*Joel*

RING RING RING RING

"motherfucking alarmclock..." I mumbled, smacking it. Benji as always remained a lump beside me. I started to nod off again when the alarm once again started blaring. I yanked the cord out of the wall in frustration, before laying back down, and contemplating the way my tattooes were fading, before jumping up. WHERE THE FUCK HAD ALL THOSE TATTOOS COME FROM!? I touched my arm and yeah, it was mine but it was benjis tatoos and had benjis muscles. This must have been some sick Joke. The boys had probably tattooed me in my sleep.... As a precaution I reached into the bedside drawer and pulled out a mirror. I looked into it, and nearly screamed when I saw benjis indentical but distincly BENJI-like face staring back at me.

"B...Baby wake up." I poked the lump of white blanket waiting for my.. his head to appear. When it did i was upset to see a red disshevled mohawk. "Um.. I think something happened..."

"Joel... What is it?" He asked me, turning to look at me. He paused for a second and rubbed his eyes, looking at me closely.

"B...Benji?" I asked cautiously.

"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"NONONON shhhhh the boys will hear us just shut up.." I tried to cover his mouth but he jumped out of bed.

"Holy shit... Joel... Why are you in my body? WHY AM I YOU!? Oh my god.. I'm going crazy..."

"You're not going crazy... We switched bodies. No big deal..." I thought about that long and hard, "Oh god.. Mayeb we're BOTH crazy.."

"Ths is so fucked," I muttered, sitting back down on the bed heavily, dropping my head into my hands. It was then that I realized that I had all Benji's lip rings... and they felt really, REALLY weird.

"J..Joel... what happened?" Benji whispered, and then I also realized that he had my voice. I guess that makes sense... being as it IS MY body and my voice...

"I don't know..." I whispered in shock, looking down at my fingers, and seeing Benji's Made Man tattoo across each finger.

This was fucked beyond belief... No one would ever believe us, and we have no proof to MAKE anyone believe us.

I was interrupted from my thoughts as a loud, "HOLY SHIT!" came from the boy's room.

Benji met my gaze and it was like I was looking into a mirror. "Do you think...?" Benji trailed off."

"...That they changed bodies too? Maybe," I finished Benji's thought, "Let's go see..."

We got up slowly and walked to the boy's room, both of us not used to each other's bodies. "Jake? Tommy?" I asked softly, opening the door.

"Something's wrong!" Jake exclaimed, running into my arms... or was he Tommy, thinking I was Benji?

"What happened?" I asked, hugging him.

"We switched bodies!" Jake... no... if they switched bodies, then this was Tommy, cried, hugging me tightly.

"I know... So did we... I'm Joel.." I told him, stroking his hair softly.

"...Are you serious?" he breathed.

"Yeah." I nodded.

"Oh..." He nodded, backing away slightly. He didn't go directly for Benji though. I think he was trying not to hurt my feelings, but Benji walked up and hugged him. It was WEIRD. To see ME hugging JAKE when it wasn't happening. Benji kissed Tom on the forehead.

"It's gonna be okay..." Benji soothed him. Okay. It was REALLY weird watching them together. It was like watching a home movie or something!

"Jake, is that you?" I asked Tom's body, which was sitting in the corner curled up in a ball.

"I think so..." He shrugged. I went over to him and sat on the floor beside him.

"I don't know what the fuck happened..." I told him. He leaned forward and kissed me. BELHRUEB I was in benjis body and he was in Tom's. It made it feel so much less.. personal.

"I'm scared.." he whimpered.

"I know... Me too..."

"And i feel so weird... I mean. You're BENJI but you're not and it feels weird to talk to you and call you Joel."

"Well how do you think I feel. I came in here and Tom hugged me in your body and I couldn't figure out who was who for a minute." I chuckled.

"Yeah... When I woke up this morning and went in the bathroom and saw my reflection it was SCARY..." He sighed.

"Yeah.. Imagine waking up and looking like this..." I cringed as benji yelled at me.

"HEY YOU KNOW IM SEXY! Don't make fun of my body. YOU have to live in it."

"Sorry," I cringed, finding it really strange to hear my body say something like that.

"What are we gonna do?" Tommy whimpered, clinging tightly to Benji, "I mean, I love Jake and all, but I don't wanna BE him forever."

"I don't know," Benji sighed, hugging Tommy tightly, "Now one will believe us. They'll think we're crazy or something."

"This sucks," Jake pouted, "I wanna be ME again."

"Yeah," I nodded, "But I'm hungry."

"Your'e HUNGRY?" Tommy laughed slightly.

