COMPUTER ACRONYMS

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Month 

PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing 

SCSI: System Can’t See It

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 

DOS: Defunct Operating System 

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too 

PnP: Plug and Pray 

IBM: I Blame Microsoft 

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers 

CA: Constant Acquisitions 

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 

LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses 

MACINTOSH: Most Application Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs 

AAAAA: American Associations Against Acronym Abuse 

WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See IS What You Might Get If You’re 

Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.