*Benji*

Another boring day on the GC bus, I thought silently to myself, looking out the window at the passing scenery. "Hey Benji," Joel smiled, coming into the front area of the bus, and sitting down beside me, "What's up?"

"My dick," I snorted. Joel snickered and shook his head. "You have got to be the biggest perv I know," he chuckled.

"And you love me for it," I smirked, sliding my arm around his waist and pulling him up so he was sitting on my lap.

"True," Joel smiled, turning in my embrace so he was facing me, on leg on each side of mine. He smiled and leaned down, pressing his lips onto mine gently. I sighed and ran my hands under his shirt, trailing them over his smooth back, feeling his muscles tense under my touch.

"Ahem."

I groaned in annoyance and parted from Joel, looking up to see who had the nerve to interrupt us. Billy smiled sweetly at us and said, "We're stopping for lunch if you guys wanna join us."

"No thanks," I said at the same time Joel said, "Sure."

I looked at him and pouted. Joel laughed and kissed the tip of my nose softly. "Sorry Benj, but I'm starved," Joel smiled appologetically at me, "After we get lunch, we can do whatever you chose. Deal?"

"Fiiine," I sighed dramatically, causing Joel to laugh and Billy to roll his eyes.

I sat trying my HARDEST to be paitient as Joel inhaled his cheese fries, wondering why he even got them to begin with, seeing as how he thought they were disgusting.

"Joeeeeeeeeelll! Come on!" I whined in the most annoying way I could.

"Just let me finish!" he said stuffing another fry in his mouth, "I'll be done in a few minutes." I just groaned, frustrated, and contemplated just going back to the bus and jerking off. Either that or just stuffing the damn fries down his throat and dragging him out the door. But that would have been really mean.

"Ok. I'm done," he finally said. I managed to pay, get to the bus, and drag him into the back lounge all in under 10 seconds. I wondered for a minute if there was some record I'd broken by doing that, but forgot all about it as Joel pushed me onto the couch and climbed on my lap, resuming the position we had been in before Billy had so rudely interrupted us. He spent no time in removing my shirt as I fumbled with the buttons on his. Finally after about 15 seconds that felt like a year, I just ripped the damn shirt and threw it towards the door. We both leaned forward to kiss... You know, one of those kisses where your lips barely even touch and it's all tongue action before we were interrupted again.

"Ugh. Come on guys, I wanna play videogames," I heard Paul say. I looked over to the door to see that Joel's shirt had landed right on his head and was hanging off of his blonde spikes.

"Yeah can't you take this to the front of the bus?" Billy asked as he appeared behind Paul. You'd think Billy would have the decency to just GO AWAY after he bothered us this morning, but NO. He just had to come back and interrupt us. Again. I got up and walked to the door like I was going to leave, but just slammed it in their faces, and locked it as they whined and begged to get in.

*Joel*

"You're so evil," I laughed at Benji as he sat back down on the sofa, pulling me back into his lap. "I aim to please," Benji grinned in reply, leaning forward and kissing me softly, sliding his tongue along my bottom lip teasingly. I sighed and kissed him back, tilting my head slightly to the side to gain better access to his mouth. I sighed softly as Benji slowly moved his tongue with mine, his hands trailing down my chest.

He pinched my nipples slightly, causing a whimper to leave my mouth, before his hands continued their journey downwards, stopping when they reached my belt buckle. Benji's hands undid my belt quickly, then setting to work on undoing my jeans. I trailed my mouth down to his neck, sucking softly on his skin, causiing a whimper to leave his lips.

Benji's hands expertly undid my jeans, and I sat up on my knees enough for him to shimmy them down my thighs. I leaned against him as I kicked my way free of them, moaning as his hand snaked into my boxers, barely grazing my burning erection.

"Touch me," I gasped, needing to feel skin on skin contact.

"Where?" Benji asked, a teasing edge to his voice.

"You know where," I whimpered, "Don't tease me."

"Who said I was teasing?" Benji chuckled, still barely grazing his fingers along my length, "What do you want me to touch, Joel?"

"Like you don't know," I replied, getting irritated with all his teasing, "Well then," I began, climbing off his lap, "If you won't help me out, I guess I won't help you out."

"Now that's no fair Joel," Benji pouted, opening his arms to me. I stood just out of his reach, smirking at the tortured look on his face.

"You promise not to tease me anymore?" I asked, taking a step closer to him. He nodded silently, begging me to come back to him with his eyes.

"Well..." I trailed off, "Alright."

I couldn't help but laugh as Benji grabbed me roughly, pushing me onto my back onto the sofa, before climbing ontop of me, kissing me roughly.

*Benji*

Alright, so he didn't want to be teased. I could work with that. I quickly pulled his boxers off along with mine, and ground my hips against his.

"This better?" I said between panting. He grabbed my ass and pulled my erection closer to his forcefully.

"Yes!" he moaned, bucking his hips up, "I need you in me... NOW!!!" I brought two fingers up to his mouth, letting him suck on them and get as much spit on them as possible before pulling them away, and putting them somewhere he'd much rather have them. The need to tease him came back, and I knew at this point he wouldn't get up and leave, so I pressed one finger against his opening and moved it around in circles.

"Do you want it?" I asked him. His eyes flew open revealing the most frustrated look I've ever seen on him. I had to supress the urge to laugh.

