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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The
guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the
door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers
and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop
and asks,"How long before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour
and half." The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and
says, "Hey,Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya? Follow that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut,
but then doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where
did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

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