Accounts of Life

The Birth is your Opening Balance
Your Death is our Closing Balance
Your Ideas are your Assets
Your Views are your Liabilities
Your Happiness is your Profits
Your Sorrows are your Losses
Your Soul is your Goodwill
Your Heart is your Fixed Asset
Your Duties are your Outstanding Expenses
Your Friendship is your Hidden Adjustment
Your Character is your Capital
Your Knowledge is your Investments
Your Patience is your Interest
Your Mind is your Bank Balance
Your Thinking is your Current Account
Your Behavior is your Journal Entry
Bad Things you should always Depreciate
and lastly
Your Love is your Balance Sheet...

Hope u did brush up ur a/c's...

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. 

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. 

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. 

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it. 

A simple friend expects you to always be there for him.
A real friend expects to always be there for you! 

Pass this on to anyone you care about....
If you get it back you have found real friends!