"Benji! Don't do this to me!" he said as he squirmed beneath me.

"Now... I don't know if thats ENTIRELY fair. I had to wait for you to finish those damn cheese fries."

"But... they were really good," he whined.

"Better than this?" I asked plunging both fingers into him.

"N...No...Oh God..." he groaned as I moved my fingers around to stretch him, hitting that infamous "spot" inside of him. Once he was ready, I figured I'd had my fun with him, and took into account my own aching member as I pushed into him. We had done this so many times he really didn't need to be stretched before hand, and his body accepted me, grateful for the contact he had been longing for. His moans filled the room as I thrust in and out of him at a fast pace. I knew that in a few seconds he'd be begging for me to go harder and deeper; he always liked it just a little rough. Before he had a chance to ask I grabbed one of his legs and pulled it over my shoulder as he wrapped the other around my waist. I could hear the clicking of the lock behind me; Billy and Paul probably either found a key or had picked it. God they were determined to play video games. However, I had no intentions of stopping now. They knew what was going on. They just probably figured that we hadn't started fucking yet and they'd be safe to walk in. We try to be semi-quiet on the bus, so it made sense they thought we were still just making out or something. Oh how wrong they were.

"OH JESUS!" I heard Paul exclaim.. No. SCREAM is a better word. I turned to look at him over the shoulder that Joel's leg wasn't on, still pounding into him. He deserved to be a little grossed out. He should have just let us have our privacy.

"Get out..." I tried to sound mad but my words came out as moans. He ran out and slammed the door pretty damn fast.

*Joel*

I groaned loudly as Benji thrust into me as hard and as fast as he could, reaching down and grasping my straining length in his hand, stroking me in time with his thrusts. I arched my back and moaned as Benji's dick contracted inside me, before he came roughly, spurring on my own orgasm.

"Holy shit Joel," Benji panted, collapsing ontop of me breathlessly, hugging me close, "That was fucking intense."

"Next time," I panted and I tried to regain my breath, "I get to do you."

Benji nodded exhaustedly, burrying his face into the crook of my neck. I chuckled softly as Benji's breathing pattern became normal and deep, signalling that he'd fallen asleep. I sighed softly, revelling in the feeling of him still burried inside me as I pulled the blanket over us that had been resting on the top of the sofa, covering both our bodies as I slowly fell asleep as well.

*Benji*

I stretched and yawned slightly, cracking my eyes open. I looked around, realizing that we were on the bus still. I looked down and smiled as I saw Joel sleeping peacefully under me. I couldn't help but laugh as I also realized that I was still burried to the hilt in his backside. I slowly and gently pulled out of him, trying my best not to wake him up.

With no such luck. "Benji?" Joel whispered, reaching out for me. I crawled beside him on the sofa again as he sat up slowly, wincing sightly and wrapping an arm across his stomach. "What's wrong Joelsy?" I asked softly, brushing a few strands of his hair off his forehead.

"My stomach hurts," Joel complained, "Like I ate too much or something."

"Want me to get you some medicine?" I asked softly, stroking his forehead. Joel nodded, pulling his boxers back on slowly. I pulled my own boxers on and went to the bathroom to find some of that pink stuff that's supposed to ease an upset stomach.

I found it and also got Joel a glass of water to was the taste down with. "Here you go," I said softly, pouring some of the liquid into the little cup and handing it to him, along with the water. He swallowed the medicine, pulling a face at the bitter taste of it, before drinking down the water.

"Get some rest," I whispered, pulling the blanket up over him, "Do you wanna go lay in our bunk instead?"

Joel shook his head, pulling me down beside him. "Just stay with me."

*Benji*

"Maybe I shouldn't have had those fries after all..." he chuckled lighty. I could tell he was going to fall asleep any minute.

"Yeah," I whispered, running my fingers softly through his hair.

"Mm hmm," he mumbled before his breathing fell into a regular pattern and he stopped moving around. I slid off the couch easily trying not to wake him, and went into the front of the bus where I was greeted with two angry men.

"Well it's about time!" Billy yelled. "I've been waiting ALL DAY to play my new Zelda game. It's like noon!"

"SHH! Shut up! Joel's sleeping!" I scolded him.

"What, didn't get enough sleep last night?" Paul joked, knowing damn well we probably didn't.

"He said his stomach hurts so I gave him the pink shit and he went back to sleep. So don't bother him. You can play your damn game later."

"Fine," he sighed.

*Joel*

I woke up a few hours later, judging by the postion of the sun and the way it was right in my face when I opened my eyes, I'd say it was about three o' clock. My stomach didn't feel any better. Actually it was worse. It felt like there was a bunch of pressure in my lower stomach, which, come to think of it, puffed out a little bit. I figured I was just imagining it, and threw on a t-shirt. Despite the fact I felt like crap, I was still hungry.

"Morning guys," I said as I walked to the mini-fridge.

"More like afternoon," Benji said, "Feeling any better?"

"No. But I'm still hungry. I haven't eaten since yesterday."

"There's some left over crap in the back behind the soda," Paul said. From the look of it, he meant crap in the literal sense.

"Erm... I think I'll just make a sandwich instead..."

