and lazily kissed him as he snuggled his body closer to mine.

"Mmm." I grinned, "Have you ever had a fivesome?"

"No." Benji giggled. Late at night, assuming he was awake and fully gratified, he got in a "cute" mode. "I hadn't even had a. Twosome before I got you."

"...I keep forgetting we've been together since the dawn of time." I chuckled, rubbing my hands lightly over his back.

"Fivesome would definately be something to try." Benji nodded.

"Yeah. I say we give danny a chance to settle in and know were all fucking first."

"So another words we tell him were fucking, the twins have their way with him tomorow to loosen him up and then we get him the next day?" Benji asked.

"Yeah that's about it." I smiled, nodding at him.

"We're such a bunch of dysfunctional incest whores." Benji sighed.

"True. But it could be Much worse."

"How so?"

"We could be married. To chicks." I pointed out.

"...Oh yeah. That would suck."

*Danny*

I crawled back into bed after my run-in Benji in the bathroom, smiling as Tommy and Jake were wrapped up in each other's arms, sleeping peacefully.

I curled into the covers, my mind racing with thoughts of the previous day. I found my... family.

"Danny?" Jake whispered sleepily, "You awake?"

"Yeah," I replied, "I'm awake."

"Here," Tommy said, crawling out from his spot in bed and going around to my other side, so I was now lying between them.

I smiled as they both hugged me tightly. "Call me gay, cheesy or whatever," Jake laughed slightly, "But we love you, bro."

*Joel*

"Benj... Benji look," I whispered as we were passing by the boys' room.

"What?" Benji mumbled sleepily.

"Look," I smiled, pointing into the room. Danny was lying in between Tommy and Jake, and Tommy and Jake had their arms around Danny's waist, both of the curled up to him.

"Awwwww, they love their big brother," Benji smiled, leaning against the doorway, "That's so adorable. I'm glad they're getting along well."

I went over to the couch and sat on it upside down. you know when you put your feet over the back and your head is near the floor.

"Joel. What are you doing!?" Benji whispered harshly. I shrugged.

"I don't know. I've never done this before. I can't go back to sleep now I'm to awake. But I'm to tired to move." I complained, letting my arms flop on the floor over my head.

"Welcome to the wonderful world of insomnia." Benji smiled, sitting beside me. The blood rushed into my arms and head, and I put my armsback across my chest to lessen the problem.

"Come up here and makeout with me." Benji pouted into the dark room. I wiggled around trying to get up but it wasn't easy.

"Help me out here!" I reacher up and let him grab my hands. When I went to swing my legs around i ended up kicking him in the head.

"Sorry." I giggled.

"Ow man. That hurt." I threw my legs across his and pulled myself into his lap sideways, but benji had another idea, urning my hips and making me straddle him.

"BEnjiiii stop moving me around you're ruining the mood!" I whined.

"As if kicking me in the head wasn't." Benji muttered unde his breath, before pulling me to him and lazily kissing me. We ust kissed until we got to tired, and fell back asleep.

*Jake*

The next morning I woke up to get a drink at like 9 AM. I walked into the livingroom do find benji and joel, asleep on the couch, in boxers and wifebeaters, with Joel straddling Benji's lap. How they'd managed to fall asleep like that i'll never know.

I got myself a glass of orange juice and sat down beside Benji and Joel on the sofa, watching them sleep. I still couldn't seem to figure out how they'd managed to fall asleep like that.

Maybe they were gonna fuck, but fell asleep before they got to it. They always fall asleep in weird places. I remember one time they fell asleep on the kitchen floor.

Joel stirred slightly and sighed, wrapping his arms around Benji's neck, as Benji's arms instinctively wrapped tighter around Joel's waist.

Benji mumbled something to Joel, before Joel nodded and let Benji pull his boxers down.

I watched in amusement as Joel eased Benji's hard on through the flap of his boxers, before lowering himself down onto him quickly, both of them moaning gently.

I watched them intently, amused at the fact that they still haven't noticed me there. Benji gripped Joel's hips, helping his movements along, soft moans leaving both their mouths as Benji thrust his hips up against Joel.

"Mmm... shit Benj," Joel moaned quietly, "I'm gonna cum..."

"Me too," Benji moaned, "I'm so close Joel..."

I felt myself growing hard at the sight of them both cumming at the same time, before Joel fell onto Benji, panting.

