PERFECT  MAN

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. 
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life 
together was, of course, perfect. 
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving 
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they 
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the 
perfect couple, they stopped to help. 
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to 
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple 
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. 
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the 
driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa 
Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. 
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) 
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.The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in 
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is 
no such thing as a perfect man. 

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. 

Men keep scrolling. 
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman 
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. 
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it illustrates 
another point: Women never listen either.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!