*Joel*

I claimed a seat beside Benji at the table, eating my sandwhich slowly, hoping to not upset my stomach anymore by eating too fast. Benji wrapped an arm around my waist, kissing my temple softly. "Where's your stomach hurt?" he asked gently.

I took his hand and placed it where the pain was. He smiled and rubbed my stomach gently. "Maybe you should hit the bathroom and flush those fires outta your system," he chuckled. I rolled my eyes playfully and rubbed my hands together in an attempt to get the remaining breadcrumbs off.

"I'll do that when I have to," I laughed softly, wincing as more pain hit my stomach. I could feel something rising in the back of my throat and ran for the bathroom, reaching the toilet just in time as my stomach decided to empty itself.

"Are you okay?" Benji whispered, kneeling down beside me and rubbing my back gently. I nodded, wiping my mouth with a towel and sighing in relief as my stomach didn't feel as bad as it did before. "Eww," Benji giggled, in an attempt to make me happier, "Looks like those cheese fries came back to haunt you."

*Benji*

I giggled slightly as Joel pulled a face at my comment. "Well, do you feel any better now that you emptied out your stomach?" I asked. Joel nodded, reaching up to flush the toilet. "Still hurts a little bit though," he admitted, "But not like it did before."

"That's a good thing," I smiled, pulling him into a hug, "I love you Joel."

"And you know I love you," Joel smiled, crunching me against him, before looking down at his stomach, "Benji? Does my stomach look like, bigger to you?"

I watched as he pulled his shirt up, and I looked closely at his stomach. It did look a bit bigger, right around his belly button area. "A bit," I nodded, "It's probably just from having an upset stomach."

Joel nodded, letting his shirt fall back down. "Just wondering is all."

*Joel*

Waiting for the day to end was like some form of rare torture. Why we were so lucky that week! We only had to perform one show on Friday! JOY! No. We had to do four radio shows that day. Not that I don't like to, but some people ask STUPID questions. My favorite: "Have you ever forgotten Benji's birthday?" No. I'm not stupid. Even if I had, I wouldn't say so... Because I'd sound stupid. Around the fourth interview that night at 9:00, my stomach was just getting worse. And I was hungry. But I knew if I ate I'd just puke, and puking during interviews is a no-no, so I just suffered. Not to mention, those damn pants were really tight. I wondered for a minute, Why? They weren't tight yesterday, or when I put them on. I bet a cheese fry got lodged in my digestive track and I was gonna pop at any minute.

"Alright, thank you guys for stopping by, I know your busy... And to our listeners, stay tuned for the Entertainment Sleeze after this..." The DJ said as he cut to commercials. I was so relieved.

"Ugh. Guys I'm so sick... I'm going back to the bus..." I said as I walked out. I heard the DJ guy say 'Feel better!' Soon Benji was by my side.

"I thought you were feeling better..." he said.

"I was," I said, opening the door of the studio before rushing onto the bus.

"Whoa dude... Slow down, whats the rush?" I heard Benji ask from behind me. I grabbed his hand and pulled him into the small bathroom, "What is it?"

"Something is definately not right.." I pulled up my shirt and looked at my stomach, which now buldged awkwardly... not a LOT, but enough for any outsider to realize something was wrong. Benji looked a little surprised.

"Does that hurt?" he asked, feeling it lightly.

"A little... it feels sore. And like there's a lot of pressure. I'm getting nervous..." I replied, rubbing my stomach.

*Benji*

Well, I had to agree with him on that one. Something was definately not right.

"Uh... I'm sure you're gonna be fine," I said, "But if it gets any worse I want you to tell me. Ok?" I felt like I was talking to a little kid.

"I was planning on it."

"Guys, are you in here?" Paul called from the front of the bus.

"Yeah were here!" I yelled back as Joel pulled his shirt down, concealing his little belly... thingie... before we left the bathroom.

*Joel*

I lay awake in my bunk later that night, unable to sleep. Usually the moving motion of the bus makes me fall asleep immedietely, but tonight was an exception. My stomach was still hurting, not as much as it had previously been, but it was still weird how it seemed to be getting bigger.

And I was getting worried. It wasn't normal for someone's stomach to just grow like mine was, was it? I had considered going to the doctor's, but I didn't want to... I'd seen on TV many times when something happens to a person and they go to the doctor's, and only end up being some kinda science expierement. Not me.

I lifted my t-shirt up and looked down at my stomach, running my hand over it gently. It didn't feel like fat from gaining weight, it felt firm like muscles. I had no idea what to think about it. Benji peeked into the bunk, smiling slightly at me.

"How're you feeling?" he asked, climbing into the bunk beside me, clad in only his boxers. "Better than before," I replied, "It just feels like a lot of pressure, and not so much pain."

Benji nodded, trailing his fingers over my stomach gently. "Maybe you're pregnant," Benji chuckled in an attempt to cheer me up. I snorted. "Right, I'm not a chick Benj," I chuckled, "And I think you've watched that movie 'Junior' one too many times."

Benji shrugged innocently. "Hey, it was just a thought," he smiled, pulling my shirt back down, before kissing me softly, trailing his tongue along my bottom lip. I sighed and kissed him back, forgetting all about my worries and fears, and focussing on all that is Benji.