"Hey, it's Benji's body, not mine," I pouted, "I need some food."

"Then let's get breakfast," Benji said, ignoring my comment, "We must keep my body nurished now."

"Oh god," Jake laughed slightly, "That sounded kida gay Dad..."

"Oh well," Benji smirked, "It IS Joel's body..."

"Alright, I get the idea," I pouted, "Point taken."

"Thought so," Benji smiled, going downstairs.

"What should we make?" Tommy asked.

"Food?" Jake smiled at him.

"No shit," Tommy rolled his eyes, "Make pancakes."

"Pancakes. All we eat are pancakes! IM SO SICK OF PANCAKES!" Jake ranted, grabbing the ready mix bisquick stuff and adding water.

"Well do you have any BETTER ideas?" Tom asked him.

"No." Jake shook the bottle mixing up the ingredients. Whoever thought to make the mix in a bottle where you just add water was a genius. Once jake had cooked them all and given us our plates I found a new challenge. eating and drinking without drooling. Oh my god... My lips and tongue DONT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. AHHHHHH All these rings. I needed to take them out but i didnt want his tongue piercing to close up.

"What's wrong?" Benji asked me, eating just fine. Too good actually. His lips moved totally smoothly and mine were like diabled.

"I cant eat with all this hardware in my face!" I whined, and Jake chimed in, "Me either! I only have one lipring and I cant do it!" He complained as Benji laughed.

"Just like. Hold your lips together when you eat. You'll get used to it. Small bites." He nodded, stuffing half a pancake into my (his) mouth. I hoped we'd change back soon before he made me fat. I struggled with my two pancakes and my glass of orange juice and found the small bites helped, and a straw made drinking easy. But i kept biting my tongue ring and benji got mad, claiming I was destroying his jewlery and his teeth.

"I CANT HELP IT it's getting in the way!" I whined more, eating my last bite of pancake before benji snatched my plate away.

"No more food for you."

"Hey, if you starve me, it'sYOUR body that will suffer."

"At least you wont EAT MY TONGUERING!"

I sighed and flopped down onto the sofa, leaning back and closing my eyes.

I felt the sofa beside me sink in as someone sat down beside me, and opened my eyes, smiling as Jake curled up beside me.

I wrapped an arm around him and kissed his forehead gently. "I love you," I whispered.

Jake smiled up at me and said, "Love you too Dad."

I smiled. "I feel so special," I grinned, "We can both be unable to not eat together."

"Yep," Jake chuckled, "We'll share our crisises."

I smiled and nodded as he curled against me. "How do you think we'll be able to get back to normal?" Jake asked me.

"I honestly don't know," I sighed, "Maybe we'll wake up one day and be normal again?"

"I hope so," Jake said softly, "I mean, I know you're Joel, but I miss you being YOU."

Jake kissed me timidly, and I reluctantly pushed him back. He looked hurt, and downcast his eyes to the floor.

"I'm sorry It's just... Too weird... I mean I love Tom hes sexy but I just dont feel right making out when were switched like this. I dont feel like I'm making out with YOU." I told him. I stroked his cheek slightly. Benji's hands were even bigger than mine and cupping Jakes cheek covered like his whole face. He smiled and nuzzled his cheek against my palm. "But you know I still love you..." I half-asked.

"I know. I love you too. I understand." He hugged me, cuddling up. That I was comfortable with. I wrapped my arms around him, rubbing his biceps, which were very nice for a 15 year olds, warming him up.

"I'm tired." I told him.

"I know. Benji and Tommy are so lazy..." He chuckled. I reached down into the cushion of the couch and found the lever to make the chair recline. Once I had it back I let him crawl up ontop of me and lay down. Soon we fell asleep, only to be awaken a short while later by a thud and moan from upstairs.

"Uh oh..." I sighed, "I know that moan." Yeah. It's MY sex moan. And now benji was using it.

"Wha.." Jake looked around, rubbing his eyes before another loud moan, this time from tom came downstairs. "Awe fuck."

"I'm going up there and making sure they're not doing anything to weird with MY body..." I said, getting up, and letting jake follow me.

I opened the door to mine and Benji's room slowly, rolling my eyes as I saw them making out heavily, both of them topless.

Jake snickered softly and leaned against the doorframe, watching them intently, as they showed no sign of having noticed us.

"Mmm Dad," Tommy moaned softly as Benji groped him through his pants.

I had to admit, it was REALLY weird seeing me and Jake doing that, but knowing it was actually Benji and Tommy doing it.

"How far do you think they'll go?" Jake whispered into my ear.

