SARDARJI JOKES

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" 
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." 
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" 
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things
cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!" 

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss
sees him and asks, 
"What is that shiny object with you?" 
He said, "It's a thermos flask." 
The boss then says, "What does it do?" 
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." 
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" 
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? 
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!


What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate 
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 
" Aah,Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born
on the planet is chinese.

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