"Can I get instant replay on that?" I grinned as Joel jumped slightly, but flopped back against Benji.

"Why cant you people just TELL us when you're there. It's not that we dont want you to watch. I don't give a fuck." Joel panted, "I just like to be notified!"

"It's better when you don't know anyones watching." I smiled. "Now come over here and take care of me." I slid my ass down in the chair so my hard on was sticking right up. Well. except for the boxers holding it down a little.

"Slut." Benji laughed, dislodging Joel from his body and coming over to me. "Make this quick." he told me.

"Mmm depends." I shrugged, closing my eyes and putting my hands behind my head, "Go to work." I felt benji pull my boxers down and instantly took me in completely. I moaned and gripped the armchair with one hand, and my own hair with the other.

"Ohh fuckinghellshutgoddamncuntFUCKjesus christ benji I'm gonna cum!" I screamed just before I released myself into his mouth. I hoped i'd hadn't woken Tommy and Danny yet.

"Potty mouth." Benji grinned, climbing back onto the couch. It was ironic considering what he'd just had in HIS mouth.

"Y'know I was thinking." I said after a moment.

"What?" Joel asked.

"Well. Danny, Tommy, and Benji all end with an E sound. But all their names are short for something else. Thomas. Daniel. Benjamin. But Joel and Jake both start with a J... And are our full names. But Danny and Tommy both have consonant, voewl, then two consonants that are the same, and a Y on the end. But all our names, cept Thomas have an E, but all our names have an A except for Joel. I'm the only person with a K."

"Jake. only a pure moron would take the time to figure that all out..." Benji told me, patting me on the head.

"Well then I guess I'm a pure moron," I laughed, glancing at Joel, who had slumped onto the floor tiredly after Benji had let him go, "Is the floor comfy?"

"Very," Joel nodded sleepily, "I'm tired again."

"Then go sleep with Tommy and Danny," I told him, "They're still out."

"Good idea," Joel sighed, yawning and standing up, "I need at least another hour."

"Night," Benji smiled, kissing Joel softly, "Are you gonna make it upstairs?"

"I hope," Joel laughed sleepily.

"I'm bored," I sighed, flopping back onto the sofa.

"Well, what do ya wanna do?" Benji asked, sitting beside me.

"I wanna... um... I don't know," I shrugged, leaning my head on Benji's shoulder. Hey, just 'cause I was closer to Joel, didn't mean I hated Benji or was scared of him.

"Well, that's a big help," Benji smiled, wrapping an arm around me, "How about we... make breakfast, and whenever Danny wakes up, we can go with him to his place to get his things, and move them here."

"Sounds good," I smiled, "Just don't use Joel's recepie for cooking pancakes. He makes them taste weird."

"Morning," Tommy said sleepily, walking into the kitchen and plopping down at the table next to Benji, leaning his head on Benji's shoulder, "I'm tired."

"Then go back to bed," Benji smiled, brushing Tom's hair off his forehead, which he was attempting to grow long enough to have it look like Benji's old liberty spikes.

"I don't wanna," Tommy sighed, hugging Benji around the waist, "What're we doing today?"

At that point, I stood up and put my dished into the sink, knowing my 'alone-time' with Benji was done with for the rest of my life.

I sighed and flopped down onto the sofa, pouting. "What's bugging you?" Joel asked, coming down the steps and sitting beside me.

"Well, I never get any time to hang out with Benji," I told him, "I mean... he's always either with you or Tom, and I never get to spend time with him like you guys do."

Joel nodded, thinking. "I see what you mean... have you talked to him about this?"

I nodded, leaning my head back against the sofa. "Yeah. We had a half hour breakfast together before Tommy came in and was basically all over Benji, which ended our alone time right there."

"Want me to talk to him?" Joel asked.

I shook my head. "Nah, just forget it. Maybe I bore him or something. I'm not as... WILD as Tommy is anyways. I'll just hang out with Danny then."

I went upstairs and tried to decide what to do to make Benji like me more. Maybe if I got some piercings and tattoos like him. Or if I dyed my hair like his used to be.

Later when I went to go to the bathroom I saw an OLD earring sitting on the counter. It's the kind they pierce your ear with when they use a gun. 16 gauge earrings with a point. It's existence was giving me some ideas. I opened up the medicine cabinet. They stocked the thing with new over the counter shit! God I love this place. I grabbed anbesol and pain reliefe neosporin, and put the anbesol inside my lip, and the neosporin on the inside.