I shrugged. "Who knows," I grinned, going over and sitting in the computer desk chair, watching them. I smiled as Jake followed and sat in my lap, his back against my chest. I leaned my chin on his shoulder and watched Tommy and Benji intently.

Benji was kissing his way down Tommy's chest, pausing at his waistband before pulling his sweats and boxers off in one go.

I was surprized that they STILL hadn't noticed Jake and myself in the room.

"I wanna be inside you..." Benji nearly growled, his (my) voice rumbling through his chest in such a sexy way. The way Jake was sitting on my lap I know he could feel my hard on poking him but this was waaaaayyyyyyy too interesting to interrupt. even for sex. it was TOTALLY enthralling to see what we looked like when we fucked.

"Mmmm yes..." Tom moaned. Benjis head dipped down and he probed Toms entrance with his tongue. "oh..d...da...ooh fuck..." Tom choked out as Benji pushed his tongue in as deep as he could. Tom squirmed on the bed, itching to touch himself but trying desperately not to, so he could hold out for benji. Jakes breathing was shakey and I looked over his shoulder and found he too was sporting a huge boner. I reached around and rubbed him through his pants as Benji climbed back up Toms body before slamming in roughly. Ooh... I bet Jake was hoping they wouldnt change back tomorow because the way things looked his ass was gonna be sore for a WEEK. But tom was enjoying it. I completely forgot about Jakes erection as I watched the scene unfold and stopped rubbing him, but I didn't even care then.

"So tight..." Benji panted, "I lvoe you so much..."

"H..Harder..." Tom groaned, gasping for air like a fish out of water, "HARDER.. Oh shit... Don't stop.. Don't you dare stop I'm almost there..." he screamed, even though benji looked to have no intentions of stopping. Benji grabbed Toms ankles and pulled them both onto his shoulders suddenly, pushing into Tom even deeper and harder than before. Tom threw his head back and screamed while his cum covered both of their stomachs as his orgasm violently ripped through him. he clawed at benjis back, leaving long red welts on MY pale skin before benji bucked his hips wildly, shooting himself into Tom.

"Hooly shit.." Jake sighed and Benji opened his eyes suddenly.

"W..Where did you come from??" He panted as Tom continued to moan sporadically from beneath him.

"Downstairs... Oh god that was so hott..." Jake groaned. I realized there was a dark stain forming on the front of his pants. He really DID think that was hott.

"You sh... fuckers.. you shouldn't have watched..." Tom wiped some sweat from his forehead.

"That was HOT," I grinned at them, "VERY HOT."

"You guys got off by practically watching yourselves fuck," Benji giggled tiredly.

"Oh well, we're perverts, what can we say," Jake smiled, turning around in my arms to kiss me roughly. I sighed and kissed him back. It felt really strange with all of Benji's piercings.

I mean, when I was myself and kissed him, it was different, but now it was REALLY different, me being the one with the piercings this time.

"Mmm..." Jake sighed, "It feels weird..."

"I know..." I nodded, "Really weird."

Jake leaned in and kissed me again, forcing his tongue into my mouth, running it over my tonguering, the feeling amazing.

I ran my hands under Jake's shirt, lifting it off his head and tossing it onto the floor. I was well aware of Benji and Tommy watching us openly.

But I didn't care. I moaned as Jake undid my shirt, tossing it to the floor along with his own, before leaning down and kissing me again.

"God Jake," I moaned, "It feels so good..."

Jake grinned at me and slipped his hand into my boxers and pants, grasping my length and stroking me.

"God you're huge," Jake smiled, his eyes ssomewhat wide.

"Thanks," Benji grinned from his spot with Tommy on the bed.

Jake immediately got down on his Knees, yanking my pants and boxers down and freeing my throbbing erection. He massaged my thighs and just stared for a minute, before I bucked my hips at him.

"Come oonnn.." I groaned.

"Sorry.. Just admiring.." Jake grinned from the floor, before licking the tip of my dick softly, causing me to sigh. Suddenly he plunged his head down, swallowing me whole.

"Oh GOD..." I screamed, shocked at the suddeness of his actions. He sucks and swallowed so hard I thought I was going to die from the pleasure. Soon I knew I was going to cum, but he pulled away. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed. If he didn't do it again I was going to scream. He placed two fingers into his mouth and sucked them obscenely, before placing them at my entrance.

"Sorry about that.." He grinned, plunging his fingers in before taking me into his mouth again. He hit my prostate head on tapping against it over and over as he scissored his fingers extremly fast.

