COMPUTER MAHABHARATAM
Subject: Roles of Gods and Godesses
| Brahma | Systems Installation |
| Vishnu | Systems Administration & Support |
| Lakshmi | Finance and Accounts consultant |
| Saraswati | Training and Knowledge Management |
| Shiva DBA | (Crash Specialist) |
| Ganesh | Quality Assuarance & Documentation |
| Narada | Data transfer |
| Yama | Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant |
| Chitragupta | IDP & Personal Records |
| Apsaras | Downloadable Viruses |
| Devas | Mainframe Programmers |
| Surya | Solaris Administrator |
| Rakshasas | In house Hackers |
| Ravan | Internet Explorer WWW |
| Kumbhakarnan | Zombie Process |
| Lakshman | Support Software and Backup |
| Hanuman | Linux/s390 |
| Vaali | M$ Windows |
| Sugreeva | DOS |
| Jatayu | Firewall |
| Dronacharya | System Programmer |
| Vishwamitra | Sr. Manager Projects |
| Shakuni | Annual appraisal & Promotion |
| Valmiki | Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) |
| Krishna | SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle) |
| Dharmaraj Yudhishthira | ISO Consultant (CMM level 5) |
| Abhimanyu | Trainee Programmer |
| Bhima | Mainframe Legacy System |
| Duryodhana | Microsoft product Written in VB |
| Karna | Contract programmer |
| Dhrutarashtra | Visual C++ |
| Gandhari | Dreamweaver |
| 100 Kauravas | Microsoft Service Packs and patches |
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