*Benji*

I honestly didn't know what to think about Joel's situation. I never heard of someone's stomach getting larger because of a stomach ache before... maybe it was something new. I pushed those thoughts out of my mind and focussed on the feel of Joel's mouth on mine, and his tongue in my mouth.

"You're sick," I began, smiling, "Let me make you feel better."

I kissed my way down Joel's body, pausing at his boxers. I placed a kiss against the buldge in his boxers, causing him to grow to full height. Joel whimpered slightly as I pulled his boxers down enough for his dick to spring free, standing tall between us.

I grinned at him before licking from his head to the base, and back again, swirling my tongue around his head and pressing into his slit, teasing him slightly. Deciding not to tease him, since he was sick, I plunged my mouth down onto his length, deep throating him the best I could, using my throat to massage his head as I ran my tongue along his length over and over.

Joel groaned and placed his hand on the back of my head, urging me on. I happily obliged, beginning to bob my head along his length, sucking him roughly. "God Benj," Joel groaned, "So good..."

*Joel*

My worries about my erm... "condition" disappeard as he gave me head. I tried my hardest not to thrust my hips up and fuck his mouth, but I just couldn't help it. He gently pushed my hips back down onto the bed so I wouldn't make him gag.

"Ohhhhh GOD..." I moaned, just before I came, screaming his name.

"Shut UP!" I heard from Paul's bunk as a pillow was flung into our's.

"I guess we'll just have to be quieter..." I whispered, still breathing heavily, reaching for the hem of his boxers.

"No, tonight was all about you. 'Cause you're sick," he said.

"I hope I'm still sick tomorow night," I giggled and he scooted beside me and we crammed ourselves into the small space.

"Well I don't," he said quietly, "Night."

"G'night," I said before falling into a deep, orgasm induced sleep.

*Benji*

I had a rude awakening the next morning when I hit the floor. The floor always does seem harder when you fall on it at 9 AM.

"Benji? Are you ok?" I heard Joel's groggy voice ask.

"Yeah. I'm fine. How's your stomach?" I got no response. But I could hear Joel's breathing quicken, sounding panicked. "Joel?"

"Oh my God..." He whimpered. I jumped up and pulled back the curtain. 'Oh my God' was right. His t-shirt, which was loose the night before, clung tightly around his waist, which had doubled in size.

"Holy shit..." I said, pulling his shirt back, to make sure it was REALLY there. It was. I rubbed my hand over his tummy. His hand joined mine, pressing lightly, as if trying to see if it was really there. Suddenly there was movement, and we both pulled out hands back. I swear it felt like a baby kicking. But that wasn't possible, I reasoned with myself, he's DEFINATELY not a chick... I stayed in my own little world until I heard him crying.

"Oh my God," he choked back a sob, "What's happening to me?"

*Benji*

I climbed back into the bunk, pulling Joel into my arms as he sobbed into my shoulder. Truth be told, I honestly didn't know what was happening to him... and I wish I did. I rubbed his back soothingly, trying to figure out what was wrong.

"Benji," Joel whimpered, "What's happening to me?"

I shook my head. "I don't know Joel... I really don't know. Do you want to go to the doctor's and see if they can help?"

He shook his head. "No, I don't wanna chance something weird happening and have them making me into a science expierement or something."

I could clearly see his point. But what I couldn't see was what was happening to him. The only some-what reasonable explanation was that he was pregnant... but last time I checked, guys can't get pregnant.

Joel hugged me around the waist tightly, crying softly. "Why me?" he whimpered, "I just wanna know what's happening..."

*Joel*

I held onto Benji tightly, feeling secure in his arms, like nothing bad could happen. But something bad was already happening. I could feel this kicking sensation in my stomach and Benji bit his bottom lip, placing his hand over my stomach as he felt it too.

"Joel," Benji whispered, "Do you think, maybe, somehow..."

He didn't have to finish his sentence for me to understand what he was thinking. But it just didn't seem possible... guys can't have kids, can't get pregnant, none of that. I mean, Benji and I have had sex numerous times before, and this hadn't happened to either of us, but why now? Why at all?

I whimpered as I felt a kick again, hugging Benji close to me as more tears I didn't know I had threatened to spill over.

*Benji*

"Shhh... Joel please. Calm down. We'll think of something..." I said gently as I rubbed his back.

"Hey guys... Is everything ok?" Billy asked from the other side of the curtain.

"No," I began, "Everything is definately not ok."

"What's wrong?" He asked, peeking inside. I swear, I thought his eyes were going to fall out of his skull when he caught sight of Joel... Which really didnt help to ease his crying. "Oh my God guys... We should call a doctor."

"NO! Nonono," Joel begged, "They're gonna make me part of a weird sciece experiment or put me in the papers or something..."

"Why would they do that?" he tried to reason. I reached out and grabbed his wrist, placing his hand aainst Joel's pregnant-yet impossible to be pregnant-belly.

"Feel that... Doesn't it feel like a baby kicking?" I asked releasing his wrist, he kept his hand there for several seconds.

"But... That's impossible!" he said. "You're a guy!"

"So I've noticed," Joel snapped. Billy ignored his anger and continued to press lightly on his stomach.

"HEY PAUL!!! GET IN HERE!!!" he called out.

*Joel*

Great, I thought, One more person to keep toucing me and feeling me. Paul bounded in and came to the side of the bunk, having the same reaction Billy did at first.