"Oh fuck.. FUCK I'm gonna... I'm cumming... JAKE!!!" I screamed his name as i blew my load down his throat. My vision went black for a moment as he continued to move his fongers, sending extreme pleasure through my spent body. Finally he pulled his fingers away just when I knew any more pleasure would certainly kill me.

I ordered Tommy a Pizza. Well all of us actually, but seeing as how he was the only one awake it was mostly for him. Until I heard someone else thudding down the stairs. I smiled when I saw... myself turn the corner. Before I realized that benji-who-was-in-my-body was crying.

"Baby... What's wrong?" I asked, instinctively moving towards him and wrapping my arms around him. He stared at the floor and i nudeged his chin up with my hand.

"D...Dad..." He whimpered and I realized that it was JAKE. Not Benji. FUCK.

"Jake???" I whispered, wiping a few tears away but more sprang up.

"I... I just woke up and I was old..." He sobbed. That was VERY insulting but I knew he was really hurting so I didn't yell.

"It's okay... At least you're a hott old guy..." I offered but he cried more.

"Tommmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..." He whined, going over to Tom, who got up and hugged him.

"Calm down Jake it's not that bad... It'll be okay. Maybe you'll switch with me next time and you can be normal..." Tom smiled. It was so. Amusing watching me who was like 5 inches taller than Tom be comforted by him and looking absolutely NOT fatherly.

Which reminded me that Benji was now in Tommy's body... Oh poor Benji he's going to have a fit. He probably wont cry like Jake though. Jake can be a real emo kid sometimes...

I bit my bottom lip and watched as Tommy comforted Jake, which still looked strange.

"What the FUCK?!" I heard Tommy's voice screech from upstairs.

"Oh boy," I muttered, watching as Benji came downstairs, looking pissed off, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

"Um, you're now in Tommy's body and Jake is in mine," I smiled slightly.

"God this is so FUCKED!" Benji exclaimed.

"Benj... calm down," I said gently as Jake just ended up getting more upset by Benji's outburst.

"Dad... chill please," Tommy pleaded with Benji.

I saw Benji bite his tongue in an attempt to not yell out again, before sitting down onto the sofa heavily.

I sat down beside him, pulling him into my arms and hugging him tightly. "Everything will work out," I whispered gently as a few tears escaped Benji's eyes.

"Damnit Tommy why is your body so emo?" Benji chuckled, brushing his tears away.

"Sorry," Tommy snickered, "My fault?"

"You're forgiven," Benji smiled slightly, "You okay Jake?"

Jake nodded slightly, wiping his eyes with a tissue. "Yeah... I'll live.."

Later on me and Jake decided to watch a movie while Benji sulked about how short Tommy's body made him.

"Dad? I'm sorry I called you old." Jake apologised, laying his head in my lap.

"Awe that's okay I am old." I chuckled.

"No... Well yeah but you don't ACT old." He rolled over so he was on his back and could look me in the eye.

"Thanks... I think." Jake smiled and poked my stomach.

"You need to put benji on a diet while you're still in his body."

"With my luck tomorow I'll be in your body.. Your REAL body that is." I sighed. Jake sat up and climbed onto my lap, straddling me.

"Fuck.. No... I cant do this with MYSELF!"

"NOOO come on I just wanna kiss you a little just to see if it feels different in this body!" He whined, bounding up and down a little.

"Ugh. Fine." I agreed, letting him kiss me. I was shocked at how warm and soft my lips were. No wonder Benji was always kissing me.

"Does it feel different?" I whispered, my eyes closed after Jake pulled back.

"Yeah..." He nodded, leaning in to kiss me again. Okay so maybe I WAS going to do 'this' with MYSELF...

I sighed and kissed Jake back, forcing my tongue into his mouth and kissing him harshly.

"Mmmm..." Jake sighed, grinding his hips into mine.

I moaned and cupped his ass in my hands, squeezing gently. "Holy crap," Jake moaned, ripping my shirt over my head, "I wanna fuck you so bad..."

"That's just like fucking myself..." I giggled slightly, before Jake grasped me through my pants and boxers, causing a moan to escape my lips.

I watched him as he slipped my pants and boxers off, before standing up and taking all his clothes off slowly.

I laid back on the couch eagerly, spreading my legs for him and pulling him down ontop of me.

"Don't you want any lube?" Jake breathed, kissing me roughly.

I shook my head. "No, just fuck me!"

I groaned and arched my back as Jake thrust into me roughly, pushing as deep as he could manage.

"Holy shit Jake," I gasped, "So fucking good..."

Jake grunted and thrust against me, before lifting my legs and wrapping them around his waist, going in even farther than before.