Once they had soaked in I washed the earring with soap and water. There was no alcohol. One id started the ideas kept rolling in. I grabbed a towel. My heart was pounding so fast. I locked th door and put the towel on the inside of my lip and held it with my left hand. With the right I placed the earring where I wanted it to go through. Right in the middle. And pushed. Hard and fast. And it hurt.

Once it was halfway through I paused for a breath, and shoved again. Finally it popped through the back.

I panted for a few seconds, "MOTHER FUCKING HELL oh my godd!" I screamed.

"JAKE!! JAKE WHATS WRONG!?" Joel called.

"Nothing..." I muttered, "i fine." my lip was already swelling making it hard to talk right. I noticed it was bleeding a little. Painfully I put the back of the earring on, and it scratched my gums. but i'd change it later. I opened the door and Joel bugged his eyes out.

"Jake... JAKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR LIP?!"

"Pierced It..."

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOURSELF!? WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK! We would have let you! UGH it's gonna get so fucking infected." Joel smacked his forehead.

Later that night, the swelling had gone down in my lip, after Joel made me hold an icepack to it all day long, so it wouldn't get infected.

I went back into the bathroom and changed the earring so it wouldn't scratch my gum anymore. It hurt, but not as bad as it had when I'd initially pierced it.

I knew it wouldn't get very infected. I mean, what's the difference between using a piercing gun, and your own hands? They work the same way, don't they?

Tomarrow I wanted to get my ears pierced by a REAL piercing place. Joel would have an even bigger fit if I did that by myself as well.

And I wanted a tattoo. One to start off with. Then more. And I knew that would hurt like hell.

"Jaaaaake," Danny sighed, flopping down onto the bed with me, "I'm so bored. I spent ALL day watching movie with Joel. Not that I don't want to, but now my eyes hurt and you pierced your lip..."

"Yeah?" I shrugged, "It's no big deal."

"Wow... you did it yourself?" he asked, his blue eyes looking at my lip closely, "Did it hurt?"

I nodded. "Yeah. It did. I didn't feel like going somewhere to get it done."

Danny nodded. "I would've gone with you. It would've been better than watching movies all day."

"Then you can come with me tomarrow," I said, "I wanna pierce my ears and get a tattoo."

"Do you know what you're gonna get?" Danny asked me.

"No. I'll figure something out." I shrugged. Danny shook his head.

"You should think about it so you don't end up with some ugly assed tattoo you don't like." Dan suggested.

"But I want one nowww." I whined.

"Fine, fine."

"Tommy has a few tattoos!" I pointed out.

"Yeah I know. I think it's kinda dumb. You're only 15. You need to slow down for a minute. You cant just do these things on the spur of the moment."

"GODAMNIT Danny I wanna do it okay!?" I yelled at him, tears welling up.

"Whoa... Whoa okay." Danny said in a soothing voice, "Whats wrong."

"Nothing. Nothings wrong... Just please, go with me." I pleaded with him, and he nodded.

"Okay. But I'm not letting you get a fucked up tattoo." He agreed reluctantly.

"Thanks." I muttered. I figured i'd just get a GC tattoo or something.

That's an idea... I could get a GC tattoo above my left elbow like Joel and Benji have.

"I need sleep," Danny sighed, crawling into the big bed with me, "Goodnight."

"Night."

That morning I woke up around eleven, happy that my lip wasn't hurting or swollen anymore.

"I like," Tommy whispered, startling me, "Sorry," he giggled, "I like your lip. Did you do it yourself?"

I nodded. "Yeah, I wanted to."

Tommy smiled and nodded, kisisng me softly. "Looks hot," he grinned, "Wanna do something today?"

"Well, Danny was gonna go to the mall with me. I wanna get my ears pierced and get a tattoo," I told him.

"Awesome!" he grinned, his eyes lighting up, "What tattoo?"

"I wanna get a GC one above my elbow like Joel and Benji have," I told Tommy. He nodded. "That's cool. Can I go with you guys too?"

"Sure," I smiled, leaning my head on Tommy's shoulder, "I wanna go now. But I don't wanna wake Danny up."

"I AM up," He mumbled, "You people talk loud."