"Feel it," Billy demanded.

"Why?" Paul asked, like it was a totally absurd thing to ask. Actually it kinda was...

"Just do it." Paul placed his hand over my bulging stomach, feeling the movements and kicks that I was feeling.

"Whoa. Wait... How is that..." he trailed off, somewhat awestruck. Finally, I decided to say something.

"I dont know. Yesterday it wasn't this bad. But like... In the morning I just had an upset stomach, then by the afternoon it was kinda big, and by last night I couldn't really fit in my clothes and now it's like this..." I sniffled, more tears burning my eyes, "I don't know what's happening."

*Benji*

I held Joel closely, wishing I knew what had happened. There was no way he could be pregnant, but then again, there it was, he had a pregnant stomach. "Well... what should we do?" Billy asked softly, "Should we just wait and see what happens?"

I bit my bottom lip in thought, before nodding slightly. "I don't see anything else we CAN do," I said gently, "Waiting seems like the only thing."

Joel hugged me around the waist tightly, his cryinging quieting down some. "But what happens if I AM pregnant?" Joel whimpered, "Am I gonna have to have it? I mean... how would that be possible?"

"Maybe you'd have it..." Paul trailed off, grimacing slightly, "Nevermind..."

*Joel*

So many confusing thoughts swirled around my head, causing me to be unable to sleep. I sat up suddenly as lightning bolts of pain hit my stomach. I bent over, wrapping my arms around my stomach as tears came to my eyes.

"Joel?" Benji whispered, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know," I whimpered, "My stomach just started to hurt really bad..."

I groaned in pain as it happened again. I don't think I'd ever felt anything like it before; the pain was almost unbearable. "Joel... do you think... maybe you're having... it?" Benji asked softly, rubbing my back.

"I don't know," I whispered, tears streaming down my face, "It just hurts so bad."

"Here, lay down," Benji said, trying not to sound panicked. I did as he told me, crying out in pain. "Oww... it hurts so much Benji..."

Benji gently pulled my boxers off, and it was then that I caught onto what he was thinking. If I was pregant afterall, maybe I was actually going to give birth to it. The thought scared me, but the pain overcame it.

*Joel*

Benji tried to sit up but wacked his head on the top of the bunk. The guys had decided to let me move to one of the bottom ones, 'cause I couldn't climb into mine anymore.

"Joel, There's not enough room in here. We need to move into the back, ok?" he asked gently.

"Alright..." I said. The pain had subsided a bit from the initial jolt. He helped me up, at this point it was impossible for me to get up on my own, and helped me into the back. He threw a comforter and a pillow on the floor. Just as I had myself settled down another bolt of pain hit me, this one just a little worse than the last. I tried to sit up or shift my weight, maybe to lessen it, but my back was aching too, forcing me to lie there.

"Ow... Benji. God it hurts..." I groaned.

"Ok that was," he looked at his watch, "Four minutes from the last... er... contraction." there was a long pause. "What the hell do I do now?"

"ILL BE DAMNED IF I KNOW!" I screamed at him as the pain finally began to subside a bit. "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Shit... I can't do this," I began to panic. I truely believed I couldn't. The pain would be just to much to bear.

*Benji*

"Yes you can. Just... let me figure out... how to... be a doctor," I said. Damn, it was times like those that I wished I'd gone to medical school. He winced and cried out another random expletive as another contraction hit him. That one was a lot closer together than the first two. Crap... This wasn't going to take long at all.

"What the hell is going on?" A half-asleep Paul asked from the doorway.

"It hurts... It hurts really bad..." Joel whimpered, before making a few incoherent noises of pain.

"...He really is pregnant isn't he?" Paul asked.

"I think so. I don't know! It's the only thing that makes sense." I listened to Joel groan and then fall quiet as the contraction ended. "I don't know what I'm doing! How do you deliver a baby?" I asked, panicked.

"I have NO idea. Just wait for it to come out?" That did not help.

*Joel*

"It hurts so much," I whimpered, squeezing my eyes closed tightly, groaning as another... contraction took over my body, "Benj... I can feel it... I think..."

Benji's eyes widened and he looked at me in shock. "You're... it's... time? Now?" I groaned and nodded. "Okay, um..." Benji trailed off, kneeling down between my open legs, "Try, pushing, maybe?"

I groaned in pain as I felt a major pressure in my stomach, and this feeling like the... baby, was trying to get out. I took a breath and pushed down as hard as I could, not really knowing if I was doing it right. I felt this major pressure against my backside, like when you have to take a crap or something... and... wait.

No. fucking. way.

*Benji*

My eyes widened when I realized just WHERE the baby was gonna have to come out from. Another thought struck me then, it was MINE. Joel and I... my twin.. was having my child. It seemed really bizarre... like I was majorly high or something.

Joel groaned in pain, his face turning red as he pushed as hard as he could. "It's really happening, isn't it," Billy whispered in awe, and I jumped slightly, having not noticed him and Paul come in the room. I nodded, turning back to Joel, my eyes widening as I saw the head starting to come out. Joel cried out in pain, squeezing Paul's hand tightly as Paul talked to him quietly, telling him to keep going, and that it was gonna be over really soon.

