Guys .......... 

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always Wants her husband to be a Unique Key.

Never love a C girl because she always has a tendency to break things and exit from house.

Never love a C++ girl since u may encounter some problems in inheritance.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws Exceptions.

Never love a VB girl since she may have a Divorce form with her always.

Never Love a UNIX / C girl as she may always dump u with core

Never love a PASCAL girl as she always scolds u as Rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in the division of the family.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting Problems with u 

Never love a TESTING girl since she may be very good at ApplyingTestCases on u