"Sorry," I appologized, "But let's go. I wanna leave before Benji and Joel wake up."

When we got back. Benji and Joel were awake. Damnit. I didn't want to deal with Joel this early. I needed to. Tell him over the phone or something. From tahiti. Unfortunately Joel noticed the gauze covering my arm.

"Jake! Did you hurt your arm???" Joel asked, running over and inspecting the bandage above my elbow.

"Uhm. No I got a tattoo. My ears are pierced too." I didn't dare look at joel. I didn't dare move. or BREATH. Everytime Tommy got a new piercing Joel went insane. INSANE. And I knew what to expect. I drew a shakey breath, and that movement seemed to set joel off.

"BENJIIII!" He screeched like a girl, "BENJAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!" he threw Danny onto the couch and ran past him to find Benji.

"fuckfuckfuck.." I muttered. I heard Joel continue to screech and drag Benji into the room, while Danny looked scared out of his mind, and Tom had to cover his face with a pillow to stiffle his laughter.

"BENJI LOOK WHAT HE DID HE GOT A TATTOO AND MORE PIERCINGS!!!!" Joel coninued to scream in that shrill voice as I backed myself into the wall.

"Oh. Jake you should have asked us first." Benji said cooly.

"WHAAAAAAT!?!? FIRST YOU LET THAT ONE..." Joel started, pointed to Tom, "MARK HIMSELF UP LIKE A FOOL AT THE AGE OF FOURTEEN AND NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO YELL AT HIM!?!?"

"...It's his body. HE has to live with the scars." Benji pointed out.

"YELL AT HIM! DO IT! DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

"...Why?"

"BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE MORE SCARED OF YOU!" Tom finally threw his pillow and in a fit of laughter ran into the bathroom. "SEE THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME!"

I slowly left the room, going up to the bedroom. So now Benji knows I have piercings and tattoos, but he STILL doesn't seem to wanna spend time with me.

Maybe he'll just never like me and always like Tommy instead. I flopped onto my back on the bed, staring at the ceiling.

I must've fallen asleep, 'cause I woke up later on, just after dinner.

I sighed and got up, going downstairs. I spotted Benji sitting on the sofa. I smiled slightly and went to sit beside him.

"Hey," Benji smiled, "Where've you been?"

"Asleep," I replied, "I didn't even realize I'd fallen asleep until I woke up."

"I do that all the time," Benji nodded, "Danny and Tommy went to his place to get the rest of his things."

I nodded, leaning back against the sofa before, scooting closer to Benji.

"Beeeeeeenjiiiiiii," Joel's voice came from the kitchen, "I'm booooored."

I watched as Joel practically threw himself onto Benji, hugging him tightly.

Well, there's the end of my alone time with Benji AGAIN. I stood up and rushed upstairs, feeling tears in my eyes. Maybe I just wasn't SUPPOSED to be around Benji. He didn't even say anything about my piercings or anything, when I'd gotten them for HIM to like me. I sniffled and curled up under the covers of the bed, letting myself cry.

A little while later, after I'd managed to cry so much I was completely lacking any tears or energy I felt tom sit down on the bed next tome. I knew it was him, because he flopped down without considering I might be asleep.

"Can I come in?" He asked, tapping on the blanked. I let out a half-laugh, half sob and held up the blankets for him to crawl under.

Once he got underneath and he caught site of my face, which i'm sure looked atrocious, he gasped.

"Oh my god... jake what's wrong? Have you been crying?" He asked, wrapping his arms around me.

"I..It..He.. D..." I bust our sobbing and curled closer to him.

"Are you upset about Joel? Fuck. he aint still mad is he?" Tom asked, rubbing my back.

"Yes but he's always mad about something." I sniffled, "It's Benji."

"HE'S mad? Damn. What did he say to you?"

"Nothing." I shrugged.

".Oh. Then what's the problem?"

"That IS the problem." I buried my face in the pillow.

"...Huh?"

"I never get to spend any time with him and he always has something. BETTER to do than be with me. Like. Be with all of you." I explained, and Tom rubbed my back.

"But he loves you. You know he does." Tom assured me.

"But he doesn't pay any attention! No matter what I do.. I thought..."

"You thought the tattoos and piercings would catch his attention." Tom finished my sentence for me. It's a twin thing.