I took a hold of the head, trying my damned hardest not to vomit at the sight, and a loud yell filled the room as both Joel and the baby screamed. I sat back slowly, holding the baby in my arms, unable to believe that Joel, my brother, my twin, actually just gave birth to OUR son.

"Oh god, guys," Joel groaned, "It's happening again..."

*Joel*

This time around it hurt even worse, my body had been stretched beyond its means once already.

"No... I can't do this. Please, I just need to rest. Please," I begged, even though I knew nobody in the room had any control over this.

"If I could make it any easier I would baby... You know that," Benji said.

"GODAMNIT BENJI THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" I screamed, as tears rolled down my cheeks, "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO HAVE SEX THE OTHER DAY NOT ME!!!! IF YOU HAD JUST WAITED ANOTHER DAY I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE FUCKED YOU AND YOOOOOOU WOULD BE IN MY POSITION RIGHT NOW!!!... Oh this hurts..."

"Joel, you need to calm down..." Paul said softly.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry Benji I love you," I said just before another sharp pain ripped through me, "OH GOD BUT I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!" I opened my eyes and saw Benji had given the first baby to Billy, and was ready to help me with baby #2.

"Ok Joel just like you did before. Push." I pushed as hard as I could, overworking my strained body, praying that this would go quickly. I have new respect for my mother, after realizing what she must have gone though to have Benji and me. Which reminds me. Were BROTHERS. Both very very MALE brothers, and I'm having his babies. I wonder what the guys in NFG are gonna have to say about this one...

*Benji*

I watched the second head appear, and tried to tune out Joel's cries of pain. Like I have all my life, when he was in this much pain I wanted to help, but there was nothing I could do. He groaned through clenched teeth and pushed. Wow. That must really hurt. He pushed again and I grabbed the head and helped him along, and finally, with one final scream from Joel, the baby was out and crying. Joel collapsed backwards and allowed the tears to flow freely, while Paul tried to calm him down by telling him it was all over. Both babies were boys. They looked a lot alike too, and Just like Joel and me. I guess that makes sense. Two identical people would have a baby that looked just like them. Billy handed me a t-shirt to wrap this baby in, and I finally focused back on Joel.

"It's ok baby, it's all over now..."

*Joel*

I breathed heavily, willing my body to calm down and to not ache from the major strain that had been put on it. "It's okay Joel, it's all over now," Benji whispered, wiping my sweaty forehead gently with a towel, "It's okay baby.."

"I don't believe... that happened," I breathed, "We're twins... MALE twins... how?"

"We're special," Benji nodded, "God chose this for us, so we're special."

"Guys... not to ruin the moment, but I think we're gonna need to make a stop at the mall or something... we're gonna need something for... your kids," Billy said softly, gently laying one of the down on the sofa, Paul doing the same with the other.

Benji nodded, then looked back to me. "You should rest Joel, c'mon, I'll get you settled into your bunk." I allowed Benji to pick me up and carry me to the bunks, laying me down on a bottom one. "I'll be right back," he whispered, kissing me gently.

I could faintly hear him asking the bus driver to make a stop at the next mall they came across. Benji came back into the room, kneeling down beside the bunk and hugging me tightly. "I'm sorry you had to go through all that Joel," he whimpered, "I'm so sorry.."

"But I'm not," I smiled softly, brushing his tears away, "This is like a once in a life-time oppurtunity... and I wouldn't have wanted it to be with anyone else but you."

*Benji*

I looked around the mall at all the various stores, trying to decide which one would be best to buy baby things. Joel was still on the bus with Paul, sleeping and getting a much needed rest, while Billy and I took to the mall.

"Well, we'll need diapers, food and clothes mainly," Billy said thoughtfully, "Anything else is really just if you want to get it."

I nodded, still unable to believe that I was a father, to the kids of my own twin brother. A thought then occured to me that we hadn't chosen names for them yet. I'd have to ask Joel about it when we got back to the bus.

*Benji*

I think maybe I went overboard on the baby stuff. Billy and I had one hell of a time carrying it. The bus was parked on the far end of the parking lot, because it was to big to fit anywhere else, and by the time I got there my arms were falling off. We put all the stuff up on the counter and I pulled out two items of baby clothes. I didn't wanna get them mixed up. I went into the bunks and found Joel holding one baby, the other lying on a folded comforter beside him, baby talking both of them. It was so damn cute.

"I feel bad that I can't hold them both," he said.

"Why can't you?" I asked.

"I'm afraid I'll drop one." I went over to him and moved his arm and the baby so he was holding one in one arm, and picked up the other and went to give it to him. "Wait... I'm gonna drop one I know it!" he said, panicked.

"No you won't. And if you do I'll be right here to catch him." I placed the baby in his other arm and backed away slowly. I have to admit, I was a little afraid of one being dropped as well, but he did just fine.

"Do you think they're identical?" He asked.

"I think its the only way... Two people with identical genes created them. So each child would be identical. Even if we had some in the future or something. And technically, they'd have the same DNA as us. So..."

"Yes, I get the point," he cut me off, "But you're starting to confuse me. So shut up," he laughed. I waited a few minutes before I started to ge excited about holding them.

"Can I hold one?" I asked anxiously. He let me have the one I had handed him just before. We dresed both the babies and decided to always have the younger one wear colors like blue and purple and to have the older wear red and orange and stuff, so we wouldn't confuse them. "You know, we need to name them."