"But it didn't. He went right over and like. Nearly raped Joel in the livingroom." I couldn't help but chuckle a little at my own comment.

"Maybe Benji just doesn't like me," I shrugged, "I mean, I don't know."

"Jake, you know he loves you," Tommy started, but I cut him off.

"Yeah, I know he loves me, I'm his son. So it's like he HAS to love me for that reason. But it seems like he doesn't like me... or like spending time with me, like he does with you and Joel, and now Danny even."

"Talk to Benji about it," Tommy suggested.

"Right," I laughed sadly, "A lot of good THAT will do. I already told him everything at breakfast yesterday, but as you can see, it did a WHOLE lotta good."

"How about this," Tommy started, "How about tomarrow I'll make Joel and Danny go out somewhere with me, so it'll leave you the whole day alone with Benji, so you guys can work this out. Sound good?"

"You'd do that for me?" I asked.

"Of course!" Tommy smiled, kissing me.

The next day, as promised, by the time I woke up, Danny, Tommy and Joel had gone out shopping or whatever they went to do.

I got up and went downstairs to look for Benji. I spotted him outside with his guitar on the back patio. I went out and said, "Is this-"

He held up his hand to cut me off before I could finish, before saying, "Not now."

I sighed and gave up. Must have a song idea that's important than your own son.

I went back inside and flopped down onto the sofa sadly. A lot of good this was doing. TOmmy does me a big favor like this, and it doesn't even work.

Finally Benji came back in. After an hour. An hour we could have spent talking, having sex, or just enjoying ourselves. An hour I wasted sitting here waiting.

"Hey Jake." Benji smiled, plopping down beside me.

"Yeah." I spat, not making eye contact.

"Uhm. Are the other guys still out?" he asked me.

"YEAH what difference does it make? Are you that interested in seeing them that you can't even acknowledge me?!" I screamed at him, and Benji backed up a little bit.

"Whoa... No I was just wondering..." He put his hands up.

"Fuck you. fuck you I tried to spend time with you and get you to notice me. But. You just didn't." I sniffled.

"...You mean you did all this shit just to get me to notice you?"

"And.. Tom agreed to take everyone out for the day. I told you I wanted to spend more time with you but you didn't listen." I buried my face in my hands and felt Benji wrap his arms around me.

"I'm so sorry jake... I didn't realize..."

"That's just it!" I exclaimed, too angry now to care, "You didn't realize because you're always with Joel and Tommy."

"I'm sorry," Benji whispered, hugging me close to him, "We can hang out now, can't we?"

"No," I sniffled, "It's not the same. Now I feel like you're only doing it 'cause you feel bad for me. Like you're not spending time with me 'cause you WANT to."

"Jake, I DO want to," Benji told me firmly, "I mean, you're never around. The only time I get to see you is when Joel or Tommy are around too."

"Can we start over?" I whispered, hugging him, "I love you Dad."

"I love you too," Benji whispered, hugging me tightly, "I really do."

"So, what tattoo did you get?" Benji asked me.

I blushed, suddenly feeling stupid for getting the tattoo I'd gotten. I mean, all the guys in GC got it 'cause they were part of the band. I wasn't. I felt like I'd broken the secret pact they'd made or something.

"Just a GC one..."

"JUST?" Benji laughed, "Lemme see?"

"Uhm. You won't like it." I muttered.

"...THAT was a dumb thing to say. GC tattoos are cool. Let me see." He insisted.

"Fine." I sighed, pulling the bandage off. I'd expected benji to not think it was cool, but he only smiled and examined it closely.

"Awe Jake that's sweet now we match!" He kissed my cheek.

"I feel kinda stupid for getting it. Cause. Well. I'm not in Good Charlotte."

"Yeah but. Theres a BILLION and a half fans out there with that Tattoo. And it's okay for you to have it. It looks good. Does it itch?" He asked me.

"Yeah... Is that a bad thing?" I asked quickly.

"Naw. They always itch. Just don't scratch it. I don't know why. But they always told me that. Just let it get all weird and disgusting so it can heal right." benji advised, putting the bandage back on.

"I will." I nodded, kissing him and pushing my tongue into his mouth.

"Mmm. Y'know you're not supposed to kiss like that until three weeks after you get your lip pierced." Benji told me.

"Well then I'll just have to suffer with an infection." I kissed him again.