"I was just thinking about that," he looked at one baby thoughtfully, and then to me, and bust out laughing when he saw that my baby had grabbed onto my lipring and was now tugging on it, but since he was so tiny, it didn't hurt. "Just watch, he's gonna come home one day when he's 13 with a lipring." I laughed and plucked his tiny hand away from my peircing. It didn't hurt but it sure was annoying.

"But about the names... What do you think?"

*Joel*

I was stuck on the names. We could give them our middle names, but I wouldn't want to ruin their lives by naming them Reuben and Levi. Naming them after someone in the band would be hell, 'cause nobody would know who was talking to who. If we gave them rhyming names, that would be confusing.

*Benji*

"I have an idea. Why not just open a book and pick the first two names we come across?" I suggested. Joel thought about that for a moment and then nodded. "That just might work," he smiled, reaching into his back pack and pulling a book out. Opening it and looking to the page, he said, "Jake?"

I nodded. "We'll call this little one Jake," I smiled, "He'll be the older one."

Joel nodded, looking through the book for another name. "And... Tommy?" he asked. I smiled again and nodded. "Sounds perfect," I smiled, "Jake and Tommy. I like 'em."

"So do I," Joel smiled, leaning forward and kissing me softly, smiling as they both were sound asleep. "C'mon, let't get then to sleep. Billy and I got some bed thingies for them," I said gently, laying Jake down before crawling out from the bunk, Joel doing the same.

I picked Jake back up and walked towards the back of the bus where Billy had set up the cots for them. Joel smiled and layed Tommy down in one, and I followed, laying Jake down in the one right beside the other.

"I still can't believe they're actually our's," Joel whispered, sliding his arms around my waist, "It just seems so unreal."

"I know," I agreed, a smile tugging at my lips as we watched them sleep peacefully, "But I'm glad it did happen."

*Joel*

"Benji... when we have the show on Friday, who's gonna watch the twins for us?" I asked suddenly, the thought now just crossing my mind as I watched them sleep. "Good point," Benji bit his bottom lip in thought, "Maybe Max could watch them for us? He has what, four kids now?" he suggested, referring to our bus driver.

I nodded, breathing a sigh of relief. I shivered as I felt Benji's lips on my neck. "Y'know Joelsy... if you're feeling up to it... I think you should do as you said earlier and do me," Benji whispered into my ear, causing a shiver to go up my spine.

*Benji*

I guess he was feeling up to it. He grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the bunks, pushing me down onto the floor and climbing ontop of me.

"Aw man, you two are at it already?" Paul asked from his bunk.

"Mmmh," Joel moaned in response, "Watch the twins for us."

"Ugh. Well it's better than being in here!" He climbed down and stepped over us as Joel pulled my shirt off, and went to work on my pants. Once he got me naked, I realized he was still fully clothed. Not for long. He sat back and pulled his shirt off, rolling his body as he did. He'd almost shrunk back down to his normal size, only a little bit of extra weight or swelling or something was in his stomach, but that didn't bother him, or me either, seeing as how I was drooling over him. He leaned down and ran his soft tongue over one of my highly sensitized nipples.

"Mmhmma," I made some random weird noise and said, "Come on Joel." I tugged at his belt buckle a little bit.

*Joel*

I pulled my belt buckle open slowly and pulled it out of its loops just as slow, Benji eyeing my body the whole time. It made me feel good after looking like a beachball for the past 24 hours. I leaned down and pressed my lips harshly against his, reaching around inside Billy's bunk, looking for anythink to use as lube. I got a hold of some hand cream and figured that would work. I let Benji pull off my pants and boxers and I kicked them off somewhere.

"Lube me," I said, squeezing some of the cream into his hands. He slathered it on, and began to go a little overboard on the rubbing, and I had to stop him before I came just from that. "Ready?" I asked him, positioning myself at his entrance.

"Oh do it already!" he said grabbing my ass and pulling my hips forwards, pulling me into him roughly.

"OH SHIT!" I yelled, pulling out and slamming back into him, watching as his face contorted up into a look of sheer ecstacy as I thrust in and out.

"Ugh... harder!" he grunted at me. God I love testosterone. I rammed into him as hard as I possibly could.

*Benji*

I groaned and spread my legs as far apart as I could, but not succeeding like I'd planned to in the cramped space of the bunk hallway. Instead, I resorted to wrapping my legs around Joel's waist. "Ugh, harder," I groaned, reaching down and stroking myself intime with his rough thrusts.

"Shit Benji," Joel groaned, leaning down and kissing me roughly, "You're so tight..."

I grunted as he hit my spot over and over, causing me to tremble in anticipation of our on-coming orgasms. Joel reached a hand down and grasped my length in his hand, stroking me roughly in time with each of his thrusts.

"God Joel," I groaned loudly, "I'm so close..."

"Me too Benji," Joel gasped around his emotions. He groaned suddenly and spilled within me, setting off my own orgasm. I moaned his name as I came over my stomach and his hand, collapsing back onto the floor exhaustedly, Joel collapsing ontop of me.

*Joel*

I breathed hard as I tried to calm my body down, hugging Benji closely to me. "Joel," Benji whispered, "Can we get in the bunk? The floor isn't all that comfy."

I giggled and nodded, feeling happy from just being with him. I climbed slowly to my feet, my legs still not sure if they were able to support me from the intense orgasm I'd just expierenced. I crawled into one of the bottom bunks, opening my arms for Benji as he crawled in beside me.

He lay facing me, a smile on his face. "You're amazing," I whispered, running a hand over his pink and black lepoard-spotted hair. He shivered at my touch and I grinned, kissing him gently.

*Joel*

I was jolted from my sleep by a set of screaming babies. I jumped up and on instict ran right to their side. Paul already had one baby and was holding a bottle for it. He gestured to the other screaming baby and another bottle.

"Sorry, I cant figure out how to feed them at the same time!" he said as I picked the other one up... yes this one was Jake, and began to feed him.

"Thats ok. Why are you still up?" I asked.

"You said to watch them right? It's not that late anyway. Only like 9:30. besides, I was scared to go back there with you and Benji in there. After what I saw last time..." he scrunched up his face like seeing us fuck was the most disgusting thing hed ever witnessed.

"Oh, you know you loved it!" I joked.

"Oh yeah. Real hot..." he laughed.

"Hell yeah." The room fell silent again as the babies drank their bottles. Finally Tommy fell asleep in Paul's arms and he laid him down in his crib-like thing.

"Thank you," I whispered.

"Welcome. I'm gonna go to sleep man. Nothing is happening. And Billy's been off with his girlfriend all day. Night."

"Night," I whispered as he went into the bunks. I looked down and realized Jake had fallen asleep as well. I layed him down and sat the bottle on the counter. Just as I had crawled back into bed with the sleeping lump that is Benji, the babies started screaming again. I rubbed my eyes with my palms. Damn Benji for being such a heavy sleeper. I got up and went to tend to the twins, and found that with practice, by 4 AM that morning I'd perfected the art of changing two diapers at once, and feeding both of them at the same time. I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again.

This is going to be a long... LONG tour.

*Benji*

I yawned and opened my eyes slowly, rubbing the sleep from them. I smiled as I saw Joel was sound asleep beside me. I silently crawled out of bed, being careful not to wake him up. I hadn't heard the twins cry at all last night, but they probably had, and Joel was probably up all night with them.

I crept to the back of the bus, being careful not to wake anyone else up. I smiled as I spotted Jake and Tommy sound asleep in their cots. I got their bottles ready just incase they happened to wake up suddenly.

"Morning," Billy whispered, coming into the kitchen and flopping down at the table tiredly, "I had no idea two kids could cry as much as your's."

"Really?" I chuckled, "I didn't hear them once."

"You're lucky," Billy snorted, "I think poor Joel was up all night with them."

"Well, I'll have to return the favor later on," I grinned, grabbing the bottles and hurrying to the back of the bus before their crying woke Joel up again. Billy followed me and took a bottle from me, feeding Jake while I picked Tommy up and fed him his bottle.

*Joel*

I stretched and yawned loudly, kicking the covers off my body. I felt a bit more awake than I did before, and I was glad I hadn't been woken up again by the twins.

I rolled out from my bunk, still a little sore from yesterday and made my way into the kitchen area, sitting down at the table and dropping my head into my folded arms. "Morning," Benji smiled, coming into the room from the back, "Sleep okay? It's already 2pm."

"Yep," I nodded, "I need food."

"What can I get ya?" Benji asked.

"Anything is good by this point," I replied, getting up to see how the twins were.

*Joel*

The twins were sleeping silently for the first time in... their lives, so I crept back out to the front of the bus where Benji was. He had warmed me up a leftover slice of pizza in the mocrowave and set it out for me.

"They doing ok?" he asked.

"Just fine. I wish they were like this last night," I laughed, "Just watch. They're gonna sleep ALL DAY. And tonight they're gonna scream."

"Dont worry. Tonight I'll take care of them." Somehow, I didn't believe him. Once Benji went to sleep, he was totally unresponsive until at least 9 AM. "Joel... Can I talk to you about something?" he asked seriously.

"Sure," I scooted over giving him room to sit beside me, "What is it?"

"Ok, I know this is going to sound assanine. 'Cause were brothers and were both guys and it's not really legal... But... Will you marry me?"

*Benji*

For a minute he didn't answer me. I was sure he was going to laugh at me, or turn me down. I mean, we could never really marry... But we could wear rings and act like were married. He made no eye contact, and I felt my heart drop right down to my feet. And then through the floor.

"I know you probably think I'm stupid. I'm sorry. I just thought..." I sighed, "Nevermind." I wanted to cry. I never took rejection well. But of course, Benji fucking Madden did not, and still does not, cry. Unless Joel says something mean...

"Yes," he said, and my heart felt like it yoyo-ed back up into my throat, along with all my other organs.

"W...Wait so y... you're saying yes???" I blinked.

"Yes. I mean... We cant REALLY be married, but as far as I'm concerned, you are mine for ever," he voiced my thoughts from earlier about how our relationship would be. I embraced him in a tight hug.

"God... I thought you were gonna say no!" I said, relieved.

"Are you kidding? I'd never do that. I love you to much."

"I love you too..." Well that was short lived. A piercing baby scream came from the back room, followed by two frustrated groans from Billy and Paul.